Undercover Xmas Lovers
Filed under: Penelope Cruz
Home for the holidays!
Spanish actors and lovers, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, spent Christmas together in Madrid.
The pair, dating for several months now, tried to keep a low profile when they went to watch a play by the Catalan theatre group called Tricicle.
One thing we don't like about spending Christmas in LA as opposed to Miami is that we weren't able to find any turrón (a holiday sweet from Spain). Tristeza!
[IPA via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: December 26, 2007 at 1:49 pm
fag
1st????
First
merry xmas!!
who is he?
I love this couple…I hope they get married and have kids asap. Penelope isn't getting any younger.
whatever…post more!
Coño! what is a Christmas without turron?? I was lucky to find some here in Georgia!
Coño! what is a Christmas without turron?? I was lucky to find some here in Georgia
First!!
first !!!!
I swear you write about the dumbest shit…why don't you have the video of PCruz and her sister acting like lesbian hos in their BROTHER'S video…can you say hot trailer park trash…
can't find the terron here in arizona either, i love that stuff
It's funny hoe all you "first" people aren't even 1st! I hope you all die tonight…
It's funny how all you "first" people aren't even 1st! I hope you all die tonight…
What about the Italian Torrone? … isn't that similar with the nuts and nougat?? Maybe you could find that somewhere in LA?? It's pretty good too
What about the Italian Torrone? … isn't that similar with the nuts and nougat?? Maybe you could find that somewhere in LA?? It's pretty good too
Que pena, porque yo me comi una bara entera de turron anoche… !Feliz Navidad y ano nuevo!
Is it just me or does Javier under that baseball cap look a lot like Bruce Willis?
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I hope I;m 22nd!
PEREZ !!
YOU CAN FIND TURRON @ "DOÑA JUAN LA ESPAÑOLA" IN HARBOR CITY (TORRANCE) ALSO SOME OF THE CUBAN AND ARGENTINIAN MARKETS CARRY TURRONES THROUGHOUT THE YEAR !!
ESTO TE LO DICE UNA ESPAÑOLA QUE TE QUIERE MUCHO !!
He has the most beautiful voice
Okay… "friendo" - Turron is available at: www.spanishtable.com (at the Berkeley store) - ask for Caty - she'll send you some, pronto! I am infatuated with the yema tostada - que rica!
turron is at Cost Plus in LA….I buy it every year!
lmao, how could they NOT have turron?!?
Look harder then!
The European Spaniards are a much better class of people than the fudgly, thuggish wetbacks of America. Cubans like Perez and his family aren't that bad, but the wetbacks and spics are dangerously gross!!!! And they ruin America.
wow perez you really know what you're talking about: turron, tricicle, etc… saludos from madrid!
Loooove turrón, probably has something to do with the fact that I'm Spanish, we eat it every year and half my family's from the area of Spain that makes the most turrón
That and polvorones!!
I SEND YOU TURRÓN AND POLVORONES , PEREZ.
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Mmm Turron. Try an italian supermarket sometimes they sell the spanish kind
perez i love yema tostada (turron is so damn good)
Geeze! We've already seen pix of them half-nekked hanging all over each other so why bother with this incognito routine???
Tons of Turron in LA. You just have to travel to the eastside to find it.
I'll send you some turrón. Happy Holidays!
Hey Perez!
I just saw Spanish Turron at Cost Plus World Market here in CA!!!!
I do miss the Polvorones though! I ate one every day while spending Xmas in Spain. Love that Manteca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO
EXACTLY. WETBACKS AND SPICS ARE MONGREL SCUM!
Nice leather jacket!!! Id love to shoot my load on it!!
my darling, you can find turron on victory and lankershim at a little argentinian shop!!
Christmas is complete with family, your other loved ones, turron, food, and eggnog!! yum!! It's strange that they don't sell Turron in LA…
12:54pm
Re: sherry – LOL, you are not the only one. At first I thought it was Bruce!!
when i saw this photo for the first time i was like "holy crap, is that bruce willis with tina fey!?"
what's with the we? are we the majesty? we are sad…?we weren't able to find turron? how many people are you, perez?
Who the hell is Cantalope dating now???
She is a major serial dater….
Re: sherry – i was convinced it was him too! although maybe a few years ago when he had some hair
hey perez! to find turron just stop by a cuban (latin) market, there's one in glendale. or just come by my house, my mom seriously stocked up this year!
