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If You Are Easily Offended…

Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Oh, nooo!!! Our eyes are bleeding!!!!!!

Yes, that is Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, dressed as Joseph at the 2nd Annual Times Square Nativity on Tuesday.

There's just something about that look on his face…..creepy!

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[Photo via Getty Images.]

147 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. cc says – reply to this


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    not good!

  2. Coochy_Coo! says – reply to this


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    Ugh!! That man repulses me!

  3. Mike says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  4. lizO says – reply to this


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    "the patron saint of recovering alcoholics with skank daughters"

  5. Jim says – reply to this


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    First!

  6. jodiee says – reply to this


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    Lolz eww.

  7. jodiee says – reply to this


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    Lolz cr33p

  8. vv says – reply to this


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    Thou father who art in heaven…michael be thy name…

  9. ally says – reply to this


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    wow

  10. Becca says – reply to this


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    WHO?? What a NERD!!!

  11. xx says – reply to this


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    first

  12. Chrissy says – reply to this


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    First!!!

  13. ME ME ME says – reply to this


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    First!

  14. BRett says – reply to this


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    First ugh messs

  15. Simpy says – reply to this


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    lol

  16. dick weed says – reply to this


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    first

  17. CMQ says – reply to this


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    her dad is such a wack ass……who the hell would pick him to be Joseph, what a disgrace to the Catholic faith tsk tsk
    1st =)

  18. She says – reply to this


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    Wow, that is just WRONG!

  19. mitch says – reply to this


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    lame

  20. meemoo says – reply to this


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    GROSS!!!!

  21. GOD says – reply to this


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    He probably molested baby Jesus.

  22. Nads says – reply to this


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    Some people just don't know when it's enough, huh??

  23. h says – reply to this


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    lalalalalalalala

  24. Mitzi says – reply to this


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    "Hey wise men, check out my new veneers!"

  25. NauttiBoy says – reply to this


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    I don't know what's lamer, this crazy fool or the losers that have to post "FIRST". Either way, WOW!!!

  26. Yellow says – reply to this


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    What a weird dude, always poppin up here and there. Wow, Lindsay has to be embarrassed.

  27. aisha says – reply to this


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    1st???
    he iz awful..no wonder lindsay iz such a fire crotch mess!

  28. Adana says – reply to this


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    Oh hell no. Now that is blasphemy on all level. He really need to get OVER IT!!!!

  29. e-diddysteinbergerstein says – reply to this


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    BALLS

  30. Lil says – reply to this


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    That face has I just screwed Mary behind the manger all over it…Dirty dirty man

  31. zebra says – reply to this


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    put a hat on that baby!

  32. williams says – reply to this


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    Yucks, he is so discusting. All he wants is the attention. is so sad

  33. IDM says – reply to this


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    the Holy Family wasn't white.

  34. Proked says – reply to this


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    Creepy

  35. Sailor Girl says – reply to this


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    Perez….you are an idiot…..that is clearing photo shopped!

  36. sailor girl says – reply to this


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    …I meant clearly……………..

  37. dood says – reply to this


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    perez, I was there dude, it was the weirdest fucking thing. I saw all these lights flashing (there were photogs but maybe two people watching, and no one really knew what to do. People stood around awkwardly. It got so uncomfortably weird and quiet so I kept walking after a few minutes. So freaking random! It was like he had called all these photogs just to watch him…people didn't even care, they were just staring at this car wreck and couldn't look away.

  38. Katherine says – reply to this


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    He promised the organisers that Lindsey would be a shepherd but she didn't show…
    Sailor Girl: I don't think its photoshopped, all the shadows/ lighting are consistent and this is typical Michael Lohan behaviour.

  39. Viaa. says – reply to this


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    He looks like hes gonna molest one of the people watching. Poor Mary.

  40. Katy says – reply to this


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    That might be the first time I was actually offended.

  41. Mandy says – reply to this


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    eww OMG i guess linday wasnt the only one on drugs c(:

  42. sca says – reply to this


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    for god's sake !!!!
    he looks like a red faced pervert

  43. ↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓♪↓ says – reply to this


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    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    izn't her dad a New Jerzey gangzter?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Y iz he playing ztepdaddy to Jezuz?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  44. karen says – reply to this


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    oy vey

  45. karen says – reply to this


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    oy vey

  46. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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    Huuummmm, he looks like Howard Stern. I don't know what that Mary wannabe looks like, her veil has way too many wrinkles and is, frankly, a big distraction. She is, after all, the Mother of our Lord. Have a little respect. Would Sarah Jessica Parker show up in public looking like the cheap sheets in a one-hour sex motel? I don't think so. And speaking of our Lord, that fake Jesus looks so plastic, I just know it was Made in China. I wonder how many innocent kids got lead poisoning when they licked the head of the Babe in the Manger?

  47. Britty says – reply to this


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    That baby better be wearing protection.

  48. Courtney says – reply to this


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    He's trying to figure out how he can ca$h in on baby Jesus, like he did with his daughter!

