Too Much Chocolate Makes You Barf

If you weren't sick of her already….

Rachael Ray has renewed her deal with the Food Network.

She will continue to produce her 30 Minute Meals and also host a new show, Rachael's Vacation, which follows Ray as she "discovers cities, countries, foods and lifestyles around the world."

Yawn.

Rachael also has her syndicated daytime show and a husband she really really loves.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Dec 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm / Email this »

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P-Y says – reply to this

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FIRST BIOTCH
I'd like my c o c k to be that spoon
robitussin says – reply to this

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this picture is hot.
wendie says – reply to this

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yeah..ok…so photoshopped
Kait says – reply to this

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i dislike her. a lot.
Wow says – reply to this

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MARIAH'S RETOUCHER ?
lala says – reply to this

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SAUCY
dale says – reply to this

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she wishes she looked like that
The Ween says – reply to this

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She looks like a sausage
rsuxter says – reply to this

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check out rrsux.com its pretty funny- i used to like her, but after having all her annoying tics pointed out to me, she really is annoying-
kellyn says – reply to this

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love her!
armond says – reply to this

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Umm, I LOVE her.
First says – reply to this

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first
yo says – reply to this

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blah, she's old news
stacy says – reply to this

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lgg
lgg
go rachael
charweb says – reply to this

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Is the lower half her? Did she pose for this?
nic says – reply to this

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first!
Maggie says – reply to this

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… that's gross.
Michael says – reply to this

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she's seriously hot. I'd do her in a second
Steph says – reply to this

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She needs to go away already! Seriously, she's just too much!
I *LOVE* Rachel Ray! says – reply to this

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Is that really her in the picture or is that photoshopped????????????
Tnpaw says – reply to this

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First……Great! Love Rachael! Love her happy, bubbly personality.
coop says – reply to this

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I LOVE RR!!!
love rachael says – reply to this

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She is a sweetheart and funny unlike perez who is an obnoxious flammer.
al says – reply to this

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first, i'm so thankful i'm not getting a migraine because the ridiculous background is gone day. yeah!
next, did anyone see the resemblance with don't call me latina jessica? i thought it was her before a boobs' job. is rachel ray mexican? she looks mexican to me! too bad because i find her obnoxious. i don't understand what the fuzz is about her show.
roo 2 u says – reply to this

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she needs boobs - also, her face is full of botox..
m says – reply to this

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that looks like jessica alba
memyselfandi says – reply to this

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yeah . . . so this picture wasn't airbrushed AT ALL!!!!!!!
Michael says – reply to this

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she's seriously hot. Iid do her in a second.
Tammy says – reply to this

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Re: P-Y – You are sick! Grow UP!!!
n says – reply to this

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miaw
josh says – reply to this

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she has the most annoying voice. i don't get her appeal at all.
Samantha says – reply to this

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Rachael Ray kicks ass - she's also sexy as hell because she has a real body. I'd fuck her sideways if I had a dick.

She'd scream "E V O O OOOHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!""""
MJ says – reply to this

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Finally,someone with integrity! i love Rachael Ray!!!!! i can't even pick at her,she's soooo adorable.and sexy..love ya Rachael,that's for sure,….i love u more than Perez! but i love u too Perez,xoxo
book says – reply to this

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first
KNasTY says – reply to this

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I can't stand her. That pic looks photo shopped big time!
PR Diva says – reply to this

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HAHA….like that body is really her.
tani says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER SHOWS!!! YAY!
eryn says – reply to this

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um I hate her but I have to admit that picture is hot. Maybe its because you can't hear her annoying ass voice. God it makes me want to stab my ear drums out…
Penny says – reply to this

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SICK!!!!!!
Rachel Ray is sooo fucking annoying!!! Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, and why does she feel like she has to YELL when she is talking???GOD!!! And this picture wants to make me barff!! Is this a real picture of her?? It looks like her head is pasted to someone else's body. Do you guys ever notice her boobs??? They are look like they've been stung by a bee or something!! And she definetly needs a stylist or a new one because tucking in your shirt into your pants is NOT a goood look!!! Someone needs to tame her ASAP!!
sara says – reply to this

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This picture looks totally photo-shopped.
Erin says – reply to this

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First! I really hate rachel ray. especially that hideous mole in her cleavage. and that hideous mole on her neck. and how she talks with her hands…
Cece says – reply to this

