Jessica Simpson's Movie Made Just $384 on Friday!!!

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This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!

Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.

Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!

Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!

That's amazing!

Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????

Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.

Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.

Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.

Merry Christmas!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Dec 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm / Email this »

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molli says – reply to this

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i really like jessica alot. she's great-looking and sweet!
molli says – reply to this

702

i really like jessica alot. she's great-looking and sweet!
perezzaloo says – reply to this

703

Ummm…did we reeally expect much more??? LOL
Gargamel says – reply to this

704

She left the one thing that mattered to her. Now everything she does, doesn't matter anymore.
Lucy Bowels says – reply to this

705

This is the best Xmas present I could've asked for! This cunt-hole thinks she's a bona-fide actress and doesn't realize the joke is on her. The only roles she will get are the one's funded by her pimp-Dad. She is AWFUL. Second only to Madonna…the worst actress of our time.
Victoria says – reply to this

706

In Haringen, Texas, Blonde Ambition went to our dollar theater. That's right, it's only a dollar.
gmyers says – reply to this

707

First!

Congrats Jessica!
yabbi says – reply to this

708

Papa Joe will fail and he deserves to fail because he is capitalizing off the flesh of his daughters. That is the same as selling pornography. It is immoral, unethical and just plain stupid. He is an idiot to believe that simply being pretty is enough to get people's loyalty. Jessica has no talent. She is nothing more than m a s t u r b a t i o n fodder, and deserves all the fame THAT can bring.
rosey one says – reply to this

709

Jessica is a different kind of train wreck than Spears. Jess cashed in her values, took the fame her marriage brought her and gambled it. SHE LOST.
She took the advice of her creepy dad, and gave up her marriage to be "more marketable" as a single woman. Let's see her movies flop, her cd tanked and everyone joined TEAM LACHEY. She's stupid, stuck up and cannot change the world's opinion of her by simply changing her hair color to brown. Your an idiot sweetie, no matter what color your hair is.
I hope she is alone the rest of her life……with her creepy dad…..and rides her T and A train all the way to bankruptcy!

Team Lachey!!
Sandra says – reply to this

710

yikesss.

but it did come out to a dollar theater in lewisville, tx.
that could be a reason it did so badly.
Jackie says – reply to this

711

Haha, i just read this on AOL so i came here to see if perezzy had it…lol seeing stuff like this makes me feel alot better about my life LOL serves her right..
Just Stop says – reply to this

712

Re: You are stupid – Hey can we not talk about religion or atheism on this website? Thanks…this isn't the place for that.
And yet again.... says – reply to this

713

Re: Jacqueline – How about no politics on here?? Or religion for that matter…