"Look At My Freakishly Long Arm"

Poor Avril Lavigne.
Her packed New Year's Eve party at the new Prive in Las Vegas was hosted by the lamest of all the celebrity-hosts. Well, besides K-Fed, of course.
Oh well, at least she looked cute. Right???
It's the motherfucking princess!!!
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I don't know what it is about her, but there are now a few more white spots on my screen than there were a few minutes ago …
They could do a better photo shop job on that photo. It's clear that isn't her hand - look at her elbow. Her hand should be face up.
Motherfucking asshole is what she is. No one likes her.
Her and that Heidi Montag girl from that fake ass show, The Hills, look just alike here. I thought it was her until I looked at her outfit.
she has more money than any of you will ever have.
AVRIL HAS WAY MORE TALENT THAN YOU YOU NO GOOD GOSSIP QUEEN WHY NOT GET A REAL JOB HMMM? WHY PICK ON INNOCENT CELEBS YOU BITCH!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE!
To quote Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda:
"I've worn dresses with higher IQs". I believe this quote applies to April Latrine.
Somebody please flush this trash. She's an embarrassment to her country.
die avril. just die.
you guyz r fukin dumb cuntz…i swear get a life u sad mother fukers!! If you hate her so much…y do u sit on ur fat ass all day n write sit about her…lyk if u hated her that much u wouldnt give a fuk what she does!! Leave her alone…i mean she doing better then u fuk faces…she has millions n millions of ppl around the world who luv n respect her…theres nothing u could say or do 2 change that…so move on with ur lyf ppl…avril doesnt give a fuk about what u think anyway…so fuk all u bitches!!
Totally agree with blahhh…Avril and Montag may have been seperated at birth!!
I FUCKING CANNOT STAND THIS CONFUSED HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT IGNORANT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice fucking skirt, same stupid clothes, ahhhhhhhhhhh kill me!
Re: blahhh –
haha!i agree she does looking like heidi montag! =D
Fucking dumb ass bitch!!! I cannot stand this ignorant excuse for a star, She's a waste of time, nice skirt dumb ass, very original.
Wait…isn't that an old SNL 'MARY KATHERINE GALLAGHER" costume? Can she smell her own pits with those ape-long arms?
What have you done to her arm Perez? Thats not her's
Re: Perez-has-freakishly-fat-arms – Here here and ya know Perez, Jealousy never looks good on you. I mean you've not been riocking the same look for how long now? Same coloured lame hair, just getting progressively fatter. And I am so not a fan of your fashion sense. I will not say more cause I cannot describe with words your very bad look(s). She is far from a has been, sold out my stadium in my city already. All of you, everything you say about any celeb not just Avril is just a reflection of what you really are and how ugly you all feel. Bunch of lambs following a fake messiah who will fall bigtime this year. Say all the mean things you want, you still will have the same issues tomorrow haters. Dissing no celeb even Avril will change your self esteem issues and how you cope with them here. Bottomfeeders only are that mean and have no humility. That tis Perez bigtime, no humility. And who looked major screwed up on NYE drunk and high as a kite. The proof was in your own video. Major dialated eyes going on.
Re: Perez-has-freakishly-fat-arms – You are a very big hypcrite Perez. No respect in the real world. You can biatch all you want and say what you will about Avril but she has much real love, good real friends and alot of money to buy what she wants. She is very lucky to have it all. Since all you haters are here everyday. What do you have? And how are you spending your time? I think it is best I go spend it now with what is really important. This place is far from important
She got that skirt from WalMart. Seriously. How white trash.
Girlfriend needs to get over herself and ditch the plaid. In that order.
She's about as hardcore as a kitten in a gay pride parade. I'd hit it though…. with a pipe.
Shouldn't she be spending more time going down on Paris?
Actually the lamest host in Vegas will be at Blush on the 4th of January
nah… nastier then avril is the guy directly to her right… that long haired ick fest is the owner of koi restaurant, forty, and drinking jack from the bottle while looking up the (fake)punk-ette's skirt. seriously??
wait. i don't get it. who was the lame host?
She's pretty outside, but ugly inside.
that looks like a pretty shit party.
Thats fucking freaky/creeeppy
What did Avril do to you Perez???????
Has she bashed you?????
I DONT THINK SO!
If you wanna make fun of someone…
MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY!
If you think you can handle me, reply to me then
you should have my email. I have to give to make this comment.
Re: Humility –
I SO AGREE!
Her arm isn't long, it's hyper-extended. Double jointed? Must be.
Avril have never said that she's is punk so get over it!!!!!
