On The Road Again

Filed under: Liza Minnelli

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Just weeks after collapsing during a concert in Sweden, Liza Minnelli is set to resume touring again.

The legendary singer, plagued by the demon of addiction, will start rehearsals again this week. Her first show back is January 12th in Providence, R.I.

"Not to worry," said Liza's lawyer. All will be well. We hope.

Just go in with little expectations. Or expect her to pass out again.

Liza Minnelli is the original Amy Winehouse!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm / Email this  »

    75 comments to “On The Road Again”

    1. castro says – reply to this


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      ohh.

    2. Ava says – reply to this


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      First!

    3. Flo says – reply to this


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      1st

    4. tori says – reply to this


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      1st?

    5. haaha says – reply to this


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      actually, her mom was the original amy winehouse. Judy Garland. OD'd and everything.

    6. Sasha Zanne says – reply to this


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      I think she died a long time ago, it's just that no one's told her yet. I'm sure people have tried, but they'd have to tell her when she's sober and well…

    7. Realist says – reply to this


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      Yeah. But she recognizes she has problems and keeps trying to overcome them.

    8. heyyy says – reply to this


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      first? this is my first post! officially i quit perezhilton for new years!

    9. Rosetta Stone says – reply to this


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      She looks so natural…it's almost like she could speak to us. What? What do you mean she's not dead, I thought they'd propped up the corpse!

    10. itsaboutime says – reply to this


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      haah. what's with the chick in the back?

      i think its about time for liza to justs ettle down.

    11. Christine says – reply to this


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      Her face, neck and hands are all different colors. What a disaster of a person. Why would anyone pay money to see HER??????

    12. Sasha Zanne says – reply to this


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      Re: itsaboutime

      The chick in the back is her handler. She has to point to all the shiny things to get Miss Liza to look in the right direction for the cameras.
      "Oooooh, what's that?!……oooooh, now it's over there!!!…….ooooh, wait, there it is!!!"

    13. pat says – reply to this


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      plaaahhleeeezzzz, Her mother Judy Garland was the original

    14. I KNOW says – reply to this


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      PILLS AND BOOZE COMPARED TO HEROIN, CRACK, PILLS, POT, AND BOOZE
      I DONT THINK SO

    15. shria says – reply to this


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      first :) luv u perez!!!!

    16. nil says – reply to this


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      she needs to hire a new makeup artist

    17. sum really gud PR ppl! says – reply to this


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      she mus have sum good reps if she's the original amy

    18. baret says – reply to this


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      is that natasha lyon behind her???

    19. Dr. Feelgood says – reply to this


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      Cyanotic hands alert!

    20. Edie the Egg Lady says – reply to this


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      (Handler over Liza's left shoulder): "Get the hell BACK in your CAGE, pillhead! We are NOT going to TELL you AGAIN. One more time and we re-attach the leeches. Back I say. The leeches AND David Gest."

    21. Giselle says – reply to this


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      WHO THE FUCK IS LIZA MELELLY OR WHATEVER?? WHAT DID SHE DO??? BTW SHE LOOKS BLOODY SCARY IN THAT PICTURE! X

    22. csoxa says – reply to this


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      webilding.info

    23. Giselle says – reply to this


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      what does it mean when you say first on a comment?

    24. wdbatl says – reply to this


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      When Whinehouse has a Tony, an Emmy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and an Emmy then we can speak in terms of comparing her to Liza.

    25. Puss-n-Boots Jackson says – reply to this


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      Re: wdbatl – Exactly. And well-said. (Applause.)

    26. America's Next (Over the Top) Model says – reply to this


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      I can't say I support the hetero lifestyle but I have a few straight friends and they're pretty normal. Still, GAYS ARE FIERCE and BREEDERS (as a general rule) BLOW!!!

    27. TVDinner says – reply to this


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      Yeah, but Amy has better hair.

    28. taxlady says – reply to this


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      Re: Sasha Zanne
      Oh my God - this is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!!
      Sasha, you are my new hero!

    29. fidel says – reply to this


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      Perez- I thought you were gay?! You should know her MOTHER pulled that shit and od'd DECADES before Winehouse was born. tsk tsk

    30. what's the deal? says – reply to this


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      could someone please tell me who she is? did'nt she used to be famous?

