Keeping Up Appearances

The Muppet and the Guido are still together, y'all. It's a match made in reality TV heaven!

New York and Tailor Made were spotted in Miami this weekend.

The couple, who announced their engagement last week, is in the MIA to celebrate New Years and the fact that they've been able to stay engaged for a week!

P.S. That chonga ass walking by in her hot pants? Priceless!

[Photo by Gustavo Caballero via Getty Images.]

Posted: Dec 31, 2007 at 12:48 pm / Email this »

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NICHOLAS says – reply to this

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WHY is she famous?!
Yukkie
c0d3w12 says – reply to this

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Is that a hooker in the background????
Lady Bay says – reply to this

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i hate that dumb bitch! please VH1 stop puttin her on tv. she has taken black people back 30 years!
Bah Humbug says – reply to this

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Tailor Made for publicity, you mean. I've never seen a more contrived "reality" show.
glo says – reply to this

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Taylor made sucks he acts like a conniving bitch.
meg says – reply to this

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good for them :]
meg says – reply to this

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good for them :]
first?
meg says – reply to this

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good for them :]
first?
infested whore says – reply to this

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she's a whore and he's a little pussy, they deserve each other….i really hope they stay together forever so that we don't have to see her v.d. infected ass on tv anymore
*c-Ball* says – reply to this

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She looks fat!
master patrick says – reply to this

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hmmmmmmmmmmm*
jg says – reply to this

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yeah!
eat it lick it snort it fuck it cunt monkey says – reply to this

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Technically FIRST, since Nicholas didn't claim it!
kayla says – reply to this

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FIRST
trackie says – reply to this

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i fucking hate tailor made.
soo much.

i loveeeeee new york
ihatetoluvdattranny says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww moon face! just imagine if they ended having children! but wait, they both men so i dont see dat happenning! lol!
Mallory285 says – reply to this

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Wait, they're engaged?? This shouldn't surprise me…
E! says – reply to this

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Second! Woot!
michelle says – reply to this

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SHE IS A NASTY BLACK HO!!!WHY IS SHE FAMOUS????
Anne says – reply to this

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Well at least she has a little bitch to follow her around…
blah says – reply to this

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BLAH they don't bother me lol not nearly as fugez. fat bastard. i'm actually watching her show right now ha
rosa says – reply to this

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cute, perez. too bad he's not a guido - he's hardcore polish.
Connie says – reply to this

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Lose weight in 2008 - www.portionpal.com
jessica says – reply to this

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she looks a bit sperminated, no?
hm, i didnt think tailor-made had it in him ;o]
Ugh says – reply to this

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He is so boring looking it's almost sad.
oilyasianmanboobies says – reply to this

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AAAWWWWW! Tailor-made is so adorable! He's like an oily piece of pepperoni that's been aged to perfection. And I'LL EAT IT BITCH!!
sweetiebean says – reply to this

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he's such a scumbag, and she's a whore. they're perfect for each other.
Kaiya says – reply to this

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I'm really surprised to see them still together. I mean, who would want to be with a woman as INSANE as her…Well, we all know who wears the pants in this relationship!
HOLLYwood says – reply to this

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he's not a guido, he's jewish
Good for her says – reply to this

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I'm glad! Maybe this will keep her dumbass off TV, oh wait…she could get a show from this. That's how VH1 works.
Myzz Whitney says – reply to this

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WOW!….I really cant stand her. or her animal looking mother! Hell bOth them broads look like freaking animals! ugh. Her weave is HORRIBLE!

But hey I guess she found someone just as lame as her. just with more money? I suppose. atleast she has the airbags[what she call breasts] put away! AHA!
WHO GIVES A DAMN says – reply to this

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HELL YEAH THIS IS ALL ABOUT PUBLICITY AND FOLKS ARE BUYING INTO IT. NEXT YEAR NOBODY WILL KNOW WHO THEY ARE, WHICH IS GOOD. HEY, CHECK OUT THE 1980'S STYLE HOOKER IN THE YELLOW HOTPANTS!
lu says – reply to this

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Love the Guess jeans circa 1988.
Jay says – reply to this

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Are the Guess spandex???
emily says – reply to this

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is that a baby bump???? Hmmm..
stupid fucks says – reply to this

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she looks like a tranny and he looks queer.
Jasmine says – reply to this

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hey, i'm happy for them! i'm glad she picked tailor made, he was the best fit for her…
Jes says – reply to this

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finally, it gives me hope seeing these two together that maybe one day they will just disapear and we will never have to hear about them again! but claps for happy them!!
Lesley says – reply to this

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Ummmm……GAY FACE MAYAH!!!!
Maybe Taylor Made should hook up with BIG Gay Al, now that would be a good reality show!!!!
Alex says – reply to this

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I want to know who the person is behind them in the tight yellow shorts, nice legs!!!
lala says – reply to this

