Undercover Xmas Lovers

Home for the holidays!

Spanish actors and lovers, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, spent Christmas together in Madrid.

The pair, dating for several months now, tried to keep a low profile when they went to watch a play by the Catalan theatre group called Tricicle.

One thing we don't like about spending Christmas in LA as opposed to Miami is that we weren't able to find any turrón (a holiday sweet from Spain). Tristeza!

[IPA via Matrix Photos.]

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:49 pm / Email this »

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jen says – reply to this

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fag
lisa says – reply to this

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1st????
BigKiai says – reply to this

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First
allison says – reply to this

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merry xmas!!
lot says – reply to this

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who is he?
Ella says – reply to this

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I love this couple…I hope they get married and have kids asap. Penelope isn't getting any younger.
stephanie says – reply to this

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whatever…post more!
michi says – reply to this

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Coño! what is a Christmas without turron?? I was lucky to find some here in Georgia!
michi says – reply to this

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Coño! what is a Christmas without turron?? I was lucky to find some here in Georgia
Ame says – reply to this

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First!!
juju says – reply to this

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first !!!!
THE TRUTH says – reply to this

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I swear you write about the dumbest shit…why don't you have the video of PCruz and her sister acting like lesbian hos in their BROTHER'S video…can you say hot trailer park trash…
jennifer says – reply to this

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can't find the terron here in arizona either, i love that stuff
THE TRUTH says – reply to this

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It's funny hoe all you "first" people aren't even 1st! I hope you all die tonight…
THE TRUTH says – reply to this

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It's funny how all you "first" people aren't even 1st! I hope you all die tonight…
Candy says – reply to this

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What about the Italian Torrone? … isn't that similar with the nuts and nougat?? Maybe you could find that somewhere in LA?? It's pretty good too
Candy says – reply to this

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What about the Italian Torrone? … isn't that similar with the nuts and nougat?? Maybe you could find that somewhere in LA?? It's pretty good too
Spanish Fly says – reply to this

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Que pena, porque yo me comi una bara entera de turron anoche… !Feliz Navidad y ano nuevo!
sherry says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does Javier under that baseball cap look a lot like Bruce Willis?
New Years Eve!!! says – reply to this

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nye says – reply to this

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22nd says – reply to this

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I hope I;m 22nd!
Ellie says – reply to this

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PEREZ !!

YOU CAN FIND TURRON @ "DOÑA JUAN LA ESPAÑOLA" IN HARBOR CITY (TORRANCE) ALSO SOME OF THE CUBAN AND ARGENTINIAN MARKETS CARRY TURRONES THROUGHOUT THE YEAR !!

ESTO TE LO DICE UNA ESPAÑOLA QUE TE QUIERE MUCHO !!
mia says – reply to this

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He has the most beautiful voice
K Zen says – reply to this

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Okay… "friendo" - Turron is available at: www.spanishtable.com (at the Berkeley store) - ask for Caty - she'll send you some, pronto! I am infatuated with the yema tostada - que rica!
k money says – reply to this

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turron is at Cost Plus in LA….I buy it every year!
Macarena says – reply to this

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lmao, how could they NOT have turron?!?
Look harder then!
Penelope says – reply to this

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The European Spaniards are a much better class of people than the fudgly, thuggish wetbacks of America. Cubans like Perez and his family aren't that bad, but the wetbacks and spics are dangerously gross!!!! And they ruin America.
rebeca says – reply to this

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wow perez you really know what you're talking about: turron, tricicle, etc… saludos from madrid!
sarit says – reply to this

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Loooove turrón, probably has something to do with the fact that I'm Spanish, we eat it every year and half my family's from the area of Spain that makes the most turrón That and polvorones!!
Ana says – reply to this

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I SEND YOU TURRÓN AND POLVORONES , PEREZ.

**********
Carmela says – reply to this

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Mmm Turron. Try an italian supermarket sometimes they sell the spanish kind
jh says – reply to this

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perez i love yema tostada (turron is so damn good)
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Geeze! We've already seen pix of them half-nekked hanging all over each other so why bother with this incognito routine???
Mimi says – reply to this

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Tons of Turron in LA. You just have to travel to the eastside to find it.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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I'll send you some turrón. Happy Holidays!
Amy says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!
I just saw Spanish Turron at Cost Plus World Market here in CA!!!!

