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No, not Madonna!
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No, not Madonna!
Click here for Queen Elizabeth's Christmas Day speech.
She's embracing technology!
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First! Who is she?
the british can all suck my cock
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First?
First?
Perez, I can't believe you're working today! It's Christmas! Go relax and chill with your family, we can wait one day for the celeb gossip!
Queen is a bitch.
Off with her head!!!
Re: wtf – have some fucking respect
hi!
I LOVE PEREZ
first
Can you have some respect please. She is our monarch and she is also a wonderful old lady and your showing yourself up to have the class of overfilled ashtray. You a relative of Britneys by any chance?
Fuck off "wtf".. you fucking ignorant yank, us english would beat the crap out of you, doubt you've ever set foot over here so dont talk shit,
God save the QUEEEEN!!!!
I've been watching the Queen's Christmas Message since I was a tot and although they can seem out of touch, they have always been a comfort. Please don't bash my Queens.
Damn Perez I thought you were talking about Madonna…
The queen is elegant and speaks so eloquently but I guess that's what makes her the queen!
The only constant in the past 50 years has been her hair style!
God save the Queen…….
Aren't they breaking some kind of fire code for the number of tools allowed in one room?
The Queen is AMAZING. I respect her TREMENDOUSLY
seemed to have a limited production budget, or was that part of the message-to recycle? talk amongst yourselves
I love her English. A touch of class among the trash that bombard us in the media.
I was watching this…but i don't remember much of it lol :-S
Why does anyone care if thier first on the stupid list……anyway Madonna will surpass the Queen
Bless her, The Queen is such a great person its wrong that she is on this site where people don't have any respect. God save OUR Queen!
how dare any of you scumbags insult our Queen? have some fucking respect.
Re: NickyNokeyNoooo –
HaHaHa wonderful old lady, come on the hore killed princess Diana coz she was pregnant with a muslim child,, get a grip man, she isnt anything els that a spoiled old bitch living of other peoples money..
Re: Lara – princess Diana was a crazy woman who very nearly destroyed the monarchy, noone in the uk gives a shit about her, the queen is our monarch, diana just married into the family and wasn't a royal.
The ironic part of all this is that I would guess that most Americans, myself included, think more of England's Royals than we do our own First Family. Now the Bush/Cheney clans…..THAT is some SERIOUS toolage!
Re: NickyNokeyNoooo –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wonderful old lady, ya right ,, the hore killed princess Diana coz she was pregnant with a muslim child, shes a poiled bitch who spent other peoples money!!!!
but okay Bless the murderer
Embracing technology? Sheeez! at the expense of the taxpayers!
END THE MONARCHY!!!!!
You teabaggers pay for all their dumbshit activities and then pay that bottom
feeder rupert murdoch to read all about it while your page 3 girls keep give you
a temporary diversion from the horrible reality that your country is!
Send more Led Zeppelin, take back your bloody spice girls!!!!
Re: UKer –
a crazy woman Hahaha ya right the women did much greater things that any one of those other royal people have ever done, royal people are nothing but a bunch of spoiled people who gets everything they want coz they are born into it.. Diana is the only one of those who have been in the royal system that deserved the money she got..
bless the murderer Queen
to all you yanks dissing our queen - FUCK YOU
Re: Lara – stfu you stupid fucking yank,as ever americans love to speak about stuff they know fuck all about.
Re: UKer –
bitch im not american so shut the fuck up yourself.
and get a life while your ad it….
Bless the Murderer queen
I'd do her!
Fuck this bitch!!
People may be lonely but noone is "unloved" like this hag says…stupid bitch…God loves everyone, we dont need this old bag parasite queen lecturing us on christmas..fuckn old hag..
To the ignorant person(s) writing such venomous crap about an old woman whom means a lot to her subjects in the Commonwealth: "Bah! Humbug!"
This Canuck think she's great.
the queen doesnt live off the country! her family puts more in than it takes out, do your research.
also, dianas driver was off his face and speeding, doesnt take a genius to figure out it was an accident does it.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
There's only room for one queen on this island and that's ME.
The Queen of England is a human being just like the rest of us mere mortals. She is no more special than my next door neighbor. She, and the rest of the idol aristocrats, live on income pooled from taxes of the working class. If she wants my respect, she will have to work a little harder for it. BTW, I'm British and I have more English blood in my veins that all of the royals put together.
LOL, we're so used to hear or read "madonna" aka her Madjesty, that for a minute i actually thought it was something about madonna, until i read "no, not madonna", im pretty sure this happened to someone else also.. funny.
not bad…but i can't believe i watched the whole thing….god save the queen.
I'm American, and I think that the Queen seems like a nice lady. Talking trash about her is kind of ignorant. Under the watchful (and sometimes critical) eyes of just about everybody on the face of the earth since she was born, she's devoted most of her life to her job and her country. How many people can say they've devoted the majority of their life to a career they didn't even get to choose? Very few. God save the Queen!
