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HAHA WOOW..JAMIE ISNT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE YET! LET ALONE DATE AND LIVE WITH A 19 YR. OLD BOYFRIEND.AND SHES HAVING A BABY? WHAT DUMB ASS. SERIOUSLY THE BOYFRIEND IS A CRADLE ROBBER. CANT THEY GET INTO TROUBLE BY THE LAW OR SOMETHING FOR HER BEING WAYY UNDER AGE??
AND PEREZ IS RIGHT! LYNN'S BOOK NEEDS TO BE CANCELED SHE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT PARENTING KIDS IN A CHRISTIAN WAY. SINCE WHEN DID LETTING YOUR 16 YR. OLD DAUGHTER LIVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECOME CHRISTIAN??? LOL STUPID ASS PEOPLE.
CONTRACEPTIVES?? HELLO?? pre marital sex is not the issue..she is dumb
that I cant believe she made it to 16 without getting pregnant before.
the 19 year old dude is not the father. he's the patsy. they are all covering up who the real father is, who is way older than jamie. just watch.
her hairy armpits. eew
everybody is getting pregnant before marrying these days e.g lilly allen jessica alba nicole richie jamie lynn spears they shoul stop cause they are all setting bad examples for teeange girls who want to follow in their steps bdw now britney isn't the only screw up in the family the blame is all on that w***e lynn
as we say here in Greece this BITCH HAS HER CUNT OVER HER HEAD(and i think y'all know what i mean).now we have another trainwreck but i wouldn't call this a "surprise pregnancy".this is what you get when u don't have strict parents and u have instead some PIMP like LYNN SPEARS who lets her kids get fucked and reproduce LIKE ANIMALS.At least britney was an adult when she got married and gave birth to her kids.her sister is WAY WORST THAN BRITNEY.
Well Britney is now turning out like Kimber on Nip/Tuck. Using meth to lose weight. Let's see what Jamie Lynn does.
16 years old and already pregnant!!! She must really enjoy a winner!!!!
The employment shortage for court-appointed parenting monitors is over, thanks to just one family!
Damn that picture is sexy! I want to get the bitch preggers too!
okay even b ritney didnit pull that one on us. wow
but whatever…. good luck with the pregnancy.
16 years old and already pregnant!!! She must really enjoy a dick!!!! I'd bang her too!!!!!
The best thing is now we know that it's not Britney's fault! Bat-shit crazy runs in the family!
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porno is in her future.
LEAVE JAMIE ALOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEE
we get to see how fat she gets after the baby
Re: twinkie12 – AT LEAST britney was married when she got pregnant NOT A FUCKING 16 years old HO…they're SOOOOO STUPID that they dont know what condoms means!!!!
Hopefully the end of her show on Nickelodeon!!!!!!
i bet nickelodeon are tearing her contract up right now.
what a dumb whore just like her sister. she ruined her career before it even started. she will not amount to anything because she does not a stable support system. her parents should really try to stay out of show business because they didn't learn anything when their first popstar fucked up her life and became a washed up has been.
that her Mom's "Parenting" book is cancelled!!!!
I am the only one who thinks the FAMILY is at fault to let their 16 y.o. daughter LIVE WITH A 19 Y.O. GUY? And the mom is "shocked" she is pregnant? Are they all taking crazy pills?
It will take some attention away from Aunt Britney. IT ALSO CONFIRMS THAT LYNNE SPEARS IS THE WORST AND STUPIDEST MOM IN AMERICA!!!!
People with ZERO class and waaaaayyyyyy too much money. It is disgusting beyond words-the best thing to do for this family is stop printing stuff about them,stop following them around and stop feeding fuel to the fire-with any luck they will disappear and show up a few years later all living in a double wide in Lousiana doing a reality show with little fucked up dirty kids running around trashing the place while the cameras roll and Britany sits in the corner huffing her pipe with her short brown meth nails and designer glasses.
People with ZERO class and waaaaayyyyyy too much money. It is disgusting beyond words-the best thing to do for this family is stop printing stuff about them,stop following them around and stop feeding fuel to the fire-with any luck they will disappear and show up a few years later all living in a double wide in Lousiana doing a reality show with little fucked up dirty kids running around trashing the place while the cameras roll and Britany sits in the corner huffing her pipe with her short brown meth nails and designer glasses.
Hey Perez how come I'm not getting more coverage by you? I've shit on the carpets in my mansion and pissed all over the kitchen floor and you failed to publish those pics! And what about my puke all over my car seat that you conveiently failed to publish? Let's get with it Perez!!!! How dare you quit focusing on my life. The world wants more coverage of myself !!! Let's get with the program dude!!!!!
even i knoe how to use condom or drink pills.
stupid bitch
$$**PEREZ IS A HYPOCRITE!!!
Perez said "Who lets their f***ing 16 year old daughter live with her boyfriend?"
Ummm…perez's "goddess" Angline Jolie moved in with her boyfriend at 15!!!