I do miss the Polvorones though! I ate one every day while spending Xmas in Spain. Love that Manteca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO
Heehaw says – reply to this

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EXACTLY. WETBACKS AND SPICS ARE MONGREL SCUM!
Vinnie says – reply to this

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Nice leather jacket!!! Id love to shoot my load on it!!
clay says – reply to this

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my darling, you can find turron on victory and lankershim at a little argentinian shop!!
Lolit@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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Christmas is complete with family, your other loved ones, turron, food, and eggnog!! yum!! It's strange that they don't sell Turron in LA…
12:54pm
Lolit@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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Re: sherry – LOL, you are not the only one. At first I thought it was Bruce!!
aspartaimee says – reply to this

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when i saw this photo for the first time i was like "holy crap, is that bruce willis with tina fey!?"
bla says – reply to this

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what's with the we? are we the majesty? we are sad…?we weren't able to find turron? how many people are you, perez?
lef says – reply to this

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Who the hell is Cantalope dating now???
She is a major serial dater….
natalie says – reply to this

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Re: sherry – i was convinced it was him too! although maybe a few years ago when he had some hair
anna valls says – reply to this

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hey perez! to find turron just stop by a cuban (latin) market, there's one in glendale. or just come by my house, my mom seriously stocked up this year!
Yabbi says – reply to this

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Who cares about these EuroTrashies? We have our own certified U.S. Trash, lose the Spaniards. They're beyond boring. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
PENELOPE says – reply to this

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YOU ARE MISTAKEN PEREZ!!! i get my turron OUT OF MY VAGINA. I pull out all the fermented juices and mix them w/nuts and nutrasweet.
Monserrat de la Cruz says – reply to this

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We spanish women are whores and inferior. American women are classier beautiful, and "WHITE".
Blondes forever says – reply to this

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Penelope better get knocked up soon, she is way too old to be on the market for a boyfriend. Besides she is a brown spaniard, not a blonde, so her chances of finding a men are 0 to none.
Ex-lover says – reply to this

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She has the widest and juciest pussy in hollywood.
Dirty Cuubans says – reply to this

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My neighbors are a latino couple(cuban man and spanish woman), they are the dirtiest insects I've ever met in my life. All they do is dance and listen to loud spanish music and talk about Penelope Cruz' success in America.
Mia's kitchen says – reply to this

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I think Penelope is pretty but she is beginning to look very old. She should stick to this relationship because she is not getting any younger.
terry says – reply to this

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I like Penelope, but I admit she is a talentless whore and a cheat. She should act more like a classy lady because she is no spring chicken anymore. She should be an inspiration for younger people, not a bad example.
say what? says – reply to this

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that looks like Bruce Willis in a cap.
holly says – reply to this

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they make a beautiful couple they both speak spanish and can understand each other well.
THE MINUTEMEN SPEAKS says – reply to this

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The only good thing about this couple is that they are not your typical drugdealing, criminal wetback beaner asswipes like the wetback mexicans. Mexicans are the lowest form of animal life on the planet and dirty up everything around them. They are the vermin of latin america and should be stomped out like the cockroaches they truly are.
Sara says – reply to this

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Hey Perez I luv your web site!! I'm from xixona (Valencia,Spain) the world center of "turron",the best "turron" of the world is made here,you should come here! (sorry for my english,I'm still learning…Happy Xmas!!
Rachel says – reply to this

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PLEASE only post about the real European Whites who are so much more beautiful and intelligent than the mongrel, low class Spaniard people. Spaniards aren't nearly as good as the other Europeans are. Spaniards are ugly and dirty as Arabs.
spanish chorizo says – reply to this

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I don't know what she sees in this guy, he looks like an ape and has cow eyes. yuuckkk!…well I guess the years must be making her desperate. Poor Penelope she's forced to take javier as a consolation prize.
British Lass says – reply to this