Re: slammer –
But yes, every year the Sovereign of the UK agrees to surrender the Crown Lands to the State in return for the Government providing the upkeep of the Monarchy. The income of the Crown Lands is about £180m and the Monarchy costs no more than £50m a year. The Queen also owns two working estates that provide her with a private income.
If she were to refuse, which she very well could, the Government would be at a loss of millions.
Re: alicia –
You're conveniently forgetting that she didn't start paying taxes until
1992. Wasn't this when she couldn't rebuild her burnt out castle without
government help (tax monies)?
What a nice shout out to the troops. Thank you Perez for sharing that. Cool to see how technology has progressed and yes, I know Queen Elizabeth II is the longest lived British Monarch. Merry Christmas. Long live the Queen.
God save the Queen. What would you fucking republicans do without the British Monarchy and all the money it brings in? You'd be poorer than before, no doubt. How dare you trash an old lady like that! Do you trashtalk your grandmother in the same way?
This bitch needs a good beating.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
She is our queen who rules over the my space
Re: slammer – have some respect!
we english have nothing against you americans. Besides; maybe if you look at the news. Englands a lot safer place to live.
Your country is run by George Bush
End of discussion.
The royal family are parasites…they serve absolutely no function except living off the tax payers of England..nobody in the world gives a shit about them…they do nothing to improve the image of England..they just remind everyone of the greed and vulgarity of this class of parasites who have been feeding off others for centuries..Thank you for posting this hag's comments, perez!! Merry Christmas and happy new year to you, dear!!
Re: slammer –
Yes, at least she started paying them, nobody had asked her to! Surely you just pointed out a flaw in your own arguement, she payed taxes when she needed money back? At least she wasnt just taking. And actually, she also started opening Buckingham Palace to visitors to fund the restoration at Windsor.
In the not too distant future the BritishMonarchy will be a memory.The Queens Christmas speech will be replaced by a Lady Victoria Beckham T.V. Special.
The futures bright…the futures Orange.
God fucked the Queen in her pink asshole. Die British WANKERS!!!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING WANKERS! YANKS!
Re: alicia –
No, the flaw is in your answers: "But, yes", there you concede.
"If she were to refuse.." you acknowledge as i originally pointed out the ugly
reality that england is somehow held hostage for a few million by the queen.
Where's the flaw? It's a fact, she'd been living tax-free for years! That constitutes living off the taxpayers. She should have let the taxpayers see her palace for free since they paid for it in the first place!
Re: fye –
Respect? I'll have some when the monarchy stops treating her citizens like
insects! You don't get it do you?
england safe? Where was the first major outbreak of Mad Cow disease?
england! Hoof and Mouth disease? england!
Yeah, englands safe enough you
you motherfucking fat yankee bastards, fuck you and dont bash our Queen
look at your own monkey head of state before you diss ours, thank you. At least she can speaks perfect English as well as various other languages quite fluently.
Bush can't even manage English properly
you motherfucking fat yankee bastards, fuck you and dont bash our Queen
look at your own monkey head of state before you diss ours, thank you. At least she can speak perfect English as well as various other languages quite fluently.
Bush can't even manage English properly
Re: Jared –
Nice one, you fuckface yank.
Martha - You sound hot. I'd love to sit on your face!!!
The British royals aren't even British, they're GERMANS. That's why they hate the JEWS.
I would like to ask the British posters why you guys hate us Americans and don't give me this George Bush shit, we are NOT him. Oh, and can we switch with you and Send you Britney Spears in Exchange for Amy Winehouse?
Re: An American wants to know –
I think you only need to have a look at the comments your fellow yanks have left regarding our Monarchy for one of the reasons why we dislike you! Mainly it's because you're loud, spineless, brash, have no sense of humour and talk absolute fucking rubbish (to name a few).
Re: Monarchy is anti-semetic –
Do your research you ignorant cunt. Go and shove another burger down your throat.
RE: An American wants to know….english people dont hate americans, we just sometimes dont like how some of you are so ignorant and blind about the world around you, just because your a big country doesnt mean your the no1 priority. We especially hate it when u bash us for no reason, when most of you have probably never been here, or set foot in england. Or even left the US for that matter. The queen and our royal family has been around for 1000's of years and our empire stretched the world, which is a pretty amazin accomplishment seeing as england is a tiny place. We invented the english language too, so i dont see why americans hate on us, when YOU guys yourself speak ENGLISH.
Dont get me wrong england isnt all prim and proper like you all think it is, and we dont speak like the queen and we dont live in manor houses. Its pretty normal, i like going to america and i have met some really cool americans, its just some of you are so stupid and annoyin. God save the queen!!!!!!!
Yanks are also very fat. I visited the States a last year and it looks like the entire country needs to go on a fucking diet. IT was wall to wall blobs.
We actually played the 'spot the thin person' game cos they are so scarce
So, what did she say? First time I saw Prince Harry everything else was a blur - LOL. Season's Greetings, everyone
fUCK HER! sHE KILLED PRINCESS DIANA.
She can rule over the turd I just left in the crapper.
