"Look At My Freakishly Long Arm"

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Poor Avril Lavigne.

Her packed New Year's Eve party at the new Prive in Las Vegas was hosted by the lamest of all the celebrity-hosts. Well, besides K-Fed, of course.

Oh well, at least she looked cute. Right???

It's the motherfucking princess!!!

[Image courtesy of the Opium Group.]

    Posted: Jan 2, 2008 at 4:14 pm / Email this  »

    184 comments to “"Look At My Freakishly Long Arm"”

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    1. Rufus Poofus says – reply to this


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      I don't know what it is about her, but there are now a few more white spots on my screen than there were a few minutes ago …

    2. kelaudk says – reply to this


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      They could do a better photo shop job on that photo. It's clear that isn't her hand - look at her elbow. Her hand should be face up.

    3. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Motherfucking asshole is what she is. No one likes her.

    4. I'm a Bottle Blonde Cookie-Cutter Girl says – reply to this


      104

      Her and that Heidi Montag girl from that fake ass show, The Hills, look just alike here. I thought it was her until I looked at her outfit.

    5. jade says – reply to this


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      she has more money than any of you will ever have.

    6. ANGRY AVRIL FANBOY says – reply to this


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      AVRIL HAS WAY MORE TALENT THAN YOU YOU NO GOOD GOSSIP QUEEN WHY NOT GET A REAL JOB HMMM? WHY PICK ON INNOCENT CELEBS YOU BITCH!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE!

    7. jonathynne says – reply to this


      107

      To quote Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda:

      "I've worn dresses with higher IQs". I believe this quote applies to April Latrine.

      Somebody please flush this trash. She's an embarrassment to her country.

    8. ann says – reply to this


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      die avril. just die.

    9. Tia says – reply to this


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      you guyz r fukin dumb cuntz…i swear get a life u sad mother fukers!! If you hate her so much…y do u sit on ur fat ass all day n write sit about her…lyk if u hated her that much u wouldnt give a fuk what she does!! Leave her alone…i mean she doing better then u fuk faces…she has millions n millions of ppl around the world who luv n respect her…theres nothing u could say or do 2 change that…so move on with ur lyf ppl…avril doesnt give a fuk about what u think anyway…so fuk all u bitches!!

    10. aussie says – reply to this


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      Totally agree with blahhh…Avril and Montag may have been seperated at birth!!

    11. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      I FUCKING CANNOT STAND THIS CONFUSED HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT IGNORANT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice fucking skirt, same stupid clothes, ahhhhhhhhhhh kill me!

    12. J says – reply to this


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      Re: blahhh

      haha!i agree she does looking like heidi montag! =D

    13. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      Fucking dumb ass bitch!!! I cannot stand this ignorant excuse for a star, She's a waste of time, nice skirt dumb ass, very original.

    14. SarahSez says – reply to this


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      Wait…isn't that an old SNL 'MARY KATHERINE GALLAGHER" costume? Can she smell her own pits with those ape-long arms?

    15. Looney says – reply to this


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      What have you done to her arm Perez? Thats not her's ;)

    16. Humility says – reply to this


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      Re: Perez-has-freakishly-fat-arms – Here here and ya know Perez, Jealousy never looks good on you. I mean you've not been riocking the same look for how long now? Same coloured lame hair, just getting progressively fatter. And I am so not a fan of your fashion sense. I will not say more cause I cannot describe with words your very bad look(s). She is far from a has been, sold out my stadium in my city already. All of you, everything you say about any celeb not just Avril is just a reflection of what you really are and how ugly you all feel. Bunch of lambs following a fake messiah who will fall bigtime this year. Say all the mean things you want, you still will have the same issues tomorrow haters. Dissing no celeb even Avril will change your self esteem issues and how you cope with them here. Bottomfeeders only are that mean and have no humility. That tis Perez bigtime, no humility. And who looked major screwed up on NYE drunk and high as a kite. The proof was in your own video. Major dialated eyes going on.

    17. Humility says – reply to this


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      Re: Perez-has-freakishly-fat-arms – You are a very big hypcrite Perez. No respect in the real world. You can biatch all you want and say what you will about Avril but she has much real love, good real friends and alot of money to buy what she wants. She is very lucky to have it all. Since all you haters are here everyday. What do you have? And how are you spending your time? I think it is best I go spend it now with what is really important. This place is far from important

    18. sam says – reply to this


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      She got that skirt from WalMart. Seriously. How white trash.

