Thank You, Santa!
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
Forget hot cider and a fireplace. Nothing warms our heart like these two!
Brittany Murphy and her too hot for words husband with a shady past, Simon Monjack, engage in a little Christmas shopping and mind control in LA.
Wonder what he got her for Christmas?
Provigil, Vicodin, Valium, Methodone and more!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Posted: December 25, 2007 at 3:41 pm
a stripper pole and some vicodin
a stripper pole and some vicodin
HES SOOO GROSS
first?
cute..
hmmm….
gotta be FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
yick
i feel bad for her, shes hot and hes a loser…poor brittany.
Firstttttttttttttttt!
How old is he? FIRST
MEOW
cute couple
Dammn if my hubby could get me shit like that for christmas Id be the happiest wife ever…
ohh wait…I he can HAHAHA
ew
eeewww! who is that ugly…thing…?
GROSSS… what a ugo
THATS NOT HER HUSBAND?? RIGHT?? WAIT WHAT????????? HES SICK
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GENE SIMMONS FOR A SECOND..
why brittany, why??????? I know love can be blind, but still! She'll need those drugs just to get through being married to him.
yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.
yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.
These two sure are an eternal paradox. Why? How? And… Did I mention WHY?!
He looks like Gene Simmons-on crack! Gross!!!
She seriously needs to ditch this guy; he makes her look lowlife.
He's so fat and ugly. She 's rich. She could have done better than him.
THAT'S her husband…what is he….blackmailing her.
HAIR PLUGS!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do NOT tell me that that fat ugly old pig next to her is her HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!
………..is he??!?!?!
CUZ THATS SICK AND GROSS AND IM GONNA GO PUKE NOW!!!!!!!!!1
i mean…brittney murphy isnt that gorgeous, but she's not disfiguringly ugly either.
OMG!! BRITNAY!!!!!!!!! GET A NEW HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on, brittnay, you're a semi-celeb..you can do MUCH better than that.
Ewwww.. You've gotta be kidding me? He's gross!
She likes him for some reason. Maybe he's really nice to her and makes her laugh. Who knows.
I thought that was Gene Simmons at first.
EWWWW FUCKIN GROSS!!
Why are females such nasty skanky whores who always screw old ugly sweaty creepy gross perverts?
WHAT A DIRTY SLUT BRITTANY IS.
this shows no matter how fat ugly and gross you are you can always get a younger dumb bitch. lol?
No joke, I thought that was Gene Simmons
wtf. how did she go from dating eminem & ashton kutcher to this pile of fug?
SHIT!! For a couple of moments there i was sure i was looking at GENE SIMMONS.
Wait… what??? Her husband?? NO WAY!!!! I think i just threw up a little in my mouth. I know it's supposedly the inner beauty that matters but HELLO???? Can anyone see any potential for that?? What can they possibly have in common? I guess she's another example of a girl who blossomed late, she still thinks she's not that hot and can't do any better… He's prolly blackmailing her to stay with him… SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!
Why is she shoe-shopping with Gene Simmons?LOL
Is her husband a love child of Gene Simmons and one of his millions of "conquests"? He sure looks alot like him.
That guy is SO GROSS! What the HELL, Brittany?? You can do way better.
wasn't this the girl that once dated ashton kutcher? im sorry but GROSS. britt, you can do sooo much better. ew ew ew.
Husband is not too hot for words. Here husband is gross, ugly, a dog, porky, redneck…see I came up with lots of words.
eww
what the hell is this?
I cant believe she is married to that thing
OMG! Can you say "she settled?"!!! That's pure desperation…..
I can't believe she fucks that pig….daddy please…..he must coat his cock in morphine and horse tranquilizers……I'll never tell. She could have a lucrative career in fetish porn.
well, remember Pretty Woman Julia and Lyle Lovett? And look at her pasted on smile!
I know why she's with him!
She thinks he's Gene Simmons but can't figure out why he won't use his tongue on her!!
SICK..
Before she married this charmer she was engaged about 20 times. I think she is one of those girls that feels ashamed to be single.
