America's First Family Of Trash

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Lynne Spears must be so happy and proud!

Her daughter, Jamie Lynne, has become the biggest selling cover star in the history of OK! magazine in America.

According to sales figures, the explosive issue announcing Jamie Lynn's pregnancy sold 2 million copies.

That's almost triple OK!'s regular weekly circulation!

And, making momma Lynne also proud, the mag's second best selling issue ever was Britney's meltdown at an OK! photo shoot this past summer, which sold 1.2 million copies.

Drama sells!

And we can't get enough of the Spears!

    Posted: Jan 2, 2008 at 2:24 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “America's First Family Of Trash”

    1. Sammmi says – reply to this


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      first

    2. lauren says – reply to this


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      first?

    3. yuracunt says – reply to this


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      .
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      I love Britney, but her sister is trashy

    4. dv says – reply to this


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      hobos!!! 1st

    5. jennyyy says – reply to this


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      1sttttttt

    6. iszy says – reply to this


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      Ahahahaha

    7. kaki says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. nikki says – reply to this


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      that is sad using ur daughter as a publicity stunt

    9. virst says – reply to this


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      FIRSTT

    10. roo 2 u says – reply to this


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      first

    11. chinye says – reply to this


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      wonder if theyll do an ep on her show
      or if shell move to noggin

      in related news, i miss snick

    12. chance usey says – reply to this


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      oh hai first

    13. jenny says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Nicole says – reply to this


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      These are the daughters of a mom who is writing a parenting book. I can only hope to be a mom as great as Lynne Spears some day lol.

    15. AMY says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. Ch33bz says – reply to this


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      SECOND!!

      please someone can murder Lynne Spears ?? pretty please?

    17. carla says – reply to this


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      twats.

    18. nicole says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAH

    19. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Oh the Spears family is so full of class.

    20. tad says – reply to this


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      first?

    21. shay says – reply to this


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      first???

      i love spears drama. i obv bought this mag

    22. Sleeze says – reply to this


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      What a SLUT, how could she?

    23. hatrickk says – reply to this


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      1st beeches

    24. Mary says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    25. meg says – reply to this


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      fIRST

    26. liz says – reply to this


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      who cares, people are THAT pathetic to want to read about child slave stars.

      plus, i think you have covered most of the content anyways, no need for me to read.

    27. sweetjam says – reply to this


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      She is done……stupid, stupid, stupid girl…..couldn't she keep her pants on? Did offer lots of time to talk to my daughter about sex. I'm sure she'll end up just like her stupid sister. What is with these people who have every thing and just screw up and throw it all away! Where was her mother?!!! I just hope the father isn't an old man like they are saying.

    28. david says – reply to this


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      God bless america. the only country that puts guttertrash whores on pedestals.

    29. Hissy Mama says – reply to this


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      What a truly sad day when anyone would think it's a good idea to put this child and her troubles on the front of a magazine. Who knows what teenage girls will take away as a message from this. If she wasn't sitting on a piss pot full of money she would be part of an "epidemic" of teenage pregnancy. I guess money really does change the rules….

    30. off the property says – reply to this


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      I tend to believe those kids WERE taunting that TIGER and now Jack Hannah is saying they might have been shooting a slingshot at it. It's embarrassing to think of young men in their late teens and early 20s being so spoiled and stupid to be getting kicks from playing a stupid game of yeah you're a big bad TIGER but you're stuck in that cage and you can't get us. Then the M'erF'er jumps the wall and bites his throat out. Whoa! Guess that was a not-so-good idea, hey Homer??!!! Those kids really suck.

    31. mrs donnelly says – reply to this


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      Sad sad sad sad pathetic sad sad sad pathetic….wrong

    32. obviously says – reply to this


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      what better way to pass the 8 HOURS I had to wait in the airpost for the holidays than to read about this….

    33. Brittany says – reply to this


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      Wow. How embarassing.

    34. Brittany says – reply to this


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      I wonder if she'll do a reality show about her pregnancy….

    35. ho says – reply to this


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      FUNNY - American trailer trash family

    36. Anneka says – reply to this


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      Who mby this shit mags? Don´t most people in the US, like in Europe, have the internet?

    37. Anneka says – reply to this


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      Who buy shit mags like that? Don´t most people in the US, like in Europe, have the internet?

