What Is Going On Here???

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That's none other than Larry Birkhead whispering something to Paris Hilton at the former heiress' New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.

What the heck was he doing there????

He does have a thing for vulnerable blondes, his friends say.

And Britney's unavailable now!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Jan 1, 2008 at 4:17 pm / Email this  »

    95 comments to “What Is Going On Here???”

    1. ethnic hardship says – reply to this


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      first

    2. ethnic hardship says – reply to this


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      first

    3. Ant says – reply to this


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      1st

    4. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this


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      Ahhhh, a Paris bukkake party, with K-Fed, Birkhead and all of the rest of the boys in attendance. …..

    5. wierd says – reply to this


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      Well, this is an odd couple!

    6. Mini Me says – reply to this


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      And just where is his precious daughter while he is out on the town? He should be home with her

    7. bytch says – reply to this


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      He's loking for his new rich dumb blond bitch : )

    8. meghan says – reply to this


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      first?
      and where's his kid, eh?

    9. UKer says – reply to this


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      duh
      he's gay , he wouldn't get with that piece of trash bacause of the obvious lack of peen.
      who you kiddin larry? we know you're a cute bottom , stop pretending and give our boy perez a call.

    10. anonA says – reply to this


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      First

    11. OpenIntro says – reply to this


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      birkhead is such a slut

    12. tp says – reply to this


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      1st

    13. Micmel says – reply to this


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      Ewww…………….

    14. uggghhh people says – reply to this


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      shes a whore and he wants attention…… attention whores!!!

    15. CHRISTINE says – reply to this


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      First?
      Ew. Grossnasty!

    16. TT says – reply to this


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      1st?? A thing for vulnerable blonde men, maybe.

    17. geh says – reply to this


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      frist? brits unavailable huh?

    18. rachy says – reply to this


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      #1

    19. lefty says – reply to this


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      Why is Birkhead famous, besides the Anna Nicole thing? Is there any other reason, or is he just another K-Fed?

    20. cheerioko says – reply to this


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      Wait, what did I miss? Why is Britney unavailable? Please answer.

    21. joy says – reply to this


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      33rd??????????

    22. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I love how her dress says I love Paris.
      Slut.

    23. gg says – reply to this


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      huhhh..

    24. Lala says – reply to this


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      i think they are sharing a brain?

    25. 2008 says – reply to this


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      Birkhead+ Hilton=Birkton

    26. 2008 says – reply to this


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      …or Hilhead…

    27. jerry says – reply to this


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      she's a bonified ho…….she has alot in commonn with the grand canyon

    28. Chad says – reply to this


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      Does her dress say "I love Paris"?

    29. DEAD says – reply to this


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      #21?? ughh whoo cares shes soo dead to me. she should just get some hair extensions cus that short hair isnt working for her

    30. SHE LOVES HER SELF.... GAY says – reply to this


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      paris dress says I HEART PARIS
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    31. blackhatco says – reply to this


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      PARIS HAS A HEART-ON FOR LARRY!
      bwahaha.

      *gag*

    32. 37 says – reply to this


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      want to see something cool???

    33. 37 says – reply to this


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      then CLICK HERE

    34. MJ says – reply to this


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      Birkhead's such an attention whore! stay away from socialites,u media whore!

    35. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      Parasite?? Vulnerable?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ** whew **. Well, I'm glad you're feeling better and got your sense of humor back today, P :p ;)

    36. MONKEY says – reply to this


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      WOW SICK I'D LOVE TO KICK HER FAKE DRUG ADDICTED ASS. I THINK I WILL. FUCK YOU PARIS. WHAT DO YOU DO? LIP SING AND ACT STUPID/ SHAME ON YOU. YOU WILL GET YOURS.. LARRY IS GAY ANYWAYS. BUT PARIS WOULD STILL FUCK HIM. SHE IS SUCH A SLUT. "I SUCK DICK FOR COCAIN" LIFE WILL CATCH UP TO YOU HONEY AND YOU WILL GET YOURS. YOU SUCK!!!! DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE WORLD OR SOMEBODY/

    37. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


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      sup with that dress?

