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"Britney’s kids to be tested for drugs"

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Kevin Federline has long complained that ex Britney Spears has their kids hooked on sugar and fast food. But now Britney’s accusing Kevin of exposing their children to something far more dangerous: marijuana.

“Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids,” says a friend of hers. “She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”

Britney’s so upset, she’s determined to have Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, drug-tested to confirm her suspicions. “She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken,” an insider says. They told her she should snip off a few strands of their hair right after they’ve returned from Kevin’s place and have them analyzed in a lab.

Indeed, “testing for secondhand marijuana use can be done using a lock of hair,” confirms addiction expert Marty Brenner. “The test must be done within a day or two after exposure. Secondhand smoke would definitely show up, and results usually come back in a couple of days.”

Since Brit, 26, submits to regular court-ordered drug tests herself, her legal team intends to call an emergency hearing if Sean and Jayden test positive for pot. “Kevin could lose custody,” says the insider.

Read more about Sean and Jayden’s drug tests in the latest issue of Life & Style—on newsstands now!

Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 6:50 pm / Email this »

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NAME.NAME says – reply to this

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OH DAMN!
Roni says – reply to this

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FIRSSST!
hilda says – reply to this

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first!!!!yeeeeeeeeeeeey!!
hud says – reply to this

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first
Stephy says – reply to this

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first nigga
ashers says – reply to this

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first ! she is soo freak nasty !
babs says – reply to this

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100
Roni says – reply to this

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FIRRSSST!
Tami says – reply to this

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DING DANG Y'ALL!! This could be the final nail in her coffin! I see porn in Britney's futire!
Tami says – reply to this

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DING DANG Y'ALL!! This could be the final nail in her coffin! I see porn in Britney's future!
Tami says – reply to this

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DING DANG Y'ALL!! This could be the final nail in her coffin! I see porn in Britney's future!
hilda says – reply to this

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i thinks perez secretly is in love with britney spears…….maybe he will straight just for her!!
alicefay says – reply to this

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hmmm doubt that
lucky says – reply to this

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Thank goodness there's a writer's strike. Now everyone's attention can be focused on this trainwreck!
Lori says – reply to this

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Someone take these kids away from these white trash scumbags. And sterilize the Spears girls while you're at it.
jj says – reply to this

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S
A
D
Janella says – reply to this

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wow….
liz says – reply to this

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I lol'ed hard to this one
Frank says – reply to this

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First
aha says – reply to this

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first
Woo says – reply to this

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1st
kelly says – reply to this

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woooow. nutz
alicefay says – reply to this

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those poor kids
Roni says – reply to this

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IT's ON NOW KEVIN!!

FIRSSSTTTTTT?
CHe says – reply to this

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1st
bree says – reply to this

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idk that L&S was such sleazy/sleezy magazine
gupto says – reply to this

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ruh roh!
,mimi says – reply to this

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WHat!
Im just a country girl says – reply to this

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Please, let me adopt these poor boys….save them now….this is fucking sad, and am I first?
Pyuric says – reply to this

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Daaaamn! This is really sick!
slyplay says – reply to this

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What a mess!!
bell says – reply to this

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first!!
TJBURKE says – reply to this

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At least the kids are probably too stoned to realize they are the product of two fucked up parents.
ivan says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!
holidayhyper! says – reply to this

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wow that's beyond messed up.
Juicy J says – reply to this

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WHAT A LOSER HOE. YA BLAME ANYTHING ON HIM. GO BACK TO LOUISIANA WITH YOUR PREGNANT ASS 16YR OLD TRASH SISTER! WHO GETS PREGO AT 16? BESIDES TRASH
holidayhyper! says – reply to this

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wow that's beyond messed up.
holidayhyper! says – reply to this

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wow that's beyond messed up.
first says – reply to this

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first?
Jesse says – reply to this

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JAMIE LYNN DID IT!!!!
first says – reply to this

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first?
mag says – reply to this

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capdrgni FIRST?
sss says – reply to this

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1st
meg says – reply to this

