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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Knifestyles > Brody Jenner

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Brody Jenner's mom looks freshly taut!

That's a compliment, right???

The Hills star kissed his mom at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve at the Knights Head party at Cameo in Miami Beach.

Such a momma's boy!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: January 2, 2008 at 5:12 pm

162 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. lulu says – reply to this


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    third f'ers

  2. lulu says – reply to this


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    third f'ers

  3. krt says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  4. 77441 says – reply to this


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    first

  5. libby says – reply to this


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    1st

  6. cindy says – reply to this


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    do you mean taut?

  7. TYTY! says – reply to this


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    She is def a botox whore

  8. lib says – reply to this


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    i believe the word is taut as in stretched tightly so as to have the look of a cadaver. I'm so sick of this bad plastic surgery look. don't these people have mirrors? I'd rather see wrinkles.

  9. luva says – reply to this


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    First

  10. amanda says – reply to this


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    haha that looks like micha barton all sad in the back left

  11. labido says – reply to this


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    Miami rules

  12. jenn n juice says – reply to this


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    cute cute cute

    fisrt first first tttttttttttttttttttttt

  13. rigoNINJA says – reply to this


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    not first.

    :]

  14. P'edro says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!

  15. ho says – reply to this


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    f off bitches!

  16. ho says – reply to this


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    f off bitches!

  17. Golds says – reply to this


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    Lmao

  18. fANTA says – reply to this


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    frist!

  19. Yo MAMA says – reply to this


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    Brody is so effin` hot.

  20. pedro says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  21. raheel says – reply to this


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    :| she looks great

  22. id bang her says – reply to this


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    id bang her

  23. LewdMan says – reply to this


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    Well, if I had a mom who looked that - I'd do her too!!!! Go get'em Brody Boy!

  24. Nancy says – reply to this


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    Didn't she used to date Elvis?

  25. bb says – reply to this


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    first bitches…..gross he loves his mom a little toooo much!!

  26. scott says – reply to this


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    first

  27. fanta says – reply to this


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    cute……first!

  28. gddfghdh says – reply to this


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    first

  29. melis says – reply to this


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    2 words…retired pornstar

  30. maggie says – reply to this


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    first or second?!

  31. trina says – reply to this


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    ewww! first?

  32. first says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  33. rrrrr says – reply to this


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    he is hot, she is scary

  34. Kaitlin says – reply to this


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    She looks kind of gross…too much surgery

  35. jess says – reply to this


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    first!!

  36. trina says – reply to this


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    first?

  37. D says – reply to this


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    ew.
    fuckin' botox city….

    ….that's hot, i love it, whatever..

  38. liz says – reply to this


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    Atleast it wasn't Paris Hilton.
    His mom looks so happy.

  39. mimi says – reply to this


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    Are you sure that's a woman? Looks like your typical miami beach tranny!

  40. Village says – reply to this


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    She was the last girlfriend of Elvis. She was with him the night he died. They were engaged.

  41. mp says – reply to this


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    LOVE reading the word "first" over and over again… occasionally litered with some choice cuss words. Can't you sensor how many of these "firsts" you put up Perez? Annoying!

  42. Zachariah says – reply to this


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    He probably fucks her.
    His five o clock shadow is cuuuute :)

  43. mimi says – reply to this


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    She looks like lauren conrad in 30 yrs, weird he kinda is into his mom then isn't he?

  44. mimi says – reply to this


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    She looks like lauren conrad in 30 yrs, weird he kinda is into his mom then isn't he?

  45. hot stuff says – reply to this


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    His mom looks good. BRODY IS SO SEXY!

  46. Ryan Z says – reply to this


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    Who cares about her, look at him! I'd bust nut all over his back!

  47. sallynally says – reply to this


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    Sorry you are wrong. Linda Thompson and Elvis broke up a year before he died. The woman with him at the time of his death was Ginger Alden.

