Messing It All Up

Mischa Barton's DUI arrest could not have come at a worse time for her!
The sometimes actress was set to host a pre-New Year's Eve party in Vegas this Saturday - the opening of CatHouse at the Luxor. They'll probably find a new host and Mushy can say goodbye to her paycheck!
Also, the fact that Fartone was not only arrested for drunk driving but also for having (still unnamed) illegal narcotics in her possession does not bode well for her relationship with Keds. Mushy is the face of the shoe company.
Probably not for much longer!
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FIRST HAHA!!!
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First-and first time commenting.
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oooo perez look @ you starting some shit!!..her keds contract is probably expiring anyways
first?
Seriously…..since when did getting a DUI, in Hollywood, hurt your career?!?!? Just another jealous tirade of our infamous hater Pigez…
blunts
firstt !
Yes, I'm sooo first!
Nice "granny" dress you no-talent loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT DUI WITH HER AND THEN WENT SHOPING WITH HER BUT I GUESS THEY TOOK ME OFF THE PICTURE?
She has issues and needs to get it together
I LOVE MISCHA! she should've have never left the oc!!!
Her punishment should be banishment from Hollywood. I wish her to go away now!
Good… britney should be thanking her for taking some attention away from her… JK
It is the new "thing" in hollywood to have a DUI.
Good… britney should be thanking her for taking some attention away from her… JK
It is the new "thing" in hollywood to have a DUI.
I bet it was Adderall. She's in deep shit. All the starlets use it to stay thin.
I think my 40 year old mother has a dress just like this!! Fartone is a loser!!
WOOOOOO mama's shopping for community service wear!!!!!
I Heard she is PREGNANT with Jason Whaler's BABY!!!!!! HOOO my God….you know it's probably true!
Good. Who cares about this no-talent cunt? Not meeeeeeeeee!
It's true she issssss PREGNANT, people in Hollywood are totally talking about this
24#
24th!
She needs more meat on her bones. Someone feed her about 20 cheeseburgers.
keds just signed jessica simpson anways….end of the year so mischas contract is likely up anyways and wouldnt of been renewed.
Mean little man can dish it out but can't take it from one little nursing home worker. Wonder what you've caused in her life for the small mistake of adopting YOUR tone in an email to you. You're the hater, little "man." Anyone else who was taken aback by his nasty little shot should give this gossip whore a taste of his own medicine. Contact his advertisers and tell them that you won't shop there because you doubt any associate of his can be trusted with your personal information.
She's been released!
She may as well have painted a bullseye on her ass. She allegedly drove around West Hollywood without a valid license, under the influence, at 3 in the morning, with narcotics on your person. Read it and weep; and this dumb broad will probably actually have the nerve to be shocked and upset. You know, people being what they are, would still go to that party if she was bailed out in time. It can be renamed Luxor's/Mischa's Pre New Year's Eve Bail Out.
Oh we get it - she has been studying the various ways to mess up her (almost) career from paris, brit and jamie lynn (not to mention amy winehouse).
Would anybody seriously PAY to go to an opening where mischa is the sole starlet?
No accounting for taste then.
Tell the club to put the money on her books in jail.
Re: Asshole Perez! – AMEN!
Too bad. I thought she was one of the few "classy" younger celebs. What's in the air there? They're all fucked up!!!
aha what a tars
Come on Perez!. She was released already!. You are getting too boreing!>.
OH SHUT UP PEREZ. DIDNT YOUR SLUT, DOUCHEBAG FRIEND PARIS GET BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING AND WENT TO JAIL. AT LEAST MISHA WAS ON A HIT SHOW, WHAT THE HELL HAS PARIS DONE BUT BLOW JOBS, PARTY AND BE A BITCH TO ALL. FAT KISS ASSING FUCK. DONT BASH MISHA, BASH YOUR SLUT FRIEND FOR HER DUI'S ALSO. SHE'S NO DIFFERENT STUPID ASS.
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Oh we get it - she has been studying the various ways to mess up her (almost) career from paris, brit and jamie lynn (not to mention amy winehouse).
Would anybody seriously PAY to go to an opening where mischa is the sole starlet?
No accounting for taste then.
Tell the club to put the money on her books in jail.
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hahahhahah good one and SO true !!!!
Re: PARIS SUCKS – Dude; chill out. Just because Santa didn't leave you anything the other day is no reason to have a hissy fit!
Perez:
For the love of Pete (whoever that is). Do u not reort enough on the DUI's in Hollywood? Are these people monetarily challenged or just cheap? TAKE A CAB….GET A LIMO YOU STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!
like her or not, the b*tch is dumb as rocks. why are you driving without a valid license WHILE drunk & with illegal substances in the car!? especially when the paps have already caught you smoking a fat joint while driving earlier this year, so the whole world already knows. how many times did she think she could try her dumb luck?
I hear that she was at Hyde last night??????
Nearly every hollyslut that has been around Paris has been pop by the cops for something….. news at 11.
Why would the Cathouse in Vegas care about her DUI. You act like Cathouse is Harvard University. Its a fucking club in Vegas the makes money on drunks like Mischa.
MY GUESS IS THAT IT'S HEROIN
HOW ELSE CAN SHE TOP EVERYONE ELSE ???
what are u sayin?that stupid bitch of vanessa still work for disney and meesh just for one mistake won't work for keds…com on!the fault is all of cisco that introduced her pot…fuckin loser man!
mischa is amazin made just a mistake!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! that what happens when you want to drink
dumb move, which makes you a dumb girl
This stinks of a publicity stunt to me…
Duh, she'll just go to "rehab" at some cozy spa for a few weeks, apologize, and all will be fine!