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Yes, it is true. The women of Spain age very badly and they start to wrinkle up in their early teens, so that by the time they reach 20, they actually look 40!!! Such gross, ugly women cannot compare to the beauties of Italy, France, England, Germany, you name any other European nation and the Spaniards are at the bottom. Spain is the bedpan of Europe.
SPANISH PUTA says – reply to this

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I think penelope is such a whore, everyone in Spain knows Javier is married. Perez is such a stupid ape. I was in cancun last week and the place and people are magnificent. I LOVE CANCUN MEXICO!
gio says – reply to this

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my company sells turron- give me a holla and I'll try to hook you up….
not saying it'll be for free.. but i'll see what i can do
martita barcelona says – reply to this

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perez! If u want I can send you some hehe!
kisses!
MR. xx says – reply to this

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Re: THE MINUTEMEN SPEAKS – SHUT UP APE! WE ALL KNOW IS YOU STUPID UGLY LOOKING APE. YOUR BRAIN NEEDS TO EVOLVE JUST LIKE YOUR FACIAL FEATURES.
rosetta stone says – reply to this

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Only perez cares about this whore.
The Minutemen Speaks says – reply to this

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The hairy apemen of Mexico are the scourge of North America. We will drive them back across the Rio Grande to die in those godforsaken, poverty-stricken villages they crawl out of. We will build that fence with every drop of our blood to defend out precious nation against the animal horde invaders from Mexico!! The mestizo animal will not annex our beautiful land to the corrupt cesspool of mexico! True Americans will prevail!!! Join the Minutemen and defend our country!!!
martita barcelona says – reply to this

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its nice seeing americans critizise people that come from countries they wouldnt even find in a map. Also saying you are white, as everyone knows that you go to solariums, and its world known that you have the most big number of FAT ASSES and morbid obese.
Most of you eat shit for food.
For the one that says that the spanish are the ugliest of europe… You must be british. As you dont know it yet, the british are known for being whores, everytime you come to spain all the spanish boys fuck them at the beach while you are drunk and ask for sucking di cks. Brithis are also known for their beautiful big ears (have a look at charles) and "small" teeth. They also have weird tastes for clothing and make up as transvested.
Oh, and in case you didnt know, all the mediterranean cultures (yes, you know, Italy, Spain..) have more or less the same genes, so there's not very much difference between spanish and italian.
By the way, the ones saying that in spain we dont look god, search for our miss spains (really beautiful compared to yours), to beauties like paz vega, andrés velencoso. Or just start by uploading a photo of yours, then we will have a bit of fun, as I would like to see the kind of people who say this rubbish. Afterwards we can upload a photo of mine, Im spanish and Im such a hottie. You can not stand this bitches. Mediterranean women are sexy and know how to make our men happy! haha merry xmas
Viva San Salvador!! says – reply to this

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it is the low animal mexican that gives us all a bad name. They are all criminals.
Isabella says – reply to this

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Please do not lump us Italians in with the Spaniards because we are not like them. The Spaniards are terrorist Arabs. Italians are more like the Greeks.
Roberta says – reply to this

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EWWWWW! Italians are sooo much better than you guys.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Don't insult the beautiful, cultured people of Italy by calling them Spanish!
Take me home country roads says – reply to this

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only the lowly, inferior mexican looks up to you spaniards, because the mexicans are such garbage.
Fox news says – reply to this

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I hate salvodorians, cuuubans, puerto ricans, mexicans and all other lationos equally.
For Mexicans says – reply to this

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I am not a latino lover, but I must admit from all Latino races the Mexicans are the only ones who work hard and help support the economy in America. Cubans are lazy and rebels, so are the Spaniards, and they never stick to anything. Mexicans have political and professional jobs, while the cubans stick to gossip shit and all.
frida says – reply to this

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pEREZ IS A DESPOTIC NEANDERTHAL WITH INFERIOR MENTALITY. GUESS WHAT PEREZ??? WHITES HATE YOU MORE THAN MEXICANS. I HOPE SOMEBODY BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU TILL YOU DROP DEAD.
American Patriot says – reply to this