  48. Perez says – reply to this


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    Re: mp – Primero puta

  49. Dani says – reply to this


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    I so thought that his mom was Amanda Lepore!!!!!!!!! You know, the crazy transexual from NYC.

  50. Martha Stewart says – reply to this


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    TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY!!

  51. MEAN WARREN says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG- THAT GUY IS FAMOUS FOR NOTHING. HIS MOM LOOKS LIKE A BOTOX POSTER CHILD THAT DESPARATELY WISHES SHE LOOKED 17 AGAIN.

  52. canadiangirl says – reply to this


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    The word is "taut" not "taught"…. she isn't learning anything! ;-)

  53. Rutabaga 66 says – reply to this


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    That's "freshly taut," t-a-u-t. Any freshly tauter and her nose would launch for Saturn.

  54. Anna says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHEZZZ…

    Don't you mean grody jenner?
    Who kisses their mom with their hand on her stomach???

  55. Your momma says – reply to this


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    Everyone in CALIFORNIA must have a broken mirror because these people all look strange and DON"T EVEN KNOW IT!

  56. B says – reply to this


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    Have you ever seen Brody's dad? Looks like plastic surgery is a family ritual..Forward 20 years from now and Brody will have that same taut look! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. kristinnnhearts says – reply to this


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    Where's Lauren Conrad when this was all happening? hmm?

  58. B says – reply to this


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    Have you ever seen Brody's dad? It seems that plastic surgery is a family ritual here..fast forward 20 years and I'll bet that Brody will have that same "taut" look!! EEWWWWWWW!!!!

  59. lala says – reply to this


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    HEsz HAWT TH0UGH
    L0Lsz!!
    i BET LAUREN isz S0 JEAL0US…

  60. tim says – reply to this


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    they've all slept with the same people, Los Angeles is so small. isn't he a mo?

  61. DVD says – reply to this


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    She like young guy dude……

  62. m says – reply to this


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    she looks like a freak. why's he touching her stomach? weird.

  63. Leslie Sweet says – reply to this


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    I LOVE MAMMAS BOYS! Respect! R E S P E C T! Thank you Ms. Franklin!

  64. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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    thank god he doesn't take after his mom's looks. does anyone have a barf bag? is that weird that she wants to be LC? ew.

  65. Hope says – reply to this


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    He looks like he's about to rub her gash.

  66. ~INTERCHANGABLE PARENTS~ says – reply to this


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    His mother now looks like a man trying to be a woman. His father now looks like a woman trying to be a man. This is like a warped kind of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" but they're just taking faces. Run for your life Brody before you turn into Becky or something…

  67. k.c. says – reply to this


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    I think thats cute……..and I have to admit that I think Brody is pretty effing HOT!!! I think he is just adorable. ♥

  68. Mitch says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWW………………she looks like a CAT.
    FUGLY to say the least.

  69. dana says – reply to this


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    Re: mp –
    Actually Ginger Alden was the girlfriend who was with Elvis the night of his death and was "engaged" to him. Linda Thompson was with him prior.

  70. Tira says – reply to this


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    Wow, boob implants, chin implant, cheek implants and God only knows what she did to her lips. Her plastic surgeon must be able to afford a small Caribbean Island by now.

  71. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Hey, I didn't know his mom was Cher!!! hehe

  72. Barf-a-Moofus says – reply to this


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    Brody actually looks exactly like the neighborhood "cute-but-slow" kid you grew up with, the one who in high school had to take the "special" classes.

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  74. nikole says – reply to this


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    it that mischa barton in the background? she looks so sad

  75. Birdy says – reply to this


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    She has a wonderful figure, however the Batman Riddler botox face. I'd rather have the rinkles.