    31. taxlady says – reply to this


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      Re: wdbatl
      But, then again (re: a previous post of mine), you've got a point. Geez, if I could achieve only one of those awards……….okay, you have humbled me. That poor woman has more baggage than American Tourister……and look what she has accomplished. Given her background, she never had a chance. But yet…..look what she's done. I do wish her well and I wish that ugly jerk ex-husband of hers would disappear. Ugly leech - I can't even look at a photo of that loser without thinking of Michael Jackson…..instant vomit!
      Liza….I wish you the best. I hope you can fight those demons. You deserve the best…..the very best.

    32. blackwidow says – reply to this


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      LIZA IS FABULOUS! I'm sending her lovins right now!!

    33. gimme a break says – reply to this


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      Re: taxlady – yeah it really took a genius to come up with that.

    34. Spam Robot #192845 says – reply to this


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      Anybody fucked up enough to have once married David (Cracked Eggshell Head) Gest needs more than one handler when wobbling her way through the public. In front of Ms. Minelli and just off-camera is a tamer with a chair and a whip.

    35. Toto says – reply to this


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      i thought gays like her since they liked her mother.

    36. Pink Flamingo says – reply to this


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      Re: Edie the Egg Lady – Way, waaaaay too funny!

    37. mmm kay says – reply to this


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      Re: taxlady – NEVER HAD A CHANCE??? you've got to be nuts. her mother is Judy Garland, one of the biggest performers of her generation and she's been in that environment since she was born. what are you on crack or what?

    38. hahahahaha says – reply to this


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      never had a chance? dumbest thing i've seen in awhile for sure.

    39. Lolerbate says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
      LOOK AT THE CREEPER IN THE BACK!!

      39th?????!!!

    40. that post did'nt even get a chuckle out of me says – reply to this


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      Re: Pink Flamingo – it must be sad to have to laugh at your own self.

    41. LOLerbate says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA
      look at the creeper in the back!!

      39th???!!!

    42. taxlady says – reply to this


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      Re: #23 - Giselle "What does it mean when you say first on a comment?"
      Giselle:, it means this: a pre-pubescent, socially-challenged individual who has no friends or any kind of a social life fights to be the first to respond to a post…any post…they just wanna be number 1.
      It feeds their ego and makes them feel really important (Hey! Look at me! I'm Number 1!! Woo hoo…….and teacher says, get your blankie, it's nap time). It means - they need to get a life and stop trying to be "first in line"….they are sadly immature and in desperate need of attention. That's what it means when "those people" jump to be "first" when answering a post. Be thankful you have a better life.

    43. Sophie says – reply to this


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      That picture is funny, can you see the lady behind her pointing?

    44. par says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is the person behind her?

    45. Lameass says – reply to this


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      Yes, but Liz Taylor is the original Liza.

      NNNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

      Awwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

    46. tittles von smurfenson says – reply to this


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      THAT EXPRESSION ON HER FACE! "I'd…uhhh, I - I - I would leek to shank all vose who haff (burp) 'scuse me (dissolves into manic, scary laughter), who halb meed it poshible for (searches for word; two minutes pass) me to conshinue my career, even toe I reg…reg…regularly (belch) dishappoint my conshert audience be…be…becaush I cannot appear onstagesh wivvout heaping helpingsh of Placidyl and vodka. Shank you all so mulch."

    47. Pink Flamingo says – reply to this


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      #40 - that post did'nt even get a chuckle out of me says
      Re: Pink Flamingo – it must be sad to have to laugh at your own self.

      It's even sadder not to know where the fucking apostrophe goes when attempting to spell the word "didn't," twat-brain.

    48. Solaera says – reply to this


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      Judy Garland was the original Winehouse. Judy was was such a mess it's a wonder that Liza turned out as well as she did.

    49. some ppl says – reply to this


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      Liz Taylor does'nt sing a lick.

    50. joesmom says – reply to this


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      that biotch in the backround of the picture who's pointing her finger with the bitchy look on her face, needs her finger bitten off. what a rude skank.

    51. the bra police says – reply to this


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      Liza, sweety, darling, the rule is: BLACK bra with black clothes. Ok?

    52. NO WAY says – reply to this


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      Janis Joplin was the original Amy Winehouse!

