Cheers, Bitches!

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You may have a hangover, and you're not alone!

Our head hurts so much today. Champagne gives you the worst hangover, doesn't it????

Mimi can't get enough of the bubbly, though.

The singer, showing off her bangin' body in a tight white dress (white!), celebrated New Year's at Tao in Las Vegas.

Lots of champagne and lambs running around the house!

Now that the holidays are over, time to get in the gym for all us fat asses.

Grrrrr!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Jan 1, 2008 at 3:25 pm / Email this  »

    151 comments to “Cheers, Bitches!”

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    1. jamie says – reply to this


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      last night's performance was a train wreck!!! how was it possible to look worse then britney???!!!! Funny how I can't find it on youtube anywhere. Her people are probably doing major damage control!

    2. Vicky says – reply to this


      102

      She is sooo pretty but why does she always buy all her clothes ONE SIZE TOO SMALL???

    3. brenda lohnes says – reply to this


      103

      Mariah, I hope you are reading this. From a former fan, you are starting to look like a fucking clown. Seriously the breasts, and that body. Maybe you should just act like a respectable adult and you will earn the respect back from your former fans.

    4. ET says – reply to this


      104

      WHAT A PIG

    5. Socal says – reply to this


      105

      I never thought she was hot before and I am not a fan. But I have to give credit she looks hot. Good for her.

    6. Tonya says – reply to this


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      This woman is so ridiculous. Nothing ever changes with her. Her hair, her attire, her lame posing, thinking she's sexy, her meaningless music, the stupid diva moniker that she tries to keep up, calling her fans "Lambs" which is so fucking insulting, always showing off her assets when she has the talent to keep from doing such cheap things. There was a time when she was flawless, beautiful, humble, and could sing. Now, she screams every damn thing she sings and her voice is virtually destroyed. She makes it so hard to like her. She used to be so great until she became so full of herself. If you thought her breakdown years ago was something, wait until she hits 40, and can't sell at all or her beauty starts to fade. She will be another Marilyn Monroe cause this woman is so insecure it shows in everything she does. Most of her older fans are gone. She is strictly for the kiddies now. Not real music at all. All she has is record sales….her legacy will be a complete joke. Sad that such talent was wasted on such meaninglessness.

    7. drm says – reply to this


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      FYI, the shakeitoff performance shown last nyt was filmed from her sept2006tour, therefore, she didnt copy britney!!! and back then she was out of shape. now she's fit! 2008 will be a challenge for her coz her cd's gonna go head to head w/ legendary divas-madonna&janet. goodluck mimi!!!

    8. DeySoNasty says – reply to this


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      Looking great. Not the old Mooriah of the past. Still that head is Barry Bonds huge. But, I would still milk those big fake udders anytime.

      She shows them so much to remind everyone that they are not real.

    9. Lucy says – reply to this


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      Gross cheek and breast implants.

    10. kobe says – reply to this


      110

      die fat whore

    11. t says – reply to this


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      why can't she just try to work out and change the hair up a bit? okay you can hate on the revealing dress because i agree it looks slutty but if she was a lot thinner like how she was when honey came out then this same dress would look a lot better (because it would actually fit properly)

    12. t says – reply to this


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      why can't she just try to work out and change the hair up a bit? okay you can hate on the revealing dress because i agree it looks slutty but if she was a lot thinner like how she was when honey came out then this same dress would look a lot better (because it would actually fit properly)

    13. sacrouse says – reply to this


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      First, I am not a Britney fan!!! Having said that, I must say that Britney looked BETTER than Mariah in the black 'bathing suit' thing. Why is it that I have not seen any of the sites headline that she is/was out of shape and should have known better? Why bash Britney but not Mariah?

    14. JohnPete says – reply to this


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      I liked MC a whole lot better back when Tommy Mo married her and made her act and look white. Now, she always tryin' to be all black and shit. She mix- she ain't black and she sho' ain't white. Her shoulda stayed wit that Yankee guy, whatisname, oh Derek Jeter. They woulda had a whole lotta high-yella babies even more confused and fucked up than MC ever wuz.

