We Love Her Lady Lumps

Filed under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette

She's got a new album coming out in a few months. She's going on tour with Matchbox 20.

And, now, Alanis Morissette has a sizzling new look to boot!

One of our favoritest Canadians debuted a glamorous new makeover in the new issue of Allure.

Rock out!

Posted: Dec 29, 2007 at 4:22 pm / Email this »

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#1
jessica says – reply to this

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first
chakf says – reply to this

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cool
beautfull says – reply to this

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first bitch
beautfull says – reply to this

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first bitch
KAIMOSAE says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST
MAYBE 12 13
awww not first says – reply to this

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she looks ok
wowprincess says – reply to this

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firsttttttttttttttttt
baxter says – reply to this

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first!
wowprincess says – reply to this

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firsttttttttttttttttt
MRS SCHMOO says – reply to this

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WOW, SHE LOOKS GREAT…LUV HER STUFF!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL! *BUG HUGS AND KISSES ALL AROUND*
Sinn Féin says – reply to this

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Bloody hell! That woman is hot!
Sharkhark says – reply to this

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I can finally be first in line. Now that ryan is out of the picture she is all mine, I mean I am canadian and not bad looking, what more could she want…………………?
KAIMOSAE says – reply to this

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ALMOST 1ST CLOSE
fsdfsdfds says – reply to this

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i love her
Missing reality says – reply to this

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Hasn't all this photoshopping gone too far? She's not even slightly recognizable.
first! says – reply to this

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she looks HAWT!
velvety says – reply to this

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nobody cares about alanis morissette
Mike Jones says – reply to this

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Not recognizeable.
Lala says – reply to this

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lookin' good!
britney's BFF says – reply to this

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holy shizzle! She looks awesome!
Katie says – reply to this

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As much as I hate to say it, but she looks great. I'm just wondering how much of that photo was airbrushed.
mel says – reply to this

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She looks awesome. Go Alanis!!
Shark says – reply to this

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the allure link gives me rihanna? what is this some conspiracty against us canadians? where are the pics ?
kimmm says – reply to this

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hahaha can you say retouched?!?!?!?!
damn mimoo's retoucher is getting hella
business these days!!!!
Telly says – reply to this

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MARIAH'S RETOUCHER
Haley (: says – reply to this

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Verah nice, how muchh?
Sarah Bo Barah says – reply to this

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not hott
Bridget says – reply to this

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THAT'S Alanis??! I've always liked her, but I never really thought she was hot, but she is smokin' in this outfit!!
PAUL says – reply to this

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She looks totally 'painted' like all Micahel Thompson photos (check W mag.)
Julia says – reply to this

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woooo I already have my tickets… it's going to be an amazing show
jj says – reply to this

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wow! She looks hot (and I never thought I'd say that!)
Joe says – reply to this

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She's hot! I can't wait for Flavors of Entanglement and her concert!
Chad says – reply to this

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That is Hot. I am so excited for a new album. My dream would be if she put her rendition of "My Humps" on as a bonus track.
Amanda says – reply to this

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ALANIS IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am so excited for her new cd!!!! Trust me, you all will love it!!!!!!

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canadiania says – reply to this

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i'm a big alanis fan don't get me wrong, but what is this?! I never thought of her to be the kindof person to allow such obvious photo-shopping to be done to her! i'm kindof disappointed
amanda Allure says – reply to this

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Her new CD is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALANIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alexandra says – reply to this

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Who is this woman and what has she done with Alanis Morissette? Geez, she looks amazing!
gretchen says – reply to this

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can someone say airbrushing
lannie jones says – reply to this

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Poor thing, she looks like she got the air-brushed-photo-shop-mariah-carey-treatment. Sorry folks, but Alainis has been "mariah'd"
karen says – reply to this

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Nice to see she's keeping the photoshop guys busy.
Holly would says – reply to this