    38. JAYJAY says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PARIS IS SO LAME AND I AM BLOND AND RICH COME SCREW ME SIGN IS ON HER DAMM FOR HEAD IM GONNA CHANGE IM A NICE PERSON I AM NOT A DRUGGIE YALL IM A HILTON
      LILL BITCH SHE IS SUCH A HO EWWWWWWWWWWW
      GET A DAMM LIFE ALWAYS OUT CLUBBING THAT BITCH

    39. JAYJAY says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PARIS IS SO LAME AND I AM BLOND AND RICH COME SCREW ME SIGN IS ON HER DAMM FOR HEAD IM GONNA CHANGE IM A NICE PERSON I AM NOT A DRUGGIE YALL IM A HILTON
      LILL BITCH SHE IS SUCH A HO EWWWWWWWWWWW
      GET A DAMM LIFE ALWAYS OUT CLUBBING THAT BITCH

    40. Britney & Larry = cute couple says – reply to this


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      The hair looks too dark to be Birkheads, and that Birkhead/Britney rumor has been going around for a while now.

    41. jennyell says – reply to this


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      LMAO NICE DRESS

    42. Natalie says – reply to this


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      who knew this whole time he was just a publicity whore???????

    43. Pete Kosinu says – reply to this


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      What a great story for 2008 ….. Larry Birkhead shags Paris Hilton! But get this …. he knocks her up and she marries him!!! It could happen !!! Both Nicole Ritchy and Paris could deliver love childs this year!!! This story would place Britney on the back pages for the next 9 months.

    44. jennzz says – reply to this


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      hell,,,
      I like Paris Hilton,, she is a hoot,, she is a smart business woman,, she has made plenty of her own money,,, all the perfumes,, the tv show,,etc,,,, she is no dumb blonde,,,
      as for birkhead,, hell,, he is the best character in the whole anna nicole death thingie,, love this guy,, his lil girl looks just like him,,
      someone above referred to him as a k-fed,, i don't think he is a k-fed,, birkhead is cuter,, and he did not marry anna nicole,, he did give her a child though,,,
      why all the haters??
      if birkhead got with Paris or Spears ,, that would be kickass ,, I'd love to see him pair up with someone famous,, all the pics and gossip,, please God let something so great happen this year,, we need some new drama,, some fun drama,, no death drama,, just fun shit,,
      making fun of Britney Spears this past year in 2007 has made for some great punchlines and i sure hope we get so lucky in 2008!

    45. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      PARIS AINT NOTHIN MORE THAN A FUCKIN DICKBLOWER. SHES COMPLETELY TALENTLESS - REMEMBER WHEN SHE TRIED TO SING? IT WAS HORRIBLE. STICK TO BONERSUCKIN HONEY

    46. blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't he be home with his daughter? F–king Loser.

    47. blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't he be home with his daughter? F–king Loser.

    48. RUN FAST says – reply to this


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      Never thought i'd say this but…………. RUN PARIS, RUN.

    49. someone says – reply to this


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      That guys hair is pretty dark to be Larry B. I don't think its him.

    50. sassnfrass says – reply to this


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      Of course she wears a dress that has "Paris" on it. Ego-maniac! Let's hope this prediction will come true in '08 - Paris will drop out of the headlines & we won't have to see or hear from her until she actually does something useful with her life.

    51. Euromongrel says – reply to this


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      Oh sure- Paris Hilton's about as vulnerable as a cobra.

    52. info! says – reply to this


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      Am I missing something? When did Britney become unavailable? Update Perez!!!

    53. m says – reply to this


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      she looks like a muppet. i want that dress.

    54. lolo says – reply to this


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      hmm i thought the air in vegas was thick with funk last night larry why were you not at home with DL last night ushering in the new year? i was with my baby girl who is the same age! We watched the fire works on the strip from my bedroom window, well ok I did while she slept. Anyway Larry stop trying to be a media whore and stay out of the lime light your not famous, take your baby and move back to kentucky and raise her in privacy, give her a chance at a normal life, stay away from the likes of parasite hilton or run the risk of poisoning your poor daughter~

    55. me says – reply to this


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      Paris gets a lot of attention. Of course, he likes to be with Paris.

    56. Trish says – reply to this


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      Seriously.. does her dress say "I love Paris"… UGh.. Get over yourself

    57. Trish says – reply to this


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      Seriously.. does her dress say "I love Paris"… UGh.. Get over yourself

    58. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      and btw when is Dickhead gonna come out of the closet?we all now he's screwing that other loser $tern.there's a sex tape with these 2 bitches.and he's also a gold digger like parasite.gold diggers and sex tapes.these 2 have A LOT IN COMMON.

    59. liz says – reply to this


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      BARF…
      I really thought that Larry Dumbass would take his little girl and leave the lime light.He is a real famewhore..
      Paris Hilton is no better then the palstic baggie I used to pickup my dogs morning shit.

