We Love Her Lady Lumps
Filed under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette
She's got a new album coming out in a few months. She's going on tour with Matchbox 20.
And, now, Alanis Morissette has a sizzling new look to boot!
One of our favoritest Canadians debuted a glamorous new makeover in the new issue of Allure.
Rock out!
Posted: December 29, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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WOW, SHE LOOKS GREAT…LUV HER STUFF!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL! *BUG HUGS AND KISSES ALL AROUND*
Bloody hell! That woman is hot!
I can finally be first in line. Now that ryan is out of the picture she is all mine, I mean I am canadian and not bad looking, what more could she want…………………?
ALMOST 1ST CLOSE
i love her
Hasn't all this photoshopping gone too far? She's not even slightly recognizable.
she looks HAWT!
nobody cares about alanis morissette
Not recognizeable.
lookin' good!
holy shizzle! She looks awesome!
As much as I hate to say it, but she looks great. I'm just wondering how much of that photo was airbrushed.
She looks awesome. Go Alanis!!
the allure link gives me rihanna? what is this some conspiracty against us canadians? where are the pics ?
hahaha can you say retouched?!?!?!?!
damn mimoo's retoucher is getting hella
business these days!!!!
MARIAH'S RETOUCHER
Verah nice, how muchh?
not hott
THAT'S Alanis??! I've always liked her, but I never really thought she was hot, but she is smokin' in this outfit!!
She looks totally 'painted' like all Micahel Thompson photos (check W mag.)
woooo I already have my tickets… it's going to be an amazing show
wow! She looks hot (and I never thought I'd say that!)
She's hot! I can't wait for Flavors of Entanglement and her concert!
That is Hot. I am so excited for a new album. My dream would be if she put her rendition of "My Humps" on as a bonus track.
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ALANIS IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am so excited for her new cd!!!! Trust me, you all will love it!!!!!!
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i'm a big alanis fan don't get me wrong, but what is this?! I never thought of her to be the kindof person to allow such obvious photo-shopping to be done to her! i'm kindof disappointed
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Her new CD is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU ALANIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who is this woman and what has she done with Alanis Morissette? Geez, she looks amazing!
can someone say airbrushing
Poor thing, she looks like she got the air-brushed-photo-shop-mariah-carey-treatment. Sorry folks, but Alainis has been "mariah'd"
Nice to see she's keeping the photoshop guys busy.
closing in on middle age trying to chase the latest craze. too predictable.
Re: velvety – what do you mean no one cares about A.M - i care! Can't wait for her new album!
he's still boring….matchbox 20 is lame…..NEXT!
she's still boring….matchbox 20 is lame…..NEXT!
is she supposed to be some futuristic rock goddess here to save the world? She looks like an extra from that video for "addicted to love"
OMG, Alanis is looking so hot these days. The "my humps" video was cool, but geez I couldn't see that one coming.
Alanis = God(dess)
Perez, you always rip on people for getting photo shopped to hell. Why not Alanis? I didn't even recognize her.
Wow! She actually looks like someone a man would want to have sex with!
Wow! She's going all Fergie on us focusing more on her image trying to reinvent herself as a sexy pop tart. Oh the irony! Gotz to love it.
Looks like she sold out to a big record company. Be pretty, or don't get singed. Nip, tuck, nip, tuck, then the photoshop,…
WOW, Van Wilder eat your fuckin heart out.
she is fug, that is just photoshopping, i dont know how the hell she was with that hot piece ryan reynolds for so long. horse face! BTW her and matchbox 20 SUCK!!!!!! What are they naming their tour, "The Elevator Music Tour"?
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd hit it!
I hope you realize that Alanis Morissette is one of the very few female artist left who actually writes all her stuff and doesn't need to be surrounded by "top producers" like Timbaland to get her shit done. Nobody is forced to like her but respecting somebody who's obviously more talented than you is something an intelligent human being would do. Who cares about the airbrush? I'm sure this girl is more beautiful than most of you and in a thousand ways.
Wow, she looks great!!!! I love her! Go Alanis!
*sung to the tune of GNR's "Paradise City"—
Take me down to photoshop city…where alanis's real age is approaching 50…
can't stand her…never will.
SMOKIN' HOT!!!!
it's a little bit overdone for Alanis. why did she and Ryan break up?
