Ay, Chico!
Filed under: Busted!
No tomes tanto, papucho!!!
Our fellow hometown boy Pitbull was arrested in the MIA on Friday morning for DUI.
The 305 native was pulled over for going 93 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone, police said.
”This is a big waste of your time papo,” he told the arresting office that pulled him over.
It gets better!
The officer repeatedly asked Pitbull to step away from his car. Finally he did, saying "Come on papo, what's up?”
Added the rapper, "Come on, This ain't nuthin. You're wasting your time."
Oh, boo. You're killing us!
”Let's not do this, yo,” Pitbull pleaded.
That shit may have worked….if the arresting office were gay!
You gotta work on your lines, nene.
On the bright side: that mugshot is totally going to be his next album cover!!!!!
He should call it Let's not do this, yo!.
FIrst!
I CANNOT STAND THIS GUY!!!
ew
first!
hot
first
no te metas, perez!
lol
who is this puta?
first?
firzttttttt bitchess
IM FIRST LOL
1st
ONE HUNDREDTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll still do him.. LoL
I think his ghetto ass is HOTT as hell! I wanna lick his bald ass heads!
He is ugly. He looks like he smells.
finally you updated.
but, this shit ain't good.
no one cares. what
about Jamie Lynn?!
Who?
is paris giving driving lessons again?
funny.
first
Thank you 4 posting this Perez! Pit is known for his parting ways, his music is "life imitating art". This is "real" and all his fans (me included) know he practices what he preaches—his tongue gum must be deadly then, lol! Love ou Pit stay strong—Papa Dios is muy bueno todos los tiempo! —Luv Ya Perez!
Who the f*** is that?!
Looks like some good chronic or pink eye.
I Love Pitbull! Thank you 4 posting this Perez! Pit is known for his parting ways, his music is "life imitating art". This is "real" and all his fans (me included) know he practices what he preaches—his tongue gum must be deadly then, lol! Love ou Pit stay strong—Papa Dios is muy bueno todos los tiempo! —Luv Ya Perez!
omg what a jerkoff stop making music you untalented loser
uh - where's mini-me?!
im really gay
im really gay
im really gay
im really gay
CULO!!!
DAMN, este hombre es bien fine!
Whooo?
Ha! Our ghettofied cubanito 305 chico arrested for DUI? What a shocker!! Not! He is still the bomb, welcome to Miami….
Ha…esta jevita que te habla aqui esta enterita y tiene tremendo…CULO!
he's still fine!!!
A girl I know is screwing him and apparently he is amazing in bed! If it weren't for her I'd do him too! He's muy caliente. Dale!
Oh No Pitbull is my baby. I can't believe it!!! I've always wondered when you would post about him but I never it expected it to be this. Man he put alot of peoples lives at risk, I guess he was trying to beat Nick Hogans record. I love Pitbull and I hope he learns his lesson. ^_^
Oh No Pitbull is my baby. I can't believe it!!! I've always wondered when you would post about him but I never it expected it to be this. Man he put alot of peoples lives at risk, I guess he was trying to beat Nick Hogans record. I love Pitbull and I hope he learns his lesson. ^_^
Anyways…this will probably be posted twice because all these glitches on this website havent been fixed and 100% of the time I post a comment it gives me an error message:
De todas maneras….represent 305 real hard Pitbull! Ese cubanito esta enterito y le gusta un tremendo…CULOOOO!
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thiz dude could pazz 4 a zerial killer
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U fuckerz r in high Heaven now
aren't U? blog, blog, blog.
you should go to the local station on 10 bc they just showed him boding out on 1k. Also he's very fresco and atrevido. He's been knwon for his public displays of intimacy!! ::wink wink:: he has a strong tongue.
xoxo perezito!
AY CHICO…………..to fuckin fine
Thank the deities he didn't say:
Don't tase me, bro
dammm i still do this guys so fine
Re: ryan tierney –
Ryan, y aren't u in zchool. Got another 45 minutes to go. I thought you liked my zizter. Since when r u gay. Where the fuck is Cody at? I'm telling your zizter.
whatever
ain't no shame in tryin to get out of a ticket
he's still SMOKING HOT
Does anyone else think this guy looks exactly like Dr. Evil in his mugshot?
