Show Off!

She's 44 - with the body of a 24 year old!

Nicolette Sheridan is hot….and she knows it.

The Desperate Housewives actress is still vacationing in St. Barths. The attention-loving star flexed her muscles for the paparazzi this past weekend.

Teri Hatcher must be so jealous. She probably barfed her fruitcake after seeing this picture!

[Image by ENF via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Dec 31, 2007 at 3:01 am / Email this »

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62 comments to “Show Off!”

kj says – reply to this

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haha reallly sexy
jequitha says – reply to this

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first ha ha
jequitha says – reply to this

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first ha ha
kari says – reply to this

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oh baby . haha
Yer mom says – reply to this

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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst
catia says – reply to this

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yeaaaa first
carson says – reply to this

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2nd! lame story. where's Britney?
alex says – reply to this

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first and wasted…go hamilton…and sheridan…and bolton!!!
Sherry says – reply to this

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2nd!
jill says – reply to this

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first
xyrenita says – reply to this

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she looks damn good!
Puddin says – reply to this

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Nicolette looks great!
james says – reply to this

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hey, she's reading mitch albom's five people you meet in heaven!
michelle says – reply to this

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congrats to her
natalie says – reply to this

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holy hotness!! O_o
bobdman says – reply to this

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Anorexics don't need a picture to barf up their fruitcake.
markus9128 says – reply to this

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Hell, she is hot…. wank wank wank
katie says – reply to this

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hey, she looks good so kudos to her! and screw teri snatcher!
diablofeminina weho says – reply to this

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Sure you will have a body like that, if you have no kids. However, it may be obtained with plastic surgery, diet and exercise–if you do have kids.
jon nd says – reply to this

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that is NOOOOOOO 24 yr old body!!!!!!!
my girl has a much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much BETTER body and she is indeed 24 as well..

what would you know PEREZ you dirty fag! die!
b is baaaack says – reply to this

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her bikini bottom's too small.
jackie says – reply to this

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LOL, love the comment about Teri Hatcher. Perez rocks! Miss Sheridan is really hot and probably has one of the best bods in Hollywood, not like those nameless shapeless skinny starlets.
Fuck Yes I Like. Her Face Is Hagged, But The Body Is Tight says – reply to this

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her face is fugly. But that body screams fuck me.
Barf says – reply to this

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Mini muffin top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e says – reply to this

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I thought it was Paris when I first glanced at the picture, and I immediately thought: When did she get so fit and how did she get such a nice looking body?

Hah.
Beverley says – reply to this

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Must be nice to have housekeepers, maids, chefs, gardeners, nannies, personal assistants, etc. All that's left when everyone does everything for you is to hire a trainer and work out.

If I didn't have to go to work, clean the house, cook meals, do the laundry, do the gardening, take care of the kids, run errands and everything else that 99% of the world can't pay someone else to do, I would probably have a body like that too.
lef says – reply to this

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At least she looks HEALTHY and hot not bony and anorexic…
Desperado says – reply to this

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There have been hundreds of photos from this vacation and Nicollette is posing in just about every single photo. Pretty pathetic when you have to put out pregnancy rumors about yourself and actually pay and take photographers with you on a vacation. I feel sorry for any normal person that ends up with any kind of celebrity. The amount of attention they need and the massive egos they need stroked on a daily basis would be beyond mentally draining.
smorf says – reply to this

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is this the longest vacation ever!!..enough with her on the beach already..no one cares
joyous says – reply to this

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She does look great. You can starve yourself to be thin…and workout…but you can't fake good skin. She looks tight.
jess says – reply to this

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I just finished reading the book she has in her hand.
"The Five People You Meet in Heaven" by Mitch Albom.
It's good.
come on now... says – reply to this

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No, No, Perez…Terri Hatcher doesn't EAT…
Chin Chin says – reply to this

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She's still a COUGAR!
Chrispy says – reply to this

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Not only is she smoking hot, but nicolette has e real woman;s body! She knows there is nothing sexy about a size "0"…
Chrispy says – reply to this

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Not only is she smoking hot, but Ms. Sheridan has a real woman's body! She knows there is nothing sexy about a size "0"…
Rachel says – reply to this

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fatty
Katie says – reply to this

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I'm 24 and I'm super jealous of a 44 year old! She looks great!
KMP says – reply to this

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There are plenty of fat, out of shape people who don't have kids. That is the biggest EXCUSE ever for being out of shape.
Mandyjean says – reply to this

