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"Woman stabs husband over Xmas present"

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An American woman has stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife in an argument that started when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early.

Misty Johnson, 34, of Rock Springs, Wyoming was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanour domestic battery.

Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance in which she requested a court-appointed lawyer, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $US7,500 ($A8,760).

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called police to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage licence in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Police Detective David Thompson said he did not know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

Posted: Dec 24, 2007 at 8:34 pm / Email this »

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sarah says – reply to this

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OMG SHE STABBED HIM
THATS CRAZY
1st????
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
villefranche says – reply to this

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first merry xmas perez i love you
hh says – reply to this

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what a crazy bitch
Amanda says – reply to this

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Hey
Anukk says – reply to this

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xD
Mia says – reply to this

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Ungrateful bitch!
22u says – reply to this

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craaaaaaaaaazy
Junaid says – reply to this

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Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst
loverbee says – reply to this

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first
BamBam says – reply to this

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sounds like something my mom would do… FIRST!
Casi says – reply to this

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Damn, I thought it was that actress Kathleen Turner. LOL This bitch looks way older than 34.
blanky! says – reply to this

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That's freakin crazy.
tyty says – reply to this

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psycho….first
Mean Girls Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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GO BITCH GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mary says – reply to this

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second :]
Rick says – reply to this

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Merry Christmas Bitch!!
mecheº says – reply to this

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FIRST.. haha crazy woman
jess says – reply to this

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hahaha crazy bitch.
ho ho ho says – reply to this

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wow!
lisa says – reply to this

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what a crazy bitch.
blanky! says – reply to this

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First??
maryam says – reply to this

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good for her, fight the power.
marrah says – reply to this

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…the world is FULL of CRAZY people! Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
xandri says – reply to this

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what a douche!!! feliz navidad from nyc!!
PAM says – reply to this

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Nobody cares to comment on this dumb story??
dollyp says – reply to this

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oh god, because its worth paying 7500 over a present…
me says – reply to this

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sheesh
Sw33tStar21 says – reply to this

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FIRST!
la guerita says – reply to this

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whhhuuttt
V says – reply to this

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I would have done the same thing. Go on honey!!!!
dsadas says – reply to this

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sdada
FIRST
ashie says – reply to this

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Crazyyyyy b*tch! lol
emmy says – reply to this

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Re: Casi – The lady in the pic is NOT the same lady who stabbed her husband
Jalene says – reply to this

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wow, shes a winner
janna says – reply to this

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57?
DUH! says – reply to this

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Learn how to spell 'Licence' LICENSE!
What a dumb asses!
Marc Himself says – reply to this

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Only in America!
ashley says – reply to this

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nice…except yahoo beat you by about 24 hours.
Janice D*c*i*s*n says – reply to this

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woo twenty-eigth! aww man that woman is mad
Carla says – reply to this

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I hope he gets a restraining order.
treasure says – reply to this

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stupid crazy bitch
Carla says – reply to this

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Re: Casi –

Wow. You are a moron.
jailen says – reply to this

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#57?
johnny says – reply to this

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thats why im gay.. no crazy bitches
PEREZ V.I.P. HERE says – reply to this

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Re: Mean Girls Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – you can always tell the new people to Perez because they all post "first" and "FIRST BITCHES" not realizing that they are really #31 or some shit like that. PEREZ GIVES HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS THE FIRST TEN COMMENTS BECAUSE HE SENDS THE STUFF HE IS GOING TO PUT UP TO THEM FIRST. THERE ARE ABOUT 1,000 V.I.P. PEOPLE THAT GET TO SEE THE ARTICLES ABOUT 15 MIN. BEFORE THE REGULAR PUBLIC DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jody says – reply to this

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Merry XMAS Perez and a Happy NeW YeAr!!!
evski says – reply to this

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merry xmasd bitches! I belive in the wonder.. like a god that inm under..theres a spell i am under…the world is mine-best song ever!
Trey says – reply to this

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Kathleen Turner stabbed her husband?
nadz says – reply to this

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wtf i cant believe some people are saying the woman did the right thing, wtf is wrong with you people, u guys are full of shit , as if its excusable to stab someone , you guys are disgusting and disturbed
mellz says – reply to this

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what a crazy bitch!
Rachel says – reply to this

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I bet he totally deserved it. Misty is a stripper name though, so these folks were high class for sure.
joe says – reply to this

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any parent who names their son "Fay" is asking for trouble
busybee says – reply to this

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I love that they just got married in september
Natali says – reply to this

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to that guy who claims to be a Perez VIP: I bet that makes you feel special! In fact, that's probably the only reason you have to wake up in the morning. OMG, I'm so jealous because look what being a VIP gets you. comment #52! Yeah, I can't get that as a "regular person". LOL, you're quite the loser!
Aimee says – reply to this

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Haha, love the movie the picture's from.

