Thank You, Santa!
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
Forget hot cider and a fireplace. Nothing warms our heart like these two!
Brittany Murphy and her too hot for words husband with a shady past, Simon Monjack, engage in a little Christmas shopping and mind control in LA.
Wonder what he got her for Christmas?
Provigil, Vicodin, Valium, Methodone and more!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Posted: December 25, 2007 at 3:41 pm
a stripper pole and some vicodin
a stripper pole and some vicodin
HES SOOO GROSS
first?
cute..
hmmm….
gotta be FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
yick
i feel bad for her, shes hot and hes a loser…poor brittany.
Firstttttttttttttttt!
How old is he? FIRST
MEOW
cute couple
Dammn if my hubby could get me shit like that for christmas Id be the happiest wife ever…
ohh wait…I he can HAHAHA
ew
eeewww! who is that ugly…thing…?
GROSSS… what a ugo
THATS NOT HER HUSBAND?? RIGHT?? WAIT WHAT????????? HES SICK
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GENE SIMMONS FOR A SECOND..
why brittany, why??????? I know love can be blind, but still! She'll need those drugs just to get through being married to him.
yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.
yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.
These two sure are an eternal paradox. Why? How? And… Did I mention WHY?!
He looks like Gene Simmons-on crack! Gross!!!
She seriously needs to ditch this guy; he makes her look lowlife.
He's so fat and ugly. She 's rich. She could have done better than him.
THAT'S her husband…what is he….blackmailing her.
HAIR PLUGS!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do NOT tell me that that fat ugly old pig next to her is her HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!
………..is he??!?!?!
CUZ THATS SICK AND GROSS AND IM GONNA GO PUKE NOW!!!!!!!!!1
i mean…brittney murphy isnt that gorgeous, but she's not disfiguringly ugly either.
OMG!! BRITNAY!!!!!!!!! GET A NEW HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on, brittnay, you're a semi-celeb..you can do MUCH better than that.
Ewwww.. You've gotta be kidding me? He's gross!
She likes him for some reason. Maybe he's really nice to her and makes her laugh. Who knows.
I thought that was Gene Simmons at first.
EWWWW FUCKIN GROSS!!
Why are females such nasty skanky whores who always screw old ugly sweaty creepy gross perverts?
WHAT A DIRTY SLUT BRITTANY IS.
this shows no matter how fat ugly and gross you are you can always get a younger dumb bitch. lol?
No joke, I thought that was Gene Simmons
wtf. how did she go from dating eminem & ashton kutcher to this pile of fug?
SHIT!! For a couple of moments there i was sure i was looking at GENE SIMMONS.
Wait… what??? Her husband?? NO WAY!!!! I think i just threw up a little in my mouth. I know it's supposedly the inner beauty that matters but HELLO???? Can anyone see any potential for that?? What can they possibly have in common? I guess she's another example of a girl who blossomed late, she still thinks she's not that hot and can't do any better… He's prolly blackmailing her to stay with him… SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!
Why is she shoe-shopping with Gene Simmons?LOL
Is her husband a love child of Gene Simmons and one of his millions of "conquests"? He sure looks alot like him.
That guy is SO GROSS! What the HELL, Brittany?? You can do way better.
wasn't this the girl that once dated ashton kutcher? im sorry but GROSS. britt, you can do sooo much better. ew ew ew.
Husband is not too hot for words. Here husband is gross, ugly, a dog, porky, redneck…see I came up with lots of words.
eww
what the hell is this?
I cant believe she is married to that thing
OMG! Can you say "she settled?"!!! That's pure desperation…..