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closing in on middle age trying to chase the latest craze. too predictable.
Alanis Morissette says – reply to this

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Re: velvety – what do you mean no one cares about A.M - i care! Can't wait for her new album!
lisa! in hell Paso! says – reply to this

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he's still boring….matchbox 20 is lame…..NEXT!
lisa! in hell Paso! says – reply to this

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she's still boring….matchbox 20 is lame…..NEXT!
berlin says – reply to this

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is she supposed to be some futuristic rock goddess here to save the world? She looks like an extra from that video for "addicted to love"
Cobains says – reply to this

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OMG, Alanis is looking so hot these days. The "my humps" video was cool, but geez I couldn't see that one coming.
Alanis lover says – reply to this

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Alanis = God(dess)
Suzie says – reply to this

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Perez, you always rip on people for getting photo shopped to hell. Why not Alanis? I didn't even recognize her.
Carl says – reply to this

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Wow! She actually looks like someone a man would want to have sex with!
tampon jones says – reply to this

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Wow! She's going all Fergie on us focusing more on her image trying to reinvent herself as a sexy pop tart. Oh the irony! Gotz to love it.
Joan Rivers says – reply to this

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Looks like she sold out to a big record company. Be pretty, or don't get singed. Nip, tuck, nip, tuck, then the photoshop,…
SHIT says – reply to this

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WOW, Van Wilder eat your fuckin heart out.
she is fug, sorry says – reply to this

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she is fug, that is just photoshopping, i dont know how the hell she was with that hot piece ryan reynolds for so long. horse face! BTW her and matchbox 20 SUCK!!!!!! What are they naming their tour, "The Elevator Music Tour"?
Loser says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd hit it!
HeyBritneyFans says – reply to this

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I hope you realize that Alanis Morissette is one of the very few female artist left who actually writes all her stuff and doesn't need to be surrounded by "top producers" like Timbaland to get her shit done. Nobody is forced to like her but respecting somebody who's obviously more talented than you is something an intelligent human being would do. Who cares about the airbrush? I'm sure this girl is more beautiful than most of you and in a thousand ways.
Laury says – reply to this

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Wow, she looks great!!!! I love her! Go Alanis!
MN_NICE says – reply to this

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*sung to the tune of GNR's "Paradise City"—
Take me down to photoshop city…where alanis's real age is approaching 50…

can't stand her…never will.
chet says – reply to this

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SMOKIN' HOT!!!!
anyone know? says – reply to this

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it's a little bit overdone for Alanis. why did she and Ryan break up?
Nicole says – reply to this

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Soleil Moon Frye???
uaksbndaks says – reply to this

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THIS IS OLD NEWSS!! I SAW THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO! GET WITH IT PEREZ
cheers says – reply to this

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Never would have guessed that was her.
Matthew Bailey says – reply to this

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She looks fucking gorgeous!!
PJW says – reply to this

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1994 - Mariah Carey, 'Merry Christmas'/early 'Daydream' days

2007 - Shakira, Beautiful Liar video

2007 - Alanis Morrisette, new promo

Check out the similarities people.
Mariah during the late Merry Christmas/early Daydream days, Shakira in Beautiful liar video where shes in the forest bit.

The latter two are using some good photoshoppers!
KC says – reply to this

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*sung to the tune of GNR's "Paradise City"—
Take me down to photoshop city…where alanis's real age is approaching 50…
can't stand her…never will.

Um…she's actually 34…nice try, though…and I'm sure she really cares that you never liked her and never will…the feeling's probably mutual.
Nina says – reply to this

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That is some great airbrushing
Nina says – reply to this

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That is some great airbrushing
{♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this

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{♥}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz{♥}

I luv Alaniz..thank God zhe

iz growing back that beautiful hair..

