Coming Soon To TV, She Hopes!
Filed under: Reality Television > Alli Sims
It was only a matter of time!
Britney's former assistant and "cousin" Alli Sims announced plans last year to pursue a career as a singer.
That's gone nowhere. Fast.
Now, the famewhoring Alli is trying to be a reality TV star, but that's likely to fail too, we predict.
Sims has teamed up with the Maloof brothers, who own the Palms hotel in Las Vegas, to shoot a pilot that showcases her and her friends, In Touch Weekly is reporting.
“It’s going to be like a female version of Entourage,” says an insider, “but for real.”
Real reality TV? Yeah, right!
Alli is convinced her career will take off and she’ll become a big reality star. “She knows a lot of interesting people,” adds the insider.
Please, honey. Unless Britney's in every single episode, we don't wanna watch!
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1st?
First!
nuevo reality show!
jodamos todos a brit
happy niu year perez!
nuevo reality show!
f#ck todos a brit
happy niu year perez!
first!!!
why would she do that??
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Oh good lord honey…keep it to yourself
aprovechemonos todos de brit!!!
salu2 desde venezuela perez!
lov ya!
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why would she do that?? doesnt she see what fame did for britney?? not saying this future train wreck WILL get famous
wow that is really badly photoshopped
PHAHAHAHAA
she needs to get into porn…
2nd!!!
i'm number 4000 whoooooo!
FIRST(I WISH!)
alli who?
She looks like she might have a nice ass. That's a talent, right? Should be enough for series . . . or maybe hosting Vegas parties.
Wow, can't she go back to wherever the hell she came from?
We really don't need any of Britney's relatives trying to get into Hollyhood.
I'm pretty sure Jamie Lynn is more then the tabloids can handle!
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Bleh…nice photoshopping. She actually looks good. Didn't recognize who it was.
YAWN. There's no way I'd wathch it.
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THEY GIVE HER A SLOT ON A REALITY SHOW JUST TO SEE IF SHE'LL SPILL ANY OF BRIT'S SECRETS WHILE SHOWING OFF FOR THE PUBLIC?
Alli Sims should have tried that when Britney wasn't sniffing pot off toliet bowls. We are so sick Britney, and Team Britney hasbeen. Go stand in America Idol line, and stop using Britney.
doesnt she understand that no one wants to know who she is or even cares?
what the fuck is wtih this first crap
Wouldn't it be cooler to live a Truman shoe-esqe reality show to Brittany? She is so fucked up she wouldn't even notice the hidden cameras while she was snorting coke off the urinal and getting nailed by the paparazzi. What a fuckin' mess. That bitch is hit.
Looks a little bit like Katherine Heigl in that pic.
what the fuck is wtih this first crap
that bitch does'nt look anything like that.
Oops, I meant give not live.
I like how she wore a cross necklace…thats not gonna help with her career lol
who the hell wants to see her ugly, talentless ass? give me a break! she should be ashamed of herself she did nothing to help britney, she loaded up on all the freebies……….what a laugh.
The Maloof brothers?? Ooof, what twats these two are. And this Alli person, she has two devices, the airbrush and the dildo.
She looks like the love child of eva mendez and katherine heigl in that pic. she does not look that good in reality.
Anagram alert: Alli Sims = All I Miss (is Talent).
ewwww she is so annoying– yuck.
She's a whore by association.
To quote:
"Alli is convinced her career will take off and she’ll become a big reality star. She knows a lot of interesting people."
And that, in itself, means nothing. I sure as hell want that on my headstone: "She knew a lot of interesting people." What does that mean? We all know a lot of interesting people.
photoshopped to death and she still looks fug as hell!
Stupid lesbian. Get a real job and life.
Re: anagram alice –
you are too too funny! and too smart!
luv ya, e.
I believe SHE is one of Britney's biggest problems.
FIRST!
NOT A CHANCE!!
NO BRIT NO DRAMA!!
woo.
If what she wants is celebrity MAKE A SEX TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If she wants to bbe a superstar, MAKE A SEX TAPE WITH UNFITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, reality TV is a great way to boost your career. Look at all the people who have done it: Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Anna Nicole Smith… and look how great their lives and careers have turned out! (Yes, this is SARCASM.)
And we aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall (all) know where *SHE'S* going:
spoiler space (for those who don't want to know):
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Nooooooooooooooowhere (nowhere… at… all!!!).
awww bullshit. go away girl. that's what she wishes she looked like. i hate ppl that just want to be famous when they have no real talent. if she did she'd be in some studio but she's not.
doesn't look like her. wtf
doesn't look like her. wtf
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doesn't look like her. wtf
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Is she Britney's REAL cousin?
Anyway who is going to watch it?She is barely famous.
ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!! losers like her thinks that they gonna be famous!!!!!! dream on whore!!!!!
This average looking bitch needs to disappear now. People who are famous for being famous won't last long in the spotlight, unless they do what Paris did and release a sex tape. But no one would want to have sex with this nothing.
we don't need anymore white trash whores in the spotlight.
Aww, give her a break, she just wants to be a superstar like everyone else. Give her a chance before bashing her all the time.
I hope whatever shit she comes up with flops worse than Kevin's. That's what Kevin got for trying to cash in on Britney's fame.
I know almost nothing about her, but I dislike for being associated with Brittney Spears.
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who would watch that
ugly whore do anything..
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like that unfitfattfat????
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notice her lips, she likes to lick pussy and to have hers licked. She likes a good lickin.
Third!
Now, why did you have to tell her that?! now, she's gonna do it and she's gonna be rich cuz us dorks are gonna watch it! pshhh
This woman is so FUGLY it isn't even funny. She doesn't even have the hotness Britney had when she was younger and had a following. Doesn't this dog face know that image is everything in the entertainment business? She isn't even slightly attractive. UGH. UGH!!!! GROSS!!
Oh my HELL, what is WITH these pathetic people laughing their useless asses all the way to the bank thanks to fucking BRITfuckingNEY? First Kevin and now this BITCH??? Oh Britney, I have a couple credit cards to pay off, can we hang out for a minute so I can make money for being in your disgusting life and filthy home??? Please??? I promise I'll drive your 50 Mercedes around town and I swear I won't drop your kids on their heads like you do. And I also promise I'll sneak you into the Four Seasons since you'll be footing my bill anyway. I'll even share the crack pipe. Oh yea, I'll never tell anyone about the time you left the green slimy snail trail on my leather car seat as you were getting out of my car with no fucking underwear on..
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny
Seriously Britney should disown you. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ALLI SIMS, never have never will, you aren't your cousin hunny