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is she preggers?? i see a lil baby bump! She looks (surprisingly) nice for once.
perez just gave us the outcome of her WACKK!! reunion show. Tailor Made is hot–even with hair plugs lol —SIKE!! Engaged?? im happy for her she needs someone!!! Maybe MTV`s Desperate Lauren Conrad will be so lucky!! They look nice!!
lala says – reply to this

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is she preggers?? i see a lil baby bump! She looks (surprisingly) nice for once.
perez just gave us the outcome of her WACKK!! reunion show. Tailor Made is hot–even with hair plugs lol —SIKE!! Engaged?? im happy for her she needs someone!!! Maybe MTV`s Desperate Lauren Conrad will be so lucky!! They look nice!!
Jaggypie says – reply to this

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At the risk of sounding offensive..that guy has a gay face. Is he straight because it doesn't seem so. I've never watched the show. Can't stand New York and her drag queen mom.
NICHOLAS says – reply to this

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Re: eat it lick it snort it fuck it cunt monkey –

Consider it claimed…
lindsey. says – reply to this

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mannn, she got fat.
Gella says – reply to this

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she is gross ((( yakkkk and fat too
Alex says – reply to this

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I want to know who that person is behind them in the tight yellow shorts…nice.
hollyhoohoo says – reply to this

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i betcha it won't last for 2 weeks she should of chose buddha
hollyhoohoo says – reply to this

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i betcha it won't last for 2 weeks she should of chose buddha
The 3 Peckered Billy Goat says – reply to this

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I used to have 4 peckers until I had sex with New York. My 4th pecker melted off soon after.
Monica says – reply to this

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Who cares. she's trash anyways. 15min fame.
lovebrad says – reply to this

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This is some sick joke.
lol
Joe Clay says – reply to this

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Those two are complete idiots they deserve each other. On another note, there will most likely not be a season 3 of this show. That shrieking voice of new york makes my toes curl up….aaagh
poolfool says – reply to this

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Yup, a tranny and a gay guy getting it on! Bing in just such a relationship I should know.
Andy says – reply to this

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Ya'll should be glad. This might mean no more seasons for her show. Now if we can just get rid of the other brain dead wannabe celeb reality show bimbos. The Hills, Bad Girls Club, Rock of Love, Hogan knows best, Charm School on and on. Bunch of embarassments to the damn United Stated. Wonder what people in other countries who see these people think of us. They are the lowest form of life in this country. Them and people like Paris, Lindsey and the rest of the tramp troop. Britney is just CRAZY and needs to be placed in an institution by force and put on strong meds.
Andy says – reply to this

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I made a typo. "United States".
Christina says – reply to this

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Yayayay! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!
Brittnee says – reply to this

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hahaha at least that girl in the background
with the hot pants classes them up with some
heels!

still, ew.
Andy says – reply to this

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By the way. He is NOT Italian so there is no need to call him a guido. Do your research. No self respecting Italian would act like a sissy and get slapped & punked like he did on television. Italians, much like Black, Spanish and Irish men have some sense of machismo in them.
sullied says – reply to this

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Tailor made will be Stepfather to Buddah's baby
B's Wife says – reply to this

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Why was he kissing a blonde chick within the last two weeks?,?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Yourfairytale says – reply to this

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"The guido"? I don't like him either but you don't need to be racist, asshole!
sam says – reply to this

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she looks pregnant!!
sharon says – reply to this

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Damn she has gained so much weight. What a Pig
jenn says – reply to this

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I like the big Guess logo on the butt of her jeans.
janet says – reply to this

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OMG she got sooooo fat. all that reality tv paychecks sure cant buy beauty. maybe she should invest it in eticette classes
Derrick4Real says – reply to this

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Andy…grow up. Those shows are THE network's highest viewed shows…making them quite a bit of revenue. "Scripted Reality" is here to stay and all of the shows you listed are going to do well…regardless of content! Well…at least "The Schills" & "Rock of Love" and maybe "Hogan Knows Best" will…never watched the other two you mentioned.

I was not a ILNY fan AT ALL…but this season was soooooodamned funny…I got sucked in.
michele says – reply to this

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I am happy for them!! i hope it works out and they have ton of babies
k.c. says – reply to this

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They dont even look like they are a couple. Its obviously a desperate attempt to stay in the public eye by New York, she is so gross, her and her mom both look like trannys. AND Tailer Made looks GAY!!!!! If you didnt know who they were and saw them on the street you would think that he was her hair dresser or something. That seems to be the IN thing right now. Have a gay man do your hair and make-up! ♥
yo momma says – reply to this