    38. Kim says – reply to this


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      I agree that they should not be selling this story…but…how is she a slut? Honestly…most 16 year old girls ARE having sex. No matter what kind of parents they have. If teenagers want to have sex, they are going to find a way to do it. I dont think she is a slut. But she has made bad choices and now she is having to deal with the consequences.

    39. {♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this


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      what a bummer jamie=L thought zhe had 2

      get pregnant 2 make a cover of a magazine..

      zhez jealouz of unfitfuck, thatz plain..but y?

      Unfitfuck iz worry of anyonez jealouzy..zo zad☻

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    40. BC says – reply to this


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      I just read another interview with her. She's talking about maybe going to college (IF she graduates high school) and what kind of movies she wants to make in the future and whether she wants to go into the music biz. She's acting like the baby won't change her life or plans at all or even be a consideration in her decisions. The Spears girls (especially mama) are total morons.

    41. rich git says – reply to this


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      Perez is obsessed with this family. This site has more spears in it than the fim 'Zulu'

    42. Tammy Sue says – reply to this


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      God, she's ugly like her sister. AND…. why did they think they needed to BROADCAST it to the WORLD. Who do they think they are ? All it shows is "what whores they are" they should be ashamed as hell, not proud to plaster it all over a mag. NO CLASS AT ALL.

    43. j. says – reply to this


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      Don't you think this will cause Britney to do more drugs?

    44. The Hatfield's and the MrCoy's says – reply to this


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      diggity dog, we would sure spank thadt slut, her momma is frum the hills like us. she is a ho like her mammy. them folks are muntun
      folk. ho

    45. gigi says – reply to this


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      so sad. Lynne Spears should be ashamed of herself. She pimps out her daughters. No fucking wonder they're fucked up. Sad….

    46. KKD says – reply to this


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      What a bunch of white trash no good douche bags. The WHOLE Spears clan. ICK

    47. victoria babyy says – reply to this


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      Woow ! There family is just full of class like its carzy ! She gonna go though hell and bak with all this scandal hahahahaha

    48. anna says – reply to this


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      The Spears family is so fucked up. But it's not Britney and Jamie's fault that they got 2 fucked up parents that never taught them anything.

    49. Irene says – reply to this


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      What is this girl's age? Isn't she only a teen?

    50. Dawn says – reply to this


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      Ok is lying about circulation….What they did was extend the sale for 2 weeks (instead of 1 week). So they are actually counting circulation for 2 weeks!…Lying bastards!

    51. Christine says – reply to this


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      whore.

    52. .. says – reply to this


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      STOP SAYING YUR FKN 1st WHEN YUR LIKE, 30!
      ASSHOLES!

    53. Shireen says – reply to this


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      woah woah woah.
      how did Katie Holmes get voted mommy of the year??
      being a robot and raising the future anti-christ does not qualify you for a parenting honor. but then again, this is OK magazine, where the Spears family rules.
      it all makes sense now.

    54. MJ says – reply to this


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      Come on now,Perez,that's not funny at all! stop calling people trash! they're not! you can call people trash,but only when they did something wrong and upseting to u! got that? good!

    55. ANNMARIE says – reply to this


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      THEY SHOULD B TRYNA HELP BRITNEY INSTEAD OF POSIN IN DA MAGAZINE HOW CAN ANY MOTHER B OVER THE MOON AND DOIN INTERVIEWS TELLIN DA WORLD HER 16 YR OLD IS PREGNANT WHEN HER OTHER DAUGHTER IS CLEARLY CRYIN OUT 4 HELP THROUGH DA PAPERS I BET LYNNE WILL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH HER AND KEVIN CASHIN ON WHY BRITNEY WENT CRAZY THESE PEOPLE WILL DO ANY THING 4 MONEY THIS IS SO SAD ITS 2008 AND BRITNEY IS NOW SEEIN SOMEONE FRON DA PAPPERAZZI IF DAT AINT ATTENTION SEEKIN WHAT IS SOME ONE NEEDS 2 HELP HER

    56. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Ok, i'm officially sick of anything Spears. When will Nickelodeon cancel Jamie's show? Garbage, the lot of them.

    57. liplooker says – reply to this


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      are her lips photoshopped or did she get inflated? She had flat upper lip B4

    58. kiera says – reply to this


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      hey when your baby comes out do a show with her/him on zoey101

    59. ugh!! says – reply to this


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      Yes we can get enough of them!! OMG PLEASE NO MORE PEREZ

    60. Greg says – reply to this


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      Brittney is trash.

