Britney's CRAZY Night (Part 6): Spears Becomes British

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Britney adopts a remarkably convincing British accent while making yet another pit stop at a gas station restroom. Hmm, what's going on here? Departing, she jumps into her guardian pap's car and makes a beeline out of there, fueling endless speculation about what could actually be going on between these two.

Posted: Dec 24, 2007 at 2:19 am / Email this »

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SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY says – reply to this

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FUCKIN DIRTY CUNT
Jax says – reply to this

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That crazy bitch…
Kat says – reply to this

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First?
CRiSTi JiME says – reply to this

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Hahahah 1st!
jessica als says – reply to this

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sheeeeet
terra says – reply to this

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first?
KENDRA says – reply to this

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YAY BITCHES #1!!!!!!!!!!
mel says – reply to this

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she needs to get her shit together
RUBEN says – reply to this

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1ST
ricky says – reply to this

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this is dumb
mal says – reply to this

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brit with the british accent…RIDIC!
me says – reply to this

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FIrst!
Laury says – reply to this

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"My feet, my feet!" Those stupid paparazzi are as dumb as she is.
Mommkf says – reply to this

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Hellooo? Ms. Spears, Its time for your holiday breakdown.
Mean Girl says – reply to this

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Weird…I think she LOVES the attention. I used to feel sorry for her, because she seriously can't catch a break with the paps, but if she wanted it to stop, she'd be able to make it. Ugh. Crazy bitch.
I also find it incredibly sad that the Spears' can breed, yet there are millions of women out there who can't get pregnant.
There is no God.
fyfy says – reply to this

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britney has been watching a dose too much of spice girls' videos?? hehe
pat mcgroin says – reply to this

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SHE NEEDS TO GET A PERSCRIPTION FOR 'DETROL LA' , IF SHE CANT HOLD HER PISS SHE NEEDS TO GET THE MEDS!! GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW.. YEAH LIKE SHES PEEING….SNIFF, SNIFF FUCKING DRUGGY..
Kamerakrystal says – reply to this

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that was the worst british accent! An accent isn't going to hide the fact that you are britney!
Relar says – reply to this

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someone saw her profile with hot photos on "RichLoving.com" A joke made by someone? But who cares. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. I think everyone would like to see her.
Lisa says – reply to this

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ok she wants you all to think she has multiple personalities. Problem is, if she really did have that then when they say "britney" she would be confused as to who that is. She would also wonder why they are photographing her. Everytime she wears the stupid pink wig and changes her voice she is trying to make people think she needs help with multiple personality instead of the truth. Which is she is just stupid, who needs attention, and really juvenile. Grow up. Your how old? And with kids. Wow you are so pathetic.
yousuckass says – reply to this

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SHITNEY IS DISGUSTING.. SHE JUST GOES AROUND WITH ANY GUY SHE JUST MET.. AND AS IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH.. WITH AN UGLY DISGUSTING MEN.. SHES A WHOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE! YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO HATE YOU WHEN THEY GET OLDER! THEY ARE GONNA BE ASHAMED OF HAVING A MOTHER LIKE YOU… I WOULD.
ho ho ho says – reply to this

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I FEEL HAPPY SHE LOST CUSTODY OF HER KIDS!! AND PEOPLE DARE TO STILL ASK WHY?????
mystery says – reply to this

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out of her fucking mind. where are those kids?! shes craaaazy. stay home and get your hair done.
nutt says – reply to this

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She's a fucking nutt!!! She needs to get her shit together. Shouldn't she be at home taking care of her fucking kids!? Ohhhh… that's right. She lost custody. Fucking stupid cunt.
Rick Salami says – reply to this

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Now lookie here Britney don't you go givin out no poon-tang for free especaially to them bastard poparod rotskies bitch. Your Kootchie can make us millions so don't be given it out for free bitch. Me and Pam are going to make a cool porn and we'd like you to be in it too. Make a nice couple of million dollars and let everyone see what yah got too. Give me a call at my Malibu digs and we'll talk shop. P.S. I'll even supply the blow.
Rammi says – reply to this

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How is that a convincing British accent?
Kiva says – reply to this

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Remarkably convincing? Overstatement much?
Mexicans Suck says – reply to this

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Once again this proves Mexicans suck.
Amanda says – reply to this

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What a pathetic cry for attention. How many pit stops did she REALLY need to make? Also, the British don't call it the restroom, it's the LOU!
Ashley says – reply to this

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what scares me more about the lack of a good english accent (which i should know) is the fact she lights up a cigeret at a gas station!!??? can anyone say stupid much???
Dani says – reply to this

