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Would You Hit It????

Filed under: Vince Vaughn

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What did Jennifer Aniston ever see in him???

Vince Vaughn looks like Amy Winehouse on a really bad night after pAArtying at the Velvet Margarita Cantina in LA this past weekend.

If you hosed him down and made him wear three condoms, would you let him stick it in you????

[Image via WENN.]

181 comments to “Would You Hit It????”

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  1. JESSICA R says – reply to this


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    firsttt

  2. Wow says – reply to this


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    i don't know what's up with him.. he's really letting him self go. he looked really hot on sex in the city and he could've hit it but now. hahahaha i'd laugh in his face

  3. jojobe says – reply to this


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    =(

  4. hottt says – reply to this


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    no i really wouldn't……. big foreheads aren't my style…

  5. C says – reply to this


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    first

  6. JESSICA R says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  7. kk says – reply to this


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    hell no

  8. Allyson says – reply to this


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    poor vince!

  9. kat says – reply to this


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    eeeew he is so gross! first!

  10. John says – reply to this


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    TEAM HILLARY!!!!! OBAMA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. lovin' it says – reply to this


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    1st! and for some strange reason i would! I love him… how sad is that?

  12. peter says – reply to this


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    maybe first..or maybe 20th

  13. erica says – reply to this


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    aw I love him dont be mean - its still a cutie … just a little tired ;)

  14. Kat says – reply to this


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    first

  15. ladywilder says – reply to this


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    Perhaps. I love him.

  16. Scooter says – reply to this


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    eww…………..who knows

  17. k says – reply to this


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    I used to think he was hot!

  18. Walter says – reply to this


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    eww… i wouldn't

  19. poopiepants says – reply to this


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    ew.

    just…ew…i wouldnt screw him with rosie o' donnell's vagina.

  20. rene says – reply to this


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    first

  21. Kelli says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwww!!!!!!

  22. ME says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  23. sly says – reply to this


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    yes, i think i would let him. i think he is very cute.

  24. missgirl says – reply to this


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    whew! he is dog rough! looks like he smells too!
    heard he is scabbing on his movie with reese. he is writing on it because the writers are on strike and he is SCABBING! what a tool.
    totally SKEEVY!

  25. first hehe says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

  26. Heygirlhey says – reply to this


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    first!

  27. Jessica says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  28. donnie says – reply to this


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    first???

  29. awesome says – reply to this


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    First
    and he looks like sh*t

  30. ladywilder says – reply to this


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    In fact, I've loved him ever since he starred in China Beach as a motor pool driver. ;) He's hotter when he's not trying to be hot.

  31. Joce says – reply to this


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    he's drunk

    i'd fuck him in a heartbeat.

    hes still a solid 7 or 8.

    grrrr

  32. sly says – reply to this


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    jennifer aniston? see in him? what the hell? what did HE see in MANISTON? HELL YEA, I'd let him do me…he's a hot mess, perez!

  33. vivibear says – reply to this


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    Well, I love women only. NOt interested in such idiot!! LOL

  34. tash says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWW

  35. give it to me baby says – reply to this


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    yeah I would, but then I am desperate and would let a donkey with a dozen roses bend me over and have his way with me so what do I know?

  36. elle says – reply to this


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    30th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) losers who care about being first..

  37. venus says – reply to this


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    all of you know that if this big hunk of a man walked in a room you were in, you would all bend over for him…including me…so hell ya. come on vince. good bye maniston.

  38. Jess says – reply to this


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    YES'SIR!

  39. tampon jones says – reply to this


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    He looks like a bloated sack of shit!

  40. christine says – reply to this


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    He was not even hott to begin with

  41. The Greatness says – reply to this


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    Silly Perez! Don't you know it's bad to layer condoms because the latex friction causes them to break? It's like eighth grade health class gone wrong!

  42. KASPER says – reply to this


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    AT LEAST HE HIRED A DRIVER TO CART HIS DRUNK ASS AROUND…. AT LEAST HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT, I AM LOOKIN AT YOU SHITNEY

  43. DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this


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    Dude looks like a used up, washed up, hung over 80's "What ever happened to?" He needs to get that baggage under his eyes lifted, a good sleep, and some vitamins. Aaack.
    He looks more here like his old buddy actor Jon Favreau! Aaaaack, dry out for God's sake. SO NO. Did he just crawl out of a crack alley, or wha?