      How about a real hottie. Great Jessica Alba story at mlbfleecefactor.com

    61. THE TRASHIEST OF THE TRASH says – reply to this


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      THE SPEARS FAMILY HAS GOT TO BE THE TRASHIEST OF THE TRASH
      AND WHO IS TO BLAME? THEIR TRASHY PARENTS, THEY ARE TRULY A DISGRACE
      AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES THAT IS THE SADDEST THING

      WAIT AND SEE ONE OF THEM WILL END UP TRAGICALLY

    62. keekee says – reply to this


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      Why should Katie Holmes be mother of the year! She has a full time nanny all the money she could ever want. Millions of mothers hold down full-time jobs and take care of kids and home! Look at the real America and the mom's that really deserve that title!

    63. SERIOUSLY says – reply to this


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      Re: ugh!! – ENOUGH OF THEM AND TO THE NEXT TRASH PLEASE LOL
      OH MY BEING A CELEBRITY IS NOT ALL THAT BUT THEN IT REALLY DEPENDS ON A PERSON SOME OF THEM CAN REALLY HANDLE BEING IN THE LIMELIGHT SOME JUST CAN'T AND THE RESULT IS THE SPEARS BESIDES MONEY AND TRAILER WHITE TRASH USUALLY ENDS UP TRAGIC LIKE THE SPEARS

    64. kelly says – reply to this


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      oddly enough… those are the ONLY 2 issues of OK magazine that I've bought ever… (I'm more of a Perez vs. US Weekly kinda girl!

    65. Brenna says – reply to this


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      Way to make money off your unborn kid- For cryin out loud, you know she will do the same with the birth pictures….sick sick puppies..too bad that these people are actually role models for children….

    66. BeeBee says – reply to this


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      ugh…i am so tired of this story. JL is going to get as much publicity as possible from this pregnancy. its so disapointing that this once role model to kids is just as much of a slut as her sister. what a disapointment . . . does she not realize that her life as she knows it could be spoiled from this?

    67. Stacia says – reply to this


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      This family craves all the attention! Last!!!

    68. Giselle says – reply to this


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      Leave Jamie alone, she has yet to prove she is trash, unlike her big sis. ALL girls her age are sexually active, but usually the ones who get pregnant have abortions. She is strong to go ahead with what she believes in. Good for her. It's hard to do the right thing, and I have a feeling she'll be a far better mother than her sister. At least she has financial stability.

    69. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Everyone needs to stop giving these trailer trash losers attention. Seriously.

    70. DOUCHEBAG LYNN SPEARS!!! says – reply to this


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      Lynn Spears did nothing but whore both Brit and now Jamie. It's makes me actually sick to see what these two Spears sisters have become. I really hope Brit gets her shit together and gives ole MOM a good kick in the ass.. Straight up..
      I'd do it myself, IF I could..

    71. amber says – reply to this


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      its crazy! i live in a little ass town in OHIO and you people should really go to a high school because i am a senior and like 6 people from my school either had kids or having them by their junior. its nothing new get off the poor girls case.

    72. Angie says – reply to this


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      Re: Giselle

      Are you F-ing stupid? All 16 girls do not have sex - With your kind of thining, you'll be following in Jamies' footsteps. . .

    73. DIEPTRE says – reply to this


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      This is just so irritating now! I can't deny that I have to know what's going on with the Spears' now at all times, but I really want these girls to straighten their lives out. Which obviously means staying as far away from the parents as they can, which is the saddest part of all.
      Momma wants to bank as much as she can on these girls before they get too old for anyone to care, and apparently she'll do it by any means she can. She's tapped out Britney as far as she can, so now a switch to the younger one is only natural.
      But to sell the pregnancy story!? My God does this woman have any shame? Does she love her offspring even just a tiny little bit? Did she really give birth to these girls or did she buy them on a black market somewhere?
      And then to claim they got no money from OK? Yeah, right, and neither did Howard K. Stern.

    74. DIEPTRE says – reply to this


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      This is getting really scary now. Britney cannot seem to live without the flashbulbs in her face, which makes sense because it's the only semblance of "affection" she has in her life. Think about it. She probably assumes that anyone who is nice to her in any way whatsoever wants something from her, and I bet in most cases she's right. So what is she left with? Lots of time and money, which can drive even a person with real support and structure insane after a while, and a sense that she has to, at all costs, keep herself famous. And now, after everything that has happened, she doesn't seem to care anymore.
      And lets talk about the kids for a second. I think she loves them, and wants to be a good mother. But I could also see how she might regret having them in some way, as horrible as everyone would say that is. After all, any mother who has been through a divorce with children has had the thought- those boys are little mini Federlines- little flesh and blood representations of what even Britney herself must realize now was her greatest mistake of all. It is sad, but not something that should be so easily judged.

