In Jail and In Heaven!

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Michelle Rodriguez checked in to jail on Sunday.

The lesbolicious actress has been sentenced to 180 days for probation violation.

Rodriguez, convicted of multiple DUIs, pissed off a judge after lying about her community service.

She'll do well in jail.

Pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

    Posted: Dec 24, 2007 at 2:08 am / Email this  »

    59 comments to “In Jail and In Heaven!”

    1. poo says – reply to this


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      omggg FINALLY
      10th?

    2. poo says – reply to this


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      YAYY

    3. jesse says – reply to this


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      OMG perez you were shopping forever!!!!!!!!!!! glad u r back

    4. yard says – reply to this


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      top 10?

    5. Bevvie says – reply to this


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      she's purdy

    6. PUTA says – reply to this


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      Firsst

      I smelll LEZZBOT

    7. shyanne says – reply to this


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      alright.

    8. penelope says – reply to this


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      LOVEZ IT~~ I LOVE MAZ

    9. Meeeeee says – reply to this


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      She's cute!

    10. chritti says – reply to this


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      MMM hundreds of women she will love it there lol MERRY XMAS!

    11. victoria says – reply to this


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      she should have checked in to where nicole and lindsey checked into jail. she would have only got an hour and a half due to "overcrowding"

    12. victoria says – reply to this


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      she should have checked in to where nicole and lindsey checked into jail. she would have only got an hour and a half due to "overcrowding"

    13. f says – reply to this


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      hahaha, oh perez! missed your posts today.

    14. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      THIS BITCH IS SO NASTY AND FUCKIN UGLY. SHE'S NOT EVEN REALLY FAMOUS

    15. Laura says – reply to this


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      what a ho bag-a-licious

    16. blah says – reply to this


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      thats it!! c'mon now

    17. kendra says – reply to this


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      whoo 10th, yea bitch!
      MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF SANTA'S HOE'S
      AND TO YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!

      HO HO HO!!!!!

    18. Relar says – reply to this


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      Beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site "RichLoving.com" you know it is a site for rich men to seek sexy girls.. what a slur!

    19. sickofu says – reply to this


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      for fucks sake she's not gay you fuckin dumbass. get a clue!!

    20. Micky says – reply to this


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      dude thats hot. hottest mug shot award goes to bi bad grrl Michelle Rodriguez. nice!!!!

    21. cmc says – reply to this


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      which LA county jail is she in??

    22. tash says – reply to this


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      OMG, shes gonna be taking all the bitches cookies in there… I can so see her being the head bitch.

    23. diablofeminina weho says – reply to this


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      She is one hot bad-ass!

    24. Princess Bender says – reply to this


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      See…she did it all wrong. If she had some coke in her
      pocket-everytime-she-got-arrested-like Lindsey, she might've only did a few minutes too.

    25. Mike says – reply to this


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      Perez, why do you keep calling Michelle a lesbo, when she's bi? I used to fuck her on a regular basis.

    26. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


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      PurT face

    27. pedrohilton says – reply to this


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      personally i think she is sort of pretty. id do her.

    28. MoanaLisa says – reply to this


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      She is yummy..I wouldn't wanna go to jail but if she was licking my snatch i'd have a Merry Christmas! and yes she is so lezzy almost as much as Lizzy the Lezzy..she is such a "muff munch"

    29. LULI says – reply to this


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      That chick has bigger balls than most of my testosteroni guy friends.

    30. Wappy.ws says – reply to this


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      Pobre Michelle, le ha tocado vivir una vida muy complicada!

      Tendrá que recapacitar!

    31. She'll get out early says – reply to this


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      At least she'll be comfortable while she's locked up in da pen. I think her sentence is harsh B/C she is a celebrity.

    32. sean B good says – reply to this


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      Re: Mike – u are so full of shit, even still, do tell! hahahahah

    33. God Bless America!! says – reply to this


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      Good! I'm glad this big nose spic is finally in jail where she belongs and after she serves her time deport her and all of her poor, illegal criminal relatives back to the hell hole country they came from!!!

    34. ALLURE says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A SPIC WHO CARES???? JAIL IS LIKE A SECOND HOME FOR THEM.

    35. Erin says – reply to this


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      You know, I just flat don't fucking like that bitch. She's not cute. She looks like she was supposed to be pretty hot, but then something about her face totally ruined it.