Re: blahhh –
omg i thought the same thing when i saw this pic too !
avril does look cute in this.
she's a joke.
she must have called perez a f@ggot or something. his hatered for her came out of nowhere. which begs the questkion. do gay men have periods?
I love seeing all the people hate and all she does is keep making her millions. I think all the fat whores who read this site should stop getting jealous because you know none of you could even come close to having the talent she's got. Fuck the haters, YOU should all DIE
I looooooooove Avril!
It was an new years eve party!
Leave her the fuck alone Perez!
She hasn't done anything to you!
Just because she's smart cute and makes millions you have to be mean to her!
Why Perez!? Why!?
At least she's not a druggie/sad excuse for a mother/sister of a pregnant 16 year old. Give her some credit. The girl can actually play an instrument [more than one actually] and sing, and she bathes! That counts for something in my book.
oh, amo perez!
Re: MORE PICS OF NATASHA BEDINGFIELD, PLS! – Stop fishing, Natasha.
Re: MORE PICS OF NATASHA BEDINGFIELD, PLS! – Stop fishing, Natasha.
I will fuck her one day. SHE IS HOT!!
why does she still dress like that? someone needs to grow up.
I hate her guts! She is gross and I'm sick of her! She should join the circus with her freakishly long arm!
Re: Sean –
I hate to burst your bubble there Sean, but you if you're calling everyone who reads this site a fat whore that means you're calling yourself a fat whore, because obviously if you didn't read this, you wouldn't be commenting!!!!
HAHAH.
the return of Hitler?
Why do you people care so much about her style? I'm glad she hasn't changed her style, it just shows she's not influenced by the lame media today. Seriously, just because you are so influenced by the media, doesn't mean you have to take it out on her. Get over yourselves. She's a human being just like you. And if you hate her so much, why are you giving her even a second of your time? If I dislike somebody, I'm not even going to acknowledge their existence. I suggest you do the same.
she is doing to nazi salute
heil hitler much?
avril looks FRIGGIN GORGEOUS in this picture.
(L)
shes fuckin aswesomee
woot loves her
I love avril
she's a sweetheart, and was a pleasure to meet.
Your party in NYC was pretty lame. . .
omg. someone do her a favor and shoot her already.
HAIL HITLA!
fuck u perez.. avril rocks .. n i was there … it was an amaaaazing night
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't love everybody, and if u hate a celeb, you shouldnt write these fuckin blog… i mean i hate a lots of people who are "famous"…but i dont write a fuckin blog like THIS!!! cos im not butt like YOU!!! you fukin asshole goooooo fuck yourself!! and of corse avril has a lots of antifan but she has mooooooooore fans and they arent care what you writing here… and the newa are foolish…like my grandpa wrote…
Perez, why are u so stupid? Shut up and keep writing a little fucker stupid site…fuck you
hey paris, why don´t you go wash underwear ….
like this you'll make something better ….
HATE YOU
¬¬ Aff
Perez…
you're Pathetic
ha…..ha…..ha
Hey Perez,, GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!!!
-Your fat
-Your Ugly
-Your Famous for commenting on other people's behaviour
I don't see anything about your behaviour you bastard
FUCK OFF
P.S…AVRIL IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU
Little ho. Needs a nose job and some braces. I thought celebs were supposed to be better looking than us mere mortals? She looks like every "I'm super hard-core" wannabe I went to high school with. If you're going to be that ugly, you should have some talent to compensate.
i want to kill her with a extremly long pole all the way from my comfy home in england and just luagh and not get blamed hahaha woo
Avril L. got Talent. She´s HOT and COOL, and she don´t give a DAMN about what YOU think of Her. Your American trash! Love Avril Above All…
(finger) (fubar) watch every one this on your skypes write on your chats and watch is going on
THIS CRACK WHORE CAN NEVER FOOL ME. SHE LOOKS DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!
THIS CRACK WHORE CAN NEVER FOOL ME. SHE LOOKS DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!
FUCK YOU avril is a best. VA TE FAIRE ENCULER AVRIL C'EST LA MEILLEUR ta rien a faire t'es qu'un gros buffon avril je t'aime I LOVE YOU avril lavigne bye
she has not got a long arm :[[
I agree with all the Avril supporters and fans ! Get the fuckin' fuck out fuckin' lowlifes fuckin' fuck haters! Why you fuckers even like bothering to sit infront of your computer and type shit about Avril?! I smell jealously! Maybe you all have chinky eyes and can't see clearly. And you all are cunts, whores, sluts and problly unpaid hores on streets. 'Cause maybe you are bitching about her because yo so fat that you can't even go outside cause yo startin' e-beefs and shits! and if you skinny as a fuckin' stick, go eat a hamburger or eat something outta the trash, skinny skanks. Skinny ain't the new thing! Being yourself is the thing and always will be. Fuckin' hoes, get the fuck out seriously.