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all of u stfu
they r such a cute couple
and if u think shes fat look at u
so every1 stfu they were meant 2 be 2gather
shes a tough bitch for a reason
she wanted a man and now shes got 1 and u ppl r saying fuck her?
plus tailor made is such a sweet person
so stfu
ty have a nice day
NEW YORK+TAILOR MADE 4EVER
♥
yo momma says – reply to this

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all of u stfu
they r such a cute couple
and if u think shes fat look at u
so every1 stfu they were meant 2 be 2gather
shes a tough bitch for a reason
she wanted a man and now shes got 1 and u ppl r saying fuck her?
plus tailor made is such a sweet person
so stfu
ty have a nice day
NEW YORK+TAILOR MADE 4EVER
♥
missycaronance says – reply to this

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I love Taylor Made and I'm glad he won. I hope they do get married and have like a million babies.
They Deserve Each Other says – reply to this

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She looks pregnant.
Fashion Icon he is NOT says – reply to this

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Ah! What happend to Tailor Made!?! On the show he was all clean and pulled together nice fashionable clothes but here he looks like he's going to take his trannie out for some burgers. Ewwww
Pily says – reply to this

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Why are people always hating!!! If they want to be together let them be!! Stop fucking hating and go worry about your shit!! IF 2 idiots want to get married, well good for them and blessings!! Gee why are people soo fucking mean nowadays!!!!
LadyT says – reply to this

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What a waste of space! They couldn't even pose in front of something nice. Check out the hooker in the bright yellow shorts! She is dead wrong for that and look at the beat up ground and NY is wearing Guess jeans!?!? Lol! I thought Tailor Made had some fashion job with Marc Eco he looks like a bum! Sad real sad why do we even care!?!?!
victoria says – reply to this

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she looks preggo to me!
TRENDZ says – reply to this

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She's not preggers that's just a beer gut. Isn't he still married! Lol!
Lolit@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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OMG IS SHE PREGNANT…I see a bump!!
Well I am glad that she found love!! It was about time…
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE!!
11:46am
alison says – reply to this

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monkey ass?? yeah, thats what chonga means….ouch talk about not being pc..lol
nicole says – reply to this

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Don't know if hes an Italian or not but seriously why do you have to call him a Guido? God forbid any other race is offended but offend Italians all you want and its fine right? Whatever Perez thats ridiculous….
Are you crazy? says – reply to this

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Re: hollyhoohoo – If she had chose Buddha it would be over all ready. Kudos to New York for picking a man who is willing to spoil her and treat her like a princess! Not some dumb, muscled-out neanderthal like Buddha who wants to be spoiled and catered to. New York was smart to kick his ass to the curb–that would have been a disaster in the making.
pookie says – reply to this

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"The MIA" is sooo copying "The ATL"
Shannon says – reply to this

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I think they make such a nice couple
JuJu says – reply to this

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Dude, you're fucking hilarious, I didn't even notice the hot pants
Hahaha

oh man they won't last, she's too paranoid about the fame leaving her

I can't wait for i love new york XXII
yesenia says – reply to this

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Miss new york i am so happy for you keep breaking necks ma hope it really works out 4 you u deserve it
peachy says – reply to this

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Re: Alex –
Looks like Brit must be in Miami too.
Brit looks cute in the yellow shorts and new wig, ha!
Jamie Beech says – reply to this

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Re: eat it lick it snort it fuck it cunt monkey –
You my friend are technically a TWAT! I called it, so therefore you are!
Randi says – reply to this

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New York plumped up! It looks good on her. Best wishes, y'all.
Heaven says – reply to this

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hhhmm, NY looks pregnant and TailorMade always looked oily even though he constantly was washing his face on the show. And yes, NY's mom does look like a drag queen!!
lodie says – reply to this

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Wow, she actually looks nice. It looks like Tailor Made's money is doing her well. She got her hair done, has on a cute outfit, and her makeup looks nice. Shit, props to NY.
keepOn says – reply to this

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Wow. So many haters. So pathetic.
is she?? says – reply to this

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man, that might be a bad angle, but she has one hell of a gut in that picture. is she pregnant???
kalesha says – reply to this

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i love new york! pple stop hatin! shes fabolous!!!!!! I d0nt understand y pple hate her shes awesome!! but she kinda looks pregnant here? is it just me??
kalesha says – reply to this

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i love new york! pple stop hatin! shes fabolous!!!!!! I d0nt understand y pple hate her shes awesome!! but she kinda looks pregnant here? is it just me??
Jey says – reply to this

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Fuck dat Chicken head SKANK BITCH and we all know that he is a total CLOSET FAG !!!!!!!!!!!!
dlksf says – reply to this

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I think taylor is a loser, but w.e.
Jay says – reply to this

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Re: kalesha – Fuck u too Chicken head You must be some black ghetto bitchhhhhhh
I HATE NEW YORK says – reply to this

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HALO! New York is a TRANNY!!!!!!
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Black jeans are back in style? I'll pass.