Britney Heading To Rehab???
Filed under: Britney Spears
File this under probably not true, but….
The Denver Post is reporting that Britney Spears may be going to rehab in Colorado.
According to the paper, Spears paid a visit to the Harmony Foundation rehab center in December to check it out.
They also claim Brit Brit put down a $2.2 million deposit on a tony house in Cherry Creek North.
Additionally, the Post is reporting that Spears is on/off dating developer pal John Sundahl and that the two were spotted together in Denver last month.
Ya, sure. Uh huh!
Rehab would do Britney good, but we have a feeling this report is a bunch of BS, unfortunately.
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
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Re: lulu – shut up people from california are WAAAAAY better than those of you from colorado.
why is she carrying around that dog?????
I would love to hang out with Britney! Her assistant has the best job! I have NEVER been a Britney fan. But I love what she has become (an independent woman). She was so sheltered when she was young, she was even told to lie about her virginity to protect her image. Now she does what she wants when she wants. She's Britney, bitch!
Re: Samantha – ULTIMATE MEDIA WHORE THAT IS WHY NO ONE IS GOING TO LEAVE HER SKANK FUG ASS HERE AND YOU ARE A FUCKING FUCKTARD!!!!!!
Re: Maria Vega – DON'T YOU CRAWL BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOUR STALE MOTHER FUCKERS CUM FILLED VAGINA !!!!
STUPID CUNT!!!!!!!
HAND OVER THE DOG!!!
What?! I live in Cherry Creek…say it isn't so…
#27 Maria Vega: Bring it on, big talker. Come on down to my neighborhood, and we'll work out your problem. I will show you what truth a white, non whore, full lipped, fierce woman will show your smack talkin butt. Don't be rowin' where your fear goin'.
(Reuters) "Colorado Governor Bill Ritter, Jr., convened an emergency session of the Colorado legislature late this afternoon and pushed through, by unanimous vote, a law designed to ban 'those who would trample our fair state while lugging around cell phones, small dogs, and/or packs of cigarettes, especially if they have cut off all their hair within the last 12 months and are, basically, neurotic trainwrecks free of discernible levels of talent.'"
Sane Britney worked hard and saves the money while crazy Britney spends it freely. It's ashame when things like this happen. Clean this bitch up.
Dear God, she will scum up Cherry Creek, to say nothing of the rest of Denver. Imagine all those fucking worthless photogs running around town. Even Pueblo doesnt deserve her trashiness. Send her to Wyoming. Id rather see Scarlett Johannson move here.
the are is to thin here that she would sufficate.i dont care is she comes here,and i dont think anybody else does,it's not like the fucking president is comming to town.and i use to live in california-sanfran for 5 years,and my mother got the hang of driving in the snow.she HATES it,and she drives 5 mph even though she's lived here for 10 years.but brit wont havea problem,hopefully she dosnt litter the street with the cancer sticks she's been puffing on
This would be so great for her! I love britney, but this moron is not britney it is like she is a complete different person. Her work has been ok but nothing compared to her past! I made the mistake of buying blackout, a decent album but it is completely not her. she puts no effort into anything she does anymore. If u want a good album buy a britney album not a shitney album. Peace
Please please please let Brit move to Denver! Cherry Creek mall has an indoor playground where my kiddos hang out, and Sean P and Jayden will love love love it. C'mon Brit, there are NO paps in Denver - and if you need someone to teach you how to drive in the snow give me a ring!
The Mile HIGH will be SO good for you!
She actually looks nice in this photo! Too bad she's holding a dog instead of one of her babies…
I am a proud Coloradoan..hey it is a nice state! Britney don't come here!
It has a great reputation though. Estes Park is one of the most beautiful towns… 
The rehab center is in Estes Park. It is very mountainous and very serene. Britney will hate it here!
Cherry Creek is very ritzy. I doubt she will buy property here. There is lots to do in Cherry Creek, but it is not LA.
Re: BREAKING NEWS – Awesome!!! Good, go to CO! Send for your chirrens when you get better Britney! On the brightside, CO means fresh air, more privacy, and more clothing to cover her behind. On the downside, hairpin turns are NOT going to be her forte. Let's hope she has a driver. Who cares anyway? She has more money than everyone making comments on here COMBINED to be sure. NEWSFLASH CO natives, "redneck white trash" is/always has been rampant in ALL 50 states! Can't be mad at this girl for being undomesticated. SHE'S BRITNEY, BITCH! Tune in tomorrow on PEREZ HILTON for another episode of THE BRITNEY SHOW!
