Mushy Didn't Make It, But…

Isn't Jack Osbourne looking hot?
The rock offspring and sister Kelly were the main draws at the opening of the CatHouse lounge at the Luxor hotel in Vegas on Saturday night.
Mischa Barton was supposed to host the event, but then….we all know what happened.
Hopefully Jack & Kelly got some of Mushy's money!
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1st
whoa, he looks different!
first
They look like younger versions of their parents!!
grosssssssssssssssssss
whoa, he looks different!
and what happened to mischa barton?
#1
FIRST!!!
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They look little Sharon and Ozzy only younger !
first
Kelly is de one looking hot
first? he is looking almost hot, isn't he?
STAY FABULOUS!
AWW
first!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL!!! FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
cool couple
they're both fugs. 1st!!
Maybe once Mischa is rehabbed, she can one day HOST AGAIN!!
Maybe once Mischa is rehabbed, she can one day HOST AGAIN!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
first!
Looks like he's storing nuts in those cheeks.
first? i miss them!
FIRST BITCHES!
Not hot.
What? Am I FIRST?!
Yuk x 2!!!
With half pasted on smiles!!!
Not hot, just very cute.
fat and fatter
ha ha, i was first, and i won!
Well, if by hot you mean
put all the weight back on
then yes, he looks hot.
these guys will never have to work hard in their life.
I don't think they will be disinherited by their parents..
I have more respect for Paris knowing she has to make her own money.
Paris should marry Starvos
Kelly and Jack have wierd parents.
uhm ewwww
wow, they're both looking great. good for them.
Re: okay – Dude, she doesn't work.
What an idiot.
She just shows up places and gets paid.
She gets work and money BECAUSE OF HER NAME
If it wasn't for their parents/grandparents she would ACTUALLY have to work.
they are so great.
It looks like the hobbit and his pudgy vampire girlfriend
He looks kinda like YOU, Perez.
Kelly is looking great since she dropped all her lard! Jack is looking better too! Both look so much healthier.
ummm…no he's not
They both look great in that pic!
You guys look awsome!!!! way to come back~~good luck in 2008
I always thought Jack was a cutie - but now that he's lost that baby weight … OMG! Yes please!
Jack looks pretty good. I'm glad he's kept his weight down. Actually, he looks adorable now.
What is it with Kelly? No matter how nice or how bad she looks, she always looks pissed off at the world. Of course, with a father like Ozzy I should probably have more sympathy for her. Kelly could be stick thin and she would still have a round face. Every picture I've seen of her, shows she has beautiful skin. It might not be fashionable right now, but it is still beautiful.
kelly osbourne… looking a dead ringer for pixie geldof
Hot is really, really pushing it (did Al Roker's weight loss make him "hot"?), but yes, there's noticeable improvement over previous levels of unfuckability.
After saying that, I have to say that I hate, hate, hate, hate these girls who put tats every since place on their bodies. They can be done tastefully, but not if they're all over your body. I like several small ones I've seen on women's lower back that are very pretty. Then you have the LA Ink lady. Are you that unhappy with what you were born with that you have to cover it over with all these garish, fugly tats? What drives people to do that?
actually yeah hes sooo cute
… kelly looks soooo much like sharon, its the looks she gives i think lol
Jack looks like Patton Oswalt
Re: Tira – um, quite honestly, im sure people with tattoes all over their bodies dont give a fuck if you find it tasteless, me being one of them. so shut ur pie whole ya douchenut.
Kelly is such a HOT bitch! Love her! And who knew Jack could look so cute?!
jack osbourne looks just a bit hotter than you , perez…
but we all know this isn't saying much at all…lmao
I wish Kelly could do something about her very large face. Wouldn't it be great if her and Rumor Willis could come up with a way to shrink their coconuts?
jack is HOOOOOT! so are KELLY!!!!!!
gee he's…whoa.
he used to look like a POTATO.
now he kinda looks like u perez..:))
Way to go on the weight loss guys! The Osbourne kids are looking great since their reality show! They both look healthy and like they are getting in better shape!
Yes Jack is looking very sexy. I havent been paying attention to kelly or any of the Osbourne's In a long time.
i liked jack when he was fat… so this skinny jack is so amazing. i'd totally be a dork and go climbing with him
He's getting fat again, but I'd still do him- he's a cutie pie.
Yeah he's looking much better. Hey Perez! Lost some weight too. You got nice facial features. I bet you'd look much better too.
i thought they both got skinny…………
too cute, good for them. i love that their mother calls it as she sees it re: courtney love. it's good to get rehab over when you're young.
SHE LOOKS 45 IN THIS PICTURE AND VERY UN APPEALING.HE LOOKS PLEASANT BUT UNAPPEALING.