    60. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this


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      I don't like Paris…but that's such a shady shady guy. "I like vulnerable blonds?" That's basically like saying, "I like girls that have taken GHB." SKETCHY!

    61. UNKNOWN says – reply to this


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      He is probably just wishing her a Happy New Year. You can tell that this pic is made to make the public think that he might be trying to get with her. Stupid and Lame.

    62. Magus Dee says – reply to this


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      That dress?? "J'déteste Paris" would be more appropos.

    63. SERViS says – reply to this


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      Seriously?!? The gaping hole between a pair of legs that is Paris Hilton again?!? Can't she just once go out and not try to put together some kind of photo opp? The bitch isn't even pretty and that horrible fucking shnoz takes over her entire face…..And I can talk betches! Paris has nothing on this. SO Quit helping this bitch annoy people any longer. 2008 is the year that Paris goes the fuck away! hide her under a rock or something!

    64. RJII says – reply to this


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      why would he expose his daughter to this scanky role model
      why would he expose his daughter to the herpes

    65. COME ON! LET'S GET EDUCATED! says – reply to this


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      Re: jennzz

      "Smart business woman" ha ha! Gee, you must be a smart one too,huh? LOL!
      You do realize that it takes absolutely no intelligence to live off of your family name? She used her family name and fame which she got from her sex tape to sell crappy products to the 12 year olds like you who worship her. After her fame as the rich gitl who was involved in a raunchy sexcapade, pefume companies and other companies would approach her to put her name to products. She practically did nothing but be a skank. Now she's a role model for morons like you. Get a brain!

    66. me says – reply to this


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      Oh, of course Larry surrounds the one whose photo is taken.

      He's too old for Paris. Paris always has younger boyfriends.

    67. kahate says – reply to this


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      i think larry birkhead is trying to get paris to arrange a rendezvouz between he and brit brit.

    68. domward says – reply to this


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      she looks tacky lately

    69. ddd says – reply to this


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      this guy is nuts!

      keep him and stern away from hollywood women and all women period please!

    70. ... says – reply to this


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      I think Paris stole my grandma's draperies and made a dress out of them. :/

    71. kyle says – reply to this


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      paris vulnerable?
      right… she will knock him down

    72. cookie monsta says – reply to this


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      Larry: love your dress Paris!
      Parri: Yeah its shiny
      Larry: I like shiny
      Parri: Duh, like, me too!! Wow that's hot!! Wanna have a sexin?
      Larry: Nah I'm meeting Britney in 15 minutes
      Parri: That's plenty of time. You want herpes with that??

      Happy Herpes Paris !!!

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      Holy fuck, I can just feel the dank in the air. Its so fucking nasty. What has she ever contributed to society??? Ever??? She is ugly with a wonky eye, she has ZERO talent, has an STD, she even sucks in bed…..all into herself. Bithc is getting OLD….not just tired of hearing about her, but OLD physically. She's not 18 anymore, not even 21. Ugh….her time came and past years ago. She nevr was anything and she will never be anything.

    74. Tiff says – reply to this


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      I thought Larry had said he wanted to date Britney Spears?

    75. madmax says – reply to this


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      I had no idea the word vulnerable could also refer to being whorish and strung out.

    76. dr herpadillo says – reply to this


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      onvce upon a time der vas a naughty girl who slept with birky, she got preggers with his offspring..dis girl slept with everyone she could including my sister and her mother and her father anyvays if Parisite was smart she vould talk to Crosby about a certain book with some strange information about him that would question any potential relationship for a mommy for his daughter

    77. Mr. Fancy Pants says – reply to this


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      Re: HASBEEN

      Yeah! Remember when she tried to fuck? That sucked big time too. She should just stick to …ah…ummm…..umm…er………… Well sorry but I can't think of one thing that she's actually good at.

    78. check please says – reply to this


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      Larry will take anything with money. He and his tag team sidekick want to railroad another dumb blonde!

    79. icey says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing a dress that says "I love paris" ???

    80. EWWWWWWWWWW WHORE says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A WHORE, BOTTOM LINE !!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE, NO LESS , JUST A WHORE. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD CANT BUY CLASS !!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HOLLYWOOD ?? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN FIND TO WRITE ABOUT ?? SHITNEY, LINDSEY, PARIS, ALL JOKES, NO TALENT ,ANY OF THEM ,YET WE ARE FORCED TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR WHOREISH LIFE EVERY DAY !!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!PUT THEM ALL ON AN ISLAND AND CALL IT DISEASE ISLAND LAND OF THE WASHED UP WHORES !!!!