Oh, God, say it ain't true!!!! The last thing we need out here in CO is Brittany. I'm SO SICK of people moving out here, especially the riff raff!!! Don't people know celebrities have died out here and we have had numerous school shootings, this should be a warning for all of you thinking about relocating out here, JUST DON'T DO IT!
What she needs is a trip to the loony bin before rehab.
GO BRITNEY, GO TO REHAB, COME TO COLORADO, GET YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT! WOO WHOOO Rootin For YOU!!!
Re: jokerface –
COLORADO is TOO TIGHT ASSED AND BORING! Britney will most definately SPICE IT UP!!!
Re: Denver Lady – Re: Denver Lady – Re: jokerface –
COLORADO is TOO TIGHT ASSED AND BORING! Britney will most definately SPICE IT UP!!!
Re: Stacie – SHUT YOUR STUPID HOLE, STACIE! ARE YOU A NATIVE? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OUT HERE? I'M A NATIVE AND WE DON'T WANT HER OUT HERE. SHE'LL BRING THE CHAOS, THE PAPS, AND EVEN MORE CALIFORNIANS OUT HERE. DON'T WE HAVE TOO MANY CRAZY OUTSTATERS ALREADY?? DO ALL OF US COLORADOANS A FAVOR AND SHUT YOUR STUPID HOLE, MAYBE MOVE BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!! I hope she gets the help she needs but she can find it somewhere else.
Re: BroomfieldColoradoNative – GAYS RULE AND SO DOES BRITNEY! COLORADO is BORING!!! Hahah… WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE! GOSH!
Re: jokerface – You're just mad cause you're ugly! MOOOOO! It's okay… I'm fat:O)
Re: Stacie – YAY STACIE!!! I'm a COLORADO peep too… I second your motion!
lol… thats wat I said this morning when I was reading the newspaper (yeah, I live here in denver) and thats so not true the dumb bitch that reported that says a lot of lies cuz no one reads her wack ass column in the news paper… and how in the hell would britney be here and be in L.A at the same damn time???..cuz as I see and read,fotogs follow her everywhere that is a bunch of bs!!!
I personally live just a few miles from Cherry Creek North and I so want Britney to move here. I would try to be her friend and get her to buy me shit lol
Re: Stacie –
shut the fuck up you dumb bitch this shit aint even true and cherry creek sucks its all about nothfield,bitch!!!
Re: Courtney – Hey, stupid ass, what makes you think they're from Colorado? They're probably other out-a-staters, I know we didn't have this problem until of all you started moving out here!!!
*northfield
fuck cherry creek and its not also shes not moveing to north cherry creek" the real story was that she was gonna move to cherry hills
I'll believe it when I see it. And I don't think she needs rehab so much as a long stay in a psychiatric hospital.
Re: jokerface –
Hence why I said "Native" boasters, not natives. All of the natives I know think it's a fucking joke when people go around talking about "transplants" and "natives". And plastering their bumper stickers all over their SUV's or cars with their ski racks and Columbine plates.
I might say my Colorado native friends even seem a little embarrassed to have not traveled. Dissatisfied at the very least. At any rate… If you are not one of the above mentioned native-boasters, you needn't concern yourself with the statement, Jokerface.
And for the record, whothefuck cares if she moves here or not? If anything, it will boost the local economy a bit. And if we're lucky it will positively affect the housing market/mortgage industry eventually.
Oh yeah, but I forgot, you guys think her pussy will stank up the precious Colorado air. Real intelligent douchebags.
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN THIS PICTURE. YOU CAN TELL SHE HAD SO STRESS IN THIS POINT IN HER LIFE. NOW SHE LOOKS SO WORN OUT AND CRAZY LOOKING. POOR BRITNEY! SHE REALLY NEEDS SOME GOOD SUPPORT.
Unfitney looks cute in this pic..thank god,she's wearing makeup!wohooo!
Re: Maria Vega – Do you seriously think that its better to be black and look like and APE than be white? There are just as many fucked up black ppl as there are whites. People are people so get over your self and you skin colour you loser. Look at all the crime etc and look where it comes from….black ppl. so maybe you should take a look at your own race and straighten the fuck up before you go critisising white people. You's are slowly killing yourselves off….your a dying breed….good ridance to the ones with an additude like yours
I live in Denver and work in the news business. We have gotten TONS of emails from people who saw here at the center. One guy was visiting his sister in rehab and saw britney at the check in desk. This is NOT a lie. Although now that everyone knows she was looking at that rehab maybe she won't be going now
She'd better not come to rehab in CO!