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thats a fuckennn sin. those poor kids
jennifer says – reply to this

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oh brother! (rolling eyes)
Lala says – reply to this

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Oh please, this is nothing compared to all the crap Britney has done. Plenty of parents smoke pot, yes pot smoking is illegal, but it doesn't make him a bad parent for doing so. He shouldn't be smoking it in front of them, like he shouldn't smoke cigarettes in front of them, but he isn't putting them in any worse danger than what Britney has exposed them to.
Kristin says – reply to this

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You KNOW Britney's just gonna burn a joint right in front of them. She doesn't have to inhale to get the babies taken away from Kevin!
Lisa says – reply to this

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ooooh.
erik says – reply to this

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first! poor kids..
you ain't much if you ain't dutch!
Bohica says – reply to this

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WTF is wrong with these people???
ssads says – reply to this

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fjidjfisjfdi
JOJO says – reply to this

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Let's see…. rotten teeth, distance empty looks in their eyes, "special" look in their face. YEP!!!
meghan says – reply to this

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pfft, if anyone is taking drugs around the kids its britney!
ssads says – reply to this

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1st
Vicky says – reply to this

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Look at your kid's future, Jamie Lynn!!! Do people still believe she should keep her kid after seeing all this??? Yeah, very responsible!!!!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Probably not 1st!
omg says – reply to this

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omg:O
Karla says – reply to this

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Second!!! GOD! Poor babies!
Neneh says – reply to this

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Oh hell, too bad there isn't such a thing as retrospective abortion as both of these morons should've never even conceived an idea, let alone children!
shany says – reply to this

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poor kids maybe Angelina could adopt them
Jilian says – reply to this

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BULLSHIT
Scared says – reply to this

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But then who would take the babies?
Lil says – reply to this

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haha, this is what happens when you're attention hungry and your 16 year old sister is pregnant.
Hayley Shizzle says – reply to this

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Very Sad
mee says – reply to this

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i just feel really bad for those kids
Jenn E says – reply to this

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Shitney is just desperate to try to make Kevin look bad. How low can she possibly sink? I always say that, but then every single day she manages to surprise me. What a total waste of space….
Malibu says – reply to this

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omg britney might just ked her kids an turn her life around
qhgagga says – reply to this

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holy FUCK?!
gage holloway says – reply to this

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im first
Me Me Me says – reply to this

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FIRST???

But Britney could smoke pot around the kids and then slam Kfed by saying it is from him.
ashlieee says – reply to this

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seriously,
shes doing everything in her power to get the kids back.
i think k.feds a good dad.
but if this is true.
he can suck on a lolipop and die.
:)
asdf says – reply to this

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teehee i love the spears/federline family….this is the stuff television sitcoms are MADE of they whole fucked up family should come out with a reality show..

i know britney had one with kevin..it was lame, but one with brit kevin , tater-tot and small…along with knocked up jailbait and her r.kelly precher sperminator and the denying it all mother lynn!!!! GGGAAAAHHHHHH i would do ppv to watch all that good shiz )))))))))
about time says – reply to this

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Its about fuckin time Britney fights back a little!! What the hell took her so long?? I think Kevin's just a loser out for some guaranteed child support. The only way he can do that is get custody of the kids. To get custody, him and his lawyers have had to make this issue a media matter. I'm glad the druggie loser is about to get a taste of his own medicine.

Britney - I know you are probably upset about K-Fed and everything he has done. But the way to "show him" isn't to lose your kids so that asshole gets thousands of dollars in child support from you so he NEVER has to get a job. The way to get that freeloader back is to PROVE YOU ARE BETTER THAN HE IS.. PROVE YOU ARE A GOOD MOTHER…. get your kids back and take away his free ride.

