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Thank You, Santa!

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Forget hot cider and a fireplace. Nothing warms our heart like these two!

Brittany Murphy and her too hot for words husband with a shady past, Simon Monjack, engage in a little Christmas shopping and mind control in LA.

Wonder what he got her for Christmas?

Provigil, Vicodin, Valium, Methodone and more!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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    92 comments to “Thank You, Santa!”

    1. emilie says – reply to this


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      a stripper pole and some vicodin

    2. emilie says – reply to this


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      a stripper pole and some vicodin

    3. JKKK says – reply to this


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      HES SOOO GROSS

    4. haha says – reply to this


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      first?

    5. jm says – reply to this


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      cute..

    6. jen says – reply to this


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      hmmm….

    7. Whocares says – reply to this


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      gotta be FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

    8. aimzz says – reply to this


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      yick

    9. angel says – reply to this


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      i feel bad for her, shes hot and hes a loser…poor brittany.

    10. AHL says – reply to this


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      Firstttttttttttttttt!

    11. Erin says – reply to this


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      How old is he? FIRST

    12. RUPERT says – reply to this


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      MEOW

    13. L says – reply to this


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      cute couple

    14. angie says – reply to this


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      Dammn if my hubby could get me shit like that for christmas Id be the happiest wife ever…

      ohh wait…I he can HAHAHA

    15. raachel says – reply to this


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      ew

    16. Suzy Q says – reply to this


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      eeewww! who is that ugly…thing…?

    17. Wislover12 says – reply to this


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      GROSSS… what a ugo

    18. EWWW WAIT WHAT says – reply to this


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      THATS NOT HER HUSBAND?? RIGHT?? WAIT WHAT????????? HES SICK

    19. EAT THE RICH!!! says – reply to this


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      I THOUGHT THAT WAS GENE SIMMONS FOR A SECOND..

    20. Krissy says – reply to this


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      why brittany, why??????? I know love can be blind, but still! She'll need those drugs just to get through being married to him.

    21. yef says – reply to this


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      yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.

    22. yefed says – reply to this


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      yeah because perez you're so hot.he is not even a celebrity you shouldn't talk shit about his looks as he isn't in the public eyes.

    23. Diana says – reply to this


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      These two sure are an eternal paradox. Why? How? And… Did I mention WHY?!

    24. E says – reply to this


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      He looks like Gene Simmons-on crack! Gross!!!

    25. Gross! says – reply to this


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      She seriously needs to ditch this guy; he makes her look lowlife.

    26. Crystal says – reply to this


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      He's so fat and ugly. She 's rich. She could have done better than him.

    27. coursler says – reply to this


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      THAT'S her husband…what is he….blackmailing her.

    28. Phillip Brand says – reply to this


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      HAIR PLUGS!

    29. omfg i just puked a lil in my mouth......... says – reply to this


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      WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      do NOT tell me that that fat ugly old pig next to her is her HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!
      ………..is he??!?!?!
      CUZ THATS SICK AND GROSS AND IM GONNA GO PUKE NOW!!!!!!!!!1
      i mean…brittney murphy isnt that gorgeous, but she's not disfiguringly ugly either.
      OMG!! BRITNAY!!!!!!!!! GET A NEW HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      come on, brittnay, you're a semi-celeb..you can do MUCH better than that.

    30. ladyliz says – reply to this


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      Ewwww.. You've gotta be kidding me? He's gross!

    31. joe says – reply to this


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      She likes him for some reason. Maybe he's really nice to her and makes her laugh. Who knows.

    32. petra says – reply to this


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      I thought that was Gene Simmons at first.

    33. OMFG EWWWWW!!! says – reply to this


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      EWWWW FUCKIN GROSS!!
      Why are females such nasty skanky whores who always screw old ugly sweaty creepy gross perverts?
      WHAT A DIRTY SLUT BRITTANY IS.
      this shows no matter how fat ugly and gross you are you can always get a younger dumb bitch. lol?