    19. TVDinner says – reply to this


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      Girlfriend needs to get over herself and ditch the plaid. In that order.

    20. Q.T. Pie says – reply to this


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      She's about as hardcore as a kitten in a gay pride parade. I'd hit it though…. with a pipe.

    21. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't she be spending more time going down on Paris?

    22. whatever says – reply to this


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      Actually the lamest host in Vegas will be at Blush on the 4th of January

    23. seriously? says – reply to this


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      nah… nastier then avril is the guy directly to her right… that long haired ick fest is the owner of koi restaurant, forty, and drinking jack from the bottle while looking up the (fake)punk-ette's skirt. seriously??

    24. vanessa says – reply to this


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      wait. i don't get it. who was the lame host?

    25. CJ says – reply to this


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      She's pretty outside, but ugly inside.

    26. amelia. says – reply to this


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      that looks like a pretty shit party.

    27. icey says – reply to this


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      Thats fucking freaky/creeeppy

    28. Konstance says – reply to this


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      What did Avril do to you Perez???????
      Has she bashed you?????
      I DONT THINK SO!
      If you wanna make fun of someone…
      MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY!
      If you think you can handle me, reply to me then
      you should have my email. I have to give to make this comment.

    29. Konstance says – reply to this


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      Re: Humility
      I SO AGREE!

    30. Claire Huxtable says – reply to this


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      Her arm isn't long, it's hyper-extended. Double jointed? Must be.

    31. Andy says – reply to this


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      Avril have never said that she's is punk so get over it!!!!!

    32. booyah says – reply to this


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      Re: blahhh
      omg i thought the same thing when i saw this pic too !
      avril does look cute in this.

    33. kelly says – reply to this


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      she's a joke.

    34. ohno says – reply to this


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      she must have called perez a f@ggot or something. his hatered for her came out of nowhere. which begs the questkion. do gay men have periods?

    35. Sean says – reply to this


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      I love seeing all the people hate and all she does is keep making her millions. I think all the fat whores who read this site should stop getting jealous because you know none of you could even come close to having the talent she's got. Fuck the haters, YOU should all DIE

    36. AvrilRoxs! says – reply to this


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      I looooooooove Avril!
      It was an new years eve party!
      Leave her the fuck alone Perez!
      She hasn't done anything to you!
      Just because she's smart cute and makes millions you have to be mean to her!
      Why Perez!? Why!?

    37. SD says – reply to this


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      At least she's not a druggie/sad excuse for a mother/sister of a pregnant 16 year old. Give her some credit. The girl can actually play an instrument [more than one actually] and sing, and she bathes! That counts for something in my book.

    38. f. says – reply to this


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      oh, amo perez!

    39. NATASHA BEDINGFIELD says – reply to this


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      Re: MORE PICS OF NATASHA BEDINGFIELD, PLS!Stop fishing, Natasha. :roll:

    40. NATASHA BEDINGFIELD says – reply to this


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      Re: MORE PICS OF NATASHA BEDINGFIELD, PLS!Stop fishing, Natasha. :roll:

    41. EB says – reply to this


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      I will fuck her one day. SHE IS HOT!!

    42. d says – reply to this


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      why does she still dress like that? someone needs to grow up.

    43. Avril hater = me! says – reply to this


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      I hate her guts! She is gross and I'm sick of her! She should join the circus with her freakishly long arm!

    44. Sean is a retard! says – reply to this


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      Re: Sean
      I hate to burst your bubble there Sean, but you if you're calling everyone who reads this site a fat whore that means you're calling yourself a fat whore, because obviously if you didn't read this, you wouldn't be commenting!!!!

    45. ester says – reply to this


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      HAHAH.
      the return of Hitler?

    46. Face says – reply to this


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      Why do you people care so much about her style? I'm glad she hasn't changed her style, it just shows she's not influenced by the lame media today. Seriously, just because you are so influenced by the media, doesn't mean you have to take it out on her. Get over yourselves. She's a human being just like you. And if you hate her so much, why are you giving her even a second of your time? If I dislike somebody, I'm not even going to acknowledge their existence. I suggest you do the same.

    47. m says – reply to this


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      she is doing to nazi salute

    48. shauncy says – reply to this


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      heil hitler much?

