We Wanna See You!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez
Perez is having a signing at Kitson in Los Angeles tomorrow, Saturday December 22nd from 2 to 4 pm, and we really hope you can come!
Also, if you're gonna be in New York City for New Year's Eve, the party that we're hosting at the glamoxurious Gansevoort Hotel is going to be THE place to be!!!!
As soon as the Queen of All Media is done with his duties on MTV's big New Year's Eve special, we're heading downtown to our SVEDKA-sponsored soiree. Yes, there will be an open bar!
We are teaming up with Michael Satsky (of Sterero NYC) and Jeffrey Chodorow (of China Grill Mgt) to put together a smorgas borg of celebrities and NYE naughtiness.
We hear that many of the other MTV performers (Paramore, Travis from Gym Class Heroes and more) plan to be heading over as well.
Last year, Christina Aguilera, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were at our party!
Call (646-432-5947) for advance tickets.
If you can't make it to NYC, we'll see you on MTV!
Happy HOlidays.
xoxo
Perezito
FIRST!
first bitches!!!
awwww I wish i lived in LA. and 1st!!!
wish it was closer!
PARTY ON PEREZ
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FIRST BITCHES
Funny pic
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FIRST BITHCES!
first? why would anyone what a signature from you?
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omg, perez you're everywhere!!
I wish Toronto wasn't so far from NY. I'd totally walk there if I had to!
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perez…let's be for real for a minute…why are you having a signing? lol i mean you're not famous..do not get me wrong, i check your blog religiously but come on–you write about celebs, that doesn't make you an actual celebrity..hahah sorry buddy
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First!
If only I didn't live in Canada, or I'd be there! haha
Why is that girl crying, Perez? Could it be that your GENITAL HERPES is scaring her away due to the stench of oozing sores??!! Eeeeeeewww… like back in the '80s when Robin Williams gave that lady genital herpes and quietly settled out of court.
Um… what was my point again…?
just dont let the blogs slow down or slip when you are running all over the place!!
*smorgasbord
Aww!! Thank you Perez!
(That's my daughter everyone!)
Lol I love your picture, Perez!
I live in Australia, so I can't go.
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Do you people sit online all day refreshing this website in the off chance that you can type "FIRST!"? It's sad really.
HEY I KNOW THAT BABY IN THE PICTURE! IT'S HARLEY! THAT'S CRAZY!!
how much are tickets to the gansevoort party?
…….OOOOO! HANNIBAL LECTER IS SANTA!!!! "I'M HAVING A LITTLE FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER! " TOO FUCKING FUNNY!
A signing for your new book or the movie you just made?
Is that Ian Ziering playing santa? Look at the eyes! It looks like him!
perhaps i shall stop by tomorrow to see you perez! hahah
and YAY FOR PARAMORE!
SANTA LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HIS EYES CAUGHT IN HIS REINDEERS HEADLIGHTS!
Take the damn picture alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Would somebody please bring a lard and nutrasweet pie to toss onto his face at this "signing" (signing what, the pustule he has made of internet gossip?) I'd like to see it it makes any difference to his treacly bloated appearance.
why does everyone have to hate on perez? If you hated him so much, why the fuck would you be taking the time out to comment on his site? You just made him an extra buck by actually accessing this site, so joke's on you fuckbag.
keep up the good work perez, i love ya
I'm a New Yorker, and close enough that it would be a hop, skip, and a jump (or maybe just a hop) to get to the city, but .. I don't even want to know how expensive those tickets would be. Besides the fact that a chance to see Christina Aguilera, John Mayer, and Jessica Simpson further repels me from even attemping to check the price.
I wish I wasn't deathly ill. I would come see you
Maybe next time??
ho-Ho-HO! HEY BITCH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!
Anyone who shows up to a PH signing is clearly retarded and another reason why morons like George Bush are in the White House…use your brains people, please!!!!
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i work at the american apparel on robertson
come in tomorrow after your book signing
i work 9-5
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Re: PEREZ IS SCUM! – poor pacataco is obsessed with perez. your poor little empty life is hardly worth living is it? you sit at your keyboard with greasy fingers just wondering what perez will post next. poor sad paca. and you've learned how to post repeatedly. how clever of an oily beaner.
BRING BAGZ OF DOG SHIZZZ TO HEAVE AT THE FATASS!!!!!!
WIN THE ADMIRATIN OF HUNDREDS OF CELEBRITIES AND
THEIR FAMILIES….BE A STAR!!!!!! BE THE ONE TO HIT FATASS
IN THE FACE WITH A BIG OLE BAG OF SHIZZZZ!!!!!!!!
DIE FATASS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry XXXmas & Happy NUDEyear!
Lucky stinker!
i have a huge crush on Jeffrey Chodorow-he has a sexy brain. too bad he has a barbie doll for a wife though-That part of his brain clearly has suffered to feed the rest.