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All true Americans help us build that fence at our southern border to keep the insect mexicans out. If you are a true American you will support our cause.
martita barcelona says – reply to this

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Re: Isabella –
sorry arabs? Italians are well known in europe because of your mafia and corruption that causes shame to the european union and its the direct cause of most of the violent deaths in italy, you are also known because you are one of the poorest and dirtiest countries of europe AFTER SPAIN you like it or not, you are always late, you are not well educated and you are so loud noone can stand you when you talk.
MiamiVice says – reply to this

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You have a point. The Cubans, especially the white ones, think that Mexicans are inferior to them. Cubans are fearful that the rest of America will corral them in with the Mexicans today, and they don't really want that, however much they pretend in public. I have heard them (Cubans) say terrible things about the, "criminal, ignorant, dirty Mexican" people. Truly.
giovanni says – reply to this

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Re: MiamiVice – Well they will Inmigration laws apply to everyone. Mexicans stand out because there are numerous, but Cubans are treated as badly, but we don't hear about it because THEY DON'T COMPLAIN. Mexicans do, and that's why we hear about them. They are constantly in the news because they matter politically and economically. Every political candidate wants to get their vote, because they are no longer a small minority.
Melissochka says – reply to this

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damn, now I know why I don't come on this site anymore. It's mostly full of racist, redneck, assholes. Disgusting. What is wrong with all of you? Really!?
eg0mania says – reply to this

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Donde quieres que te mande el turron? dime una direccion que te mando del duro y del blando wapo! jajajajaja

by the way, u understand spanish, dont you?

Besos y abrazos
Rebecca Mandelbrot says – reply to this

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Hey RACHEL? That's on on Jewish name right? So you must be dark not blonde. Hypocrite much?
Regina says – reply to this

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I love that you are aware of the existence of Catalonia. You ruleth. Guapo!
laura says – reply to this

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QUE VIVA EL TURRON Y EL CAVA Y JAMÓN SERRANO Y LA TORTILLA DE PATATAS¡¡¡¡¡

y para los que dicen que si en ESPAÑA somos feos, o arabes o no se que… cuando sepais donde está España hablais, que es lo que sale en el centro de los Mapas Mundiales. y ahora de la misma manera que yo he tenido que aprender inglés aprendeis vosotros ESPAÑOL O CASTELLANO
Regina says – reply to this

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Um, why are you stupid Americans even talking about Spain? You don't even know where it is!!

Hint: it is NOT close to Tijuana! Hahaha, retards! Everyone makes fun of you, and you know it you fucking mongs.
jimena says – reply to this

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Re: Rachel –
i'm sure you never traveled abroad..!
greasa says – reply to this

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Penelope is just an average looking spanish women. Javier is really nasty, he has like baby sized teeth in a really big head. She can do way better.
Ana says – reply to this

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JAVIER IS HOT, BITCH

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Fani says – reply to this

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aww..Perez is the turron that you are talking about a banana in some sort of flour wrapper fried with brown sugar…coz I know there's a bunch of filipino stores that sell that here. filipinos call it turon.
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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you should have said something sooner could have fedex it out to ya perez
luthia says – reply to this

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hey I think you can get it that place spain on alvarado echo parque…east east that's los angeles
sarah says – reply to this

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Out here on the East Coast Waldbaums and Pathmark sell turron. It's straight from Spain

Yum!
Lolit@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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Re: THE MINUTEMEN SPEAKS – MEXICANS???!!! Both are FROM SPAIN!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!
7:21PM
Amycita says – reply to this

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MmMmM, turron! No turron in Japan! So sad!!!!!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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You are all freakin' MORONS!!
I think they are HOT!!!!!
Ana says – reply to this

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British Lass :"beauties of Italy, France, England, Germany, "

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BEAUTIES OF ENGLAND???? FRANCE???? AND AHAHAHA GERMANY???

WHERE?
peepee says – reply to this

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Re: sherry – YES he does look like bruce willis under that cap but in uglier version
livin la vida loca says – reply to this

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pene fucks everyone including a guy who looks like camel