"Look At My Freakishly Long Arm"

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Sin City

Poor Avril Lavigne.

Her packed New Year's Eve party at the new Prive in Las Vegas was hosted by the lamest of all the celebrity-hosts. Well, besides K-Fed, of course.

Oh well, at least she looked cute. Right???

It's the motherfucking princess!!!

[Image courtesy of the Opium Group.]

Posted: Jan 2, 2008 at 4:14 pm / Email this »

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Mikezula says – reply to this

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Woody!!!! says – reply to this

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Can you imagine what a bitch she mus be????? Her poor husband……….
Jessie says – reply to this

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EWWW
blahhh says – reply to this

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is it just me or do avril and ho-di montag look exactly alike?
trista says – reply to this

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love her cunt !!
Davis says – reply to this

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Yeah, Avril didn't look that bad. Oh well.

Also, I don't get what this whole "first" this is about. But what I?
maggie says – reply to this

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first maybe? and no I'M the motherfucking princes… hehehehehe
Chris L says – reply to this

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I'd fuck her , that's all Il say
Shireen says – reply to this

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I hate this cunt. I don't understand how she thinks her faux-punk style is still fooling us into thinking she is super awesome.
You are not punk, you little twat.
john says – reply to this

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hot !!
jamison says – reply to this

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Shes a Whore
lulu says – reply to this

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first?
lipple says – reply to this

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second
BB says – reply to this

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Wtf…that doesn't look at all real!
2nd says – reply to this

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2nd 2nd 2nd~!
lalala says – reply to this

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1`st!
Steph says – reply to this

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I wish Avril's hair would catch on fire…
wonk says – reply to this

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wonk!!
heather says – reply to this

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shes disgusting
bebe says – reply to this

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ugly
nanook says – reply to this

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she is a poser…..lame is her middle name
sammantha says – reply to this

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she does look cute.
Avril is a twat says – reply to this

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I hate this bitch! Second!!!!
C says – reply to this

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She scares me…I feel like I will become diseased by just looking at her. Ewwww
Nic says – reply to this

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First La La's!
justin says – reply to this

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first!…ugly bitch.
Justin says – reply to this

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What a friggin loser; how come she's always wearing some kind of frickin tiara??? Princess Pea Brain I presume!
poop says – reply to this

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head
d.stowater says – reply to this

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Take a long walk off a short pier, Avril dear.
Lindsie says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her arm is fuckin long
erin says – reply to this

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she suuuucks!!!!
tatummm says – reply to this

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wutang
tata says – reply to this

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
minal says – reply to this

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firstttttttttttttttt!!!
jojo says – reply to this

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haha..she's ridiculous
kk says – reply to this

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FIRST
Rul says – reply to this

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I cant understan to why your so mean with her if you dont like then just dont writte about her, see no reason why your trying us to hate what your hate..
FIRST
Calvin says – reply to this

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Honey; cardboard tiaras are for five year olds…put it down and walk away…..!
HorseHeadPerez says – reply to this

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Look at perez' FREAKISHLY FAT (wetback) ASS.
HorseHeadPerez says – reply to this

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Look at perez' FREAKISHLY FAT (wetback) ASS.
HorseHeadPerez says – reply to this

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Look at perez' FREAKISHLY FAT (wetback) ASS.
Spyder2247 says – reply to this

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I'm embarassed she Canadian! Give up the faux punk-rock look already, you not 7 anymore!!
kc says – reply to this

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Does she only own that one kilt?!! She wears it all the time.
Tarzanna says – reply to this

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Just because you shop at HOT TOPIC doesn't make you Punk of even cute punkish.

Av has been rocking this look for like 5 years now and needs to flip it a bit if she wants to stay fresh.

