The Perfect Man For Britney

Filed under: Larry Birkhead > Britney Spears

If God has a sense of humour, then she will make sure these two get together. Soon!

Larry Birkhead wants to date Britney Spears, the new issue of In Touch reports.

“I think Britney is sexy,” Dannielynn's babydaddy tells the magazine.

Her money's real sexy! That's about it.

A source close to Birkhead - probably Larry himself - tells In Touch: "He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch."

Do it, Brit.

Do it!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 1:36 pm / Email this »

See All 151 Comments

151 comments to “The Perfect Man For Britney”

More comments: [1] 2 »

cha says – reply to this

1

yuck
Tamara says – reply to this

2

She's NUTS!
ilana says – reply to this

3

he's a disgust
eek says – reply to this

4

NO WAY
Coco Von Loco says – reply to this

5

Meeeouch!!!!
Allison says – reply to this

6

FIRST
Allison says – reply to this

7

FIRST
yomi says – reply to this

8

ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Diana says – reply to this

9

Maybe girlfriend can teach Brit how to dress and wash her face from time to time.
airport says – reply to this

10

ha
hkk says – reply to this

11

wonderful. go for it.
t says – reply to this

12

Doesn't she have friends in far off places that she could go live with…like Michael!
LATINA JUGOSA says – reply to this

13

AY PAPI PERO ESTO NO PUEDE SER
ESTA BRITNEY YA ESTA SALIENDO DE SU MALA RACHA
AHORA LA HERMANA
AHORA ESTE ZANGANO
NO NO MI BRITNEY ALEJESE DE ESE MAL VIVIENTE CHICA…
KE USTED NO APRENDERA
LA AMO BRIT
blibbijsforyou says – reply to this

14

first fookers
claud says – reply to this

15

talk about jamie being preggers!
Courtney says – reply to this

16

I think Larry Birkhead is just what Britney needs. He seems like a good guy and I think he would take over and help raise her children. She desperately needs him NOW!!!
bad skin britney says – reply to this

17

Can someone PLEASE send this girl a package of Pro Activ? Crap, she makes $700,000 a month, she can afford it.
ash says – reply to this

18

damn….. money grubber
Rosie says – reply to this

19

Would feel soo sorry for Dannylyn. Having to parents that are screwd up in the head will be tuff for the lil one….. I hope that doesn't happen or maybe I do it would be so intertaning… lol

LOVE YOU PEREZ! YOU'RE THE SHEEEEZNETS… =)
Kate says – reply to this

20

And you believe this bullshit? In touch hasn't had an accurate story in forever and from what I've seen Larry Birkhead is pretty sensible. He's not looking to get into a drug laced crazy relationship with a depressed psycho.
alaimo says – reply to this

21

"Humour"?? Please, Perez, don't get all affected British and do Madonna-speak!
ericka says – reply to this

22

they should hook up haha
kelly says – reply to this

23

first
candice says – reply to this

24

hilarious
kelly says – reply to this

25

First!!
gawd says – reply to this

26

i agree! DO IT BRIT!
lionel says – reply to this

27

OMG they soo would be perfect together!!! Unfit is the new Anna Nicole!!
RitaPita says – reply to this

28

LOLLLL That's crazy!!
I'm curious how this one will turn out…
wer says – reply to this

29

leeave er alone
topanga says – reply to this

30

What the Eff?? Will this man do anything to keep getting attention?
aha says – reply to this

31

heck yeah
Jen says – reply to this

32

she would be an idiot to get together with him. So they should be together in about a week!
ari says – reply to this

33

another gold digger
BeBe says – reply to this

34

Larry Birkhead is Gay. He is only after $ and fame. What's left of Anna Nicole's estate (in its current state) won't last him long. It doesn't look like any of that old farts $ will ever make it's way in to Anna Nicole's estate so Larry needs to start looking for a dumb rich girl to give him the lifestyle he wants - and to stay in the spotlight.
vhvhg says – reply to this

35

5th?
Nick says – reply to this

36

wow. that would be the funniest thing ever.
goodgirl says – reply to this

37

I'm surprised Howard K Stern doesn't want to date her…
Britney's Vajayjay says – reply to this

38

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
danii says – reply to this

39

bahahahahahaha.
that would be the best train wreck ever.
i hope it happens.
florenciapotter says – reply to this

40

woowww, brit look terrible in this pic!

:P
JerzylovesPerezy says – reply to this

41

If Bobby and Whitney were still together, and they all became friends THAT would be a great reality show.

