What Is Going On Here???
Filed under: Larry Birkhead > Paris Hilton > Sin City
That's none other than Larry Birkhead whispering something to Paris Hilton at the former heiress' New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.
What the heck was he doing there????
He does have a thing for vulnerable blondes, his friends say.
And Britney's unavailable now!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 1, 2008 at 4:17 pm
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Ahhhh, a Paris bukkake party, with K-Fed, Birkhead and all of the rest of the boys in attendance. …..
Well, this is an odd couple!
And just where is his precious daughter while he is out on the town? He should be home with her
He's loking for his new rich dumb blond bitch : )
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and where's his kid, eh?
duh
he's gay , he wouldn't get with that piece of trash bacause of the obvious lack of peen.
who you kiddin larry? we know you're a cute bottom , stop pretending and give our boy perez a call.
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birkhead is such a slut
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Ewww…………….
shes a whore and he wants attention…… attention whores!!!
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Ew. Grossnasty!
1st?? A thing for vulnerable blonde men, maybe.
frist? brits unavailable huh?
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Why is Birkhead famous, besides the Anna Nicole thing? Is there any other reason, or is he just another K-Fed?
Wait, what did I miss? Why is Britney unavailable? Please answer.
33rd??????????
I love how her dress says I love Paris.
Slut.
huhhh..
i think they are sharing a brain?
Birkhead+ Hilton=Birkton
…or Hilhead…
she's a bonified ho…….she has alot in commonn with the grand canyon
Does her dress say "I love Paris"?
#21?? ughh whoo cares shes soo dead to me. she should just get some hair extensions cus that short hair isnt working for her
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
paris dress says I HEART PARIS
PARIS HAS A HEART-ON FOR LARRY!
bwahaha.
*gag*
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Birkhead's such an attention whore! stay away from socialites,u media whore!
Parasite?? Vulnerable?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ** whew **. Well, I'm glad you're feeling better and got your sense of humor back today, P :p
WOW SICK I'D LOVE TO KICK HER FAKE DRUG ADDICTED ASS. I THINK I WILL. FUCK YOU PARIS. WHAT DO YOU DO? LIP SING AND ACT STUPID/ SHAME ON YOU. YOU WILL GET YOURS.. LARRY IS GAY ANYWAYS. BUT PARIS WOULD STILL FUCK HIM. SHE IS SUCH A SLUT. "I SUCK DICK FOR COCAIN" LIFE WILL CATCH UP TO YOU HONEY AND YOU WILL GET YOURS. YOU SUCK!!!! DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE WORLD OR SOMEBODY/
sup with that dress?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PARIS IS SO LAME AND I AM BLOND AND RICH COME SCREW ME SIGN IS ON HER DAMM FOR HEAD IM GONNA CHANGE IM A NICE PERSON I AM NOT A DRUGGIE YALL IM A HILTON
LILL BITCH SHE IS SUCH A HO EWWWWWWWWWWW
GET A DAMM LIFE ALWAYS OUT CLUBBING THAT BITCH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PARIS IS SO LAME AND I AM BLOND AND RICH COME SCREW ME SIGN IS ON HER DAMM FOR HEAD IM GONNA CHANGE IM A NICE PERSON I AM NOT A DRUGGIE YALL IM A HILTON
LILL BITCH SHE IS SUCH A HO EWWWWWWWWWWW
GET A DAMM LIFE ALWAYS OUT CLUBBING THAT BITCH
The hair looks too dark to be Birkheads, and that Birkhead/Britney rumor has been going around for a while now.
LMAO NICE DRESS
who knew this whole time he was just a publicity whore???????
What a great story for 2008 ….. Larry Birkhead shags Paris Hilton! But get this …. he knocks her up and she marries him!!! It could happen !!! Both Nicole Ritchy and Paris could deliver love childs this year!!! This story would place Britney on the back pages for the next 9 months.
hell,,,
I like Paris Hilton,, she is a hoot,, she is a smart business woman,, she has made plenty of her own money,,, all the perfumes,, the tv show,,etc,,,, she is no dumb blonde,,,
as for birkhead,, hell,, he is the best character in the whole anna nicole death thingie,, love this guy,, his lil girl looks just like him,,
someone above referred to him as a k-fed,, i don't think he is a k-fed,, birkhead is cuter,, and he did not marry anna nicole,, he did give her a child though,,,
why all the haters??
if birkhead got with Paris or Spears ,, that would be kickass ,, I'd love to see him pair up with someone famous,, all the pics and gossip,, please God let something so great happen this year,, we need some new drama,, some fun drama,, no death drama,, just fun shit,,
making fun of Britney Spears this past year in 2007 has made for some great punchlines and i sure hope we get so lucky in 2008!
PARIS AINT NOTHIN MORE THAN A FUCKIN DICKBLOWER. SHES COMPLETELY TALENTLESS - REMEMBER WHEN SHE TRIED TO SING? IT WAS HORRIBLE. STICK TO BONERSUCKIN HONEY
Shouldn't he be home with his daughter? F–king Loser.
Shouldn't he be home with his daughter? F–king Loser.
Never thought i'd say this but…………. RUN PARIS, RUN.
That guys hair is pretty dark to be Larry B. I don't think its him.