    49. Frankiee . says – reply to this


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      avril looks FRIGGIN GORGEOUS in this picture.
      shes fuckin aswesomee
      woot loves her :) (L)

    50. Mila says – reply to this


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      I love avril
      she's a sweetheart, and was a pleasure to meet.

    51. Red Rooster says – reply to this


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      Your party in NYC was pretty lame. . .

    52. meghan says – reply to this


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      omg. someone do her a favor and shoot her already.

    53. meghan says – reply to this


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      HAIL HITLA!

    54. Hannah says – reply to this


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      fuck u perez.. avril rocks .. n i was there … it was an amaaaazing night

    55. perez-iz-a-bitch says – reply to this


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      fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      You can't love everybody, and if u hate a celeb, you shouldnt write these fuckin blog… i mean i hate a lots of people who are "famous"…but i dont write a fuckin blog like THIS!!! cos im not butt like YOU!!! you fukin asshole goooooo fuck yourself!! and of corse avril has a lots of antifan but she has mooooooooore fans and they arent care what you writing here… and the newa are foolish…like my grandpa wrote…

    56. clavril says – reply to this


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      Perez, why are u so stupid? Shut up and keep writing a little fucker stupid site…fuck you

    57. alicia says – reply to this


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      hey paris, why don´t you go wash underwear ….
      like this you'll make something better ….
      HATE YOU

    58. É Avril nesta m**** says – reply to this


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      ¬¬ Aff

      Perez…
      you're Pathetic

      ha…..ha…..ha

    59. Katina says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,, GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!!!
      -Your fat
      -Your Ugly
      -Your Famous for commenting on other people's behaviour
      I don't see anything about your behaviour you bastard
      FUCK OFF
      P.S…AVRIL IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU

    60. Ivy says – reply to this


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      Little ho. Needs a nose job and some braces. I thought celebs were supposed to be better looking than us mere mortals? She looks like every "I'm super hard-core" wannabe I went to high school with. If you're going to be that ugly, you should have some talent to compensate.

    61. Pin The Tail On The Chav says – reply to this


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      i want to kill her with a extremly long pole all the way from my comfy home in england and just luagh and not get blamed hahaha woo

    62. Robbin GBG Sweden says – reply to this


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      Avril L. got Talent. She´s HOT and COOL, and she don´t give a DAMN about what YOU think of Her. Your American trash! Love Avril Above All…

    63. jackass` says – reply to this


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      (finger) (fubar) watch every one this on your skypes write on your chats and watch is going on

    64. BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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      THIS CRACK WHORE CAN NEVER FOOL ME. SHE LOOKS DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!

    65. BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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      THIS CRACK WHORE CAN NEVER FOOL ME. SHE LOOKS DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!

    66. french-paul says – reply to this


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      FUCK YOU avril is a best. VA TE FAIRE ENCULER AVRIL C'EST LA MEILLEUR ta rien a faire t'es qu'un gros buffon avril je t'aime I LOVE YOU avril lavigne bye

    67. chloeavril says – reply to this


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      she has not got a long arm :[[

    68. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      I agree with all the Avril supporters and fans ! Get the fuckin' fuck out fuckin' lowlifes fuckin' fuck haters! Why you fuckers even like bothering to sit infront of your computer and type shit about Avril?! I smell jealously! Maybe you all have chinky eyes and can't see clearly. And you all are cunts, whores, sluts and problly unpaid hores on streets. 'Cause maybe you are bitching about her because yo so fat that you can't even go outside cause yo startin' e-beefs and shits! and if you skinny as a fuckin' stick, go eat a hamburger or eat something outta the trash, skinny skanks. Skinny ain't the new thing! Being yourself is the thing and always will be. Fuckin' hoes, get the fuck out seriously.

    69. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      I agree with all the Avril supporters and fans ! Get the fuckin' fuck out fuckin' lowlifes fuckin' fuck haters! Why you fuckers even like bothering to sit infront of your computer and type shit about Avril?! I smell jealously! Maybe you all have chinky eyes and can't see clearly. And you all are cunts, whores, sluts and problly unpaid hores on streets. 'Cause maybe you are bitching about her because yo so fat that you can't even go outside cause yo startin' e-beefs and shits! and if you skinny as a fuckin' stick, go eat a hamburger or eat something outta the trash, skinny skanks. Skinny ain't the new thing! Being yourself is the thing and always will be. Fuckin' hoes, get the fuck out seriously.