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Photoshop awardz. Rachael Ray doesn't look like that. When those dunkin donuts commercials come on I have to change the channel because she's so damn annoying.
spencer pratt says – reply to this

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anthony bourdain can kick rachael ray's ass
the only people who like her are lame middle americans
roxy says – reply to this

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She is very flat chested
bbb says – reply to this

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photoshop. she is a certified member of the IBT club
and on TV she looks like 50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack.
and that voice….grating nasal condescending
and the worst tipper on the planet
and she has no culinary education
and her 30 minute meals are disgusting
sara says – reply to this

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This picture looks totally photo-shopped. fake.
d says – reply to this

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mimoo's retoucher strikes again
this bitch has not been that thin since she was 6 years old.
Rob says – reply to this

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She looks amazingly hot in this picture. Definitely looks like Jessica Alba.
avey says – reply to this

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she is super annoying, SUPER annoying
but she has some really great recipes.
stupid perez says – reply to this

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Re: al – i agree with you. i first thought it was jessica alba. but i realized it's too ugly to be her. this picture is just wrong.
barbb says – reply to this

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gross. Katherine McPhee filling in?
Sara says – reply to this

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I love her! I don't know why everyone rags on her so much, she's fabulous. I think everyone is jealous because they don't have such a naturally happy demeanor.
Snora says – reply to this

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who is that in the picture? certainly not obnox.
Ugh says – reply to this

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Sweet Jesus, I'm so sick of Rachel Ray. Bring back the ACTUAL chefs. More Nigela, Martha, Paula, Emeril, and best of all, Ina Garden. Seriously, those Food Networkers could cook Rachel Ray into pulp and I wish they'd strike to get this annoying wannabe off the fucking air. The last thing I need to know how to do is whip up a shitty meal with a bunch of canned shit, a corner-cutting attitude, and an annoying nasal voice.

PS. It's Extra Vergin Olive Oil, bitch. Calling it "EVOO" DOES NOT make you a real chef.
Guess what? says – reply to this

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I met her while on vacation in Aruba in 2000.
She introduced herself as a writer…. A PLAYWRIGHT she says.
She was traveling alone.
I asked if she ever got lonely traveling alone ( not a pick up btw im a woman who likes the cock)
Then she got crazy bitchy and said " if you are happy with yourself YOU DONT NEED A COMPANION!"
So i was like… okey dokey then crazy!
Then she started talkin to this old couple who had more wrinkles than Rasin Face Stylist to the Tards.
Then she kept starig down my BF and i while we danced and made it very awkward, so the BF sent over a drink with a note that said, "take a picture….."
so thats my Rachel Ray story.

That and she looks like my BITCH sister in law Sarah who is a CUNT!
choriza says – reply to this

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I DON'T LIKE THAT FAKE BITCH
EAT A DICK!!! says – reply to this

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Still better then you whoring yourself out for any media outlet that wants to have an internet bad lisp TURD talk.
karen says – reply to this

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hey assholes!!! stop thinkinf you're first!!! cuz you're usually not!!!
Alicia says – reply to this

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Rachel Ray is BEYOND annoying!!!! I'm sick of seeing her face everywhere!!! I DO NOT want to see her face when I going into Dunkin Donuts. I wish she would just go away!!!
tiff says – reply to this

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I really want to care about this.
I don't, but I would like to be the kind of person that this matters to.
Perhaps if I cared less about starving children, abused pets and war I might find the time or interest.
She is pointless.
She bores me.
Remind me again why anybody cares about her?
tiff says – reply to this

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I really want to care about this.
I don't, but I would like to be the kind of person that this matters to.
Perhaps if I cared less about starving children, abused pets and war I might find the time or interest.
She is pointless.
She bores me.
Remind me again why anybody cares about her?
Sara says – reply to this

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I do watch her daytime talkshow and I like her, but that is soooo photoshopped. First of all, she has no neck, she looks stumpy & in this pic someone actully elongated her neck a bit, her arms are much more fuller on her show. Plus, the fake tan, she does look mexican (no offense, mexicans are hot). and…
SEXY DOES NOT WORK FOR HER, unless she gets a much needed boob job!
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!
j-dawg says – reply to this

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OMG CAN WE SAY PHOTOSHOP?!
Chris says – reply to this

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Perez, you are wayyyyyy off base on this one. Rachael Ray is fuckin' YUM-O, and I would eat that like a tossed salad for days straight.
john m says – reply to this

