If You Are Easily Offended…
Then do not CLICK HERE!
Oh, nooo!!! Our eyes are bleeding!!!!!!
Yes, that is Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, dressed as Joseph at the 2nd Annual Times Square Nativity on Tuesday.
There's just something about that look on his face…..creepy!

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not good!
Ugh!! That man repulses me!
FIRST!
"the patron saint of recovering alcoholics with skank daughters"
First!
Lolz eww.
Lolz cr33p
Thou father who art in heaven…michael be thy name…
wow
WHO?? What a NERD!!!
first
First!!!
First!
First ugh messs
lol
first
her dad is such a wack ass……who the hell would pick him to be Joseph, what a disgrace to the Catholic faith tsk tsk
1st =)
Wow, that is just WRONG!
lame
GROSS!!!!
He probably molested baby Jesus.
Some people just don't know when it's enough, huh??
lalalalalalalala
"Hey wise men, check out my new veneers!"
I don't know what's lamer, this crazy fool or the losers that have to post "FIRST". Either way, WOW!!!
What a weird dude, always poppin up here and there. Wow, Lindsay has to be embarrassed.
1st???
he iz awful..no wonder lindsay iz such a fire crotch mess!
Oh hell no. Now that is blasphemy on all level. He really need to get OVER IT!!!!
BALLS
That face has I just screwed Mary behind the manger all over it…Dirty dirty man
put a hat on that baby!
Yucks, he is so discusting. All he wants is the attention. is so sad
the Holy Family wasn't white.
Creepy
Perez….you are an idiot…..that is clearing photo shopped!
…I meant clearly……………..
perez, I was there dude, it was the weirdest fucking thing. I saw all these lights flashing (there were photogs but maybe two people watching, and no one really knew what to do. People stood around awkwardly. It got so uncomfortably weird and quiet so I kept walking after a few minutes. So freaking random! It was like he had called all these photogs just to watch him…people didn't even care, they were just staring at this car wreck and couldn't look away.
He promised the organisers that Lindsey would be a shepherd but she didn't show…
Sailor Girl: I don't think its photoshopped, all the shadows/ lighting are consistent and this is typical Michael Lohan behaviour.
He looks like hes gonna molest one of the people watching. Poor Mary.
That might be the first time I was actually offended.
eww OMG i guess linday wasnt the only one on drugs c(:
for god's sake !!!!
he looks like a red faced pervert
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
izn't her dad a New Jerzey gangzter?
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Y iz he playing ztepdaddy to Jezuz?
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oy vey
oy vey
Huuummmm, he looks like Howard Stern. I don't know what that Mary wannabe looks like, her veil has way too many wrinkles and is, frankly, a big distraction. She is, after all, the Mother of our Lord. Have a little respect. Would Sarah Jessica Parker show up in public looking like the cheap sheets in a one-hour sex motel? I don't think so. And speaking of our Lord, that fake Jesus looks so plastic, I just know it was Made in China. I wonder how many innocent kids got lead poisoning when they licked the head of the Babe in the Manger?
That baby better be wearing protection.
He's trying to figure out how he can ca$h in on baby Jesus, like he did with his daughter!
not nice….
not nice….
He looks fine.
Maybe hes the father of jamie lynns baby?
WTF???
I knew that that daugher of his must have been the product of some radical, whacko, right-wing, dysfunctional bible thumper.
WoW! White people dressed as middle eastern people. But don't most white people hate middle easterns? I guess most people forget that Jesus Christ is middle eastern. Merry Christmas !
Re: WOLVIE –
you're right
thats why we are fighting this pointless war over there. it is to make white american men feel better about themselves. boo hoo!!!
It is sad that we are fighting these poor third world countries. Why don't we fight some one our own size, like maybe China!!!! oh wait, we do big business with them, so I guess its all about the money
The Lohans… creepy/trashy Long Islanders………
he looks like the evil inspector gadget.
he's the most unholy man and he's playing joseph? wtf
omg! i saw him at penn station yesterday! i KNEW it was him! he is creepyyy
shit eating grin.
Michael "one cup"?
it does not get anymore frightening than that. I have a whole new reason for turning my back on religon
Mary looks like a Jew.
WAT A…….UH!.NO WONDER LINDSEY ISN'T THAT CLOSE TO THIS CREEP.IDK IF JESUS CAN FORGIVE HIM FOR THIS
Good to see Louise Lasser working after Mary Hartman!
that is offensive
does michael even know what nativity means? just wanting more publicity.
lame and blasphemy!
Does this remind anyone of the whole Woody Allen picture with his daughter, er, wife?
DAYYY-UMMM, he looks even hotter than usual!
wow. that is absolutely disgusting!
He just screams TOTAL CREEP!!!
AHHH my eyes! It burns!
that is an offence to jesus
Mary and Joseph were old?
I think for a first, I am offended… and I'm not even a Catholic, or Christian or whatever, this dude is a jackass
WTF?
mikey lo is a hot mess.
Gross
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!
ITS HIS PERCELIN VEENERS
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HaHaHaHaHaHa
Guess what Christians, if you thought the real story was different from this crap, you're deluded.
2000 years of bloodshed, coverup and religious dogma don't make it clean.
What is Kevin Spacey doing there?
BARF! babies aren't born of virgin birth and dead people don't come back from the dead so participating in a live nativity doesnt really mean anything!
what a lame/creepy attempt at looking like a "good father"
is this suppose to be a joke?
=| fucking NOT hilarious. that's sick
the Future Kevin Federline.
THIS GUYS A LOSER HE CANT EVEN TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN FAMILY
he looks like a serial killer
ohh wooooww….what a freak
child molesterrrr
He looks DRUNK!! LOL!! What an idiot………..
he looks like a perv!!
THIS DUDE IS TRYING SO HARD MAYBE TOO HARD? DONT FUCK UP MIKE
WTF IS HE THINKING !!!!
HES DIEING TO BE FAMOUS !!!!