    70. ALEX says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ YOU SUCKS MEN BUY A LIFE PLEASE MOTHERFUCKER
      YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY EVRYBODYS HATE YOU hahahaaha MOTHER FUCKER

      AVRIL ITS THE BEST!! AND YOU ARE STUPID FAT MEN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER AND I SAY THIS AGAIN BUY A LIFE AND THE STUPID PEOPLE SAY AVRIL THIS BLA BLA BLA Pfff.. MOTHERFUCKERS YOU SUCKS TOO WELL

      I LOVEEE SO MUCH AVRIL!! SHE ROCKS !!

      PEREZ YOU SUCKS!!!!! hahahaha STUPID FAT XD

    71. avril says – reply to this


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      wow, perez said something good about avril.
      many hates her but many many loves her!
      thats a FACT! bitches

    72. Coral says – reply to this


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      Oh please, YOU are the only poor here.
      Het party was nice and she had the people she wanted to have there. If you were there… then it was poor.

      Now keep your words to yourself because no one's here to listen.
      Oh… and shut your blog…

    73. shiri says – reply to this


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      avril! please come to isarel!
      there is a lot of fans who wait all the time for you'r coming!

    74. rocann xD says – reply to this


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      ohhhhh pleasee!! shut the fuck up you bitches! i hate you! i hate the kind of people that has nothing to do in their fucking life so they create a blog to talk crap about other ¬¬ that sucks! i mean, people can have their opinion of course, but is this really nesesary? i dont think so..perez GET A FUCKING LIFE! i hope you don´t think you´re perfect, cause if you do, you need a looong time in rehab! and also you´re more and more pathetic than you can imagine, i mean, you´re so arrogant, ignorant, stupid gay that i can barely believe it !! and you call others GAY? jajjaj please look yourself into a mirror and stop posting fake photos of yourself, c´mon you know you´re a fatass..

      peace V

      XoXo . rocann xD

    75. XENIAA says – reply to this


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      PERZ= SILLY !!??

      you stupid gerk !
      you are suck of poser!
      leave her alone!
      she is much beter than you STUPID FAT ASS !
      To All the FANS ! you ROCK!

    76. Andrea says – reply to this


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      I love Avril
      Fuck haters
      Avril Rocks

    77. whatev says – reply to this


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      i am ashamed that she is now a freaking pop princess.Avril, you use to be cool when you sung about crap that was depressing..now i run when i hear her name…

    78. kimeka says – reply to this


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      i honestly feel sorry for her….she is so oblivious to everything that's around her. i believe that she really believes that she is "cool". Sad, sad…. she is a complete moron. has anyone seen her in an enterview?! my god she seriously needs to learn more words than…umm and yeah. and for her marrying some douchbag that i've never heard of…..well that just spaeaks for itself. please trust my logic and go watch the "flight of the conchords" on hbo. you lil weirdos. xoxo

    79. Andrea says – reply to this


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      PEREZ incarnate the human SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      **** YOU
      I'm a Fan of Avril NO MATTER WHAT this stupid webSIte says
      Avril Rock 4 ever
      Vote on perezlavigne to destroy his crappy website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. rosa says – reply to this


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      ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
      you fucking morons.

    81. its brittni bitch says – reply to this


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      hair and clothes same as xtina some years ago…now who said she would never dress líke xtina….hm…since her hubby popped paris shes probably trying to compete…

    82. alycia says – reply to this


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      OMG stop making fun of celebrities people like YOU SUCK PEREZ your just jealous that youre not good loking like most celebrities.. GO GET A LIFE LOOSER

    83. sevgi says – reply to this


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      wtf she is so beautiful and she is the besttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    84. norge says – reply to this


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      i hate avril lavigne, i hate everything about her, ive seen videos of her in private shes disgusting and rude and vile, she sits and burps and chews with her mouth open and just does not act like a lady at all and im guessing she does it cos her stupid childish brain thinks its cool and shit and i hate that fucking pink shit she has in her hair it looks like a pony got her period and she used her head to wipe it off, i hate hate HATE her songs AND her voice and i fucking hate her attitude how she treats her fans and tells them to fuck off and makes little girls cry who asks for her autograph; no wonder she dusnt have any friends in hollywood. shes a nasty little immature bitch who shud go and a fucking face body and brain transplant, someone shud kill her and replace her with a better person fuck her she dusnt deserve everything she has i hate her if i see her im gna get in a fist fight with her and il break her skinny abnormally long white arm easily

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