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NO - 'cusse when this bitch was 25. I was still trying to get by baby fat off. Enjoy it Nic . as so soon as Mihael - most likey gay - Bolton sticks it to you, you're going to be flying throuh the Yellow Page looking for someone to remove the badonkadonk!
zezam says – reply to this

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Re: b is baaaack – Go suck your own cock!
Patricia says – reply to this

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She can't ever keep a man though - hmmm.
Mandyjean says – reply to this

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Re: KMP –
Fuck off, you obviously baren bitch. You have no idea how hard pregnancy is on your body, from things not being where they used to be to hairs where no hair should grow. Not to mention the stretch marks - no cruches in the world make thoses go away. Even the texture of your hair changes. And funny how these Hollywood moms are red carpet ready in two month - you think that's because they have magical genes? No, its because they get their ass kicked daily by a boot trainer and eat steamed chickn breast three times a day. An - oooooh. lets not for get the Spanxs - love you girl. And every foudation garment known to man. So before you make an ignoraint claim about how pregancy is a cop out, lets see your loser ass pop out a few puppies and whip your body back in shape by the time you stop breastfeeding ( or is breastfeeing too 'icky' for an stupid fool like yourself. But if I tlpped you off that BF knocked off 500 cals a day, I bet you'd 'ew ew ew' you way through the greater good - you know, for the cals, not the kid) you ignorent bitch. Aaahh, another sla to watch her kids b taken away . . . only is MY tax dollars that have to feed, shelter, and clothe yout brats.

Sorry 'Reze. got on a hella of a rant there.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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Best advertisment EVER that healthy eating and working out are much better for your body then botox, starvation, and children. Sorry Mom's I am all for parenthood but your body is never the same afterward !!
Va Jay Jay says – reply to this

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Bitch may have a nice body, but she still looks everyday of her 44 years.
Mandyjean says – reply to this

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Re: Beverley –

Bev - you rock and I couldn't agree more, babycakes.
Sam says – reply to this

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She looks awesome..but she should've gotten a larger bottom…it's giving her a muffin top.
Desperado says – reply to this

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Re: Mandyjean –

Amen sista!
Brandon says – reply to this

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HOT!!! She looks better than most 24 year old women I know!
Maree from Oz says – reply to this

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It's about time you said something nice about Nicolette, Perez! She is gorgeous, especially for her age and looking so fit & healthy and not like a skeleton! She is what women everywhere should aspire to look like - NOT the ridiculous Victoria Beckham!
dee says – reply to this

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i saw her in another pic in a different bikini.she looked great but the guy walking by her had a big belly and hairy chest, lol!!
worn out says – reply to this

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And the worn out tore up vagina of an over 40 mess.Give me a real 24 year old. These wannabees wear kids cloths etc, act dopey. Grow up. She was 44 44 years ago. move over grannies……
toadflaxxed says – reply to this

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No 24-year old has a stretched-out, skanky twat like Twitolette - except for Britney or Paris. I could SO do without a day of a photo of that rotten-crotch douche nozzle in a bikini on a beach. GO DO SOMETHING already! Get a life. Shower the sand out of your coochie. A dried up never-was.
kate says – reply to this

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Yeah she does havea hot body….too bad it won't help her hag face…..the only and I repeat the only hot one from that series is Longoria. THe rest look like a bunch of desperately dry, attention seeking grandmas, who are lucky any one still cares about them.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Does no one else see the strings on her bikini sucking in her hip fat? 24 year old body, my ass. She might be using her swimsuit from when she was that age, though.
allyk says – reply to this

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wow doesn't look like her . it looks like a burn victims face. i guess just cause the mouth is so taught and ,well shit cause she looks like the bandages were j.ust removed
Angst Granma says – reply to this

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she has a muscle, nice but her bikini strap is just too tight. work it work it!!
labecca says – reply to this

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Did anyone else notice during the Challange of the Choirs that Michael Bolton was wearing what appeared to be a wedding ring? Just wondering.
tianna says – reply to this

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she looks great for her age dont get me wrong, but is she flexing her arm to distract us from that bikini string cutting into her, ummm , side?
Tony Taylor says – reply to this

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Unfortunately, she still has the face of a 50 year old!!! She's sucks. Leif Garrett to Michael Bolton. If there was an award for having the worst possible taste in music…
leelee says – reply to this

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her bod is definitely outrageous—2 bad the face doesnt match with the bod.
JDW says – reply to this

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I THINK I SEE HER NUTS
Wrybred says – reply to this

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That bikini needs to be just a tad bigger. Wider straps on the bottom would be more flattering than the strings. Granted her body looks great for her age, it still isn't going to fix her face.