I Wanna Be A Star!
Britney's former assistant and quasi "cousin" is intent on making it as a singer, whether we like it or not!
Alli Sims was just interviewed - with an accompanying photo shoot - for the new issue of Germany's Maxi magazine, and PerezHilton.com has an exclusive excerpt translated in English for all you non-German speakers.
Says Alli….
"Of course everyone says I wanna do this because of Britney. But I have wanted to be a singer since I was little. And when I came to L.A. to accomplish this, I wasn‘t even in touch with Britney."
"Whenever I saw Britney on stage I thought: 'When will I be up there?' But I never envied her. I always knew my time would come."
When asked about Britney‘s disastrous lifestyle she says: "The media exaggerates. My cousin is a wonderful person. Our life is fine. We have two drinks a night, nothing more. Look at me: I am more of a nerd than too wild."
"We wanna live, get our own Starbucks. Even if Papparazzi tear our dresses apart."
"When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met witout Britney and that‘s good. I don‘t want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own."
Interesting though: The songs she's recording at the moment are produced by J.R. Rotem… Also interesting: Alli says she is very good friends with Avril Lavigne!
She wants to do something entirely different from Britney: "I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing Blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless." She says she is sure to get a record deal in 2008.
YAAAWN. Bring it on betch.
FUG BIATCH !
So she didn't meet JR Rotem through Britney?? She'll never make it nobody wants to hear her sing.
So she didn't meet JR Rotem through Britney?? She'll never make it nobody wants to hear her sing.
So she didn't meet JR Rotem through Britney?? She'll never make it nobody wants to hear her sing.
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SECOND? HEYYYYYYYY!
Not with that mug!
what a whore
this chick is delusional. she's gross. eps in the middle pic. she needs to wake up cuz she's dreaming. LOL
i dnt knw her but yay
im finally 2nd lol shes kind of a budda face
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okay…………………………….. and who is this?
Word to Alli:
"Hanging out with lepers will most likely make you one too"
Quit piggybacking the people we scorn the most.
I haven't heard you and don't want to due to the fact that your extended gene pool is polluted with scum, trash and other things we prefer to avoid.
We will, however, laugh at you as you try and fail. thanks for the fun.
Such a loser….someone stop her from embaressing herself further. Gay, gay…gay.
Word to Alli:
"Hanging out with lepers will most likely make you one too"
Quit piggybacking the people we scorn the most.
I haven't heard you and don't want to due to the fact that your extended gene pool is polluted with scum, trash and other things we prefer to avoid.
We will, however, laugh at you as you try and fail. thanks for the fun.
Wow. I never realized how ugly she was til this.
Perez I soooo miss you video vlogs!!! Youtube sucks for deleting your accounts!!
Shes probably the dumbest person on the planet… right next to Britney…
Whenever I feel sad, or think things couldnt get worse in my life… I remind myself "At least Im not a member of the spears family…" And then I feel a lot better.
yikes get a face job
AHAHAHAHAH!!! what a nut job!!!! she's crazy if she thinks ppl actually want her music. the next Norah Jones…? what the f*** is that?! we already have one…we DO NOT NEED ANOTHER!!!!!
i can't wait for this to blow up.
nononononononono,,,I can't take anymore white trash crap..
she is so ugly.
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first!
this bitch is BLAND. geezus.
i can't stand this girl!!!
Oh my god, I wanted to be a singer too, ever since I was a tiny little boy.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, I can be famous, with no talent too.
Lol, why is this skank famous again?
Oh my god, I wanted to be a singer too, ever since I was a tiny little boy.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, I can be famous, with no talent too.
Lol, why is this skank famous again?
douchebag!!!!!!!!!!1
BEING CLOSE TO BRITNEY WILL KILL ANY CHANCE OF A CAREER!!
I think the important part of the article here is what she said about Britney and the media — the media exaggerates. I wish people could get that through their brains and stop reading the garbage that the tabloids and WEBSITES LIKE PEREZ HILTON put out. These forms of "news" exaggerate to gain readers and attention.
A simple night out with two girlfriends turns into "Britney's wild night — banned from this and that" when really the places that are "banning" her are doing it because of the excessive paparazzi that she DOESN'T ask for. Get a clue, people: Britney Spears isn't crazy.
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Well you already failed. Wanting to be like Norah Jones is not a good thing, because she is a loser as well..She doesn't write any of her songs..If you wanna actually be considered a good artist..WRITE YOUR FUCKIN MUSIC!! Write everything!!
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Write the lyrics, melody, progression/chords, compose the whole song and make it good..That is the only way to get respect in this shady ass biz!!
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What the fuck ever. Go actually work at a Starbucks and be content.
Re: ANNETTE –
Really? Because I'm pretty sure Britney's latest album has sold pretty well given her negative publicity. Get a clue, jack.