Soleil Moon Frye???
THIS IS OLD NEWSS!! I SAW THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO! GET WITH IT PEREZ
Never would have guessed that was her.
She looks fucking gorgeous!!
1994 - Mariah Carey, 'Merry Christmas'/early 'Daydream' days
2007 - Shakira, Beautiful Liar video
2007 - Alanis Morrisette, new promo
Check out the similarities people.
Mariah during the late Merry Christmas/early Daydream days, Shakira in Beautiful liar video where shes in the forest bit.
The latter two are using some good photoshoppers!
*sung to the tune of GNR's "Paradise City"—
Take me down to photoshop city…where alanis's real age is approaching 50…
can't stand her…never will.
Um…she's actually 34…nice try, though…and I'm sure she really cares that you never liked her and never will…the feeling's probably mutual.
That is some great airbrushing
That is some great airbrushing
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I luv Alaniz..thank God zhe
iz growing back that beautiful hair..
I luv her muzic .. Luv 2 play her older
zongz…they're zo damn good…
luv the black..my favorite color☻
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does her chest look HUGE??? or am i seeing distortion
doesn't anyone remember?? she was fabricated and packaged. she didn't come to music organically. her image was strategized, created and presented/marketed. she the an original FAUX ORIGINAL. oppposite of norah jones…..gross
does her chest look HUGE??? or am i seeing distortion
doesn't anyone remember?? she was fabricated and packaged. she didn't come to music organically. her image was strategized, created and presented/marketed. she the an original FAUX ORIGINAL. oppposite of norah jones…..AM is gross
PEREZ!!! you just made my day!!!!!!
Dress up a pig its still a pig
uhhhhh is she still with ryan reynolds?
DAMN !!!!
She's never looked better !!!!
ooo i like!
ooo i like!
ooo i like it!
Lucky batards in the US get Alanis and Matchbox in one concert…. I don't think it's photoshop a much as good lighting.
oh my i never thought i'd say this but she definately has shakira's LAUNDRY SERVICE ERA style. ..
people called shakira the alanis of latin music but now it seems as if ALANIS is targeting the shakira-esque look.. definately looks like sometihng shakira would do..
i love it!
OMG… I looove Alanis! Looking better than ever!
In high school, she tried to get into a party and was met with resistance. She had to give BJ's to a string of football players. Afterwards, she wasn't allowed to enter the party. Who has the last laugh now??
Check it out with her ex-high school buds (in Canada).
She's been retouched beyond recognition.
she only has one tit.
WOW SHE LOOKS HOT JUST LIKE ME
you guys are idiots. she let allure give her a makeover. if you dont go out of your way to look at actualy nice photos of people, all you will see are the ugliest ones the media gives you. shes ALWAYS HOT>
one tit
Hello, people! Remember when Allure recently had Britney on the cover and she was clearly photoshopped up the wazoo?? Need I say more????
she looks good! love her with longer hair.
She looks gorgeous, and really confident in her new look. Can't wait to hear the new album!
SHOPBlessed.com
Hot. Thats a good look for her because I never thought that she was the least bit attractive…
She looks really good I love her…she is almost looking like alyssa Milano
Wow, She looks awesome!
Scarlett………. Who?
I hope her new album blows us all away!
BOW DOWN BITCHES!!!! The Rock goddes is back
Finally she's back to her old self and even better actually! Thank you for growing your hair back out…thank you India, thank you providence…lol… It's about effin time ALANIS! Ryan Schmyan who? I love the angsty shit…yay!
Is she releasing another remixed acoustic version of the Jagged Little Pill CD? Talk about 1 album wonder!
Perez always talks about Mariahs re touched photos! whoa!!!!
Perez always talks about Mariahs re touched photos! whoa!!!!
WOW!!!!! Photoshop is AMAZING! They actually managed to make a horse look human!!
PEREZ YOU DUMB FUCK. WHY DONT YOU MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT THE TOUCH UPS THATS HAPPENED FOR THIS PHOTOSHOPPED PIC? ALANIS IS NOOOOOOOT THIS HOT. ROFLMAO
TY FOR PHOTOSHOP. NOW, JUST AS TINA WOULD SAY., GO TO HELL.