    81. chimpsmirk says – reply to this


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      He's explaining how he administers "the Shocker"; Two in the pink, one in the stink!

    82. why hating Paris? says – reply to this


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      So much hate for Paris, does nobody like her?
      I think she's mildly entertaining.
      I share her curse for large hands and feet..nothing you can do with those!
      Poor thing though her parents gave her a boy's name and raised her to be a brat.
      At least she tries to contribute to society and does jewelry and perfume and that sort of thing.
      I love the dress I think it's hilarious.

    83. Larry & K-Fed says – reply to this


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      I was going to argue that Larry didn't deserve to be lumped in with K-Fed but then I realized that nobody had heard of either guy until they hooked up with high-profile glamorous blondes and ended up fathering their children.
      For those of you who forget, K-Fed was an unknown but working backup dancer and Larry was a successful but "invisible" photographer.
      Do either of these guys do any "real work" these days?

    84. rafael says – reply to this


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      heiress of what?
      lolololol

    85. noodlemonkey says – reply to this


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      It's just another example of how Larry is far more interested in his 15 minutes than he is in the welfare of his daughter.

    86. JAM says – reply to this


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      Well, it does seem she is trying to fuck everyone, it's just Larry's turn I guess.

    87. NY says – reply to this


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      I USED TO LIKE LARRY BUT NOW I JUST DISLIKE HIM. HE IS SUCH A BLATANT OPPORTUNIST! ITS DISGUSTING!

    88. gio says – reply to this


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      2u

    89. THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON says – reply to this


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      LARRY- I KNOW YOU SUCK DICK BUT DO YOU SWALLOW TOO?
      PARASITE - OF COURSE I SWALLOW I'M A SKANK ,AND BECAUSE THAT'S HOT
      LARRY- SO WHEN CAN YOU SUCK ME OFF?
      PARASITE - RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM ON FIRE , MY STALE VAGINA WANTS YOU NOW BUT REMEMBER I HAVE HERPES AMONG OTHER STD'S SO ARE YOU READY NOW FOR ME ?????
      PARASITE IS THE ULTIMATE CUNT DRIPPING WHORE EATING PUSSY BITCH !!!!!!!

    90. PARASITE IS AN HEIRESS says – reply to this


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      Re: rafael – OF ALL THE HUMILIATION SHE DID TO HERSELF,
      THE WORLD KNOWS SHE IS THE FILTHIEST OF THE FILTH, YEAH WITH MONEY BUT ALSO
      ALL THE SKANKNESS THAT ONLY A PROFESSIONAL SLUT CAN ACHIVE ,AND EVEN IF THIS FUG HAS TONS OF MONEY ,THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT CAN REVIVE HER WHORE TO THE MAX IMAGE AND WHEN SHE DIES SHE REALLY CAN'T TAKE ANY OF THAT MONEY WITH HER ANYWAYS AND NO SHE DOESN'T LIVE A FABULOUS LIFE EITHER EVEN WITH LOTS OF MONEY ,ULTIMATELY SHE IS BROKEN INSIDE PLUS HER VAGINA IS STALE AND SHE CARRIES TONS OF STD'S
      HOW SAD :(

    91. HE IS A DOUCHE! says – reply to this


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      I think they deserve one another! I guess the grand canyon doesn't care which hole it goes into!! Makes them perfect! Where is his ugly assistant who looks like the old Marcia Brady? Guess he doesn't care anymore about the baby must be old news! LUV U PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!

    92. daisy doodle says – reply to this


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      larry… can i be your first root for too thousand and great…. paris …too late….ps… it was only two minutes past twelve people….

    93. c unit says – reply to this


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      god shes ugly.. seriously

      people think people jzt say that cos theyre jealous or whatever but her face looks like someone dropped a brick on it.. fuuuuck and shes so full of herself

    94. nathalie says – reply to this


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      HORRIBLE RETARDED DRESS…. im going to wear shirts with my name on it now… how fucking concieted.. at least SHE loves herself…

    95. NO PARASITE DOES NOT LOVE HERSELF says – reply to this


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      Re: nathalie – NO SELF RESPECTING GIRL WOULD WEAR SUCH AN FUGLY DRESS AND IT SHOWS THAT THIS SKANK HAVE A VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM,THAT'S WHY SHE HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE EVER!!!!!!
      PLEASE DIE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!