So I guess all Jamie Lynne needs to do is then:
1. become a drug addict
2. become a skin cutter
3. develop an eating disorder
4. have multiple sexual partners with both sexes
5. Have obscene, freakish public kissing with her brother
6. commit adultery with a married man
7. Then finally adopt a bunch of kids…
Apparently, that's what Perez feels is the making of a "real woman" since Angelina Jolie did all those things.
Leave the poor 16 yr girl alone—and go re-think your idol worship to Angelina!
I would have liked to have knocked her up….or at least try a good dozen or so times.
Are we sure it is not K feds'. . . afterall they do things differently in the south!
hahahahahahahah
there's another friggin' trainwreck to laugh at….
I'm getting kinda sick of big slut….let's poke the little one with a stick!!
THAT WE CAN NOW DEFINITLY SAY SHE ISNT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!
Re: Diane – THATS NOT BRITNEY, THAT'S HER SISTER. LOL…
as funnyas it might be and shocking it really is sad.
Such a shame; there goes her career! I'm not so sure Disney will stand behind and be forgiving like they were to Vanessa. Just maybe baby Sis wants to show big Sis how motherhood and childrearing is supposed to be done. I think baby Sis is making a huge point. "Stupid is as stupid does"
Enough with this nonsense! The entire "Spears Bunch" should:
(1) emigrate to another country, island, space- NEVER to be seen/heard from again
(2) JLS should ABSOLUTELY be FIRED from her Zoey 101 show- "Role Model" for young girls'= Ah, YA! Petition Nickelodeon and DEMAND her FIRING!
(3) Lynne Spears should be ASHAMED as to what her "parenting" has amounted to, & then she goes out and confirms the pregnancy with a glossy photo shoot- SO CLASSELESS!
(4) Other than that, what I say- adopt out Brits boys' as well as this new one on the way to Brad & Ange– say what you will about them, at least they are "SOLID & COMMITTED PARENTS"
What an ABSOLUTE CLASSELESS FAMILY… as if this is something she should be "proud" of… it makes me sick!
The bitch aint knocked up by another K-Fed
Re: SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY – #6….great comment.
we have another spears to pick on!!
I wonder if britney spears will be the godmother….but I will not believe it until I see her pregnant
This family is typical southern trailer trash. Money doesn't buy brains. Money doesn't buy class. Money doesn't buy good decision making. They are typical ignorant and inbred trailer queens—it just happens that their trailer costs more money than most.
is that it proves what a poor mother Lynne is and that Britney deep down is right about her. Lynne has whored her girls out to Hollywood, and then cries when they fuck up. Lynne has done all of this for her pocket book and she has as a result, raised poor equipped children, and taught them no morals or humility. In the face of that, you have a child having a child now in a relationship that is illegal in all 50 states. Instead of calling Children and Famly Services on Britney, maybe someone should call it on Lynne now for allowing her 16 yr old daughter to shack up with a 19 yr old guy.
It's almost like she was looking for a way out of the Hollywood rat race. It takes alot of courage to go through a pregnancy at 16, give her credit for going through with the pregnancy. I'm sure many of the Hollywood young stars wouldn't risk their careers to do this. Jamies mother must now find another gravey train to hop on. Good luck Jamie, God Bless you. Now leave her alone.
This is awful. I have 2 daughter's that are skinnier and better looking then both of them. Both still in high school. All the boys
lust after them, BUT, I taught them not to be sluts and that a
guy wants you extremely alot when he can't have you. After he's had you, he doesn't want you at all. I also taught them not to get married and have children. This world is not fit for children, look around. Their mother is a horrible mother.
NOTHING!! she's done screwed up her life. Good Bye Zoey 101. If I was her co-stars, I'd be pissed cuz she just lost them their jobs. No TV network is gonna wanna mess wit her now. What a role model.
…is that this confirms the Spears are America's Number 1 White Trash family, folks. Very sad, however. She's 16!!!!!!! These girls are supposed role models.
HO HO HO
Lynn is out of the running for the "Best Mom" award - damn the luck!!!!!
And the winner is….
shoot me now….
Sometimes the responsible action IS getting an abortion.
Good luck to her, the poor girl is going to need it.
It's Ray J's Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJ broke the story before perez did. Just google jj's dirt. He outs everybody and doesn't care.
is that we know she takes the creampieeeee
she is 10x hotter than britney by the way
Oh my lanta! A) Where is the mom? B) At 16 I was still playing with barbies or running around with my friends NOT having sex with the alterboy at church. Haha the girl has a hit show on Nickelodeon and a crazy sister yet she is destined to follow in her sister's staggered footsteps. How do people with money still end up to be white trash? I don't get it. Keep Jamie Lynn away from Emma Roberts!
IS that hair under her armpit?
who's a better mom Lynne Spears or Dina Lohan? I'm going with Dina. At least her children aren't perpetuating the Bad Mom gene…yet. Lynne has two girls and they are both horrible moms lol Jamie Lynn is PREGNANT at SIXTEEN! Awful parenting.
that we know she's fucking
White trash? Oh please - She is straight up American!
Obviously none of you have been to an American high school before!
Funniest thing Ive seen all morning…had to read all the posts, but now back to work.