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wtf!??! how fucking out of her mind is she? ?? can somebody PLEASE grab her by her "hair extensions" and drag her out of LA?!? fucking hell all of this is ridiculous now, i personally dont care if shes actually crazy or if shes doing it for atttention, she needs help either way, so cant somebody just fucking help the screwed up bitch.
By the way, i am english and that is the shittest accent ever, and nobody here even speaks like that haha what a loser, oh and for all the americans out there, theres no such thing as a british accent because that would include the welsh accent and scottish accent too…its an english accent

Fuckin SORT BRITNEY OUT PLEASE!
blow says – reply to this

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Shes an idiot smoking in a gasstaition.
Johnny Lane says – reply to this

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Trash chasing a nasty trashy cunt. $750,000 a month income and she drives around all night eating crap and going to gas station restrooms that the homeless use? She is so far over the edge there are no words to describe her mental condition. Lock her up. This is headed for a very bad end.
McQueen says – reply to this

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Oh yes, Perez, being a Brit myself her accent had me fooled.
What talent that woman owns, I am stunned by the realism in her voice…
trackie says – reply to this

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….why does hse keep going to the bathroom.

i dont get it.
Sam says – reply to this

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Been English theres loads of accents in Britain(4 different countries and loads of different counties),,,It's an okay toff southern English accent.

But not everyone speaks like Dick van dyke or the Queen, I am from Middlesbrough so i speak slightly like a Geordie.
chelsea says – reply to this

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she's practicing her Posh impression. Maybe she's planning on torturing the Brits for a change like her idol Madonna
Liam says – reply to this

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hahaha shes amazing!
LOVE YOU BRIT!x
hilary says – reply to this

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convincing, rly!?
marrah says – reply to this

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Maybe she thinks that she's Amy Winehouse?!!
Jon says – reply to this

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She has fallen to the point of needing to be pitied.

Let's all have a pity-party for Britney. She has LOST IT !!
Olivia, England. says – reply to this

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Whats with the toilet stops?? Seriously, what is she doing in there? Is she incontinent??
smaile says – reply to this

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TRAINWRECK*TRAINWRECK*TRAINWRECK!!!!!!!!!
Andnan is so friggen hot, I would do him so hard. At least she got to hook up with one of them, he looks like he is from New Zealand. Total Maori hottie. I love him. He is getting a piece of his own medicine having to sit in a car surrounded by pap. i was hoping that her sister getting prego would calm her down, but not tonight. Holidays are always stressful for addicts anyway. she is probably spinning hard and will not be able to get right to be with her kids on Christmas. sucks to be using meth during christmas!!!
f says – reply to this

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This guy (Juan Gabriel?) is not the same as Felipe, the guy whose number she got earlier…
Jason says – reply to this

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cant she afford a limo big enough to "powder her nose "on the go???
Pedro says – reply to this

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This shitney thing is getting old, driving around L.A at night just to get attention, she's a crazy pathetic person, but the paps that chase her are even more pathetic and waste of space, who cares about this washed up bitch! Move on and go chase someone that actually matters if that's what you must do, or even better take a night class so maybe you can get a better job than chasing psychotic bitches at 2:00 a.m.
hmm says – reply to this

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First: that's not a remarkably convincing british accent. Second: there is no such thing as a 'british' accent, there are many different regional accents within britain, that accent was the stereotypical posh BBC accent that all americans think we have, we don't, i have a mancunion accent, could not be more different to that one, if you're going to pretend to love britain so much, please learn about the culture first!
Braveheart says – reply to this

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English ain't God. No need to worship them. It's not dignified. Where's your self-esteem? SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! And Merry Christmas to you, P-Nasty!
ELLEamericaSUCKS says – reply to this

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if you think thats a convincing British accent
you obviously haven't been here
Rachiebaby says – reply to this

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I guess the truth finally came out..Britney's schizophrenic!
Brian says – reply to this

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She is hilarious! She is very entertaining and that is what makes her an ENTERTAINER! It doesn't matter how you entertain! She just wants to have fun chill out. She's only 26.
joan r says – reply to this

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Many Britney's fans! But who know she had a blog on www.blackwhitekiss.com, she speak out what happen to her pregnancy. Bad protection!!!
Butterfly says – reply to this

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Britney you're a WHORE!!!!!!!!! Leave the British accent alone and be yourself you WHORE!!!!!!!
joey says – reply to this

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umm, this paparazo that shes with, isn't he the same one that she pulled into the restroom a while back?
susan says – reply to this

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Poor brit! What is wrong with her? Does she not have bathrooms in her house? She is 26 years old and running around like a fruitcake! She's strangely entertaining to watch.. because her behavior is so bizarre
Amused says – reply to this

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She is strangley amusing to watch.. I do feel bad for her, but we all mad her the way she is. Dont you think? I dont think that she is a whore or a cunt. I think that is a little crazy, but again, we made her like she is. Agree, or dis agree?
tiffany says – reply to this

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oh wait?? it's not angelina..it's victoria!
NOT
she truly believes she has the talent of an A-lister.
-sad sad sad
Meg says – reply to this

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Re: Dani – So have you ever said that someone has an American accent, because there are just as many different accents in the US (actually I'm sure there are a lot more)than there are in Great Britain. It's really not that serious and nobody cares, ok?
jenny says – reply to this

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PEREZ that is an appallingly UNCONVINCING 'British' accent, which, as others have poined out, doesn't fucking exist.