  76. no says – reply to this


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    um i dont think this is the stroke of midnight perez? if it was wouldn't the people in the background look a LITTLE more excited? i think so.
    it's sad that im just starting to realize how much you over stretch things

  77. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Can we say EW? This is seriously one of the grossest pics I have ever seen. That lady's face looks redonkulous and the fact that her son's hand is almost resting gently on her hip, as if she were his girl. Ok, I don't like him anymore, I hope Lauren is staying away from him…

  78. Another Hollyweird mom says – reply to this


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    Another Hollyweird mom with her bleach blonde long straight hair, botox face and fake boobs… lovely… California bimbos make me sick… she's pathetic!!

  79. Another Hollyweird mom says – reply to this


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    Another Hollyweird mom with her bleach blonde long straight hair, botox face and fake boobs… lovely… California bimbos make me sick… she's pathetic!!

  80. Another Hollyweird mom says – reply to this


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    Another Hollyweird mom with her bleach blonde long straight hair, botox face and fake boobs… lovely… California bimbos make me sick… she's pathetic!!

  81. steph says – reply to this


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    Re: amanda – thats what I thought too!!! funny.

  82. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


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  83. Dan says – reply to this


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    If she had red lipstick on, she would look like Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman

  84. Scary says – reply to this


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    Do people actually believe that this plastic look rocks? Wait till the current crop of twentysomething surgery junkies hit their forties. Now, those faces will be more frightful than anything we can imagine.

  85. Viva! says – reply to this


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    She may have overdone the Botox and surgery but at least Brody's mom has some talent, she's written songs and has been nominated for an Oscar and a Grammy as well as winning an Emmy.

    Also, say what you will about Brody but he's actually one of the nicer Hollywood types and isn't a crack addict. That's an achievement.

  86. kla says – reply to this


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    i

  87. Mr Zabe says – reply to this


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    Brawl lift, cheek implants, chin implant, fat injections, chemical
    face peel and botox……my it pays to have a son with money. LOL
    Gosh she looks like a bloated Barbie doll. LOL

  88. BOSTON says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS A LOT BETTER THAN THAT SKANK HIS FATHER BRUCE IS MARRIED TO NOW.
    IF SHE BROUGHT UP BRODY, SHE SEEMS TO HAVE DONE A NICE JOB, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE MAN.
    I CAN'T IMAGINE THE OTHER "MRS JENNER" DOING THAT FROM THE LOOKS OF HER OWN KIDS. THEIR ALL A BUNCH OF WHITE TRASH HO'S, JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER.

  89. JJ says – reply to this


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    Is Brody's dad, Bruce Jenner? Bruce was a nice looking guy in the 70's. Then he had plastic surgery, why…I don't know. But now he looks like a lesbian. His nose became to thin and narrow like Michael Jacksons.

  90. JackieLee says – reply to this


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    Why is his hand on her stomach. I bet he has sex with his mom

  91. Thatssomeuglymofos says – reply to this


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    Mamma & Pappa Face Lift, will the apple fall too far from the tree ?

  92. cake says – reply to this


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    She is so FAKE—TOO MUCH plastic surgery but still not beautiful or even pretty.

  93. BOSTON says – reply to this


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    Re: wE tHe PeOpLe –
    YOUR PROBABLY THE 2ND "MRS. JENNER"
    LEARN HOW TO PUT A PARAGRAPH TOGETHER, LOSER!

  94. tIFFANY says – reply to this


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    lAST!!!!

  95. I'm hot! says – reply to this


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    I want to fuck them both up the ass! Then suck brodys dick and balls till he comes all over his mothers fake tits….

  96. 2008 says – reply to this


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    she looks like jigsaw from the saw movies

  97. 37 says – reply to this


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    it's so funny that no matter how many botox injections she gets Bruce Jenner will still look more like a woman than she does

  98. tdgrl says – reply to this


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    SICK!!! WHAT A FREAK!!!

  99. Realist says – reply to this


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    Give her a break. She's almost 60 years old. While she's definitely overdone the surgery, she was a stunner back in her day. And talented too. She's done a lot in her time. Certainly much more than her son.

  100. kathyc says – reply to this


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    EEEEK! His gross bitten down nails touching his mother in such an inappropriate way!

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