    15. JCHO says – reply to this


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      She may have the bangin body of a 25 year old, but home girls just gotsta learn to dress her age! She looks desperate!

    16. Diana says – reply to this


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      Re: JC – ohhh okay, i was only half watching the television while i made my way through my family to say happy new year anyway haha..thanks!

    17. Yo momma 909!! says – reply to this


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      She is DA BOMB!!!!

    18. Yo momma 909!! says – reply to this


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      Re: JohnPete – You sound so lame!!! HATER!!!!!

    19. Isabella says – reply to this


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      She's now just a set of walking tits with bulging cheek implants..Mariah's barely visible

    20. jakeblake says – reply to this


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      DAM SHE IS LOOKING HOT. She is almost half the size beyonce is at present, have you seen how bloated and fat beyonce is looking at the moment, Its almost like beyonce is taking this whole curve thing a bit too far, her curves have turned into HUMPS, LUMPS A TOO MUCH JUNK IN HER FAT TRUNK. Cant wait for the new music Mariah. !!!!!!!!

    21. Curtis Hill says – reply to this


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      Wow…she looks incredible.

    22. Lucy Bowels says – reply to this


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      Mimi can work out all she wants and get the best body money can buy, but she STILL looks like the Cowardly Lion in the face. There ain't nothing she can do about being uglay!

    23. JohnPete says – reply to this


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      re: Yo momma 909!!

      I'm from the projects, in Brooklyn. I'm allowed to call MC high yella if I want ta.

    24. Who the fuck care where your from? says – reply to this


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      Re: JohnPete

      What does the fact that you claim to be from the project in Brooklyn have to do with what you said? It doesn't change the fact that you are obviously an uneducated, racist, dipshit. The fact that you would bring a defense so irrelevant as you did displays that perfectly. It's a shame that morons also get computer time.

    25. Ashlinn says – reply to this


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      She makes me cringe

    26. alice says – reply to this


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      Re: Tonya

      You hit the nail on the head….

    27. rod says – reply to this


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      She is beautiful, no matter how hard this is on ugly haters!

    28. jackie says – reply to this


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      Mariah carey Looks so good and happy cant wait for her new album to come out. And the people who hate Mariah you guys suck ass. Don't hate MAriah Carey will always rule will always be #1 she rocks she knows how to rock it and she will always look very good.

    29. jackie says – reply to this


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      Re: Rachael – dont hate the butterflies you are just hatting because you will never afford it bitch

    30. jackie says – reply to this


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      Re: hannah – no matter if she is almost 40 she doesn't look like it and she looks good I bet you look fuckin fat don't hate Mariah Carey will always rule she is the bomb and she will always be # 1 fuck all the fucking haters is all in it will always be about Mariah Carey fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. stef says – reply to this


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      she is GORGEOUS!

    32. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? says – reply to this


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      SAME WHORIA CAREY WEARING A SKANK OUTFIT , DRINKING AND PARTYING UNTIL SHE GET GANG BANGED BY A BUNCH OF HORNY FUCKTARD BREEDERS AND LEAVE HER WANTING FOR MORE GALLONS OF CUM !!!!
      HAPPY NEW YEAR SKANK ,MAY YOU GET AIDS THIS YEAR !!!!!

    33. HI I'M MARIAH !!!! says – reply to this


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      I WILL BE FATTER THAN EVER , FUGLIER THAN EVER AND SKANKIER THAN EVER THIS YEAR EVERYONE , YOU WATCH AND SEE HOW I WILL SO NOT GOING TO BE CLASSY THIS YEAR !!!!!
      HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!! THIS YEAR MORE BLACK DICKS FOR ME THE BETTER, THE MORE THE MERRIER BECAUE I AM THE ULTIMATE SKANK EVER
      THANK YOU MUAH !!!!!!!