I dont want her crazy ass in my state!!!
Gross….
Re: Maria Vega – Fuck of you stupid mole. Rather be white than a black sperm burping gutter slut like yourself.
Go attend to your multiple children….all with different fathers ofcoarse.
NO Not Colorado we dont want her!!
For the love of god, please let this be false!!!
Her kids have K-Fed to look out for them, so I'm not concerned in their case, but I DO worry about the poor dogs this trainwreck owns.
I hope someone's had the good sense to hire a caretaker for the pups.
They are saying that the rehab is in Estes Park. Estes Park is a quaint little tourist town at the foot of Rocky Mountain National Park. She will hate it there. I don't think there is a Starbucks in Estes. There is a Taco Bell/KFC. I really hope this not true. Today is the first I have heard of it. So I am calling Bullshit.
ewww i hate Colorado! i used to live there and the people there are fucking weird. its something in the air i guess. the landscapes are pretty, but its full of conservative white folks! not diverse enough for me. thank god i got out. nothing to do there! Britney please go, california doesn't need you! go be another suburban housewife in colorado, become addicted pain pills and liquor! (wait aren't you already an addict?) your kids will go to a suburban high school and become crack addict sluts. you will shop at the ever boring cherry creek mall and wonder wtf you got yourself into after moving to this "Square" state.
love, from California native. go avs! go broncos! go nuggets! hahaha Losers
Re: Anabelle – Rehab centers only admit addicts. They can't help what is ailing her. What were those thousands of people all doing at the rehab center at the same time that she was there? I suspect there is a Britard frenzy going on in Denver and they are creating these false sightings. Obviously you're about 12 years old or so because no mature person would be posting "FIRST!!" messages.
I live in Denver, this sounds like Denver BS poppycock.
We'll see, I know they'll tell me a million times on T.V. if it's true.
Pfft.
Someone is doing better drugs than Brit Brit. Since she does drive by's several times a day for the papps…I would be interested in hearing "WHEN" exactly did she go to Colorado. This story is a bunch of bs IMHO.
Re: donthateco – No kidding! It is a serious public safety hazard to have that crackho driving around here in the snow. I hope she stays away from us and that for the good of the driving public she consider moving somewhere with really good public transportation!
Re: Go away Brit!!!!! – There is a Starbucks in Estes Park. I believe it is across the street from the library. It would be the closest she gets to a library, anyway!
my idol!!!!!!!!11
WILL THE A.S.P.C.A. PLEASE STEP IN AND TAKE THAT POOR DOG AWAY FROM HER.
i live in denver, and for what it's worth they mentioned this on the news this morning, saying that it was from a credible source, but *before* the madness happened… but it was fox news so who knows.
does anyone know what kind of dog that is? its soo cute! i must have one!
Hahahaha are you guys all four years old? When did this become a "Colorado is shitty" "Colorado is for old white conservatives" "California is better than Colorado" "Nobody in Colorado travels" argument? My guess is that 99% of the fools who are trashing Colorado are ignorant idiots who've only heard of it and never traveled here themselves, and really CAN'T drive more than a mile an hour in the snow. Hahaha we ain't fond of no airplanes here 'n coloRADo 'n we ain't traveled a ding dang lick in our whole dang lives, gosh darn it praise Jesus; even though we have one of the nicest and most respectable airports in the United States [DIA]. Hahahahahahahaha. Obviously those of you dumb enough to start making fun of a state (….a land mass….a piece of ground hahaha) are probably dumb enough to be bffs forever lolz zomg with that crazy bitch Maria Vega.
We have more money and better plastic surgeons so suck on that, California. Hahahahahahaha. (Perez you're amazing)
I saw the interview with JOhn Sundahl last night and he confirmed he was indeed moving to Vail Colorado. When asked if Britney was going with him he ended the interview and that was all. Who knows?
John was inDenver last month with his girlfriend. She looks a bit like Britney, but I assure you it was not.
I feel very sorry for you!!!!!!!!!! Fucking Bitchs sending you to rehab!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, I also feel sorry for you and your kids about spreading!!!!!!! Also, Cherry Creek is a pain in the ass, Me and my family HATE ”Cherry Creek" People sooooo go back 2 LA!!!!!!!!!!!! And Party and drop it like its Hot girl!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I want Chris Brown Number!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hOLLA
p.S gIMME WAS gREAT AND YOU ARE nOT i MEAN NOT FAT