She should Google this famous chick named MADONNA and see what i'm talking about!
sherry says – reply to this

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She's such a has-been. It's time to move over, Avril… only 12year olds can listen to your "punk" muzac. DUUUUH.
Gypzy666 says – reply to this

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God I wish that sparkler would have caught her on fire…
Hailey says – reply to this

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I think you should stop writing about her if you hate her so much.
boysworld says – reply to this

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FFFFFFUUUUGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! BEEEATTTCCHHHH!!!!!!
off the property says – reply to this

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HEAVEN IS: those long arms wrapped loosely around YOU…
kathleen says – reply to this

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Okay the kilt and tiara look is done Avril; move on before you become as dated looking as Pam Anderson!!!!!!!!
BOYSWORLD!!! says – reply to this

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FFFUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!!!!!! BEEAAATTCCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUNT ASS BITCH WHO DESERVES TO DIE!!!
lala says – reply to this

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EEEW.
N0T AS LAME AS THE MTVsz TiLA TEQUiLAsz MASQUERADE.
S0RRY BUT THT WAS PATHETiCK!!
YEW MADE iT THE SEX P-NASTYY
TiLA TEQUiLA iS S00 FAKE!
HAHA..
SHE iS N0T H0TT
Nicole says – reply to this

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OMG she is so retarded. I am so tired of her… and no she doesn't look cute, she looks like she is TRYING to be cute in her preschooler paper "crown".
nozzman says – reply to this

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her arm is indeed HUGE! funny one
Go home, Canada... says – reply to this

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Does she have like…ONE OUTFIT? She NEVER looks different and seeing as she is a performer…I find that lame and boring. Could she at least try to look special on a big party night when she is being paid to host?

Haha I mistyped "poutfit", but same diff, in her case.

Whatevs.
northdolphin says – reply to this

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She's probably thinking … uhh like where's the money I was supposed to like get for this crap … like really . Do you think I like suck here ?
Avril Lavigne says – reply to this

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Who is she and what does she do????
SHEER HEAVEN says – reply to this

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WHAT'S LAUGHABLE ABOUT AVRIL IS SHE CAME RIGHT OUT ON NATIONAL TV KNOCKING BLONDES… AND NOW SHE IS ONE. GO FIGURE… SHE'S ONE MIXED UP HYPOCRITE!
arynarynaryn says – reply to this

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HER FACE LOOKS LIKE HEIDI MONTAGS, LIKE THE EYES.. IDK HAHA
nameless says – reply to this

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that arm is fucking disgusting
MORE PICS OF NATASHA BEDINGFIELD, PLS! says – reply to this

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PS ~ It's one thing to knock your own hair color but she was a brunette at the time she said she'd never be a typical blonde. Now she is! Take off those heavy false eyelashes, Ape! Which I agree ~ her arms ARE freakishly long. She can't hold a candle to NATASHA BEDINGFIELD!!! Now that's a FACE & VOICE!
lefty says – reply to this

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!!!!!HAS-BEEN!!!!!
Candice says – reply to this

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When I frist seen the hills I thought, "wow that hidie girl looks alot like Avril Lavigne. Good to know I'm not alone on thinking they look alike
Avrilfan says – reply to this

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I lve avril shes just awsome fuck tha haters
Olives says – reply to this

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Douche!!!
amanda says – reply to this

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how abouts she stop wearing the same outfits she did when she came out like 6 years ago.
lin says – reply to this

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what is richard simmons doing there?!?!?
mia says – reply to this

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I fuckin hate her…
Rutabaga 66 says – reply to this

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"Avril Lavigne" answers the question, "Which singer should be seen being led by a mob to the guillotine?"
jayana says – reply to this

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they were ALL lame all the celebrities in Vegas were this year, duh!! But yes I agree Avril the worst, her music fuckin SUX
KAKA says – reply to this

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AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!*
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AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
AVRIL HAS LONG ARMS TO STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES!!
Lara Croft Mac N' Cheese says – reply to this

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I find Perez's website to be refreshing. It's nice to see that there are others out there who find the whole idea of being a celebrity to be ridiculous. These people are put up on a pedestal like they have cured cancer or done some miraculous things. In reality they haven't done anything but take money from other people and then treat regular people like shit. Personally I'm glad this website is here so we can treat these douchebags the way they treat everybody else. That being said, Avril is a fucking cunt and can't sing, write or play music better than someone with Downs.
Joe Blow says – reply to this

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She has a little rat face. I hope the Rubinoos get back what she stole from them!
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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I still wanna bang her s
I must be a sick bas**rd, huh ?
Karie says – reply to this

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SHE'S GROSS - A TOTAL SKANK!!! NOT TO MENTION A HORRIBLE MUSICIAN.
Barf-a-Moofus says – reply to this