    34. YEAH HMMM says – reply to this


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      Re: jackie – SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A BLOATED PIG TO ME
      MARIAH IS A FUG SKANK !!!!!!!!

    35. IMDASHIET says – reply to this


      135

      shess so hot i love her!!!

    36. YEAH RIGHT?! says – reply to this


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      Re: A BIG MC FAN! – MOORIAH WILL NOT RULE 2008 BECAUSE THE ONLY THING SHE CAN RULE IS HER DUMB ASS FANS LIKE YOU AND ANY MEN SHE EATS FOR BREAKFAST AND SHE DRAINS THEIR CUM USING A STRAW BECAUSE SHE IS THE ULTIMATE FUG PIG SKANK CUM FACED WHORE ,GET IT TOGETHER FUCKTARD!!!!!!

    37. SHE IS GORGEOUS says – reply to this


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      Re: stef – FOR A PIG SHE IS THE BOMB , SUPER GORGEOUS PIG

      MISS PIGGY WHO? ACTUALLY MISS PIGGY WILL ALWAYS LOOK CLASSIER AND PRETTIER THAN WHORIA
      MARIAH THE PIG !!!!!!!!!

    38. yamommasez says – reply to this


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      I think mami looks amazing. whoevah sez she mixed is nuthin but a hatuh, cause mami beautiful and mixed wit luv and shit. who care where you live at, brooklyn projects or some shit. damn, i gots a louis vuitton bag and i can drink cristal anytime i wanna. mami take care of her sistuh daughter too, that shits nobel. she don need no man- none of us need no man, we doin it for ourselfs.

    39. Bee says – reply to this


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      Honestly, does she have anything that is her size in her wardrobe? Whatever she's wearing always looks two sizes too small and makes her look skanky.

    40. The Source says – reply to this


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      She Looka Lika MAN!!!!!

    41. Merry says – reply to this


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      She looks white Hot!! Good for her. 2008 is going to be her best year and it looks like it started out fun. :)

    42. Dan says – reply to this


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      she's absolutely great!:)))

    43. Anthony says – reply to this


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      I bet that pussy taste as good as she looks.

    44. josh says – reply to this


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      SHE'S UBER HOT!!!

    45. Devin says – reply to this


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      WOW! Mariah looks AMAZING!!!! I can't wait for her new CD, which i hope is packed tight with a tour and some new hairdos, wardrobes and dancemoves (yeah right, at least to the dancing)!

    46. YEAH MOORIAH IS DA BOMB says – reply to this


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      Re: Yo momma 909!! – YUP SOMEONE SHOULD PUT A BOMB ON HER STALE VAGINA , WHORIA IS A PIG SKANK COCK SUCKING WHORE YES A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOWS THAT ,SHE LOVES BIG BLACK DICKS AND LOTS OF CUM !!!!!

    47. UGH ,ANOTHER STRAIGHT DUDE says – reply to this


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      Re: Anthony – THAT IS A TOTAL PIG , YES IT'S TRUE WHORIA IS A TALENTLESS WHORE THAT SERVES NOTHING BUT A CUM RAG TO ALL FRUSTRATED BREEDER STRAIGHT DUDES !!!!!!!!

    48. deanda says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A GODDESS!!!!!! :-) WOW WOW WOW!!!
      HOW KLASSY THE CHAMPAGNE GLASS IS MIMI'S TRADEMARK, Y'ALL

    49. Separated says – reply to this


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      Why did this idiot wear the same outfit as Britney did on the MTV awards? They both look fat as fuck in it! Perez needs to be a "separated at birth" for these two washed-up, nasty fatties!

    50. steven says – reply to this


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      Mariah's on FYAAA!she's hot and uber talented!I adore her voice!

    51. Donna says – reply to this


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      Mariah absolutely LOVES to show off her DD's but ya can't blame the girl. If ya got em ya gotta flaunt em! She's got really nice cleavage and a perfect hourglass bod. You go Mariah. Don't listen to the jealous Haters!

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