I think she is retarded if she doesn't think Britney had a hand in her getting a job. What a stupid girl!
WTF is up with her eye?
YOU KNOW WHATS COMMING ON, I HAVE STOMACH CRAMPS, AND RED THINGS ARE COMING OUT OF YOU KNOW WHAT, BOYS AND MEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HELP ME, THE CRAMPS ARE KILLING ME
Ugly troll.
i've met her twice.. she's actually really sweet and sincere and i liked her
More boring than her dried up cracker "cousins"
Crickets….
Seriously? If she wanted to be taken seriously, she shouldn't have associated herself with Shitney.
If she really is related, she will be pregnant at least once before the year is over
She needs the Ashley Tisdale nose job special !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She needs the Ashley Tisdale nose job special !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are not even cousins.
"If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless."
LMFAO! If you were a product, you would be a cheap fuckin douche that you could pick up at rite aid…oh wait, she already is!
Oh joy… another… "I WANNA BE A SINGER.. I WANNA BE FAMOUS!! BLAH BLAH… yeah honey.. half the world wants that. Let's hear you sing first. It'll be interesting to hear her voice… then we'll decide. (I'll bet her voice sucks and they'll have to enhance her CD and she'll wind up lip syncing before you know it!!)
Oh joy… another… "I WANNA BE A SINGER.. I WANNA BE FAMOUS!! BLAH BLAH… yeah honey.. half the world wants that. Let's hear you sing first. It'll be interesting to hear her voice… then we'll decide. (I'll bet her voice sucks and they'll have to enhance her CD and she'll wind up lip syncing before you know it!!)
Oh joy… another… "I WANNA BE A SINGER.. I WANNA BE FAMOUS!! BLAH BLAH… yeah honey.. half the world wants that. Let's hear you sing first. It'll be interesting to hear her voice… then we'll decide. (I'll bet her voice sucks and they'll have to enhance her CD and she'll wind up lip syncing before you know it!!)
Oh joy… another… "I WANNA BE A SINGER.. I WANNA BE FAMOUS!! BLAH BLAH… yeah honey.. half the world wants that. Let's hear you sing first. It'll be interesting to hear her voice… then we'll decide. (I'll bet her voice sucks and they'll have to enhance her CD and she'll wind up lip syncing before you know it!!)
I like that the title of the article is "The Better Britney." Even the magazine that interviewed her can't come up with anything better.
And she really is not cute. She looks okay in the third pic, but otherwise she looks like any other sorority girl.
Notice how in all her quotes she compares herself to Britney - like they are the same ("We wanna live, get our own Starbucks. Even if Papparazzi tear our dresses apart.")
Like she gets a 1/100 of the media attention, etc. Nice try - but Americans know you are a nobody!
blah,blah,blah…this is BULSHIT.this BITCH WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT BRITNEY.oh, sorry i forgot…she's still NOTHING.AN UNGRATEFUL NOTHING.
FKN-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-Shes so fake-please perez tell her not to open up her piehole-its enough i cringe thru the nite-having to sleep next to my husband-luv ya!! Merry Christmas !!
FACE IT BITCH! YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT! TRYING TO RIDE BRITNEYS COAT TAIL IN HOPE TO MAKE IT…GET OVER IT! BTW…HOW OLD ARE YOU??? YOU LOOK 42!!
It is TRUE that Alli is Britney's cousin!!! Alli's mom and Britney's mom are sisters.
If you have to have two drinks EVERY NIGHT your an ALCOHOLIC IDIOT!
lmfao!
It you need two drinks a night every day of the week that means your an ALCOHOLIC! IDIOT!
I love that she picked the most ghetto and ripped of brand there is to compare herself to. LV??? Come on.
I love that she picked the most ghetto and ripped of brand there is to compare herself to. LV??? Come on.
yeah! ok
um
the middle photo is disturbing! she needs a more fuckable face!
and her "sayings" like the coffee thing and ripping our dresses! just sound like so like Not her and more like something like her cousin like brit brit would like say! omg like…………..=/
This section on sims is a waste of space and time… come on perez you know we don't give a shit about this cling on.
I hope she releases an album; I guess she didn't see how good K-Fed's album did because of leeching.
2 drinks a night, do you think we are THAT stupid? And more nerd than wild? Puhleez. This girl is a SKANK who wants attention and lime light. hey Alli, "Cuz" will you really sing or will you lipsync? And when are YOU getting preggers??? I just cannot STAND this girl.
OmG, the bitch is crazy- "WE" are you on crack too? she looks like a country singer- wannabe. rediculous.
i wonder..why? just go away.far away..she looks so fug on the bed..ick
I wonder if she will sell more cd's than Britney's x husband. He got a cd also, Britney didn't do anything to get him that either. He earned it.
