The Perfect Man For Britney

If God has a sense of humour, then she will make sure these two get together. Soon!
Larry Birkhead wants to date Britney Spears, the new issue of In Touch reports.
“I think Britney is sexy,” Dannielynn's babydaddy tells the magazine.
Her money's real sexy! That's about it.
A source close to Birkhead - probably Larry himself - tells In Touch: "He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch."
Do it, Brit.
Do it!
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yuck
She's NUTS!
he's a disgust
NO WAY
Meeeouch!!!!
FIRST
FIRST
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Maybe girlfriend can teach Brit how to dress and wash her face from time to time.
ha
wonderful. go for it.
Doesn't she have friends in far off places that she could go live with…like Michael!
AY PAPI PERO ESTO NO PUEDE SER
ESTA BRITNEY YA ESTA SALIENDO DE SU MALA RACHA
AHORA LA HERMANA
AHORA ESTE ZANGANO
NO NO MI BRITNEY ALEJESE DE ESE MAL VIVIENTE CHICA…
KE USTED NO APRENDERA
LA AMO BRIT
first fookers
talk about jamie being preggers!
I think Larry Birkhead is just what Britney needs. He seems like a good guy and I think he would take over and help raise her children. She desperately needs him NOW!!!
Can someone PLEASE send this girl a package of Pro Activ? Crap, she makes $700,000 a month, she can afford it.
damn….. money grubber
Would feel soo sorry for Dannylyn. Having to parents that are screwd up in the head will be tuff for the lil one….. I hope that doesn't happen or maybe I do it would be so intertaning… lol
LOVE YOU PEREZ! YOU'RE THE SHEEEEZNETS… =)
And you believe this bullshit? In touch hasn't had an accurate story in forever and from what I've seen Larry Birkhead is pretty sensible. He's not looking to get into a drug laced crazy relationship with a depressed psycho.
"Humour"?? Please, Perez, don't get all affected British and do Madonna-speak!
they should hook up haha
first
hilarious
First!!
i agree! DO IT BRIT!
OMG they soo would be perfect together!!! Unfit is the new Anna Nicole!!
LOLLLL That's crazy!!
I'm curious how this one will turn out…
leeave er alone
What the Eff?? Will this man do anything to keep getting attention?
heck yeah
she would be an idiot to get together with him. So they should be together in about a week!
another gold digger
Larry Birkhead is Gay. He is only after $ and fame. What's left of Anna Nicole's estate (in its current state) won't last him long. It doesn't look like any of that old farts $ will ever make it's way in to Anna Nicole's estate so Larry needs to start looking for a dumb rich girl to give him the lifestyle he wants - and to stay in the spotlight.
5th?
wow. that would be the funniest thing ever.
I'm surprised Howard K Stern doesn't want to date her…
yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
bahahahahahaha.
that would be the best train wreck ever.
i hope it happens.
woowww, brit look terrible in this pic!
:P
If Bobby and Whitney were still together, and they all became friends THAT would be a great reality show.
Britney Birkhead does have a nice ring to it….
and by ring I mean storys they sell to OK and then ask for privacy. FOOLS.
SHE?
I thought Britney was already getting married to Osama Bin Lufti.
that's just charming. that larry birkhead, what a giver…
Re: bad skin britney – She'd probably smoke it.
If it's bad, Brit will do it. did you read that Brit's 16 year old sister is pregnant? Seems like the whole family is seriously f'd up. Seriously.
Britney only likes trashy wiggers like Justin and Kevin.
larry is sexy and he and brittany should get together and have a baby and be happy bc they would make the cutest baby and angelina would probably want to adopt it
Britney has face crackne. Maybe she should lay off the drugs and her face would clear up
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He is way too good for her.
Perez, please just move the the UK already. Humour??? You're such a fucking wannabe.
