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This Has To Be A Joke Too

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Pete Doherty is going to run the London marathon, the Mirror is reporting.

Yeah, right!

They aren't giving away drugs at the finish line.

He probably couldn't even make it pass the second mile!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Dec 17, 2007 at 2:23 pm / Email this  »
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    82 comments to “This Has To Be A Joke Too”

    1. leslie says – reply to this


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      PEREZ..ever since you let this fame get to you, your site is lagging! its the same shit everyday! cmon….get away from the cameras and get in front of the computer.
      If your head can fit through office doors.

    2. xxmakemelaughxx says – reply to this


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      am i first

    3. JO MOMMMA says – reply to this


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      FIRST COCKS

    4. puetorican chica says – reply to this


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      yay…number1…pete is sorta cute….lol perez

    5. nha says – reply to this


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      frist

    6. GOD says – reply to this


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      please, please, be first:(

    7. suze says – reply to this


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      perhaps they *ARE* giving aay drugs at the finish line

    8. cn says – reply to this


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      first

    9. hailey says – reply to this


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      don't be a dick about pete. get over it.

    10. Yournamehere says – reply to this


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      Haha!

    11. CRACKHEAD says – reply to this


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      IDIOT! just od!

    12. suckitup says – reply to this


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      the background SUX!!!

      FIRST BITCHES

    13. dfu says – reply to this


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      bummmmm

    14. dfu says – reply to this


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      bummmmm

    15. Kim says – reply to this


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      That's funny.

    16. Ryan says – reply to this


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      first…he's gross

    17. indigohaze says – reply to this


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      1st!! and perez, try the second metre.. two miles….treck!

    18. laz says – reply to this


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      first!

    19. 123 says – reply to this


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      i can't believe all of these models want him!

    20. marathon man says – reply to this


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      Who would win, this guy or Perez?

    21. your mom says – reply to this


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      your mom!

    22. get it together boi says – reply to this


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      pass???? the second mile. That makes you look so stupid Perez.

    23. midnight says – reply to this


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      I'm willing to bet he'll die in the process if he really does this.

    24. jeff says – reply to this


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      Who is this guy? Is he a celebrity, i always see his pictures on this website, but i've never heard of him before.

    25. mar says – reply to this


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      Well, I could see him running it before i could ever imagine you doing it. that's gotta be saying something.

    26. mar says – reply to this


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      Well, I could see him running it before i could ever imagine you doing it. that's gotta be saying something.

    27. blah says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I'd like to see you make it past the first mile, fat ass.

    28. myko says – reply to this


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      He couldn't make it passed the first "bump" in the road!

    29. babyshamble says – reply to this


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      he's a recovering addict. what's your excuse? perhaps we could set a race between you two and see who wins.

    30. flubberjack says – reply to this


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      I'll bet you he'll run it when you give him some speed at start while telling him crack is waiting at the finish! ;)

    31. PEREZ SUCKS says – reply to this


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      YOUR BACKGROUND SUCKS..I'M OUTTA HERE WITH THIS BULLSHIT

    32. Dr.Ding says – reply to this


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      Given the extensively-documented perniciousness of Mr. Doherty's various addictive disorders, it seems unlikely that he would even show up to the race in the first place. Or that he would remember even entering the race in the first place. Or that he would actually get around to entering.

      Note: Dr. Ding does not treat Mr. Doherty.

      Maybe she should! AskDrDing.com

    33. RJII says – reply to this


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      GOOD FOR HIM. GOOD LUCK DUDE.

    34. jakey jake says – reply to this


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      "pass" the second mile. i've said it 4 times today chubbo: check yourself before you wreck yourself! and btw perez you're in no position to make fun of him when you couldnt run it either; that is unless we put a box of krispy kremes and marc jacobs at the finish line for you…

    35. me says – reply to this


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      Just tie a stick with a crap pipe on the end of it to his head….so its like he will be running to get that!!! First place guarenteed hahahaha!!!!!

    36. sandman says – reply to this


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      NOT unless he first cleans up his act? Hey! It would give him something to shoot for, so more power to him. Anyone want to sponser him 'per mile? They say there's no such thing as a "sure bet", but the odds don't look promising for Doperty:(…Thank you…

    37. tmack says – reply to this


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      Why not? Seriously, he's pretty damn good at footie, and all footballers are stellar runners. A few bumps of meth and he'll be at the finish line first!!!

    38. emma says – reply to this


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      well,i think thats great(if its true of course),that means that he`s trying to get his life straight!and perez,i would love to see YOU run the london marathon,and if you`re intending to;PLZ,PEREZ,DO NOT FORGET YOUR TRAINING BRA,we wouldnt want your man-boobs to get all jiggly,would we?

    39. jp says – reply to this


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      this HAS to be a joke…if he does run he will probably die of a heart attack.

    40. NTV/NAT Group, Ltd. says – reply to this


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      lol Aw, leave him alone, Perez. He's at least *TRYING* to stay clean. hehe You just caught him on a bad day after working hard (preforming and working hard to stay clean, but probably more of the first). :-) Can I suck your uncircumcised cocks, Pete and Perez? I hear you Rican bois got nice hoodies. hehe

    41. Anouk says – reply to this


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      I fancy the shit out of him

    42. Just wanted to say says – reply to this


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      fuck you perez, always talking the same shit!