    34. Dr Lala says – reply to this


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      No joke, I thought that was Gene Simmons

    35. ashlie says – reply to this


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      wtf. how did she go from dating eminem & ashton kutcher to this pile of fug?

    36. Miss Mezza says – reply to this


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      SHIT!! For a couple of moments there i was sure i was looking at GENE SIMMONS.

    37. Vic says – reply to this


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      Wait… what??? Her husband?? NO WAY!!!! I think i just threw up a little in my mouth. I know it's supposedly the inner beauty that matters but HELLO???? Can anyone see any potential for that?? What can they possibly have in common? I guess she's another example of a girl who blossomed late, she still thinks she's not that hot and can't do any better… He's prolly blackmailing her to stay with him… SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!

    38. Bean says – reply to this


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      Why is she shoe-shopping with Gene Simmons?LOL

    39. SkyeBlue says – reply to this


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      Is her husband a love child of Gene Simmons and one of his millions of "conquests"? He sure looks alot like him.

    40. Hyde says – reply to this


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      That guy is SO GROSS! What the HELL, Brittany?? You can do way better. :(

    41. UGH. says – reply to this


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      wasn't this the girl that once dated ashton kutcher? im sorry but GROSS. britt, you can do sooo much better. ew ew ew.

    42. Paul B. says – reply to this


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      Husband is not too hot for words. Here husband is gross, ugly, a dog, porky, redneck…see I came up with lots of words.

    43. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      eww
      what the hell is this?

    44. Kmac says – reply to this


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      I cant believe she is married to that thing

    45. Carrie says – reply to this


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      OMG! Can you say "she settled?"!!! That's pure desperation…..

    46. GROSS! says – reply to this


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      I can't believe she fucks that pig….daddy please…..he must coat his cock in morphine and horse tranquilizers……I'll never tell. She could have a lucrative career in fetish porn.

    47. BELIEVITORNOT says – reply to this


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      well, remember Pretty Woman Julia and Lyle Lovett? And look at her pasted on smile!

    48. slammer says – reply to this


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      I know why she's with him!
      She thinks he's Gene Simmons but can't figure out why he won't use his tongue on her!!

    49. lovesperez.. says – reply to this


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      SICK..

    50. dayum says – reply to this


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      Before she married this charmer she was engaged about 20 times. I think she is one of those girls that feels ashamed to be single.

      Hmmm, I say I'd rather be single than settle for a slob who doesn't take care of himself and has a shady past.

      He looks old enough to be her dad!! What does he do for a living? Other than fraud?

    51. Rana says – reply to this


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      ooohh he's fugly man!

    52. Why on earth? says – reply to this


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      He looks like Gene Simmons from Kiss. She can do SO much better! What ever happened to the days of Ashton?

    53. truth m. says – reply to this


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      I actually think he is kinda cute….he has some nice facial features, a little on the plump side, yes, but Im not going to be shallow….MAYBE she really loves him…..

    54. KiKi says – reply to this


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      How stupid can u be? Not even her! U think she is that stupid to marry Gene Simmons look alike!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?! It is not even Britney…Perez is a POMPOUS ASS!!!!!!!

    55. SB says – reply to this


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      Umm… she needs to make a movie and dump him off somewhere.

    56. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Come on, who wouldn't fuck that sasquatch-looking mountain man?

      Mm. I love a man with triple chins and a mullet. ;D

    57. George says – reply to this


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      He is a hideous frog-like troll.. what on earth does she see in him?

    58. bb says – reply to this


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      uh oh i don't like the plain girl, shes a celeb. hes controlling her

    59. Nancy says – reply to this


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      Whoa…he looks way older than her!!!

    60. HeroinHam says – reply to this


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      Yo give me some of those drugs ! And fuck she iz way 2 Hot 4 that thing she's with! Oh and I too thought it was Gene Simmons

    61. n says – reply to this


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      how does no one notice her cheap-o sweater?

    62. Masha3000 says – reply to this


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      He is EVIL!!!
      Please smoebody help her!!!

    63. iren33 says – reply to this


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      OMG .I thought he is her father!!!