    36. Jessica Alba says – reply to this


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      Another jailbird latina!!!! A dime a dozen.

    37. Santa says – reply to this


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      Now she can be with all of her relatives who are already in prison for various crimes. One big, criminal hispanic family serving out their time together!! Merry Xmas!!

    38. Mrs. Claus says – reply to this


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      Santa always delivers presents to the Rodriguez family in jail, never to a normal address!

    39. peepee says – reply to this


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      You guys always talk about the Spears sisters, but at least they don't go to prison.

    40. Chrissy says – reply to this


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      It's about time.

    41. The Warden says – reply to this


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      Great, throw this spic drunk in the pokey for life!!!!

    42. smiff says – reply to this


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      being locked in a room with hundreds of women..isn't that Michelle's dream

    43. minouche says – reply to this


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      i want to go to jail please!
      michelle do you need another fish?

    44. Lucy says – reply to this


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      180 days? Poor woman! Merry Christmas in jail!

    45. File in a Cake says – reply to this


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      Some people just have to do things the hard way. What was so hard about a little community service? No time between all the photos of partying at clubs? Ya gotta cross your basic t's and dot your i's. Now she'll be working the prison laundry or peeling thousands of potatoes with no photo ops like community service might have afforded.

    46. Mark says – reply to this


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      MILFy for sure. I'd eat that all day long!

    47. Carrie says – reply to this


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      This shot of her is actually really good - best I've seen her look, EVER.

    48. anonymous says – reply to this


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      Americans should all stop being so fucking racist. Some of these comments are truly sickening. If you don't support "spics" then don't look at this website. Look who the creator is you fucking morons!

    49. TTYF says – reply to this


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      Someday the truth about this whole situation will come out, and when it does most of the world is going to feel pretty fucking stupid about calling her a liar and a loser. She completed her comm. serv. and she did not drink while on probation. Whether you believe it or not it's the truth. It's just unfortunate she couldn't prove her innocence and that forced her to plead guilty to avoid a longer sentence. Hopefully she'll get out soon and go on to make awesome flicks and do some good for the world. Whether or not she does is her business. If you all are sick of celebs fucking up, then why are you here reading about them? Find something better to do, like getting a hobby that doesn't include judging people you don't know.

      …and Mario, how about you learn to stop judging people as well if you can't at least do so accurately? She's not gay. Just b/c she could probably kick your ass (but wouldn't b/c she is far too nice to do that) and you are affraid of her (so much so you didn't approach her the night you saw her) doesn't make her a big "scary lesbian" like you try to portray her as. She is who she is. Deal with it. Just report on the event and leave your false and constantly hugely inaccurate commentary at the door. Thnx.

    50. Hyprocrite says – reply to this


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      For someone who is as gay as it gets, you sure do pick on this girl for being whatever she is. How about a little tolerance, either way? New York could really run you over in a show of her own — you're trying to get New York's viewers — right, good luck with that.

    51. spot48 says – reply to this


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      Mayte Rodriguez Inmate # 1107251
      Century Regional Detention Facility
      110705 Alameda Street
      Lynwood California 90262

      Her booking page shows a release date of 12 April 2008 so it looks like she got 90 days off for good behavior. After she has served 10 percent of her sentence she could be released for overcrowding. Lets all pray tht happens.

      She deserved to be punished but her sentence with all the added restrictions was harsh and unfair.

    52. PooCMuncher says – reply to this


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      Damn shes hot. Id love to run my tongue up and down that body of hers. mmm….

    53. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      I would love to be locked in a cell with her. She could do whatever she wanted to me

    54. Jamie-Lee says – reply to this


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      God you're kidding me. I live in NZ, working in a bar, and I saw her come in about.. a week and a half ago. She didn't really drink at all or anything, stuck to sparkling mineral water. So am pretty surprised to hear about this!

    55. Sasja says – reply to this


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      She's hot I don't care if she's gay or not..stop hating.

    56. Sasja says – reply to this


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      Re: Vanessa
      exactly…very hot.love a night or two with her.

    57. zoe says – reply to this


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      i still think shes a sexy mofo

    58. todd says – reply to this


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      I bet Otep Shamaya goes to visit Michelle very very soon!!! she lubs her!

    59. Elvis says – reply to this


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      pretty cute..think she is Lezzy, not so sure.