Who cares about these EuroTrashies? We have our own certified U.S. Trash, lose the Spaniards. They're beyond boring. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YOU ARE MISTAKEN PEREZ!!! i get my turron OUT OF MY VAGINA. I pull out all the fermented juices and mix them w/nuts and nutrasweet.
We spanish women are whores and inferior. American women are classier beautiful, and "WHITE".
Penelope better get knocked up soon, she is way too old to be on the market for a boyfriend. Besides she is a brown spaniard, not a blonde, so her chances of finding a men are 0 to none.
She has the widest and juciest pussy in hollywood.
My neighbors are a latino couple(cuban man and spanish woman), they are the dirtiest insects I've ever met in my life. All they do is dance and listen to loud spanish music and talk about Penelope Cruz' success in America.
I think Penelope is pretty but she is beginning to look very old. She should stick to this relationship because she is not getting any younger.
I like Penelope, but I admit she is a talentless whore and a cheat. She should act more like a classy lady because she is no spring chicken anymore. She should be an inspiration for younger people, not a bad example.
that looks like Bruce Willis in a cap.
they make a beautiful couple they both speak spanish and can understand each other well.
The only good thing about this couple is that they are not your typical drugdealing, criminal wetback beaner asswipes like the wetback mexicans. Mexicans are the lowest form of animal life on the planet and dirty up everything around them. They are the vermin of latin america and should be stomped out like the cockroaches they truly are.
Hey Perez I luv your web site!! I'm from xixona (Valencia,Spain) the world center of "turron",the best "turron" of the world is made here,you should come here! (sorry for my english,I'm still learning…Happy Xmas!!
PLEASE only post about the real European Whites who are so much more beautiful and intelligent than the mongrel, low class Spaniard people. Spaniards aren't nearly as good as the other Europeans are. Spaniards are ugly and dirty as Arabs.
I don't know what she sees in this guy, he looks like an ape and has cow eyes. yuuckkk!…well I guess the years must be making her desperate. Poor Penelope she's forced to take javier as a consolation prize.
Yes, it is true. The women of Spain age very badly and they start to wrinkle up in their early teens, so that by the time they reach 20, they actually look 40!!! Such gross, ugly women cannot compare to the beauties of Italy, France, England, Germany, you name any other European nation and the Spaniards are at the bottom. Spain is the bedpan of Europe.
I think penelope is such a whore, everyone in Spain knows Javier is married. Perez is such a stupid ape. I was in cancun last week and the place and people are magnificent. I LOVE CANCUN MEXICO!
my company sells turron- give me a holla and I'll try to hook you up….
not saying it'll be for free.. but i'll see what i can do
perez! If u want I can send you some hehe!
kisses!
Re: THE MINUTEMEN SPEAKS – SHUT UP APE! WE ALL KNOW IS YOU STUPID UGLY LOOKING APE. YOUR BRAIN NEEDS TO EVOLVE JUST LIKE YOUR FACIAL FEATURES.
Only perez cares about this whore.
The hairy apemen of Mexico are the scourge of North America. We will drive them back across the Rio Grande to die in those godforsaken, poverty-stricken villages they crawl out of. We will build that fence with every drop of our blood to defend out precious nation against the animal horde invaders from Mexico!! The mestizo animal will not annex our beautiful land to the corrupt cesspool of mexico! True Americans will prevail!!! Join the Minutemen and defend our country!!!
its nice seeing americans critizise people that come from countries they wouldnt even find in a map. Also saying you are white, as everyone knows that you go to solariums, and its world known that you have the most big number of FAT ASSES and morbid obese.
Most of you eat shit for food.
For the one that says that the spanish are the ugliest of europe… You must be british. As you dont know it yet, the british are known for being whores, everytime you come to spain all the spanish boys fuck them at the beach while you are drunk and ask for sucking di cks. Brithis are also known for their beautiful big ears (have a look at charles) and "small" teeth. They also have weird tastes for clothing and make up as transvested.
Oh, and in case you didnt know, all the mediterranean cultures (yes, you know, Italy, Spain..) have more or less the same genes, so there's not very much difference between spanish and italian.
By the way, the ones saying that in spain we dont look god, search for our miss spains (really beautiful compared to yours), to beauties like paz vega, andrés velencoso. Or just start by uploading a photo of yours, then we will have a bit of fun, as I would like to see the kind of people who say this rubbish. Afterwards we can upload a photo of mine, Im spanish and Im such a hottie. You can not stand this bitches. Mediterranean women are sexy and know how to make our men happy! haha merry xmas
it is the low animal mexican that gives us all a bad name. They are all criminals.