Merry Christmas! Great article… people can be ridiculous!
rando says – reply to this

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Re: DUH! – no you are the dumb one…the correct english spelling is licence. License is the adulterated spelling by Americans…but then what do you expect???
katie *** says – reply to this

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ahhh musta been a good prezzie
x
Lolit@_HonDuraS says – reply to this

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LOL!! I can't believe she did this!! Can't everyone just get along for at least one day, Christmas day??! geez..
7:07pm
martha says – reply to this

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that is one crazy bitch….
i would hate to be one of her children! haha no peaking or mommy is going to stab you…yeahhh anyways
korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this

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lol when mom says stay away from the tree, dont get cut///
THATS MY MOM.. says – reply to this

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TAKE THIS DOWN PEREZ THATS MY MOM
jacko says – reply to this

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redneck christmas
olives says – reply to this

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Sounds like Misty needs to switch to decaf!
Dovey says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHA that is fucking SAD. How pathetic can people seriously be?
ash says – reply to this

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its Christmas.
Dee says – reply to this

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Sounds like something Britney would do!!!!!
FART!!!!! says – reply to this

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73rd….oh, I am ? Hellz yeah toots !!!
YOUI says – reply to this

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crazy…
but, MERRY CHRISTMAS
hailee says – reply to this

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Re: THATS MY MOM.. – hahahahaaa.
Allison Wonderland says – reply to this

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ha! crazy fucking bitches would be called misty.
corn says – reply to this

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the bastard. He opened his blow up Jessica Simpson doll early.
girl says – reply to this

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Is it REALLY necessary to shout *FIRST!* ?
Some of you are worse than my pre-schoolers getting in line for snacks.
Briana. says – reply to this

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Misty.
Ha, how ghetto.
ggirlNYC says – reply to this

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Yeah, you just know her name had to be either Misty, Starr, Amber, Britney, Brandy, or Tiffnee. Could have only been funnier if the dads name was Rufus, Cletus, Brandon, Justin, Kevin, or Billy Ray.
Gwenagain says – reply to this

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I was going to joke that it sounds like xmas at the Spear's house… but there are no dads around there. OUCH!!!!
carrie says – reply to this

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OMG I live in Rock Springs, Wyoming and this is the first I have heard of this!! There is always some crazy shit going on here!
valleygirl62122 says – reply to this

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OMG, Casi I thought the same fucken thing. I thought that the picture was a promo shot from Serial Mom!

To all the posters out there, have yourselves a Merry Friggin Christmas. Remember, no matter how sucky your gift is….please DO NOT stab the giver.
valleygirl62122 says – reply to this

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Casi, I guess you and I are supposedly morons because we thought the picture of Kathleen Turner was the accused. Who knew? We were set up.
Miranda says – reply to this

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Merry freaken X-Mas to him!!
WOW says – reply to this

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Well, that marriage if off to a great start…..lol
KAIT ODIZZ says – reply to this

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Go on, girl. That motherfucker probably deserved it.
Eura says – reply to this

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OMG my Mum so just grounded me for looking at my presents.
amy says – reply to this

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She needs to have a Christmas drink, and calm down! Love you!!!!
Sandra says – reply to this

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I live in RS and if any of you people saw what a wasteland this part of the country is you would understand. I am surprised Misty thought it was a woman her husband was cheating with, sheep are more competition for secret lovers than most of the meth addict whores strolling around town here. It's either bears eating kids, Mormons marrying teenage cousins or boyscouts losing kids in the mountains around here, and now we can add wifes stabbing husbands over Christmas gifts to the list. I hear she was just a couple of inches from his heart…
Katsu says – reply to this

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Tis the season for fighting
von koffin says – reply to this

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nice pic of Serial Mom !

merry christmasssss
dee says – reply to this

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Re: martha – peeking
dee says – reply to this

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Re: valleygirl62122 – that IS Kathleen Turner…does that look like a Misty Johnson to you…hell, does that look like a 34 year old woman???
Kitcar says – reply to this

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Hello Afton…there in Green River WY… Do you know her? Do tell.
uh*man*duh says – reply to this

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thats a crazy bitch! what has the world gone to these days?!
KayHayyy says – reply to this

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Wut a dumb bitch naaah seriously she's stupid BUT he had no reason to open the present early lol

Nd i luv perez hilton
Courtney says – reply to this

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what is happening to america?
shelton says – reply to this

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hey slick happyeaster FRIST ……