Of course she wears a dress that has "Paris" on it. Ego-maniac! Let's hope this prediction will come true in '08 - Paris will drop out of the headlines & we won't have to see or hear from her until she actually does something useful with her life.
Oh sure- Paris Hilton's about as vulnerable as a cobra.
Am I missing something? When did Britney become unavailable? Update Perez!!!
she looks like a muppet. i want that dress.
hmm i thought the air in vegas was thick with funk last night larry why were you not at home with DL last night ushering in the new year? i was with my baby girl who is the same age! We watched the fire works on the strip from my bedroom window, well ok I did while she slept. Anyway Larry stop trying to be a media whore and stay out of the lime light your not famous, take your baby and move back to kentucky and raise her in privacy, give her a chance at a normal life, stay away from the likes of parasite hilton or run the risk of poisoning your poor daughter~
Paris gets a lot of attention. Of course, he likes to be with Paris.
Seriously.. does her dress say "I love Paris"… UGh.. Get over yourself
Seriously.. does her dress say "I love Paris"… UGh.. Get over yourself
and btw when is Dickhead gonna come out of the closet?we all now he's screwing that other loser $tern.there's a sex tape with these 2 bitches.and he's also a gold digger like parasite.gold diggers and sex tapes.these 2 have A LOT IN COMMON.
BARF…
I really thought that Larry Dumbass would take his little girl and leave the lime light.He is a real famewhore..
Paris Hilton is no better then the palstic baggie I used to pickup my dogs morning shit.
I don't like Paris…but that's such a shady shady guy. "I like vulnerable blonds?" That's basically like saying, "I like girls that have taken GHB." SKETCHY!
He is probably just wishing her a Happy New Year. You can tell that this pic is made to make the public think that he might be trying to get with her. Stupid and Lame.
That dress?? "J'déteste Paris" would be more appropos.
Seriously?!? The gaping hole between a pair of legs that is Paris Hilton again?!? Can't she just once go out and not try to put together some kind of photo opp? The bitch isn't even pretty and that horrible fucking shnoz takes over her entire face…..And I can talk betches! Paris has nothing on this. SO Quit helping this bitch annoy people any longer. 2008 is the year that Paris goes the fuck away! hide her under a rock or something!
why would he expose his daughter to this scanky role model
why would he expose his daughter to the herpes
Re: jennzz –
"Smart business woman" ha ha! Gee, you must be a smart one too,huh? LOL!
You do realize that it takes absolutely no intelligence to live off of your family name? She used her family name and fame which she got from her sex tape to sell crappy products to the 12 year olds like you who worship her. After her fame as the rich gitl who was involved in a raunchy sexcapade, pefume companies and other companies would approach her to put her name to products. She practically did nothing but be a skank. Now she's a role model for morons like you. Get a brain!
Oh, of course Larry surrounds the one whose photo is taken.
He's too old for Paris. Paris always has younger boyfriends.
i think larry birkhead is trying to get paris to arrange a rendezvouz between he and brit brit.
she looks tacky lately
this guy is nuts!
keep him and stern away from hollywood women and all women period please!
I think Paris stole my grandma's draperies and made a dress out of them. :/
paris vulnerable?
right… she will knock him down
Larry: love your dress Paris!
Parri: Yeah its shiny
Larry: I like shiny
Parri: Duh, like, me too!! Wow that's hot!! Wanna have a sexin?
Larry: Nah I'm meeting Britney in 15 minutes
Parri: That's plenty of time. You want herpes with that??
Happy Herpes Paris !!!
Holy fuck, I can just feel the dank in the air. Its so fucking nasty. What has she ever contributed to society??? Ever??? She is ugly with a wonky eye, she has ZERO talent, has an STD, she even sucks in bed…..all into herself. Bithc is getting OLD….not just tired of hearing about her, but OLD physically. She's not 18 anymore, not even 21. Ugh….her time came and past years ago. She nevr was anything and she will never be anything.
I thought Larry had said he wanted to date Britney Spears?
I had no idea the word vulnerable could also refer to being whorish and strung out.
onvce upon a time der vas a naughty girl who slept with birky, she got preggers with his offspring..dis girl slept with everyone she could including my sister and her mother and her father anyvays if Parisite was smart she vould talk to Crosby about a certain book with some strange information about him that would question any potential relationship for a mommy for his daughter
Re: HASBEEN –
Yeah! Remember when she tried to fuck? That sucked big time too. She should just stick to …ah…ummm…..umm…er………… Well sorry but I can't think of one thing that she's actually good at.
Larry will take anything with money. He and his tag team sidekick want to railroad another dumb blonde!
Is she wearing a dress that says "I love paris" ???
SHE IS A WHORE, BOTTOM LINE !!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE, NO LESS , JUST A WHORE. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD CANT BUY CLASS !!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HOLLYWOOD ?? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN FIND TO WRITE ABOUT ?? SHITNEY, LINDSEY, PARIS, ALL JOKES, NO TALENT ,ANY OF THEM ,YET WE ARE FORCED TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR WHOREISH LIFE EVERY DAY !!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!PUT THEM ALL ON AN ISLAND AND CALL IT DISEASE ISLAND LAND OF THE WASHED UP WHORES !!!!