We Wanna See You!!!!

Perez is having a signing at Kitson in Los Angeles tomorrow, Saturday December 22nd from 2 to 4 pm, and we really hope you can come!
Also, if you're gonna be in New York City for New Year's Eve, the party that we're hosting at the glamoxurious Gansevoort Hotel is going to be THE place to be!!!!
As soon as the Queen of All Media is done with his duties on MTV's big New Year's Eve special, we're heading downtown to our SVEDKA-sponsored soiree. Yes, there will be an open bar!
We are teaming up with Michael Satsky (of Sterero NYC) and Jeffrey Chodorow (of China Grill Mgt) to put together a smorgas borg of celebrities and NYE naughtiness.
We hear that many of the other MTV performers (Paramore, Travis from Gym Class Heroes and more) plan to be heading over as well.
Last year, Christina Aguilera, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were at our party!
Call (646-432-5947) for advance tickets.
If you can't make it to NYC, we'll see you on MTV!
Happy HOlidays.
xoxo
Perezito































































FIRST!
first bitches!!!
awwww I wish i lived in LA. and 1st!!!
wish it was closer!
PARTY ON PEREZ
ohhh
first!
FIRST BITCHES
Funny pic
first
first!
FIRST BITHCES!
first? why would anyone what a signature from you?
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omg, perez you're everywhere!!
I wish Toronto wasn't so far from NY. I'd totally walk there if I had to!
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perez…let's be for real for a minute…why are you having a signing? lol i mean you're not famous..do not get me wrong, i check your blog religiously but come on–you write about celebs, that doesn't make you an actual celebrity..hahah sorry buddy
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First!
If only I didn't live in Canada, or I'd be there! haha
Why is that girl crying, Perez? Could it be that your GENITAL HERPES is scaring her away due to the stench of oozing sores??!! Eeeeeeewww… like back in the '80s when Robin Williams gave that lady genital herpes and quietly settled out of court.
Um… what was my point again…?
just dont let the blogs slow down or slip when you are running all over the place!!
*smorgasbord
Aww!! Thank you Perez!
(That's my daughter everyone!)
Lol I love your picture, Perez!
I live in Australia, so I can't go.
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Do you people sit online all day refreshing this website in the off chance that you can type "FIRST!"? It's sad really.
HEY I KNOW THAT BABY IN THE PICTURE! IT'S HARLEY! THAT'S CRAZY!!
how much are tickets to the gansevoort party?
…….OOOOO! HANNIBAL LECTER IS SANTA!!!! "I'M HAVING A LITTLE FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER! " TOO FUCKING FUNNY!
A signing for your new book or the movie you just made?
Is that Ian Ziering playing santa? Look at the eyes! It looks like him!
perhaps i shall stop by tomorrow to see you perez! hahah
and YAY FOR PARAMORE!
SANTA LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HIS EYES CAUGHT IN HIS REINDEERS HEADLIGHTS!
Take the damn picture alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Would somebody please bring a lard and nutrasweet pie to toss onto his face at this "signing" (signing what, the pustule he has made of internet gossip?) I'd like to see it it makes any difference to his treacly bloated appearance.
why does everyone have to hate on perez? If you hated him so much, why the fuck would you be taking the time out to comment on his site? You just made him an extra buck by actually accessing this site, so joke's on you fuckbag.
keep up the good work perez, i love ya
I'm a New Yorker, and close enough that it would be a hop, skip, and a jump (or maybe just a hop) to get to the city, but .. I don't even want to know how expensive those tickets would be. Besides the fact that a chance to see Christina Aguilera, John Mayer, and Jessica Simpson further repels me from even attemping to check the price.
I wish I wasn't deathly ill. I would come see you
Maybe next time??
ho-Ho-HO! HEY BITCH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!
Anyone who shows up to a PH signing is clearly retarded and another reason why morons like George Bush are in the White House…use your brains people, please!!!!
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i work at the american apparel on robertson
come in tomorrow after your book signing
i work 9-5
;)
Re: PEREZ IS SCUM! – poor pacataco is obsessed with perez. your poor little empty life is hardly worth living is it? you sit at your keyboard with greasy fingers just wondering what perez will post next. poor sad paca. and you've learned how to post repeatedly. how clever of an oily beaner.
BRING BAGZ OF DOG SHIZZZ TO HEAVE AT THE FATASS!!!!!!
WIN THE ADMIRATIN OF HUNDREDS OF CELEBRITIES AND
THEIR FAMILIES….BE A STAR!!!!!! BE THE ONE TO HIT FATASS
IN THE FACE WITH A BIG OLE BAG OF SHIZZZZ!!!!!!!!
DIE FATASS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry XXXmas & Happy NUDEyear!
Lucky stinker!
i have a huge crush on Jeffrey Chodorow-he has a sexy brain. too bad he has a barbie doll for a wife though-That part of his brain clearly has suffered to feed the rest.
im i the only one who thinks that picture is hilarious?
pacasux-HONEY, OF COURSE "PEREZ IS SCUM" IS AN UNGRATEFUL IDIOT! TRASHING YOUR HOST IS AWFULLY TACKY, BUT THIS FOOL IS WAAAAAY TOO EDUCATED (4TH GRADE NOT 2ND) FOR PACA "THE DONKEY SUCKING ASSHOLE"! WE ALL KNOW THIS TYPE THOUGH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OLDER, YOU'RE GETTING BITTER! JUST ANOTHER PISSY BITCH WHO'S JEALOUS OF PEREZ'S SUCCESS. LIKE PACA, A SELF-HATING CLOSET QUEER PROJECTING THEIR OWN LONELY, MISERABLE, SAD, USELESS EXISTANCE ON PEREZ TO MAKE THEMSELF FEEL SUPERIOR. BOY, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THAT WAS! MUST BE THE STD'S ROTTING THE BRAIN!
I am obsessed! I am totally driving up from the OC to meet Mr. Perrrezzz! All you bitches can SUCK it stop hating.
See ya tomorrow!!!
Thats the way I acted when I was a child, when my mom tried to put me on Santa's lap. I was scared of Santa.
I love that picture. HAHAHA.
Perez….mi angelito!
Why don't you ever come to Detroit? We are kicking it in the D!!! We even have a great Cuban restuarant here!
lol. Perez….why are YOU having a signing? Well, I am just saying that cuz I am jealous you aren't in GA!!!!
mwhaha nothing around christmas eve?
four seasons - beverly hills (where shitty britty can't even go boohooboohoo).
Now I feel safe taking my puppies with me.
omg is that ian ziering as santa? eww.
Someone assassinate this motherfucker! Seriously, someone walk up to him during his signing and shoot him in the heart or the face. Put him out of his misery already. I wanna see him go.
dude…the bar at the top of the gansevoort is so fucking small….how could you possibly have a crazy new years party there
yeah, WHAT are you signing? printed webpages?
PEREZ DO A SIGNING IN NYC!!!
HEY PEREZ I LOVE YOU I WISH I COULD COOME BUT I LIVE IN FLORIDA
Went to your signing today. Really glad I got to meet you. I'll send you the picture of us once I get it put onto a disc. Thanks again.
OMG that pic is sooo funny.. i dunno why but that satan looks like a woman..
Re: sexy biatch –
agreed
She is crying because she wants her Perez! If the haters don't like Perez then go somewhere else. Feliz Navidad my Perezito! The little girl is my friends daughter. Too cool!
IM STAYING AT THE DREAM HOTEL IN NYC
AND I SWEAR I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR WITH PEREZ!
WAS IT YOU?