Britney Birkhead does have a nice ring to it….

and by ring I mean storys they sell to OK and then ask for privacy. FOOLS.
drew says – reply to this

42

SHE?
Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this

43

I thought Britney was already getting married to Osama Bin Lufti.
charming says – reply to this

44

that's just charming. that larry birkhead, what a giver…
shel says – reply to this

45

Re: bad skin britney – She'd probably smoke it.
toni says – reply to this

46

If it's bad, Brit will do it. did you read that Brit's 16 year old sister is pregnant? Seems like the whole family is seriously f'd up. Seriously.
Delana says – reply to this

47

Britney only likes trashy wiggers like Justin and Kevin.
the one says – reply to this

48

larry is sexy and he and brittany should get together and have a baby and be happy bc they would make the cutest baby and angelina would probably want to adopt it
kc says – reply to this

49

Britney has face crackne. Maybe she should lay off the drugs and her face would clear up
mmm says – reply to this

50

WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
Leen says – reply to this

51

He is way too good for her.
Who the Fuck Cares says – reply to this

52

Perez, please just move the the UK already. Humour??? You're such a fucking wannabe.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

53

OMG,NOT HIM!HE KILLED ANNA (ALONG WITH $TERN) AND NOW HE WANTS BRIT TOO!LORD HAVE MERCY ON BRITNEY!PEREZ THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
Trashy family says – reply to this

54

poor Dannylynn she is stuck with a complet useless Dad.What kind of decent man will want to be with britney or want their daughter to have any thing to do with her. Well only Larry he knew fully well that Anna was a Trainwreck and still had kid by her now poor danny is motherless.Britney will date anyone.She is desprate she will date anyone that will be entertaining,She is already a mess like Anna.He will use her just like Anna.
Alison says – reply to this

55

IN-TOUCH IN A RAG MAG FULL OF LIES. THEY WOULD SAY ANYTHING TO SELL THEIR CRAPPY MAGAZINE!
please no says – reply to this

56

I can't imagine he would let a dirty drugaddict nut around that adorable baby.
choriza says – reply to this

57

HE IS CRAZY-HE LIKES FUCKED UP BITCHES & THAT POOR BABY DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE DRAMA OR ANOTHER CRAZY MOTHER

JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD OF SENT HER SOME PROACTIVE INSTEAD OF HAIR EXTENSIONS
Diana says – reply to this

58

What would Howard say?
Sane says – reply to this

59

As long as she doesn't get involved with Howard, because she and her babies will end up DEAD!
gigga says – reply to this

60

hate brit
Bullshit says – reply to this

61

You people will believe anything from any rag. And you'll report anything.
myko says – reply to this

62

Oh god, then Howard K. is going to suddenly become her lawyer, she's gonna get pregnant, move to the Bahamas… and finally, she's six feet under. In the end, Larry, Howard and Kevin Federline can raise the kids together. Three men and a dozen babies! In all honesty, I had more respect and sympathy for Anna Nicole than I do Britney. And let's not help Brit's family get more attention by ranting about her sister. The Spears should be locked up for good!
ErikaFL says – reply to this

63

How fucked up is she that when I read this I think,"Hmmm that could actually be a step up for her".
charlotte says – reply to this

64

And won't she make a great role model for little Dannielynn ?
jay jay says – reply to this

65

ur so rite perez the bastard wants her money fuck another blonde and leave brit alone
porkchop says – reply to this

66

they are all nuts.
Of course CRAZY attracts CRAZY.
now we know for sure that birkhead has many screws loose.
i dont wish him on brit though cause that is just an entrance or opening for howard to get involved in her life as well.
howard + birkhead= death
Delana says – reply to this

67

BTW, 'Blackout' is a great CD! I love it! This winter's best. Rolling Stone listed it as one of this year's best!
mal says – reply to this

68

oh god help us.

I CANT TAKE THE ATTENTION WHORES ANY LONGERRR. live your life & stop trying to impress people or whatever these people thing they are doing!!

ps - in addition to larrys vunerable blonde fetish, he seems to have a chub fetish also.
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

69

Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

70

Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

71

Re: Trashy family – Billy Ray Cyrus did!! He invited Britney over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Nadine says – reply to this

72

Then they can whore out their kids together…….as a family……awwww!
Kate says – reply to this

73

OH YEA!! She totally should do it. Who knows, it may be a good move for her image. Someone needs to tame that crazy bitch
Becky says – reply to this

74

NOT A GOOD IDEA.
Stephanie says – reply to this

75

Larry just wants attention.
lmfao says – reply to this

76

howie has dibs on brit, go for lindsay…. larry !
awkwarddotcom says – reply to this

77

well, her money AND her acne is sexy… yikes. Oh, and i'd get it on with her chemical dependency as well.
melissajean0 says – reply to this

78

HI-larious!!!!!!
Lola says – reply to this

79

Woah. He's just as sick as she is.
HATE GAYS says – reply to this

80

FOR ANNA NICOLE SMITH SAKE..DONT….THINK ABOUT DANNIELYN..DO LARRY…METHINKS LARRY IS A NICE GUY…AT LEAST HIM AND BRITNEY IS BETTER THAN HIM AND HOWARD OR PEREZ…HATE FUCKING GAYS…THEIR LIFESTYLE THAT IS!
ONCE YOU'VE HAD AN ADDICT YOU CAN'T STOP says – reply to this

81

that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. he must really like drug addicts.
Whoever says – reply to this

82

Britney is a rock star! If she was a man people would not be focusing on her behavior to this degree. Perez you are a sexist piggy!
Liz says – reply to this

83

Has anyone else noticed how bad Brit's skin is now? I think she's hiding meth skin under that makeup.
chezir says – reply to this