OMG,NOT HIM!HE KILLED ANNA (ALONG WITH $TERN) AND NOW HE WANTS BRIT TOO!LORD HAVE MERCY ON BRITNEY!PEREZ THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
poor Dannylynn she is stuck with a complet useless Dad.What kind of decent man will want to be with britney or want their daughter to have any thing to do with her. Well only Larry he knew fully well that Anna was a Trainwreck and still had kid by her now poor danny is motherless.Britney will date anyone.She is desprate she will date anyone that will be entertaining,She is already a mess like Anna.He will use her just like Anna.
IN-TOUCH IN A RAG MAG FULL OF LIES. THEY WOULD SAY ANYTHING TO SELL THEIR CRAPPY MAGAZINE!
I can't imagine he would let a dirty drugaddict nut around that adorable baby.
HE IS CRAZY-HE LIKES FUCKED UP BITCHES & THAT POOR BABY DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE DRAMA OR ANOTHER CRAZY MOTHER
JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD OF SENT HER SOME PROACTIVE INSTEAD OF HAIR EXTENSIONS
What would Howard say?
As long as she doesn't get involved with Howard, because she and her babies will end up DEAD!
hate brit
You people will believe anything from any rag. And you'll report anything.
Oh god, then Howard K. is going to suddenly become her lawyer, she's gonna get pregnant, move to the Bahamas… and finally, she's six feet under. In the end, Larry, Howard and Kevin Federline can raise the kids together. Three men and a dozen babies! In all honesty, I had more respect and sympathy for Anna Nicole than I do Britney. And let's not help Brit's family get more attention by ranting about her sister. The Spears should be locked up for good!
How fucked up is she that when I read this I think,"Hmmm that could actually be a step up for her".
And won't she make a great role model for little Dannielynn ?
ur so rite perez the bastard wants her money fuck another blonde and leave brit alone
they are all nuts.
Of course CRAZY attracts CRAZY.
now we know for sure that birkhead has many screws loose.
i dont wish him on brit though cause that is just an entrance or opening for howard to get involved in her life as well.
howard + birkhead= death
BTW, 'Blackout' is a great CD! I love it! This winter's best. Rolling Stone listed it as one of this year's best!
oh god help us.
I CANT TAKE THE ATTENTION WHORES ANY LONGERRR. live your life & stop trying to impress people or whatever these people thing they are doing!!
ps - in addition to larrys vunerable blonde fetish, he seems to have a chub fetish also.
Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Then they can whore out their kids together…….as a family……awwww!
OH YEA!! She totally should do it. Who knows, it may be a good move for her image. Someone needs to tame that crazy bitch
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
Larry just wants attention.
howie has dibs on brit, go for lindsay…. larry !
well, her money AND her acne is sexy… yikes. Oh, and i'd get it on with her chemical dependency as well.
HI-larious!!!!!!
Woah. He's just as sick as she is.
FOR ANNA NICOLE SMITH SAKE..DONT….THINK ABOUT DANNIELYN..DO LARRY…METHINKS LARRY IS A NICE GUY…AT LEAST HIM AND BRITNEY IS BETTER THAN HIM AND HOWARD OR PEREZ…HATE FUCKING GAYS…THEIR LIFESTYLE THAT IS!
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. he must really like drug addicts.
Britney is a rock star! If she was a man people would not be focusing on her behavior to this degree. Perez you are a sexist piggy!
Has anyone else noticed how bad Brit's skin is now? I think she's hiding meth skin under that makeup.
Proactiv can't help with Meth Face, unfortunately!
Britney is so ugly, she looks like a butch dude.
OH, PLEASE, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. I AM IN FUCKING HEAVEN WITH ALL THIS SHIZZ GOING DOWN!!!!! AND, OH YEAH, GOD, PLEASE LET PEREZ BE THE FIRST BEOOOTCH TO PRINT THE PICS AND CONFIRM IT. THANKS, GOD, THANKS FOR THE DRAMZ BEFORE CHRISTMAS!! I GOT WHAT I WANTED MOST, SCANDAL HAPPENING TO THE UNDESERVING WHITE TRASH TWATS THAT DESERVE IT, AND NOT ALL THE $$$$ THEY HAVE.