Hmmm, I say I'd rather be single than settle for a slob who doesn't take care of himself and has a shady past.
He looks old enough to be her dad!! What does he do for a living? Other than fraud?
ooohh he's fugly man!
He looks like Gene Simmons from Kiss. She can do SO much better! What ever happened to the days of Ashton?
I actually think he is kinda cute….he has some nice facial features, a little on the plump side, yes, but Im not going to be shallow….MAYBE she really loves him…..
How stupid can u be? Not even her! U think she is that stupid to marry Gene Simmons look alike!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?! It is not even Britney…Perez is a POMPOUS ASS!!!!!!!
Umm… she needs to make a movie and dump him off somewhere.
Come on, who wouldn't fuck that sasquatch-looking mountain man?
Mm. I love a man with triple chins and a mullet. ;D
He is a hideous frog-like troll.. what on earth does she see in him?
uh oh i don't like the plain girl, shes a celeb. hes controlling her
Whoa…he looks way older than her!!!
Yo give me some of those drugs ! And fuck she iz way 2 Hot 4 that thing she's with! Oh and I too thought it was Gene Simmons
how does no one notice her cheap-o sweater?
He is EVIL!!!
Please smoebody help her!!!
OMG .I thought he is her father!!!
At first glanz i thought it was gene simmons
At first glance I thought he was Gene Simmons!!!
I thought it was Gene Simmons with some homely brunette until I read the caption………..LOL
OMG… he's awful!
Re: EAT THE RICH!!! – I totally did, too!!!
he looks like Gene Simmons if you ask me.
Maybe she sees past all the Hollywood hype of all the empty, vapid people. "Good looks" are great initially–hot sex, etc.–but then there's the personality you then have to contend with. Don't get me wrong–there are beautiful, kind, gifted, intelligent people with great personalilties out there; it's just rare to find someone with all of those traits.
What the hell is doing being married to the old troll???? She can do sooo much better. Give him his walking papers for xmas
did you call him hot…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ohh LV i could recognize my store between thousands !!!
Ok this is a TERRIBLE picture of her husband… just google him he's kinda cute…
That is creepy. Not only does he look old enough to be her dad, he's been hit way too many times with the ugly stick. Girl, you can do so much better! He's the poor man's Gene Simmons.
Am I the only one who thinks that guy is Gene Simmons??
Seperated at birth, much!!!??
Simon Monjack and Gene Simmons
I don't get it, from Ashton Kutcher to him? He must have something on her. I mean not only is he way below her on the physical atractiveness scale, he also has a slim shady past…what is going on here, please tell me?????
She looks like shit too! Where'd she get that crappy looking sweater? Salvation Army Store? Target clearance bin? Times must be tough for Brit. Somebody give her a movie role quick.
i feel bad for her, she has to go home to that balding old man! Than she has to get naked with him! EWW!!!! you know the only reason shes with him…GOLD DIGGER!
Holy Moly! She married Gene Simmons from KISS!!!!!!
She really really really needs to start a singinf career, she has a better voice than 99% of all these fake ass singers out there…Please someone else point this out, listen to her stuff from that Happy Feet Movie…amazing!!!!!
that guy looks like an uber creep and ew gross he is ugly as hell
seriously her husband? that's gross
Your too funny! Her husband is hardly hott!!!
He is absolutely gross! Poor girl, what a bad choice in men.
All i can think about when i see this,is "She went from Ashton Kutcher to this guy" Wow
I agree with the above, she should start singing.
I actually think she looks beautiful in that picture, really natural and not at all like a crackwhore.
He is so UGLY!
WTF is wrong with her… she must've been on pills and some hard alcohol to marry THAT! Dumb girl… dumb, dumb girl!
he's sooo creepy, he looks like gene simmons. yuck.
That is the most FUGLIEST guy ever- why is she with him?!? He must be loaded. Even still, she must have her own money. Is she nutso or what? All of the pix of them are so disturbing. Why would she date someone who obviously needs Rogaine, Viagra, and God knows what else- I'll never know!
Re: GROSS! – that is THE Funniest comment ever! Thanks! heh heh