    75. DIEPTRE says – reply to this


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      And the media, even if she does have some kind of relationship with them, amplifies things. I feel so bad for her. I literally want to go out and find her and talk to her, even if it's just for 5 minutes, to tell her that she can be ok. If I were her, I'd call up Madonna and throw myself at her mercy. I bet she could help her. So there you go, if anyone is reading this who knows Madge tell her to help Britney before she winds up like Anna Nicole. The clock is ticking.
      I know this will do no good whatsoever, but I would like to sit down with Perez and talk to him face to face about how he can continue to fuel the flames the way he does. I hate to say it, because he'll probably take it as a huge compliment, but I'd love to see what state some of these celebrities would be in if he were to have never started up the website. We can't give him all the credit, but I do think there is something to be said for the media's effect on reality. There shouldn't be any, because the media should represent reality, but there is no line anymore. The media creates reality now.

    76. Cinderella says – reply to this


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      ha! ha! ha! Go call some MORE media and draw MORE attention this this absolute MESS!!!! THIS is an absolute DISGRACE!

    77. katie says – reply to this


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      trash is the family that beats their children to death,abandons a newborn in a trash bin,has sex with their offspring.Lot's of teens in north america get pregnant and some even abandon them on a cold night ,abort it.

    78. JO momma says – reply to this


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      I love how people consider the "SPears family" TRASH! When 70% of american girls gives birth before the age of 18. Also they are typical "AMERICANs"

    79. Let it go says – reply to this


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      People need toleave her alone. Many regular teenagers are pregnet and im sure ATLEAST 1 of you has a pregnet teenage frend. So your telling me you just call them a slut and leave them as a friend ? NO ! you dont. you go andhelp them thru this time. So please loose the judging other people.

    80. Let it go says – reply to this


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      People need toleave her alone. Many regular teenagers are pregnet and im sure ATLEAST 1 of you has a pregnet teenage frend. So your telling me you just call them a slut and leave them as a friend ? NO ! you dont. you go andhelp them thru this time. So please loose the judging other people.

    81. Jaz says – reply to this


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      wow,
      at 16 pregnat, if i was her mother i would be ashmed of myself rasing to retards… but then of course she is in love pfft lol :P
      well, congrulations on your baby !!
      but you let your fans down and thanks for letting Zoey 101 down the drain to , MAN YOUR A HERO !!

    82. cupid says – reply to this


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      if the spears is the top selling problems for ok magazine then that should show the mother that she aint do a great job raising them

    83. Red Rooster says – reply to this


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      The mag's been around in the US since 2005 — hardly some huge magazine publishing milestone.

    84. j. says – reply to this


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      WOW. how FUCKIN SAD!

    85. Danielle says – reply to this


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      What a bunch of baby makers.

    86. Kimberly says – reply to this


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      Britney must be ticked, her baby sister is such a copy cat x]

      hmm, i wonder if they'll cancell zoey 101. they can always just say she got fat. and once the baby is born, put it to work! they can add a midget foreign exchange student.

    87. JAMIE ALLEN - Relentless Media says – reply to this


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      This just in:

      Jamie Allen's sources confirm that the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby is not the 17 year old boyfriend Casey Aldridge but an unnamed - only because we don't want to be sued - 30 year old producer on her hit Disney Series.

    88. KissOnTheCheek says – reply to this


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      heyya
      im from england and i dont know about the states so im sorry if im wrong
      but
      loads of girls get pregnant as teenagers its sorta normal
      so just because her sister could sing and got trashed shes got a lot of criticism
      and i cant believe her mum is selling her story to magazines
      fame whore
      and stop with the first thing it gets on my nerves
      Im First!
      good luck JL and Britney =]
      x

    89. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I bought that issue. That interview SUCKED!! The only thing she said over and over was that she is shocked and her mom is her best friend and gonna help her.
      Worst/stupidest interview ever.

    90. Jessica says – reply to this


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      thats so sad that the whole spears is on a downward spirl

    91. sarah says – reply to this


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      Re: yuracunt – or its the other way around..