  44. I KNOW says – reply to this


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    LAST THING VINCE WOULD EVER TAKE WOULD BE SMACK, NO DRUGS FOR THAT PUPPY,
    THE GUY IS STRICKLY A 100 YEAR OLD MALT DRINKER,
    FRIENDS, WORK, BOOZE, AND BABES (IN THAT ORDER) ARE VINCE'S THING

  45. ld82 says – reply to this


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    Perez seems to be riping of Michael K. I've noticed way too much of a similarity between the two. And it's not the other way around.

  46. Matty says – reply to this


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    I would love to get fcuk'd by this dude! Seems gross, but I have a thing for guys kinda bigger and full like him :S

  47. Victoria says – reply to this


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    i'd let him, he's a cutie, a little rugged but cute and i looooove his voice!

  48. sean says – reply to this


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    delish.

  49. Who's the big winner? says – reply to this


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    I still think of him as he was in Swingers. Yeah he's looked better, but I think he'd charm my pants off…the question is..what did HE see in Maniston?

  50. ? says – reply to this


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    The Velvet Cantina is a terrible place for food. Quality, preparation is poor. I do not recommend this restuaraunt. The atmosphere/decor is tacky.

  51. worker says – reply to this


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    Abso-fuckin-lutely yummmmm

  52. claire says – reply to this


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    i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think he looks hot in tht photo

  53. TKM says – reply to this


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    It's called getting older–just wait, it will happen to you, too. I can't wait to see all the young so-called stars in 20 years!!!!!

  54. mags says – reply to this


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    EFF-YEAH

  55. Mikey says – reply to this


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    he could stick it in me any time he likes

  56. umbrella says – reply to this


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    How awful he is !

    Right ! What did Aniston ever see in him ???

  57. Buggy's Mom says – reply to this


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    Oh, GOD, Yesssssssss!!!! I love this guy!

  58. He Just Looks Hammered In The Picture says – reply to this


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    Probably the end of the night and he is shit faced. Maybe he is a nice guy, who knows? Really, who hasn't been super drunk and tired at times.

  59. Bibi from Sweden says – reply to this


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    Thanks for the belly laugh Perez, I really needed that today, and that last sentence of yours was pure comedy.

    And no, I would not let him stick it in me. If for no other reason, than that he has unkind eyes. I stay as far away from men with unkind eyes as I can.

  60. Amanda says – reply to this


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    he's still hot

  61. charlotte says – reply to this


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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  62. mICK says – reply to this


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    DUH WE KNOW U WOULD WITHOUT ONE CONDOM U FILTHY PIG

  63. Friction says – reply to this


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    Perezita, are you aware that wearing more than one condom creates friction which results in tearing? Mami Pernil, please stop sending the wrong message out there girl. And what's up with all the damn typos on your blog girrrrrrrrrrrrl?

  64. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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    Wow - the dude's yellow. Hepatitis?

  65. john dixon says – reply to this


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    Remember how skinny he was in Swingers? Thin as a rail? Well, uh…those days are obviously long gone.

  66. marino says – reply to this


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    I would get with Vince Vaughn any day of the year. He is a fine fine fine man. Even when you think he looks bad, he looks FINE to me. Love him…don't be hate'n on this man.

  67. m says – reply to this


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    never did understand what she saw in him.

  68. Going, going... says – reply to this


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    This smart guy with the frat boy looks is looking downright puffy and really out of shape. He needs to start shaping up now, because it DOES catch up to you. Look at this photo. It already is. He's far to clever to disappear into a fog.

  69. erinxxx says – reply to this


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    Yeah I would. Wouldn't need to ask me twice xx

  70. K says – reply to this


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    Just watched Swingers last night… yes, he's aged but who wouldn't want to hang out with this guy, he's probably funny as shit and would keep you in stitches all night. Jennifer Aniston obviously saw the comedic side of him plus I'm sure other wonderful qualities…. just because she's beautiful doesn't mean she's shallow . Beauty is only skin deep. Look at Jolie with old man billy bob snaggle tooth… and now she has old man unshowered not aging gracefully Pitt. see beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  71. Tony says – reply to this


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    Oh come one Perez… you've left worst looking people stick it into you… beggars can't be choosers..

