Fill In The Blank

More comments: [1] 2 3 4 »

1. Dee says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   1

   First

2. melissa says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   2

   i just got laid and she was wonderful

3. Angela says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   3

   first?

   bc she;s on crack:D

4. maria_dk says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   4

   first

5. meemoo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   5

   gross!!!!!!!

6. KASK says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   6

   She found out she will be playing the Joker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. deesha says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   7

   she woke up with a dick in her mouth

8. Mud says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   8

   she has a vibrator inside her.

9. H says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   9

   she just got a colonic

10. sebas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    10

    1st bitches!

11. Smug says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    11

    BECAUSE SHE IS STILL GORGEOUS! I'm telling ya, she must be drinking virgin blood or sth..

12. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    12

    karate class was a blast!!

13. FABIO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    13

    …she just discovered that her old COOCH is still open for business!

14. camel toe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    14

    Her camel toe is getting bigger

15. db says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    15

    being crazy is fun….

16. seb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    16

    1st bitches!!!

17. bunnie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    17

    she just kicked a puppy

18. Jo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    18

    First!

19. G says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    19

    … clowns are required to. How could she bring joy to tiny tots at the circus with a sour puss?

20. ariel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    20

    where'd he get all of those wonderful toys

21. Regis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    21

    SHe's laughing because Perez she knows Perez loves COCKS and not CUNTS!

22. karenb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    22

    She's channeling her inner '60's child with that dopey headband.

23. bad1 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    23

    Sharon stone is in such a good mood because the shitty headband she's wearing- covers the scars of her latest facellift.

24. Bill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    24

    She just found out that the only thing she's famous for is flashing her Suzie!

25. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    25

    She's not happy - She just caught a look at herself in the mirror and made laugh…

26. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    26

    She's not happy - She just caught a look at herself in the mirror and it made her laugh…

27. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    27

    She's not happy - She just caught a look at herself in the mirror and it made her laugh…

28. DANNY B 707 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    28

    FIRST BITCHS!!!!! she saw da pic of her camel toe????? HI MARIE!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

29. i club baby seals for my coats cuz im liek shar0n st0n3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    29

    Re: deesha –
    she woke up with MY dick in her mouth!

30. mcs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    30

    Modern Maturity Magazine just asked her to be on their cover.

31. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    31

    I wouldn't say she's happy - She just caught a look at herself in the mirror and it made her laugh…

32. Dixie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    32

    She just smoked a huge fatty. Look at those eyes!

33. massconfuzion says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    33

    the last face peel and brow lift left little to be desired….. she can't make any other expression.

34. crazyeyes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    34

    because shes been taking happy pills ?

35. giver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    35

    She raises tons of money for finding a cure for aids. Perez you should do the same you leech bag!

36. Jim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    36

    Sharon Stone is in a good mood because she hasn't looked in a mirror for a long time!! She has hit the wall big time! She is butt fucking ugly!

37. Tasha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    37

    her head band is holding her face up

38. where is Sanjaya? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    38

    420!!

39. mpauls says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    39

    Gin & Tonic sweetie

40. Todd says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    40

    She would rather laugh than to cry after looking at that outfit. She is never would her children.

41. sarah in france says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    41

    …because she saw herself in a mirror.

42. M-to-the-ichelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    42

    she just hit the crack pipe.

43. e says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    43

    ..because she's thinking about how wonderful her new coat made out of fur from 101 dalmatian.

44. M-to-the-ichelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    44

    she just got a good hit off the crack pipe.

45. Just kidding says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    45

    Her Polident is actually working.

46. sdfsdf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    46

    she knows she needs some plastic surgery…look at that face

47. CosmoCrook says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    47

    She just realized the red lipstick she is wearing dosen't come off, she has to wear it for life..no retouch needed

48. Michael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    48

    ..She juss got back from Dubai

49. Ayla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    49

    she's not. she's just had so many facelifts that her face is permanently stuck that way.

50. Erin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    50

    That headband is cutting off circulation to half her brain like she had a lobotomy.

51. jojo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    51

    because she just finished off a meal of eating small children.

52. z_phil says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    52

    because she looks like Courtney Love…. and that's an improvement.

53. stella fm/ Toronto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    53

    lol , it has got to be because of her awesome head band , and red lipstick … :S

54. Lynn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    54

    …because she's not 16 and pregnant.