Re: Andrea – If thats true WHY DOES THE WHOLE WORLD SAY THEY ARE NOT COUSINS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! She wants to sing the BLUES? What in the fuck would she know about the blues? Stupid wannabe pop stars………
Oh! did you see the heading. It doesn't say Alli Sims. It says Britneys cousin or something. If she reads this. She is fug! She needs to stop doing the high school I'm so hot pose.
Whoever did that photo shoot with her did a TERRIBLE job. Those pictures make her look homely and ugly. WTF? Nice job, stupid.
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Ummmm Bitch get your ass back to Louisiana. Take Unfitney with you. Noone and I mean noone gives a shit about you or will EVER until you write a book spilling all the goods on your meth mouth cracked out drunk "cousin" ShitShit. Until then…shut up fug face. Look at who you had to have your interview with. Germany? LOL!
Don't you see? WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU! You will never make it. Keep hope alive though. It's all you've got.
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wow…terrible job translating. she says nothing about starbucks, she says she and britney go out into the street even if the paparazzi tear at their clothes. GET A BETTER TRANSLATOR PEREZ!!! i could translate better than any hick you find.
Re: heidabelle – lmfao, she didnt really give them much to work with heidabelle!!!
who the f#(k cares about this sorry ass bitch. Shes trying too hard to be someone she will NEVER be; a D list celeb. Someone needs to tell her that shes trash and she needs to move on!!! Im so sick of hearing about her, she sounds like shit, looks like shit, and to me (and to other intelligent people) she will ALWAYS be S H I T!
. I wish she read this comment.
And she need to stop calling herself Brits cousin cus she aint fucking related.
okay Perez u need to bring up new stuff that dont talk about britney or her fam… i come up here to your page and all u have is britney stuff… stop chasing her around and she will fade believe me cause thats what people want… Nothing is new anout her no one cares about what clothes she wore yesterday or what ever the fuck… u the gossip queen talk about someone else…. SERIOUSLY
Ok so now we know what's officially wrong with this entire clan….they're all NARCISSISTS. They'll do anything for the attention or fame and don't care about things like morals or ethics. They truly are whitetrash.
Re: Tammy –
I was thinking the same thing.
As for the rest of the article only one word comes to mind: delusional.
I speak a little German, and the headline on this article is "The Better Britney," as in "Better than Britney." Ouch.
saga mal, ist die blod!! eine blode schlampe!!
Love u perez!!
Kuss Kuss
Dang she's FUG for sure! What a loser. I think that dude JR only hooks up with these girls to fuck em and do drugs together. What a loser.
Is the magazine giving out barf bags with this article?
WHO??!! Who the fuck cares about this dipshit loser?! *snores* Waste of time and space, Perez.
Re: Kevin – I think the important part of the article here is what she said about Britney and the media — the media exaggerates. I wish people could get that through their brains and stop reading the garbage that the tabloids and WEBSITES LIKE PEREZ HILTON put out. These forms of "news" exaggerate to gain readers and attention.
A simple night out with two girlfriends turns into "Britney's wild night — banned from this and that" when really the places that are "banning" her are doing it because of the excessive paparazzi that she DOESN'T ask for. Get a clue, people: Britney Spears isn't crazy.
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Ummmm…Newsflash, Kevo…You've just posted a response on *gasp* Perez Hilton's website. Way to get up on a soap box. The fact that you want us to "get a clue," amazes me. Britney Spears isn't crazy? Define crazy then, Kevin…
Dream on sweetie… you and thousands of other want to be famous singers too… get real honey.. we have enough pop tart lip syncing whores already!
Dream on sweetie… you and thousands of other want to be famous singers too… get real honey.. we have enough pop tart lip syncing whores already!
Dream on sweetie… you and thousands of other want to be famous singers too… get real honey.. we have enough pop tart lip syncing whores already!
Dream on sweetie… you and thousands of other want to be famous singers too… get real honey.. we have enough pop tart lip syncing whores already!
Didn't it come out that Alli isn't actually Britney's real cousin?
Louis Vuitton, Classic and tasteful hummmm……………
Ich versteh' nicht, warum das in Deutschland publiziert wird - wer zur Hölle kann bei uns was mit dem Namen Alli Sims anfangen? Niemand.
So they drink every single night?? But only 2 drinks?? Sure…that's normal behavior…for an alcoholic.
Ha, ha - she wants to be another Nora Jones, right. I didn't know this bitch played the piano, when does she find the time to practice lol? She should never compare herself to someone who is very talented like Nora, not a good idea.
ohhdear. do we really need another mess?
On WHAT planet is she "attractive"…..Send her BACK to her Trailer Park Space……What a COW!
Entertainment cancer. Please avoid.
Bitch ain't going nowhere especially cause she fucking ugly!!!!