He looks about as latino as you do Perez.
god i bet he'd fuck me retarded. i'd love to find out. he is sooooo fucking hot.
He's got that "what the fuck are you looking at, boy?!" look. I can only raise one eye brow as well. He was probably using too much gasolina in his carro. ROMPE, ROMPE, ROMPE!!
Drunk or not he is still dammnnnn fine! Lock me up in a cell with him!
Underlying message– you'd totally do this dude!!!!!!!!!!
I completely understand!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA. Genius, Perez. Genius.
Armando Christian Pérez
herpes of the necK?
perez - do a sidescreen with head shaved britney and pitbull's mugshot BAHAHAHA
Umm…I have one thing to say. UGLY!
Just shows how some really ugly guy can get laid if he is musical or funny. His lady needs to close her eyes and think of BLING!
"He could not tell the arresting officer his ethnicity or weight?"
Here's a true role model for the kiddies. Sheesh.
What a fucken looser!!!! If he is such a hot shot like he thinks he is then why the hell doesnt he just ride in a limo or some shit. Fucken rich people like that drive under the influence should be black listed and thrown in jail.
This Guy is an ass ….Swim back home and get over yourself ….Jails are full of assholes like him….
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO… EY MY MAN GOT ARRESTED,FUCK I GOTTA GO BAIL HIM OUT NOW… EY SHIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK HIS STILL FINE AS FUCK IN HIS MUG SHOT..WHOOT WHOOT!!!…
pitbull is fucking fine! He can bang the living day lights out of me! I want to strip search him! I wnat to see his pistola!
AY PAPI…HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE! I LOVE HIM
Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!
Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!
Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!
Who is this retard? Never heard of him, of course I don't pay attention to rap because it sucks.
VERY FUNNY PIT, HAHAHAHA
TE VES BUENISIMO PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ESOS OJOS PAPA!
He's asssss is hottttt
"where the women they don't fake it, they get naked ’round here…" I like the way Pit-Bull raps….just chill on the d&d papito!
Who is this person? What is a papo?
Did Shitney shave her head again?
Damn, another one bites the dust
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and for all the haters down there, as Pitbull says, he's "too Latin for Hip Hop, and too Hip Hop for Latin"
hahahaha, Let's not do this yo!. Sooner or later, hey all come around…
DAMN HE STILL BE LOOKIN SEXI!!!
DAMN HE STILL BE LOOKIN SEXI!!!
I STILLL LOOOVVVEEE HIM
Who in the HELL *is* this twat, anyway??!! :-p Terrible. Looks like a pissant version of "Doctor Evil". Asshole. As you can tell, I'm a little cranky today and taking it out on everyone.
ay chico!!! cuban love to party. what a surprise.
I'm from Miami and I think this guy is a total LOSER!!!! Yuck, I can't stand him and his shitty music. I hope they through the book at him….deserves it.
Is that a herpe on his neck? Ugh. Not gettin' it….guys like him are a dime a dozen. If he's such a bad ass why is he cryin' to the police 'let's not do this' what a baby. Pantywaste.
OMG..Perez is to freaking funny! I LOVE YOU..and Pitbull is still the man. His music makes me shake my booty!!
who is this guy anyway?? rap music is for idiots!!!!!
PEREZ….HOW COULD HIS LINE HAVE WORKED IF THE OFFICER WAS GAY? I'M GAY AND THIS PITBULL PERSON IS FUGLY!! ME …I PREFER THAT RATHER CHEEKY YOUNG LAD IN THAT "D LIST SPANK ME" AD TO THE RIGHT…TEE HEE!! HE'S CHEEKY. HE'S ASS CHEEKY!! I'M GOING TO PINCH HIS NAUGHTY LITTLE ASS CHEEK…AND YOU BITCHES CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
pitbull is fine as fuck ….i'm suprised he didn't like get tased or something tho…i woulda tased him hehe