  72. Tick tick boom. says – reply to this


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    He's welcome to tap me with one condom. He's still hot. It's just a bad pic.

  73. YUM says – reply to this


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    oh HELL yes i would! granted this is a bad pic, but um… who takes good pics when they're shitfaced? lol i dont even care.. vince is sexy.. hes 6'5" and funny as hell. BRING IT ON VINCE!! dont even need to hose him down, and once condom will do it :) love ya perez!

  74. shana says – reply to this


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    god yes. he is gorgeous! love him!

  75. LuvPerez says – reply to this


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    Yes, absolutely!

  76. Queen Tantrum says – reply to this


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    Yes. Yes I would.

  77. Cynthia says – reply to this


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    Vince, you know you look the way I feel right now!

  78. Jfab says – reply to this


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    Vince looks like a real, non-metro, non-Hollywood, unpretentious man here. I'd let him hit anything he wants.

  79. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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    HELL TO THE NO!!!

  80. GG1000 says – reply to this


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    He looks like Tony Soprano's younger, dumber brother. Ugh.

  81. robynowitz says – reply to this


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    YES!!!!!!! I would probably even let him put it in my butt. He's the shiz, fo riz!

  82. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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    Re: poopiepants – I see your "i wouldnt screw him with rosie o' donnell's vagina," and I raise you an "and Donald Trump pushing."

  83. I'd hit that says – reply to this


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    I'd hit that any day.

    he's fvcking hilarious, which goes alot farther than other things… (like you being fat & loser-ish).

  84. Amber says – reply to this


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    All night long baby, he is so hott !!!

  85. amanda says – reply to this


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    Yes actually I would.

  86. Megathy says – reply to this


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    3 condoms= increased friction= increased chance of breakage.

    You're better off with one.

    Just spreading the sex-ed love.

  87. Scarlett begonia says – reply to this


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    I would let him hit it 87 ways til' Sunday. I still love him and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

  88. Ratta says – reply to this


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    Even with faded logos (a general no no in graphics)… The text on text is so annoying I can't focus on the comments. Please opaque the text comments and leave the ads for the sides.

  89. ashley says – reply to this


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    helllll yeahhhh id let him hit it. hes hot and always will be ;)

  90. twiggy says – reply to this


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    Looks way better than perez.

  91. Jfer says – reply to this


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    yes please

  92. WTF says – reply to this


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    Perez seems to be riping of Michael K. I've noticed way too much of a similarity between the two. And it's not the other way around.
    _______________________________

    This is exactly what I was going to post about! I commented yesterday that he is also biting off of Trent's humor from his blog.
    "sup?" is TRENT…not Perez.
    And "would you hit it?" is totally MK.

    Perez….you need to stop.

  93. Cookie says – reply to this


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    Jennifer Aniston just hooked up with him to promote that movie they did together and to make it look like she could still get a man (if you want to call him a man) when Brad dumped her ass. The only thing is, she should have got a HOT man, not some overweight, gross looking slob like Vince Vaughn. Cuz he was still borderline fat when she hooked up with him. In the end, it just made her look desperate…and stupid.

  94. Ashley says – reply to this


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    haha actually I would. Granted, he did let himself go, A LOT.

  95. smiff says – reply to this


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    hit the gym and then take a nap Vince

  96. Mavis says – reply to this


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    oh, yes I would, no condom!

  97. Just me says – reply to this


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    Fuck YES! I would BEG him to fuck me!!!!! Vince has always been hot!

  98. ali says – reply to this


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    FUGLY!!!!! He needs a shower.

  99. dotlin says – reply to this


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    no..i really wouldnt let him do that..
    hes not TAT badd.
    i think…

  100. Last, Suckers! says – reply to this


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    He's got Gravity Face from being so drunk!
    I wouldn't let him touch me. Ever. Nasty.

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