And wow that pap clearly thinks that he's now a celebrity. Gross.
phillip brand says – reply to this

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You can tell that guy's a coke head because of his caved in cheek bones. And they are both darting their heads like meerkats.
Anon says – reply to this

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It's not a BRITISH accent. It's English.
EyeshadowCult.com says – reply to this

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This girl is out of control. It really is stupid how she loves to barge into businesses like that with a trail of paparazzis like it's mad fucking normal. She has no respect for anyone and she just plain doesn't care. Sometimes I can't help but think that it's not fair who God gives all this wealth and power to. Instead of good people who want to make a difference, people like her get senseless attention and money. Insane how the world works.
nitnot says – reply to this

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ADNAN..
not a maori name
more likely he's Paki or Indian. esp since he grew up in Britain.
so she didnt hook up with some random guy, she got together with him months ago. he's a pap. he's still sleazy.
Chelsita says – reply to this

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Remarkably convincing British accent? Um…how about no?
elsa says – reply to this

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poor girl. shes being hunted and cant have a normal life.
bagina blister says – reply to this

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STUPID CUNT. All she's doing is acting like a fucking retard, driving around, drawing attention to herself since her sister stole all the attention. What a ridiculous ugly, rank twat.
hayley says – reply to this

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i actually like her british voice. she should use it more often
ashley says – reply to this

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she probably jsut asked that pap to drive around with her so he could see what it is like to have to deal with all of them….look at his face he looks terrified.
steph says – reply to this

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'remarkably convincing?'

that isnt what we sound like… thats a poor imitation.
GOD I HATE BRITNEY. i wish everyone would stop covering stories about her.
Ashley says – reply to this

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Convincing British accent?!?! Oh yeah….that is a really convincing accent! She is a brainless cunt!
Britney Spears says – reply to this

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(PLEASE READ WITH A CRAPPY BRITISH ACCENT.)
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"Dear (*cough*) fans (*cough*),
There is so much that I have to explain to you all. First, I have to apologize for using stupid antics to entertain you all instead of my (*cough*) God given singing talent (*cough*). You see, since I 've been on some (*cough*) prescription (*cough*) drugs, I haven't quite been myself. I know I seem a bit erratic and unstable, but really, I'm fine. My best (*cough*) friend (*cough*) Sam tells me I'm just perfect, as do my many assistants and my very best friends…the paps. I know that some of you are concerened with my appearance. Let me assure you that I know what I am doing in this department. I really do have a sense of (*cough*) fashion (*cough*). I heard it's the hottest thing in Paris to let your saggy boobs hang without a bra. Au naturel, you know? Well, anyway. I'm a little concerned about my skin, but I just have to go with it. I am planning on making a pattern of the big dipper around my mouth with all the zit scars. It'll be the new thing. All my (*cough*) fans (*cough*) will want to do it too, I'm sure! Well, thanks for being true fans!
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(*cough*) Love (*cough*), Brit
mareeuh says – reply to this

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probably the first time she said put thats down
melissa says – reply to this

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It's so obvious she doesn't even want those 2 kids that she had to have soooooooooo badly.
A REAL LIFE ENGLISH PERSON says – reply to this

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i live in surrey, England and it takes me 15 minutes to be in central london. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT BRITISH PEOPLE DO NOT TALK LIKE THIS. WE MIGHT HAVE SOME SHIT ASSED ACCCENTS UP NORTH AND OTHER HELLHOLES BUT BRITS DONT TALK LIKE THIS THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY DOFIJWNONTWRTAM\4.RM
,........ says – reply to this

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I like watching her fat pregnant ass waddle on the Teen Choice awards where Kevin Promoted his craptastic album. And the Dateline Interview where she wore flip flops and chewed gum.
Snannabelle says – reply to this

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If that was my life I would slit my own throat, but damn ain't it fun to watch!
Luke Starritt says – reply to this

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i have always liked britney, but this has to be the most ridiculous thing she has ever done, we all no she is american and she is puttig on a really bad accent, iam english and no one speaks like that.
bloomzy says – reply to this

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What a shit British accent, does she think we all sound like that?
Apparently we're all a mixture of Cockney/Middle Class toff.
My Say says – reply to this

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To all of you silly ignorant fools - PMSL - she is not snorting drugs!!!!
She is putting on lipstick!!!!!