I LOVE this woman shes a goddesss. I'd give ANYTHING to be apart of the royal family! AMAZING!
Re: slammer –
You sound like some anti brit muslim extremist cunt currently festering their vile opinions and ruining what was great about Britain. If you don't like the UK then fuck off.
By the way, she was wishing you a happy christmas. But then you're probably too vile and bad mannered to notice that.
A mother, wife, grandmother, queen and leader. She is a wonderful woman born into her job which she has done relentlessly through difficult times: war, terrorist attacks, recession, strikes and all with the constant worry of her family being a target for kidnap or assassination.
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Look at the people we read about on this website day in and day out. How they love to live out their lives in the public eye; the Jolie-Pitts, Spears, Lohans and Beckhams. The Queen has a family just like any other across the world and has had to endure her entire life being lived in the spotlight: marriages, breakups, divorce, celebrating births and mourning deaths all with great dignity. She's not out there getting photo opportunities, seeking pity or making comment. She hides any personal problems whilst continuing fulfill and carry out her stately obligations which she will do until her dying day. There will be no such thing as retirement for her nor would she ever abdicate and run away from her duties like Edward did with Mrs Simpson and flee to a life in Paris.
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My 85 year old grandmother stood for three hours waiting to meet her at Stowe a couple of weeks ago. When she did eventually get to see her it made her year as it would with anyone else reading these pages. Sure, you pretend you don't like her but I bet you would be humbled to meet her if given the opportunity.
Re: Ange – A mother? That's a joke. What a cold bitch. Her children were raised by governesses and household staff. I can't stand this Kraut Kunt.
What a stupid tit that woman is. She should be ashamed to show her face in public, much less plaster herself all over the Internets. Too bad the Brits allow the monarchy to perpetuate itself. What a waste of time, it's only purpose is to make people feel even less important than they are. Who does the British monarchy think they are? Boot them out and spend the cash on something worthwhile.
No American has the right to criticize our head of state. "Greatest nation in the world" and they elect George Bush. The queen has done this job for over 50 years and never slipped up once, george bush has done it only 8 and had more fuck ups than the queens had days on the throne.
why bother - talk about compassion while counting your money - the french had the right idea….
How I pity all the idiots who are saying that the Queen killed Diana, they are obviously under educated morons, who believe everything they read in the press. Princess Di WAS NOT MURDERED, she died because of an ACCIDENT, deal with it and move on. Also, it costs each British taxpayer just 62p per year to fund the Royal Family, and I'd much rather my 62p go towards our wonderful Queen then I would some idiotic president like George Bush!
Re: butternutsquash – You're the one that believes everything in the press if you don't think Di was murdered–although you are correct with the idiot referral. So you win some you lose some. Just like Princess Diana lost her life because of an affair with an Egyptian. Which brings me to this–once again, if you think Harry is Prince Charles's kid you're the sucker for believing the press and denying the spitting image the little carrot-topped bastard is of the red-headed officer. Let me know if there's anything else I can clear up for you, dear.
^^^^^Diana met James Hewitt when Harry was two
Queen Victoria was killed when the rope holding the horse that was being lowered onto her broke. Must be hereditary. At last Diana found some outside redhead to improve the bloodline a bit.
Re: samantha – Finally a voice of reason–other than my own, of course.
She was so beautiful 50 years ago, and dare I say ..she still has a pretty face.
Re: sarah – Her face looks like a cat's ass with brillo pad hair on top.
Re: You twat faced muslim-loving-labour-voting-cunt: –
and you sound like a drunken ignornant on the dole british soccer fan!!
Wishing me a merry christmas? Naww she's only trying to latch onto
something she heard about from an idiot whispering in her ear…
"technology, your highness, it's the only way you to keep in the minds of
the ignorant masses". obviously you fell for it.
i hate the queen and i am from england lol
Bush is an idiot—no doubt—but you can't compare a president to a figurehead. The Queen doesn‘t have any real power. If you want to make a fair comparison, compare Bush to your Prime Minister.
Re: Ange –
That proves my point…you Brits are all a bunch of loser idiots…No wonder you've lost all your territories…assholes, have been sticking it up everybody's ass for centuries, including Africa, India, Iran, the Arab world, Canada, Australia, and even America..everybody..It is nice to see you scum finally being one of the losers of the world..
Re: Yabbi –
i agree with you Yabbi, one hundred percent…
Re: slammer –
Militant guardian reading leftie. WTF are you doing on these pages? Not v. high brow…..
god save the queen
yada#58 unfortunately you are probably correct, no wonder England is in
such a state.
Re: karl –
Luckily not as much as America though.
Such hostility. Just going over some of the comments made about the Queen makes me sick to be American. I'll admit, I don't know much about the monarchy, but they deserve to be respected! I thought her Christmas message was touching and needed. To me, she's a symbol of a kind of grace that has been lost in this world. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of rude bastards….most of you all prove their point.
I LOVE the QUEEN!! Thank God she is still around. People in the UK should be grateful they have such a great Monarchy (and take example even of the scandalous!)