  49. jaclyn says – reply to this


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    not nice….

  50. jaclyn says – reply to this


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    not nice….

  51. Cassandra Battle says – reply to this


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    He looks fine.

  52. Deb says – reply to this


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    Maybe hes the father of jamie lynns baby?

  53. Jaely says – reply to this


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    WTF???

  54. Garbanzo says – reply to this


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    I knew that that daugher of his must have been the product of some radical, whacko, right-wing, dysfunctional bible thumper.

  55. WOLVIE says – reply to this


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    WoW! White people dressed as middle eastern people. But don't most white people hate middle easterns? I guess most people forget that Jesus Christ is middle eastern. Merry Christmas !

  56. gw_ bush is the devil says – reply to this


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    Re: WOLVIE

    you're right

    thats why we are fighting this pointless war over there. it is to make white american men feel better about themselves. boo hoo!!!

    It is sad that we are fighting these poor third world countries. Why don't we fight some one our own size, like maybe China!!!! oh wait, we do big business with them, so I guess its all about the money

  57. Lohan says – reply to this


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    The Lohans… creepy/trashy Long Islanders………

  58. corie says – reply to this


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    he looks like the evil inspector gadget.

  59. j says – reply to this


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    he's the most unholy man and he's playing joseph? wtf

  60. lo says – reply to this


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    omg! i saw him at penn station yesterday! i KNEW it was him! he is creepyyy

  61. jimmy says – reply to this


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    shit eating grin.
    Michael "one cup"?

  62. Leelee says – reply to this


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    it does not get anymore frightening than that. I have a whole new reason for turning my back on religon

  63. TBaby says – reply to this


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    Mary looks like a Jew.

  64. dANi LUBBZ PEREZ says – reply to this


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    WAT A…….UH!.NO WONDER LINDSEY ISN'T THAT CLOSE TO THIS CREEP.IDK IF JESUS CAN FORGIVE HIM FOR THIS

  65. kathyc says – reply to this


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    Good to see Louise Lasser working after Mary Hartman!

  66. ee says – reply to this


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    that is offensive

  67. b is baaaack says – reply to this


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    does michael even know what nativity means? just wanting more publicity.

  68. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    lame and blasphemy!

  69. kb says – reply to this


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    Does this remind anyone of the whole Woody Allen picture with his daughter, er, wife?

  70. NAncYboy says – reply to this


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    DAYYY-UMMM, he looks even hotter than usual!

  71. Ashley says – reply to this


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    wow. that is absolutely disgusting!

  72. Ashley says – reply to this


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    He just screams TOTAL CREEP!!!

  73. Liz says – reply to this


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    AHHH my eyes! It burns!

  74. mae says – reply to this


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    that is an offence to jesus

  75. toast says – reply to this


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    Mary and Joseph were old?

  76. Rich says – reply to this


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    I think for a first, I am offended… and I'm not even a Catholic, or Christian or whatever, this dude is a jackass

  77. LES girl says – reply to this


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    WTF?

    mikey lo is a hot mess.

  78. Crystal says – reply to this


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    Gross

  79. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  80. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  81. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  82. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  83. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  84. Fashion Alert!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I like the reality: Mary of Nazereth had those exact same barettes to hold her veil on!

  85. JigglyBoo says – reply to this


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    ITS HIS PERCELIN VEENERS

  86. XD says – reply to this


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    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  87. blablabla says – reply to this


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    HaHaHaHaHaHa

    Guess what Christians, if you thought the real story was different from this crap, you're deluded.

    2000 years of bloodshed, coverup and religious dogma don't make it clean.

  88. sniffer sniff says – reply to this


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    What is Kevin Spacey doing there?

  89. azgaybe says – reply to this


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    BARF! babies aren't born of virgin birth and dead people don't come back from the dead so participating in a live nativity doesnt really mean anything!

  90. Sarah says – reply to this


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    what a lame/creepy attempt at looking like a "good father"

  91. Lo' says – reply to this


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    is this suppose to be a joke?

    =| fucking NOT hilarious. that's sick

  92. Sebastian says – reply to this


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    the Future Kevin Federline.

  93. JESS-JESS says – reply to this


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    THIS GUYS A LOSER HE CANT EVEN TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN FAMILY

  94. turdlicious says – reply to this


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    he looks like a serial killer

  95. baby boo says – reply to this


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    ohh wooooww….what a freak

  96. urmuutha says – reply to this


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    child molesterrrr

  97. Tia C says – reply to this


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    He looks DRUNK!! LOL!! What an idiot………..

  98. aizinej says – reply to this


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    he looks like a perv!!

  99. JESSICA says – reply to this


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    THIS DUDE IS TRYING SO HARD MAYBE TOO HARD? DONT FUCK UP MIKE

  100. nnn says – reply to this


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    WTF IS HE THINKING !!!!

    HES DIEING TO BE FAMOUS !!!!

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