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FUCK i was just reading something about 2girls1cup
LOVE ANTHONY BOURDAINE! says – reply to this

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Re: spencer pratt –
But me no likes youuuuu spencer pratt!
Shave your balls kid, i mean your chin!
SORRY! i get your balls mixed up with your chin so much dick face!
ha ha
But no seriously, ive got a HUGE crush on the Bourdaine!!
john m says – reply to this

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Also, Perez, that new drawing of you up in the title bar looks like it lost some weight! Good for your artist!
george jetson says – reply to this

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i'd like to put my dick on her forehead and then drop my balls over her eyes and fart in her mouth.
Chris says – reply to this

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Re: Samantha –

HAHAHAHAHAH that's awesome
^^You Know What Really Grinds My Gears^^ says – reply to this

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^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wow..She looks hot as hell..Dang Rachel Ray Didnt know you were hiding that body. Show it more often.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ant says – reply to this

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umm stop whining you jealous b i t c h e s. rachael is great and shes rich as hell so f u c k all you hatersssss…………
wide_stance says – reply to this

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that's definitely not her fat ass body.
AG says – reply to this

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she is absolutely the most annoying personality on television
Martha Stewart says – reply to this

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It is her body. This photo was taken a few years ago for Maxim magazine. Why all the hate because she's successful and most of you people are not? At least she's not a big annoying whore like some Parasites.
kAyKaY says – reply to this

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Is that even her???? It looks like the girl from "CSI: Las Vegas", doesnt it? I honestly dont think that is her!
I have more money and a better body says – reply to this

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Re: ant –
so is it ok if i hate her simply because she gets on my god damn gorgeous nerves?
blakk says – reply to this

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Ok folks..is it just me..or is her head fuckin HUGE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica says – reply to this

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She's from my hometown and she's not that bad…but once Oprah gets involved you have no choice but to be overexposed!
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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I want to travel down her Hershey highway with my big thick 9 inches of grade A man-meat. The squeaky loud mouth bitch woul never be the same.
JESICA ALBA says – reply to this

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holy shit, this bitch looks like me
JESICA ALBA says – reply to this

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holy shit, this bitch looks like me
Stevie says – reply to this

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Airbrush much?
kat says – reply to this

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ugh, she really gets on my nerves. that pic looks way photoshopped. i know most pics these days are, but this one really looks it. my mom loves her show…i just don't get it.
anonymous says – reply to this

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Rachel's cool…but c'mon….enough already….when are these celeb's going to learn …overexposure is never good.
enough! says – reply to this

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this woman drives me nuts. someone should teach her a little lesson about INSIDE VOICES. you know…keep the shrieking to a minimum maybe
LMAOROF says – reply to this

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WTF is this short, fat little pig doing? she wants to be "the next Oprah"? this has to be a result of her husband fucking around on her midget ass.
bill says – reply to this

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Its funny how all the insecure women on here are saying she needs a boob job, meanwhile almost all us men on here think she is hot because her tits aren't plastic. Some of you girls are so pathetic.
jc says – reply to this

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first bitches! Rachael is sooo nasty gross!
Jeff says – reply to this

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Every time I see her in that Dunkin Donuts commercial I want to punch her in the fucking face!!! She is such a phony!!! You can tell just by watching the commercial. I hope somebody knocks her out with one of her million bags of coffee. Cunt face!!!!!
DANIELLE says – reply to this

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i thought that was jessica alba too! that's def not rachael ray's body.. she's too fat. and def mariah's retoucher. ew.
STAY FABULOUS!
katiedearest says – reply to this

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sick. mariahs retoucher was here.
Katie says – reply to this

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I think she's cute. She may be a bit annoying, but she's obviously smart and very talented. People pick on her too much.
kyle says – reply to this

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If that really was her body, id watch all the time
kathyc says – reply to this

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Doesn't that head look suspitiously super imposed on to that body?
Nancy says – reply to this

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This DOES NOT look like her at all.
Alexis says – reply to this

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I find her crass…it's not so much what she says, but her chain-smoking, salty old broad voice. She's kinda cute in the face, but stumpy in the body.
Nancy says – reply to this

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This DOES NOT look like her at all.
prgirl says – reply to this

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That picture is just wrong.
DINA says – reply to this

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nice fake picture
VICTORIAA says – reply to this

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rachel ray does not look like that.
that kinda looks like jessica alba right?
anyways i love her and her show
so don't hate perez!