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This girl's mouth looks about as inviting as a frozen toilet seat.
Steph says – reply to this

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Isn't she a tad old to still dress and act like a 16 year old punk wannabe brat?
douche my anus says – reply to this

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Avril and Asshole Simpson belong in the fucking bargain bin. Ugly, talentless poseur cunts.
cj says – reply to this

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idc wat neone says i like avril. if u hate her you don't have to write it. i think thats just rude as hell. I bet i'd hate u too…but i wouldn't write about it.all u who write trashy stuff like twat and cunt need to get help or go to anger managment.seriously. thats just rude and disgusting.
Moi says – reply to this

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i agree with everyone here, LOSE THE PUNK LOOK it's majorly old. She's not really punk anyway, only a Wannabe!!!! I personally think she's a bitch as well. I read a magazine interview with her and I immediatley concluded she's a little bitch and tossed the magazine aside. I dislike that horrible Diva attitude. It's dumb.
michelethebelle says – reply to this

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eww, her arm looks weirdly bent - maybe she's double jointed.
citmyway says – reply to this

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has she not had these same damn look for like 10 years. She's needs to try something new, pronto!!
Ashlee Simpson says – reply to this

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She is such a CUNT! Is she STILL wearing that godamn get up? Still. I'm surprised she doesn't have a striped tie on. Loser
kayy HATES AVRIL. says – reply to this

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god she is annoying. she is more obnoxious and fame-hungry than paris and lindsay. she's not cute, pretty, or charming. she is disgusting. i cannot stand her. she's married, 20-something, and still singing about another girl's boyfriend and being a "motherfucking princess" k thirteen year old.
Mel says – reply to this

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enough with the freaking plaid!!!!
Mel says – reply to this

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enough with the freaking plaid!!!!
muffy muffin says – reply to this

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Too bad Avril didn't realize how stupid she really is but none of these pop tart celebs understand the joke is on them.
Perez-has-freakishly-fat-arms says – reply to this

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I'm no Avril fan, SO I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER! Stop giving her press. Who cares?
You've now stooped to ripping on her arms?
Good god, look at your your own fat sausages, Perez.
makagnoni says – reply to this

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Doesnt she have other clothes???? She always wears this awful skirt…. She is SO uggly…. What a shame
rikki says – reply to this

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That guy in the back looks like a pedophile.
im just sayin.
siouxsie sioux says – reply to this

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please take the shirt off with my picture and please never wear that in public again. i don't want to be associated with a talentless cunt.
Molly says – reply to this

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i fucking hate thad old bitch, i feel sorry fore her husband she must bitch him out all day long , and shes a fake punker and her anti perez site is so mutch bullshit! if she thinks shes gona kick perez off the internet shes wrong cuz i will fucking beat her up so bad and perez u shoud to!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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WHY do you ever give that stupid fake bitch any attention at all?

Just stop talking about her and let her disappear!
BOSTON says – reply to this

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LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ABOUT THE FREAKISH LONG ARM!

SAVE YOUR MONEY AVRIL, YOUR A LOSER.
SMART ASS WHITE TRASH LOSER.
jbonz says – reply to this

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Because, like, partying at high-dollar La$ Vega$ nightclubs is so punk and anarchy and rage-against-the-machine and speaking-truth-to-power and all, that a little counter-culture powder keg like Avril Lavigne is just naturally going to be there, right?
Kendra says – reply to this

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Yeah… she was at Moon in Vegas last night. We saw her and I snapped a pic, but right when I snapped it she hid her face and turned around. Then her bodygaurd came and hunted me down. He screamed in my face until I deleted it… I WAS a fan before last night.
xtofer says – reply to this

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lol, that's so photoshopped. Else, she should go for some sort of world record for creepiest arm.
Lucy says – reply to this

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She has no real understanding of Punk, as not only a musical but a political movement. Johnny Rotten himself understands this and no longer classifies himself as Punk because he understands the movement belongs to a certain time and place that has passed now. Punk like any movement, gets watered down by imitators.
carolina says – reply to this

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sei un povero morto di fame che non ha niente da fare per tutto il giorno e allora rompe il cazzo a gli altri……..SPARATI
Lips McCoy says – reply to this

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Looks like she's got quite a pit stain.