And ever think she likes hotels for the security. Twice she thought her homes had been broken into and the paparazzi would never leave the front of her house. I strongly suspect that this is why she goes to hotels all the time, simply for the added security.

Also I heard she was offered the part for a British woman in a movies.
La dee da says – reply to this

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I heard that bit of info too about the movie!

She could out-class and out-act airhead Jessica Simpson any day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krys says – reply to this

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I remember her using that accent one time she came into a hotel in LA she was trying to convince everyone that she was actually British. She came in and used the spa. She was trying to "steam" the drugs she had just taken out of her system.
Brad Onorato says – reply to this

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Mr. Perez:
You seem to be obsessed with Britney Spears. Grow up and get back to reporting celebrity, real celebrity new on your website.
Jonathan says – reply to this

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It's absolutley disgraceful what the paparazzi are doing to this poor girl. I wouldn't be surprised if she caused any of them some harm

Provoked! Hell, yes!
Jonathan says – reply to this

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Oh, and it is a convincing English accent if you're from America. I mean, that's how all British people speak on their shows… But that's not how we speak, and god have pity on that southern fool who thinks that only people in the south of England speak properly, and that those in the north have "SHIT ASS ACCENTS"

Shit ass? You've been watching too much American Telly!

Gay dear, me dear, no dear!
x says – reply to this

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Totally fucking crazy. I hate that stupid whore.
ur ma says – reply to this

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WHY does she not wear a bra?!?!?!
fanntastic says – reply to this

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OMG these are funny to watch. where did her english accent come from? it's hilarious!!
Britney likes it! says – reply to this

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Although ridiculous, she seems to thrive on this kind of attention.
lindsay says – reply to this

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hahah wat the fuck… absolutely crazy. what happened to her!?!? 10 yrs ago she was my idol.. now shes just… i don't even know. british accent/bipoler/attention-loving/estranged daughter/not even a mother/still like a child/drugs/sleezyness…… what does any of this have to do with britney spears the pop singer! sweet jesus how the downfall of some people can be so drastic!
Paula says – reply to this

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I repeat once again, She is trying to act and look like Amy Winehouse.
Paula says – reply to this

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She sure did pick a cute pap guy, but it seems he is sick of her now. It's sad that she is wishing she was Amy Winehouse, but she must understand that Amy is beautiful in a nonconventional way. And she ( Britney) is ugly and look more like a GOAT. Plus Amy is extreamly talented.
Suzanna says – reply to this

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Wait.. what the fuck?
LEAVE*BRIT*ALONE says – reply to this

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I cannot believe how this poor 26 year old must feel…If it was YOU and the paps chased you all night how would you feel?? I know she puts herself out there and she is a CELEBRITY but why do they chase her all over town??Do these pictures really command that much money for these paps??…
Maybe she has nothing to do at home..her kids are gone, her family is gone…SHE HAS NOONE…It's a shame…they should JUST leave her alone..she's human like you and me and can do whatever she wants she's an ADULT!!!! ENOUGH PEREZ…pick on someone else for a while….
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!
Britboi says – reply to this

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British? She wishes!! thats the worst British accent ive heard!!
ricky-lee (uk) says – reply to this

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love the british accent reli posh love you britney. the smirk on her face she givin the paps the run around
Flaxseed says – reply to this

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There is no such thing as a "british" accent, because English, Scottish, Welsh and N. Irish sound completely different, so i'm gonna assume that shitforbrains Perez meant that Britney had a convincing ENGLISH accent.

Let me make it clear that Britneys English accent is the biggest pile of shite i've ever heard, no one in England speaks like that, except in shitty American made tv programmes and films. She's been watching too much Mary Poppins or something….

Idiot!
audrey says – reply to this

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This is so sad! The paparazzi are out of their minds, and a person should not be subjected to this level of harassment, ever. It's so demeaning.
Enough with the Britney bashing and scrutinizing. Don't people have things better to do with their lives than gossip about Britney nonstop?
Please make your lives have more meaning and move on to topics of conversation that have more substance.
Don't focus so much on things that are so petty.
Erin says – reply to this

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… she is SUCH an attention whore…
Crazy town's idiot says – reply to this

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Okay, that fake accent did it for me. She is certifiable. What a flippin' lunatic!
tracy torre says – reply to this

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..she sucks at british accents..plus she is speaking in a northern england accent …haha