    43. topanga says – reply to this


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      HAHA, Puleeze!! Yo Petey, they said you had to CROSS the finish line not DO lines when you finish.

    44. Lu says – reply to this


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      Perez, You couldn't make it 10 yards…You're too fat! Also, this website isn't even about celebrities anymore, it's about you

    45. Just me says – reply to this


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      WHY is this guy so "famous" again????? He is a talentless cunt. PLEASE…enough of him. He is vomitous. Bleech!

    46. melanie says – reply to this


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      There is no way he will make it! You have to actually be in good shape to run a marathon! I dont even think that guy could walk that far!

    47. melanie says – reply to this


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      There is no way he will make it! You have to actually be in good shape to run a marathon! I dont even think that guy could walk that far!

    48. PEWEZ IS VERY STUPID says – reply to this


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      PAST THE 2ND MILE? I DON'T THINK PEWEZ KNOWS HOW LONG A MILE IS. THE CORPSE COULDN'T RUN PAST THE SECOND STEP. HATE CRACKHEADS (*)..(*)

    49. leah says – reply to this


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      SECOND MILE?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST MILE PEREZ. YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

    50. David says – reply to this


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      BTW the London Marathon is measured in kilometers not miles you stupid americans

    51. Christy says – reply to this


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      Perez, you make me laugh just about every day.
      :o)

    52. smiff says – reply to this


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      he probably thought it was London Methadone not Marathon

    53. mary says – reply to this


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      perez you couldnt make it past the second mile either

    54. CaLly says – reply to this


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      Re: David –
      Hey asshole! The marathon IS NOT MEASURED IN KILOMETERS! England uses English units, which means miles– it's even on the marathon's website, retard. Clearly you're in the same class as Madonna– wannabe Euro trash, born and raised in Detroit. So worldly! HA!
      .
      .
      And Pete, NOT A SMART MOVE. Crack addicts can go into cardiac arrest if they exert themselves too hard before they are completely detoxed and properly trained.

    55. trace says – reply to this


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      If he was racing you, my money would be on Pete to win

    56. trace says – reply to this


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      If he was racing you, my money would be on Pete to win

    57. Tace says – reply to this


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      If he was racing you, my money would be on Pete to win..

    58. www.PresentFromSanta.com says – reply to this


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      He sees you when you're sleeping (in the back seat)….

    59. midevil says – reply to this


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      Hey now, don't knock Doherty, he did play soccer during the summer. I don't know if it was more than one game, but he showed up and he did it.

    60. FAT ASS Perez says – reply to this


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      YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!!
      YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!! YOU MORON PEREZ, THE BACKGROUND SUCKS – CAN’T READ ANYTHING. YOU CAN BE SUCH AN IDIOT!!

    61. inkedgal says – reply to this


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      it's probably an homage to joe strummer. the hard living singer for the clash ran the london marathon a few times before his early death. rumor has it he'd 'train' by drinking guiness the whole night before the run.

    62. Brae says – reply to this


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      Perez I would pay to see you run .5 a mile let alone 2. You would probably die of a heart attack with the first step you take . Fat fucker. And methinks you meant to say 'past' the second mile, go back to enlish class retard!!

    63. no one says – reply to this


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      The only lines that he is intreseted in finishing are the ones he can run up his nose!

    64. He looks like death says – reply to this


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      "…….make it past the second mile." Perez, are you CRAZY??? He wouldn't make it 20 yards from the start line! If THAT!

    65. Alicia says – reply to this


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      Perez-I still love you, don't worry bout those haters, get yours!

    66. Dreaming of a White Christmas says – reply to this


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      *snoring and drooling* ZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZz ack ack *wakes up suddenly dazed and confused* What?! Huh?! Who said crack was wack?!

    67. bridge says – reply to this


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      "They aren’t giving away drugs at the finish line." Hilarious.

    68. better than you says – reply to this


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      i'm number 71 cause i'm the hottest everrrrrrrr

    69. lee says – reply to this


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      to the people that hate on perez, why do u come on his website all the time? way to be a snob while your slobbing on the knob.

    70. aUSSIE bABE says – reply to this


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      It's PAST not PASS you frickin' retard.

    71. Dutch says – reply to this


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      "perhaps they *ARE* giving away drugs at the finish line"

      Sign me up

    72. mianation says – reply to this


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      He's such a loser. What did Kate Moss see in him?

    73. Silly says – reply to this


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      I love my Petey. I hope he'll get off the drugs :)

    74. Angst Granma says – reply to this


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      get outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg perez, that's so fucking hilarious. he'll just pass out while running wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

    75. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Dude c'mon perez…He couldn't make it past the second mile? your fat ass would drop after 10 meters

    76. Texas Dude says – reply to this


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      LOL. Fricking hi-lar-ee-ous!

    77. andrea says – reply to this


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      perez, you so funny!

    78. Alexandre says – reply to this


      78

      Pete is still awesome, and it's my favorite band. Whether he does drugs or not.

      And if he's trying to quit, more power to him :) Fuck you, Perez.

    79. emilyyy says – reply to this


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      i gotta admit, i think he is really cute & i do like the libertines..

    80. Kristin1287 says – reply to this


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      If they lay down a giant line of coke, he can just snort his way to the finish line…hell, he may come in first!

    81. Violet says – reply to this


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      Loves you Pete

    82. yeahhh says – reply to this


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      petes a genius
      albion forever