Leave Mischa alone. People mess up. It happens. Stop talking shit on her.
She has the ugliest damn legs ever. Can anything be done about this?
Re: Breescha – True, people do mess up, but when they mess up DUI behind the wheel of an automobile, they kill other innocent people. If talking shit stops these drunks from driving, then I'm all in.
just like on the o.c.?
I always thought she was a coke head, skinny bitch… but I still miss O.C.
Look at the whore walking the street.
At first when the O.C. started I thought that this girl had some brains and class. WRONG. She's the same stupid whore that Lindsay, Paris, Britney and those other STUPID shit for brains poptarts are. Mischa: going pantyless in limos, passing out for "exhaustion" and being arrested for drink driving. A real fuck up shit for brains whore just like her sister. And she has the same slutty look about her that Lindsay has. I can see this whore giving head all over tinsel town. She will have to get used to sucking men off because that's the only way that she will able to get any work from now on.
Hollywood stars are such messed up insecure fuck ups with no direction or purpose in life. Nothing but drugs and orgies. Money cannot make you happy and these fuck ups waste of sperm are a great example of this. Marriages never last, the men always cheat. Who wouldn't want to be a Hollywood star? *sarcasm*.
At what point do they look at themselves in the mirror and say "there's more to life than this".
Re: Breescha –
Yeah you are right, it is the "in thing" right now to drive drunk. I am with you all the way sistah, we need to control the human population. People who drive drunk and kills someone should be given a tax breaks. Hell if they kill a child they should be given a million bucks, more if it's a pregnant woman.
I am going to write my congresswoman to name a bill after you "Breescha Bill" eliminating funding to MADD, AA, and all other Drunk Driving prevention programs. Also, I am going to demand that it should be legal to drive drunk.
Fuck Human life huh Breescha.
SHE IS OVER
when anyone manages to only get 55 comments on perez hilton that means nobody cares. this girl became known out of luck, she was never stunning, she never did any work of real talent. she got lucky and was on the OC and then they kicked her to the curb. she should have never been famous and is apparently headed back into the black hole she crawled out of.
her face can be ok at times.
she's skinny at times and just out of shape at others.
she's always flabby.
she has zero curves at all.
she can't act.
she acts like a snob when in public.
yeah, i see no reason to like this has-been.
bye bye mischa
oh and vegas might not replace her. that city isn't exactly classy. it's filled with drunken trash and sleaze balls. people go there to binge drink, f*ck, throw up in the hallways or curbs, get carried to their rooms, and see how much partying they can squeeze into a weekend. the people that actually live there are even better, it's all about the money and they sold their souls a long time ago to get that cake. vegas is desperate to get whatever celebs they can out there. in todays celeb-obsessed society a name will draw more people to the club and put more money in the club owners pocket.
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vegas was over a few years ago and it came back.. maybe mushy will too lol
or vegas will be handed over to old people who gamble away all their money and mushy can make her home there.. it'll suit her either way. she should just move out there now and whore herself out for whatever she can while she can. i'm surprised nobody booked megan fox to host anything out there.. she's much more hot and is totally upcoming unlike this bag of flab and bones.
When will these American celebrities learn, that they're not above the law? Or are they? Sometimes I wonder, seeing how your country seem to judge them very lenient.
she's a dumbass.
the bitch needed attention. all the other "cool" people were getting dui's, so she had to, too.
what the hell has this chick done lately?? I've had her on a flight (im a stewardess) and she was THE biggest bitch I've ever had to serve. NOT cute and quite frankly, I just dont get it!!!!
shes a coke whore. she was at a party at the roosevelt a few weeks ago, and she was evil-eying my friend and doing mad coke.
They should just legalize pot already.
I can't beleive this girl is news of any sort. She is a leeching whore and desreves to be smacked-down for being a hollywood wanna-be.
There are so many girls in LA/OC that are way more hot than her, and she makes news? Bleh.
She'll get 45 minutes in Lynwood, case closed. I'd get 45 days.
Jeez, what the hell happened to her? When I first saw her on Season One of the OC I thought she was beyond beautiful. Now she looks emaciated and weird, like an Olsen twin. Too bad.
she just wants to copy paris, brittney, and lindsey. what a jerk, she is going to ruin whatever is left of her career, does she really think this is going to help her career? bad move! she just looks like a real asshole like ther rest of them.
I love her !! Leave her alone
Perez, I like your posts, usually, but it appears that marketing and numbers are not necessarily your strong suits. My guess is that the partners at the CatHouse shared high fives after they heard about Mischa's arrest. Free publicity. And suddenly a higher profile star, for an already contracted price. They're just hoping she doesn't end up a) in Central Lockup on NYE, or b) stricken with a sense of remorse that leads her to cancel her commitment.
Yeah, she can probably kiss the Keds contract goodbye, but this seemingly adverse publicity may open up other revenue streams for Mischa a la Kate Moss or, to use an example nearer to Perez' heart, Paris Hilton.
Hookers & Blow FTW!
OI PEREZ iz making millions off this exact txt thanks to mischa x
i loved you on the oc>!!
i've seen her in malibu and she's quite white and large.