I luv her muzic .. Luv 2 play her older

zongz…they're zo damn good…

luv the black..my favorite color☻

{♥}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz{♥♥}
bbbeeewww says – reply to this

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does her chest look HUGE??? or am i seeing distortion

doesn't anyone remember?? she was fabricated and packaged. she didn't come to music organically. her image was strategized, created and presented/marketed. she the an original FAUX ORIGINAL. oppposite of norah jones…..gross
bbbeeewww says – reply to this

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does her chest look HUGE??? or am i seeing distortion

doesn't anyone remember?? she was fabricated and packaged. she didn't come to music organically. her image was strategized, created and presented/marketed. she the an original FAUX ORIGINAL. oppposite of norah jones…..AM is gross
warrencray says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! you just made my day!!!!!!
mariah says – reply to this

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Dress up a pig its still a pig
grace says – reply to this

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uhhhhh is she still with ryan reynolds?
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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DAMN !!!!
She's never looked better !!!!
MsLauren says – reply to this

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ooo i like!
MsLove says – reply to this

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ooo i like!
MsLove says – reply to this

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ooo i like it!
dean down under says – reply to this

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Lucky batards in the US get Alanis and Matchbox in one concert…. I don't think it's photoshop a much as good lighting.
joei says – reply to this

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oh my i never thought i'd say this but she definately has shakira's LAUNDRY SERVICE ERA style. ..

people called shakira the alanis of latin music but now it seems as if ALANIS is targeting the shakira-esque look.. definately looks like sometihng shakira would do..

i love it!
erin says – reply to this

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OMG… I looove Alanis! Looking better than ever!
beachy says – reply to this

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In high school, she tried to get into a party and was met with resistance. She had to give BJ's to a string of football players. Afterwards, she wasn't allowed to enter the party. Who has the last laugh now??

Check it out with her ex-high school buds (in Canada).
holy moly! says – reply to this

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She's been retouched beyond recognition.
anonymous says – reply to this

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she only has one tit.
chantel says – reply to this

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WOW SHE LOOKS HOT JUST LIKE ME
luna says – reply to this

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you guys are idiots. she let allure give her a makeover. if you dont go out of your way to look at actualy nice photos of people, all you will see are the ugliest ones the media gives you. shes ALWAYS HOT>
anon says – reply to this

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one tit
abz says – reply to this

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Hello, people! Remember when Allure recently had Britney on the cover and she was clearly photoshopped up the wazoo?? Need I say more????
chritti says – reply to this

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she looks good! love her with longer hair.
SHOPBlessed.com says – reply to this

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She looks gorgeous, and really confident in her new look. Can't wait to hear the new album!
SHOPBlessed.com
Alice says – reply to this

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Hot. Thats a good look for her because I never thought that she was the least bit attractive…
TeddC says – reply to this

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She looks really good I love her…she is almost looking like alyssa Milano
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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Wow, She looks awesome!
Scarlett………. Who?
I hope her new album blows us all away!
jman says – reply to this

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BOW DOWN BITCHES!!!! The Rock goddes is back
Jess says – reply to this

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Finally she's back to her old self and even better actually! Thank you for growing your hair back out…thank you India, thank you providence…lol… It's about effin time ALANIS! Ryan Schmyan who? I love the angsty shit…yay!
Mr Duplicity says – reply to this

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Is she releasing another remixed acoustic version of the Jagged Little Pill CD? Talk about 1 album wonder!
anonymous says – reply to this

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Perez always talks about Mariahs re touched photos! whoa!!!!
anonymous says – reply to this

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Perez always talks about Mariahs re touched photos! whoa!!!!
WOW!!! says – reply to this

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WOW!!!!! Photoshop is AMAZING! They actually managed to make a horse look human!!
dsSAD says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU DUMB FUCK. WHY DONT YOU MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT THE TOUCH UPS THATS HAPPENED FOR THIS PHOTOSHOPPED PIC? ALANIS IS NOOOOOOOT THIS HOT. ROFLMAO

TY FOR PHOTOSHOP. NOW, JUST AS TINA WOULD SAY., GO TO HELL.