NO WAY is that Jack Osbourne! He's almost hot! :O They'r looking hot!
Ok NEWS FLASH WHEN WAS NASTY JACK OSBOURNE EVER HOT IN HIS LIFE
PLEZZZZZZZZZZZE LETS NOT EVEN START ON KELLY MISS PIGGY.
FIRST!!!!
Just kidding. Hes not hot.
ummmmmmmmm………….. sorry since when was Jack Osbourne ever hot. There tv show was like 80 years ago now. He is soooooooooooo not hot kelly is not hot either
They both look great!
Mr. Porky and Ms. Piggy….they may as well give it up with those infamous diets….they get that fat gene from their Mom….have you seen pictures of Sharon when she and Ozzy first married….she was a cow (300 lbs.)……not only that but, looked dumpy. How could Ozzy find the "real thing" with all those rolls of fat….ugh!…..Jack is now a "turn off". By the way, Perez, you should lose some poundage….you were a hottie when you were lean and trim. Such a handsome face.
he surely looks the best he ever looked..cute face
I THINK ALL THAT HAIR DYE IS GETTING TO YOU PEREZ 'CAUSE JACK IS THE FUGLIEST CELEB SPAWN BESIDES RUMER WILLIS I HAVE EVER SEEN (HIS SISTER'S FUCKIN UGLY TOO). SURE GOOD FOR HIM THAT HE LOST THE WEIGHT BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM HOT, NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. ICK, ICK, ICK!!
They both do look very good! It is too bad Jack has HIV though. Running in the fast lane for those few years took it toll.
Re: Fred – where did you read that?Re: Fred –
Re: A –
OH MY GOD is that him? hot hot hot
Re: Fred – Wait……WHAT? He has HIV???? I don't think so…really?? I don't know why but that surprises me if this is true.
Oh in Ohio. Is everyone in Oliver's Army? Jack Johnson the Werewolf of London and Kelly the golden charmed Drusilla. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne.
Holly Green Street Hooligans Batman I had the wrong man. Vamps love Santa and red head Canadian guys. South park was right about the President of Canada.
The black CatHouse Lounge is about to get a visit from Sunnydale. It's always the guy that says "your so cute"….that wants to gobble you up.
Hope Jack and Jill know how to fall. Vamp's always drink the Tin Cup.
Meg Griffin - the story of my life.
he turned into quite the bear-cub
if he were get hed get laid every night.
is he a top or a bottom?
Re: SHIZZLE…SHE –
he doesn't have HIV. his cousin, Terry Longden, is the one with HIV.
Why does kelly look like she has a turd in her mouth?
I HATE spoiled rich peope who look disgusted all the time. She should be fucking smiling with the carefree worry free life she's been given.
FU KELLY
Id blow him, but I bet he's uncut.
cheesy foreskin, yuk
he is looking hot???? thats like asking is 'perez hilton' is looking hot. wtf, gross……crackhead. btw perez you have a meth face.
He kind of has the Perez look going on but isn't nearly as hot as P-NASTY!
Perez has a rockin' attitude and is a self-made man, not the offspring of a famous person who trades on that like dog-faced Rumer Willis and this idiot here! In my O-PEN-YUN!
Don't they look great?!!! Good for them!
jack is a mega hottie i would so tap that.
JACK - YOU ARE SO HOT WHEN YOU ARE ON THE TRIMMER SIDE DONT GET ALL CRAZY WITH SOME MANOREXIA - BUT DROP SOME PUDGE SO YOU CAN WORK IT
U 2 PEREZ… SERIOUSLY ITS NOT THAT HARD TO PUT THE BAG OF CHIPS DOWN TRY FRESH FRUIT FOR GODS SAKE! I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LOOK MORE LIKE THE LITTLE CARICATURES AT THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE
He got fat again!
They are both ugly beasts. Fat fuckers w/too much money. Even a lesbo wouldn't eat Kelly's fat, skanky pussy!
Re: CARLEI – NOT FIRST
dumbbitch
Oui Oui!
Jack et Kelly Sont très gentils
Et Mushy Fartone n'est pas agréable du tout!
Re: JAY – What are you, 12? Damn, grow up
JACK LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN CARTOON.
i love how you all think you're fucking first and whats the big deal in being first
you guys are freaking cool.
lol…Perez thinks Jack is hot because they look alike. Perez, tone that homo shit down a notch, please…
wow they BOTH look great!!
Why so hard on Rumie W? Shes a beauty with an unconvential face…and as for Jack and Kelly…they look great!
nice try perez trying to make fat guys hot, but its not working. you're not hot. he's not hot. fat is not hot. i'll give you an e for effort, though. if you took e you'd lose weight!!
Ozzy is fucking sexy!!! omg I would totally tap Ozzy, not his kids though