I agree with all the Avril supporters and fans ! Get the fuckin' fuck out fuckin' lowlifes fuckin' fuck haters! Why you fuckers even like bothering to sit infront of your computer and type shit about Avril?! I smell jealously! Maybe you all have chinky eyes and can't see clearly. And you all are cunts, whores, sluts and problly unpaid hores on streets. 'Cause maybe you are bitching about her because yo so fat that you can't even go outside cause yo startin' e-beefs and shits! and if you skinny as a fuckin' stick, go eat a hamburger or eat something outta the trash, skinny skanks. Skinny ain't the new thing! Being yourself is the thing and always will be. Fuckin' hoes, get the fuck out seriously.
HEY PEREZ YOU SUCKS MEN BUY A LIFE PLEASE MOTHERFUCKER
YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY EVRYBODYS HATE YOU hahahaaha MOTHER FUCKER
AVRIL ITS THE BEST!! AND YOU ARE STUPID FAT MEN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER AND I SAY THIS AGAIN BUY A LIFE AND THE STUPID PEOPLE SAY AVRIL THIS BLA BLA BLA Pfff.. MOTHERFUCKERS YOU SUCKS TOO WELL
I LOVEEE SO MUCH AVRIL!! SHE ROCKS !!
PEREZ YOU SUCKS!!!!! hahahaha STUPID FAT XD
wow, perez said something good about avril.
many hates her but many many loves her!
thats a FACT! bitches
Oh please, YOU are the only poor here.
Het party was nice and she had the people she wanted to have there. If you were there… then it was poor.
Now keep your words to yourself because no one's here to listen.
Oh… and shut your blog…
avril! please come to isarel!
there is a lot of fans who wait all the time for you'r coming!
ohhhhh pleasee!! shut the fuck up you bitches! i hate you! i hate the kind of people that has nothing to do in their fucking life so they create a blog to talk crap about other ¬¬ that sucks! i mean, people can have their opinion of course, but is this really nesesary? i dont think so..perez GET A FUCKING LIFE! i hope you don´t think you´re perfect, cause if you do, you need a looong time in rehab! and also you´re more and more pathetic than you can imagine, i mean, you´re so arrogant, ignorant, stupid gay that i can barely believe it !! and you call others GAY? jajjaj please look yourself into a mirror and stop posting fake photos of yourself, c´mon you know you´re a fatass..
peace V
XoXo . rocann xD
PERZ= SILLY !!??
you stupid gerk !
you are suck of poser!
leave her alone!
she is much beter than you STUPID FAT ASS !
To All the FANS ! you ROCK!
I love Avril
Fuck haters
Avril Rocks
i am ashamed that she is now a freaking pop princess.Avril, you use to be cool when you sung about crap that was depressing..now i run when i hear her name…
i honestly feel sorry for her….she is so oblivious to everything that's around her. i believe that she really believes that she is "cool". Sad, sad…. she is a complete moron. has anyone seen her in an enterview?! my god she seriously needs to learn more words than…umm and yeah. and for her marrying some douchbag that i've never heard of…..well that just spaeaks for itself. please trust my logic and go watch the "flight of the conchords" on hbo. you lil weirdos. xoxo
PEREZ incarnate the human SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**** YOU
I'm a Fan of Avril NO MATTER WHAT this stupid webSIte says
Avril Rock 4 ever
Vote on perezlavigne to destroy his crappy website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
you fucking morons.
hair and clothes same as xtina some years ago…now who said she would never dress líke xtina….hm…since her hubby popped paris shes probably trying to compete…
OMG stop making fun of celebrities people like YOU SUCK PEREZ your just jealous that youre not good loking like most celebrities.. GO GET A LIFE LOOSER
wtf she is so beautiful and she is the besttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate avril lavigne, i hate everything about her, ive seen videos of her in private shes disgusting and rude and vile, she sits and burps and chews with her mouth open and just does not act like a lady at all and im guessing she does it cos her stupid childish brain thinks its cool and shit and i hate that fucking pink shit she has in her hair it looks like a pony got her period and she used her head to wipe it off, i hate hate HATE her songs AND her voice and i fucking hate her attitude how she treats her fans and tells them to fuck off and makes little girls cry who asks for her autograph; no wonder she dusnt have any friends in hollywood. shes a nasty little immature bitch who shud go and a fucking face body and brain transplant, someone shud kill her and replace her with a better person fuck her she dusnt deserve everything she has i hate her if i see her im gna get in a fist fight with her and il break her skinny abnormally long white arm easily