84

Proactiv can't help with Meth Face, unfortunately!
n says – reply to this

85

Britney is so ugly, she looks like a butch dude.
sweetthing says – reply to this

86

OH, PLEASE, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. I AM IN FUCKING HEAVEN WITH ALL THIS SHIZZ GOING DOWN!!!!! AND, OH YEAH, GOD, PLEASE LET PEREZ BE THE FIRST BEOOOTCH TO PRINT THE PICS AND CONFIRM IT. THANKS, GOD, THANKS FOR THE DRAMZ BEFORE CHRISTMAS!! I GOT WHAT I WANTED MOST, SCANDAL HAPPENING TO THE UNDESERVING WHITE TRASH TWATS THAT DESERVE IT, AND NOT ALL THE $$$$ THEY HAVE.
sweetthing says – reply to this

87

Oh, yeah, Britney if a nasty Meth-Face now. Thanks, God.
shallow woman needed says – reply to this

88

Larry who? would need a shallow woman like Britney. Women who learnt to count and read know he made estimated 5 millions by ****** a passed away woman, his daughter and himself out to the media.
sweetthing says – reply to this

89

20, You Fucking Idiot!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Depressed Drug Addict=Anna Nicole Smith=Dannilyn's mommma=Larry B. Loves messed-up rich bitches fucked-up on drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid…….Ha Ha Ha……………………………….
nadine says – reply to this

90

Re: Whoever – Britney a rock star? Hardly! Mick Jagger is a rock star. Madonna is a rock star. Britney may have the money of a rock star……but she is definately NOT a rock star! You dipshit!
little mama says – reply to this

91

all those trips to the fast food joints really show on her face. try h20 and a little less iced coffee brit brit.
Britney fans are pathetic says – reply to this

92

Re: Whoever –

You pathetic teenybopper. Britney is not a "rock star" she is a talentless pop tart.
NatRose_duh says – reply to this

93

I hope she does get a boyfriend… she deserves to be happy, just like you Perez. What a terrible picture. I still love her though.
lovez
BRITNEY FAN says – reply to this

94

UR A FUCKIN BITCH PEREZ U GOT SUED FOR POSTING HER MUSIC THATS WHY UR MAD AND ANOTHER THING BRITNEY HAS 300 MILL TO HER NAME AND RANKS ALMOST A MILL A MONTH WITH 5 TOP CHART CDS WITH PAPRAZZI FOLLOWING HER FROM MORNING TO NIGHT AND U FAT BITCH DONT EVEN HAVE A FRACTION OF WHAT SHE HAS BIG DEAL IF SHE PARTIES SHE 25 WHAT DO U EXPECT I PARTY AND IM ONLY 17 SHIT AND SHES NOT A BAD PARENT WHEN U HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY NO ONES A BAD PARENT SHIT UR JUST A JELOUS FAT BITCH LETS SEE YOU TRY TO WERE THAT U FAT ASS CUPCAKE UR A LITTLE BITCH WHO ENVIES THE STARS CAUSE ULL NEVER BE ONE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY UR NOT RESPECTABLE SHES DONE WAY MORE THEN YOU WILL EVR DO UR JUST A PUSSY GO TELL HER AND HER BODY GUARDES THIS SHIT TO HER FACE YOUD GET A BEAT DOWN DONT TRASH UR NEW pop queen this LADY HAS SOLD MORE RECORDS THEN madonna AND SHE CAN SING A SONG BOUT SHIT AND IT WOULD STILL BE ON THE CHARTS JELOUSY IS ONE THING WE CAN SAY U HAVE WHEN BRITNEYS ON THE VIEW ITS NEWWWWWWS WHEN UR ON THE VIEW THEY DNT EVEN SHOW IT AS A RE RUN!! LATER FAT BITCH AND PS WHEN U MATCH HER BANK ACOUNT THEN U CAN TLK SHIT HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna ran to the Bahamas for a reason!!! says – reply to this

95

What a surprise! The entire Birkhead-Spears crew can exploit their babies together!!

Tell you what, all you assholes can say whatever the hell you want about Stern. Once that kid is old enough to realize the type of person her biological father really is, Dannielynn is gonna be catching the first plane back to the Bahamas!

"Larry, 34, finds being a single dad challenging" Looks like reality might be starting to sink in! Its not just about money and fame. IT ACTUALLY TAKES WORK TO BE A DAD!

“I think he’s after money and fame.”
-Anna Nicole Smith, 1/30/07
Barbara Walters says – reply to this

96

Rosie? Is that you???
Spliff says – reply to this

97

I am experiencing extreme deja vu. HAHA, it has been proven that he chases trainwrecks (i.e. Anna Nicole Smith).
lewen says – reply to this

98

oh they should totally do it!

Dannilynn, Sunny and JJ will make a great toddler support group.
Essatwork says – reply to this

99

Yeah, he needs the money.
xoxo says – reply to this

100

Someone should start a petition to boycutt Larry. Last time a parent was too greedy for fame and money, she ended up turning her daughters into a drug mess and a teen pregger. If Larry keeps whoring his daughter and trying to stay in spotlight, his daughter will become a messed up human being someday.