    53. Leigh says – reply to this


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      hahaha check out the girl in the background, she looks pissed.

    54. jinny says – reply to this


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      she was an amazing talent with an unbelievable voice. However, the operative word is "was".. Years of drugs and cigarettes has ruined her.

    55. taxlady says – reply to this


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      Like I said, she (Liza) never had a chance……..TO ESCAPE HER HEREDITY….
      I apologize for not making myself clear. Her mother, Judy Garland, was so talented and yet so screwed up - how could her daughter be any different? She never had a chance…..get it? Liza could not have possibly turned out differently, given her background. It's a miracle she accomplished what she did, GIVEN HER BACKGROUND. That's what I mean by "she never had a chance". It's almost impossible to rise above (and survive) that kind of a background - notoriety, divorce, drugs, sex, molestation, etc. especially in THAT GENERATION, let alone today. Younger readers don't understand that back in the 40's, 50's and 60's….., life was so very different. You just didn't talk about those things…….they weren't addressed in schools, newspapers, magazines, etc. and they sure as hell didn't have "crisis counselors" brought in for the "current crisis"………Sad, but true.
      #33, 37, 38 - such good sisters! stay together…..

    56. SwordsWoman says – reply to this


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      Yeah…I did coke with Liza in the mid 80's at a club in NYC. She had HUGE nostrils! LOL!!!

    57. relax joe's mom says – reply to this


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      Re: joesmom – –here's how that conversation went….which way do i go u little twat….that way biacthhhhh…oh n bite me liza….

    58. Wiz of Oz says – reply to this


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      Dorothy{Judy Garland} would be so disappointed in liza. Judy would have never acted that way; she just wouldn have gone on @ all. Her mother was a true professional!!!!

    59. gina says – reply to this


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      liza is a good friend of my family.we just saw her in tampa bay ,fl. she did her show and invited us back stage.my uncle has known her personally about 30 years.she's a very nice lady to talk to.

    60. {♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this


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      {{{{{{Liza♥}}}}}}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      Luv her…wizh her the bezt…zhez great coz zhez

      a zpicy bitch…zhe came from real zingerz & I luv her ztuff♥

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    61. slentnght says – reply to this


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      Re: Toto – that's the dumbest comment i've read all year

    62. jogo says – reply to this


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      i have to agree with #11, why would anyone pay to see this?

    63. cumface Jr. says – reply to this


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      ……….her wedding photo with David Guest, Michael jackson and Liz Taylor still ranks as the greatest People magazine cover of all time…….all residents of Loserville, USA………

    64. Loser of the year says – reply to this


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      ……….her wedding photo with David Guest, Michael jackson and Liz Taylor still ranks as the greatest People magazine cover of all time…….all residents of Loserville, USA………

    65. loser says – reply to this


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      …………she's looking for Michael Jackson and Liz taylor to have dinner with……………..sorry Liza, but they have left the building……….maybe David Guest is around…………..

    66. Giselle says – reply to this


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      lol thanksRe: taxlady

    67. MissAllieClare says – reply to this


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      "Liza is the original Amy Winehouse…" LOVES IT!

      I like your new logo too.

    68. karmen says – reply to this


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      seventyith.
      lmfao one after 69.

    69. cat says – reply to this


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      check out the bitch behind minnelli…

      she reminds me of the evil monkey from family guy…

    70. dcik noser says – reply to this


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      No…Liza's mother is the original Amy Winehouse.

    71. Jessica P says – reply to this


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      No, her mother, Judy, was the ORIGINAL Amy Winehouse!

    72. Joffin says – reply to this


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      OMG she collapsed in Göteborg, and no Swedish newspaper wrote about it?? Front page? Nothing!! Weird. Seems as she's not THAT famous xD She's a dump

    73. AshBone says – reply to this


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      Re: tittles von smurfenson

      BAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i couldn't have shaidd it betta mahshelffff

    74. WhoreInDenver says – reply to this


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      wow….i think that was about the scariest thing i've ever seen…

    75. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      THAT BITCH IN THE BACKGROUND IS TOO FUNNY! WHEN YOU POINT A FINGER AT SOMEONE YOU HAVE THREE FINGERS POINTING BACK AT YOURSELF!!