Oh, yeah, Britney if a nasty Meth-Face now. Thanks, God.
Larry who? would need a shallow woman like Britney. Women who learnt to count and read know he made estimated 5 millions by ****** a passed away woman, his daughter and himself out to the media.
20, You Fucking Idiot!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Depressed Drug Addict=Anna Nicole Smith=Dannilyn's mommma=Larry B. Loves messed-up rich bitches fucked-up on drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid…….Ha Ha Ha……………………………….
Re: Whoever – Britney a rock star? Hardly! Mick Jagger is a rock star. Madonna is a rock star. Britney may have the money of a rock star……but she is definately NOT a rock star! You dipshit!
all those trips to the fast food joints really show on her face. try h20 and a little less iced coffee brit brit.
Re: Whoever –
You pathetic teenybopper. Britney is not a "rock star" she is a talentless pop tart.
I hope she does get a boyfriend… she deserves to be happy, just like you Perez. What a terrible picture. I still love her though.
lovez
UR A FUCKIN BITCH PEREZ U GOT SUED FOR POSTING HER MUSIC THATS WHY UR MAD AND ANOTHER THING BRITNEY HAS 300 MILL TO HER NAME AND RANKS ALMOST A MILL A MONTH WITH 5 TOP CHART CDS WITH PAPRAZZI FOLLOWING HER FROM MORNING TO NIGHT AND U FAT BITCH DONT EVEN HAVE A FRACTION OF WHAT SHE HAS BIG DEAL IF SHE PARTIES SHE 25 WHAT DO U EXPECT I PARTY AND IM ONLY 17 SHIT AND SHES NOT A BAD PARENT WHEN U HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY NO ONES A BAD PARENT SHIT UR JUST A JELOUS FAT BITCH LETS SEE YOU TRY TO WERE THAT U FAT ASS CUPCAKE UR A LITTLE BITCH WHO ENVIES THE STARS CAUSE ULL NEVER BE ONE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY UR NOT RESPECTABLE SHES DONE WAY MORE THEN YOU WILL EVR DO UR JUST A PUSSY GO TELL HER AND HER BODY GUARDES THIS SHIT TO HER FACE YOUD GET A BEAT DOWN DONT TRASH UR NEW pop queen this LADY HAS SOLD MORE RECORDS THEN madonna AND SHE CAN SING A SONG BOUT SHIT AND IT WOULD STILL BE ON THE CHARTS JELOUSY IS ONE THING WE CAN SAY U HAVE WHEN BRITNEYS ON THE VIEW ITS NEWWWWWWS WHEN UR ON THE VIEW THEY DNT EVEN SHOW IT AS A RE RUN!! LATER FAT BITCH AND PS WHEN U MATCH HER BANK ACOUNT THEN U CAN TLK SHIT HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a surprise! The entire Birkhead-Spears crew can exploit their babies together!!
Tell you what, all you assholes can say whatever the hell you want about Stern. Once that kid is old enough to realize the type of person her biological father really is, Dannielynn is gonna be catching the first plane back to the Bahamas!
"Larry, 34, finds being a single dad challenging" Looks like reality might be starting to sink in! Its not just about money and fame. IT ACTUALLY TAKES WORK TO BE A DAD!
“I think he’s after money and fame.”
-Anna Nicole Smith, 1/30/07
Rosie? Is that you???
I am experiencing extreme deja vu. HAHA, it has been proven that he chases trainwrecks (i.e. Anna Nicole Smith).
oh they should totally do it!
Dannilynn, Sunny and JJ will make a great toddler support group.
Yeah, he needs the money.
Someone should start a petition to boycutt Larry. Last time a parent was too greedy for fame and money, she ended up turning her daughters into a drug mess and a teen pregger. If Larry keeps whoring his daughter and trying to stay in spotlight, his daughter will become a messed up human being someday.