    64. Eva says – reply to this


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      At first glanz i thought it was gene simmons ;-)

    65. Snickers says – reply to this


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      At first glance I thought he was Gene Simmons!!!

    66. Snarl says – reply to this


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      I thought it was Gene Simmons with some homely brunette until I read the caption………..LOL

    67. Erica says – reply to this


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      OMG… he's awful!

    68. elstring says – reply to this


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      Re: EAT THE RICH!!! – I totally did, too!!!

    69. Joanna says – reply to this


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      he looks like Gene Simmons if you ask me.

    70. BobC says – reply to this


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      Maybe she sees past all the Hollywood hype of all the empty, vapid people. "Good looks" are great initially–hot sex, etc.–but then there's the personality you then have to contend with. Don't get me wrong–there are beautiful, kind, gifted, intelligent people with great personalilties out there; it's just rare to find someone with all of those traits.

    71. Dee says – reply to this


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      What the hell is doing being married to the old troll???? She can do sooo much better. Give him his walking papers for xmas

    72. jenny says – reply to this


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      did you call him hot…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    73. mary says – reply to this


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      ohh LV i could recognize my store between thousands !!!

    74. kim1699 says – reply to this


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      Ok this is a TERRIBLE picture of her husband… just google him he's kinda cute…

    75. Eedee says – reply to this


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      That is creepy. Not only does he look old enough to be her dad, he's been hit way too many times with the ugly stick. Girl, you can do so much better! He's the poor man's Gene Simmons.

    76. Laurie says – reply to this


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      Am I the only one who thinks that guy is Gene Simmons??

    77. Alex says – reply to this


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      Seperated at birth, much!!!??

      Simon Monjack and Gene Simmons

    78. oscar says – reply to this


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      I don't get it, from Ashton Kutcher to him? He must have something on her. I mean not only is he way below her on the physical atractiveness scale, he also has a slim shady past…what is going on here, please tell me?????

    79. zoey101 says – reply to this


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      She looks like shit too! Where'd she get that crappy looking sweater? Salvation Army Store? Target clearance bin? Times must be tough for Brit. Somebody give her a movie role quick.

    80. judy says – reply to this


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      i feel bad for her, she has to go home to that balding old man! Than she has to get naked with him! EWW!!!! you know the only reason shes with him…GOLD DIGGER!

    81. Edzone says – reply to this


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      Holy Moly! She married Gene Simmons from KISS!!!!!!

    82. Donovan says – reply to this


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      She really really really needs to start a singinf career, she has a better voice than 99% of all these fake ass singers out there…Please someone else point this out, listen to her stuff from that Happy Feet Movie…amazing!!!!!

    83. jess says – reply to this


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      that guy looks like an uber creep and ew gross he is ugly as hell

    84. jaime says – reply to this


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      seriously her husband? that's gross

    85. mel says – reply to this


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      Your too funny! Her husband is hardly hott!!!

    86. stewie says – reply to this


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      He is absolutely gross! Poor girl, what a bad choice in men.

    87. donna says – reply to this


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      All i can think about when i see this,is "She went from Ashton Kutcher to this guy" Wow

    88. h. says – reply to this


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      I agree with the above, she should start singing.
      I actually think she looks beautiful in that picture, really natural and not at all like a crackwhore.

    89. Rhi says – reply to this


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      He is so UGLY!

      WTF is wrong with her… she must've been on pills and some hard alcohol to marry THAT! Dumb girl… dumb, dumb girl!

    90. ShequitaJonze says – reply to this


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      he's sooo creepy, he looks like gene simmons. yuck.

    91. Pug says – reply to this


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      That is the most FUGLIEST guy ever- why is she with him?!? He must be loaded. Even still, she must have her own money. Is she nutso or what? All of the pix of them are so disturbing. Why would she date someone who obviously needs Rogaine, Viagra, and God knows what else- I'll never know!

    92. Pug says – reply to this


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      Re: GROSS! – that is THE Funniest comment ever! Thanks! heh heh