Re: RC – Could NOT have been stated ANY better… ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
she'll get her figure back quicker than brit
nothing…i cant even imagine how awful she feels
that she's already mother of the year compared to Britney.
….that it's not a surprise at all, beyotch.
Re: Cassandra – she's not old enough to shave her pits just like the visible training bra she's wearing lol Accidents that happen:
Two cars collide
Plane goes down
Motorcycle flips over
When two teens from CHURCH have sex and the girl gets pregnant that is no accident. That is God saying GOTCHA!
I love how teens in America go to church, get pregnant and have a billion babies but if two gay guys decide to cement their love it's a mortal sin hahaha You can say being gay is wrong according to the bible but if we gays are going to hell I'm pretty sure premartial sex, swearing, and even talking back to your parents is in the bible too. Looks like theres an entire Coalition whom have what I call selective reading eyes lol
The best thing about Jamie Lynn Spears's surprise pregnancy is "now i know she puts out"
the spears family is fuked up bitchesssssssssss
..that all the attention won't go to poor britney anymore!
Lynne Spears should read about parenting before she writes about it.
Of course she is keeping the kid. Dumb fucker. Give it up for adoption. Give the poor child a chance.
This whole family is such a waste of fucking air and life.
well can you really blame her for making that mistake? look who her role model is…
#119 i agree with you! PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?? Do you really think this is what Jamie needs right now? Nah don't think so! Just leave her alone and give her some privacy! Geez!!
guess loose legs run in the family
K-FED KNEW BEFORE BRITNEY!
this whole thing makes britney look like a fucking saint!
PULL OUT, BOYS!! Gawd, what a dumb turd for not doing this one easy task.
will be when we find out K-fed is the actual father…
another chapter in The Tales of Spears
is there a chance she ain`t really 16 but like 23 or somethin`?
Lynne Spears is a bad mother plain and simple. If she bothered to tell Jamie about condoms or just made the stupid whore in training get on the depo shot this may not have happened. I mean - Jamie met the sperminator at church. What, does that make the relationship safe? Christians have pre-marital sex. It's not unheard of. Damn these people make me sick. We're giving these stupid bitches press, and now the kids of the world who pay attention are going to emulate these stupid bitches because there are more and more bad parents out there who are just like Lynne Spears - enabelers. Fuck the whole Spears family needs to do the world a favor and jump off fucking cliff.
it proves she is a whore like her sister…god help that baby
Britney was the last to know.
grandparents now had kids that age in the 20's you moron not in the 50's blame it on no education thats what your mother told you..yeah and i'm young however i'll have more education then youll ever have…quatcho.
NOTHING!!! how about that for finishing that sentence!!! This entir family is completly OUT OF CONTROL WTF is wrong with all of them???? There parents have set no dicipline or guidlines seriously these 2 nutz might aswell be running around naked!!!
the complete lack of surprise.
ONCE TPT ALWAYS TPT I DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GET YOU JUST CANT BUY CLASS CASE IN POINT
i'm talking about the whole situation in general…
Re: Salonge Knowles –
Solange's family didn't put it on the cover of a magazine. Why did she tell everyone at 12 weeks?? Most people normally wait to tell the world until their second trimester when the risk of miscarriage drops drastically. Good luck to JL I am a 23 year old first time mother to be and I am nervous as can be and can't imagine what it would be like at 16.
Re: Salonge Knowles –
Solange's family didn't put it on the cover of a magazine. Why did she tell everyone at 12 weeks?? Most people normally wait to tell the world until their second trimester when the risk of miscarriage drops drastically. Good luck to JL I am a 23 year old first time mother to be and I am nervous as can be and can't imagine what it would be like at 16.
Re: Salonge Knowles –
Solange's family didn't put it on the cover of a magazine. Why did she tell everyone at 12 weeks?? Most people normally wait to tell the world until their second trimester when the risk of miscarriage drops drastically. Good luck to JL I am a 23 year old first time mother to be and I am nervous as can be and can't imagine what it would be like at 16.
That Britney's PapaNazi's will start following her instead?
She's gonna' have a girl and Britney will FLIP OUT because she had two boys!!!
is that it's no surprise at all!
It adds a whole new level of TRASHINESS to the spears clan
IF YOU ARE 16 & PREGGERS THEN YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!
SAFE SEX YOU FUCKING SLUTTY CUNTS!
Those titties gonna GIT GROWIN' SOME!!!!! YEEE- HAAAAA!!!!
Insert banjo music here……
Why not stop supporting them? Don't buy the music, don't go to the concerts, don't buy the crap they sell, including the magazine they sold their story to. Log on to Nick.com and send them an email to pull Zoey 101. That's what I'm doing. I have an 11 year-old daughter and it seems there are no celebrity role models left for children. I work hard to ensure I'm a decent role model for my daughter, I just wish these folks could do the same.
EVIDENTLY SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SHAVE HER ARMPITS. LOOK AT THAT! EWW!
THIS IS WHAT ABORTION IS FOR PEOPLE!!!!!!
Her shitty tween tv show will be cancelled and she will disappear back to the trailer park from whence she came.