Please do not lump us Italians in with the Spaniards because we are not like them. The Spaniards are terrorist Arabs. Italians are more like the Greeks.
EWWWWW! Italians are sooo much better than you guys.
Don't insult the beautiful, cultured people of Italy by calling them Spanish!
only the lowly, inferior mexican looks up to you spaniards, because the mexicans are such garbage.
I hate salvodorians, cuuubans, puerto ricans, mexicans and all other lationos equally.
I am not a latino lover, but I must admit from all Latino races the Mexicans are the only ones who work hard and help support the economy in America. Cubans are lazy and rebels, so are the Spaniards, and they never stick to anything. Mexicans have political and professional jobs, while the cubans stick to gossip shit and all.
pEREZ IS A DESPOTIC NEANDERTHAL WITH INFERIOR MENTALITY. GUESS WHAT PEREZ??? WHITES HATE YOU MORE THAN MEXICANS. I HOPE SOMEBODY BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU TILL YOU DROP DEAD.
All true Americans help us build that fence at our southern border to keep the insect mexicans out. If you are a true American you will support our cause.
Re: Isabella –
sorry arabs? Italians are well known in europe because of your mafia and corruption that causes shame to the european union and its the direct cause of most of the violent deaths in italy, you are also known because you are one of the poorest and dirtiest countries of europe AFTER SPAIN you like it or not, you are always late, you are not well educated and you are so loud noone can stand you when you talk.
You have a point. The Cubans, especially the white ones, think that Mexicans are inferior to them. Cubans are fearful that the rest of America will corral them in with the Mexicans today, and they don't really want that, however much they pretend in public. I have heard them (Cubans) say terrible things about the, "criminal, ignorant, dirty Mexican" people. Truly.
Re: MiamiVice – Well they will Inmigration laws apply to everyone. Mexicans stand out because there are numerous, but Cubans are treated as badly, but we don't hear about it because THEY DON'T COMPLAIN. Mexicans do, and that's why we hear about them. They are constantly in the news because they matter politically and economically. Every political candidate wants to get their vote, because they are no longer a small minority.
damn, now I know why I don't come on this site anymore. It's mostly full of racist, redneck, assholes. Disgusting. What is wrong with all of you? Really!?
Donde quieres que te mande el turron? dime una direccion que te mando del duro y del blando wapo! jajajajaja
by the way, u understand spanish, dont you?
Besos y abrazos
Hey RACHEL? That's on on Jewish name right? So you must be dark not blonde. Hypocrite much?
I love that you are aware of the existence of Catalonia. You ruleth. Guapo!
QUE VIVA EL TURRON Y EL CAVA Y JAMÓN SERRANO Y LA TORTILLA DE PATATAS¡¡¡¡¡
y para los que dicen que si en ESPAÑA somos feos, o arabes o no se que… cuando sepais donde está España hablais, que es lo que sale en el centro de los Mapas Mundiales. y ahora de la misma manera que yo he tenido que aprender inglés aprendeis vosotros ESPAÑOL O CASTELLANO
Um, why are you stupid Americans even talking about Spain? You don't even know where it is!!
Hint: it is NOT close to Tijuana! Hahaha, retards! Everyone makes fun of you, and you know it you fucking mongs.
Re: Rachel –
i'm sure you never traveled abroad..!
Penelope is just an average looking spanish women. Javier is really nasty, he has like baby sized teeth in a really big head. She can do way better.
JAVIER IS HOT, BITCH
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aww..Perez is the turron that you are talking about a banana in some sort of flour wrapper fried with brown sugar…coz I know there's a bunch of filipino stores that sell that here. filipinos call it turon.
you should have said something sooner could have fedex it out to ya perez
hey I think you can get it that place spain on alvarado echo parque…east east that's los angeles
Out here on the East Coast Waldbaums and Pathmark sell turron. It's straight from Spain
Yum!
Re: THE MINUTEMEN SPEAKS – MEXICANS???!!! Both are FROM SPAIN!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!
7:21PM
MmMmM, turron! No turron in Japan! So sad!!!!!
You are all freakin' MORONS!!
I think they are HOT!!!!!
British Lass :"beauties of Italy, France, England, Germany, "
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BEAUTIES OF ENGLAND???? FRANCE???? AND AHAHAHA GERMANY???
WHERE?
Re: sherry – YES he does look like bruce willis under that cap but in uglier version
pene fucks everyone including a guy who looks like camel