55. stella fm/ Toronto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    55

    lol , it has got to be because of her awesome head band , and red lipstick … :S

56. Pberr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    56

    She FINALLY accepted her age!!!!

57. Patrick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    57

    Botox tickles.

58. oyveh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    58

    That do-rag is hiding the seams around her face.

59. Leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    59

    Sharon Stone is in such a good mood because she is the only person in Hollywood not pregnant…yet

60. Candorella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    60

    ….because her vagina's warm for once, and her dentures didn't fall out.

61. leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    61

    BECAUSE INSTEAD OF PAYING HER BILL SHE JUST KICKED THE WAITER IN THE SHINS AND WALKED OUT.

62. e says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    62

    Of course I meant:

    ..because she's thinking about how wonderful her new coat made out of fur from 101 dalmatian WILL LOOK.

63. gazmyman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    63

    she is handcuffed to her lesbian lover and looking forward to an evening of flange flickin!

64. Jerkygirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    64

    She just drank the blood of a slaughtered lamb

65. KMLinHB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    65

    Because she looks like Keith Richards!!!

66. oprlmc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    66

    She knows she could date Flavor Flav if she wanted to, "Brigette Neilson -aint' got nothing on me- we both are whiter than white and like to wear our transvestite red lipstick with unimaginable ugly outfits."

67. Natasha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    67

    Sharon Stone is in such a good mood because - the botox just wore off.

68. Psycho-logist says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    68

    Because she just saw what she looked like with that head band on.

69. jenn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    69

    because they let her out to have lunch… now, back to the padded room!

70. Giselle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    70

    that's not a smile her head band's just too tight

71. alison says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    71

    She is not 16 & pregnant!!!

72. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    72

    She ate a human baby and did not get caught

73. Batman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    73

    She will replace Heath Ledger as the Joker in the new Batman movie.

74. Ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    74

    She was just informed that her "look" was not, never was, and never will be in style, so she is acting like a mentally challeged Sharon Stone impersonator, so she can get away with being such a dildo.

75. bukbukbuk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    75

    She just got cast as the Joker's grandmother in the next Batman movie.

76. melyo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    76

    she can't help it, her face is frozen like that

77. JVeezy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    77

    she can still taste Jodie Foster in her mouth

78. ↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓♪↓ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    78

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    becoz zatan iz ztanding b hind her effen her azz

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

79. maria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    79

    damn she looks old & wrinkled!!!

80. Jujupiter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    80

    her vibrator is working again!

81. oprlmc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    81

    because she knows she can get Flavor Flav if she really wanted him.

82. Hipster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    82

    The WWE just hired her to play Superfly Snuka in the Broadway musical version of "Wrestlemania"

83. emmi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    83

    Because she's on massive painkillers and wearing that nifty head scarf to cover up her plastic surgery stitches!

84. Randall says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    84

    she just now is finally free of the camel toe resulting from that nasty one-piece spandex outfit she wore about 2 months ago.

85. tmoney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    85

    She's on the meds!

86. C says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    86

    Becasue she hasn't seen a mirror in days

87. meemoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    87

    shouldnt this have been behind a link? because i'm easily offended! ack

88. BIG RED says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    88

    SOMEONE TOOK THE STICK OUT OF HER ASS????

89. look a like says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    89

    she looks like that lady off of that strange love with flavor flave chick bridget nealson

90. Rocky_Vancouver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    90

    Because she finally caught all of those god d*mn dalmatians.

91. cujo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    91

    she looks like keith richards fraternal twin…they must have to spend 3 hours to make her look decent for any event she goes to

92. karen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    92

    She's going to buy make-up!

93. rye-uh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    93

    she just scored a good deal on an eight ball.

94. Smilin' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    94

    Her head band is on too tight.

95. Mirvy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    95

    She likes being old as fucking dirt.

96. Sam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    96

    Another white trash girl is pregnant.

97. kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    97

    because she just heard her custom made coat of puppy fetuses will be in by christmas.

98. Too Old to Be Here says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    98

    …she just saw a homeless child sleeping on the sidewalk.

99. Fantasy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    99

    …because she loves dressing like Rambo.

100. Buddha says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
     100

     she just finished smokin' da buddha