Sorry people. I will NEVER believe K-Fed does this for any reason other than the child support.
good for brit says – reply to this

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It is about time she took a stance against that loser idiot kfed. That nasty ass bitch boy has been trying to dig up all kinds of dirt on her and she needs to fight back.
Mylène says – reply to this

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Poor Kids … the media destroy her life yet … because her mom is fucking crackhead and her dad a pothead … very very very sad …
tina says – reply to this

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I don't know why they haven't brought up his smoking pot before. Shar Jackson even confirmed this in her interview with Perez. That he does smoke pot. so I don't know why he isn't tested for drugs too. he is not an angel over night.
cory says – reply to this

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who cares? it's just weed it's not going to kill them. it's not like he was injecting them with heroin
2012 muthafuckas says – reply to this

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i truly believe that people should have to apply for a liscense before being allowed to reproduce
squirlgal1 says – reply to this

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those poor kids are doomed to a world of shit
bloomingvegan says – reply to this

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Marijuana is a gift from Nature and can save our planet. Brit is on METH for crying out loud. Zero people die from Marijuana each year. Do some research if you don't know…it is a plant that can provide food, shelter, clothing, medicine and FUEL! It is a fact. Read the Emperor has no clothes.
TjB says – reply to this

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Re: about time – Re: about time – Are you serious? I mean really serious…Do you think that Britney is actually reading this? Do you really care that much about this joke of a family that is clearly beyond help? Hey even if the child support is a motivator for Kevin to take care of the kids…at least he's making a greater attempt than the crackwhore of mom BRit.
me says – reply to this

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can we stop idolizing these moraless pieces of crap?
amber says – reply to this

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Re: Me Me Me – You have a good point. I wouldn't put it past her. How could they figure out when the exposure occured?
c says – reply to this

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awesome now the whole world will yet again know they BOTH suck as parents! those poor babies!
c says – reply to this

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awesome now the whole world will yet again know they BOTH suck as parents! those poor babies!
Mike says – reply to this

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Can those poor kids emanicipate themselves yet? They would probably be better off raising each other.
aba says – reply to this

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This crazy bitch could care less herself so why would she even do something like that. She probably sees it as if I can't have them neither will he, when in reality she doesn't care about them anyway because if she did she would have attended the depo and answered every question tot he best of her ability to try to get them back. This stupid bitch will probably blow smoke @ them herself and then cut off a lock of their hair. So scandalous.
Angela says – reply to this

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honestly does more than just britney make the news? i'm seriously tired of hearing about her. find someone else, this is getting OLD and fast
Vicky says – reply to this

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NEITHER of them should get custody or be left alone with those poor boys. How sad, they don't seem to have one single responsible person in their family who could take care of them. They'd be much better off with foster parents!!!
jeanne says – reply to this

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shave their heads Kevin!!!!! worked for britney…and git em a cool tattoo while yer at it!
Jacob Kasza (12) London, Ontario says – reply to this

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No wonder Britney didn't want to show up at a lawyer's office to testify UNDER OATH because she was *cough, cough* "sick"!!!!!!!!11 The horrible, horrible mother. If I could put my mouth up to slutty Jamie Lynn's (pregnant) belly, I'd say: "THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR… DIE WHY YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!!!!" Okay, no, not die.
sheri says – reply to this

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Well if she has two days she's screwed - because now the paps now kev wont do it again till it blows over
AMIR says – reply to this

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Re: bloomingvegan – YOURE AN IDIOT. SO DUMB, WISH YOU COULD HEAR YOURSELF. AND I LOVE HOW YOU CREATED A BOGUS STATISTIC! I THINK YOU SHOULD REALLY LOOK IT UP
alisonsamantha says – reply to this

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LAST…?
chelly♥ says – reply to this

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DAMMMM! first of all shes sooooooooo f**ked ^!
lulu says – reply to this

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thats kind of stupid because she can just cut their hair, smoke some pot n bring it to courtt
Duh-kneez says – reply to this

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Where are Child Protective Services in all this? Perhaps the boys should be placed in foster care.
K-Fed Sux says – reply to this

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i hope that bastard kevin looses those kids. but britney sux @ parenting 2!
Brittany says – reply to this

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Doesn't she smoke her ciggs when she has them in the car with her? Isnt that just as bad??!?!?
I LOVE BRITNEY says – reply to this

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GO TEAM BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!