On The Road Again

Just weeks after collapsing during a concert in Sweden, Liza Minnelli is set to resume touring again.
The legendary singer, plagued by the demon of addiction, will start rehearsals again this week. Her first show back is January 12th in Providence, R.I.
"Not to worry," said Liza's lawyer. All will be well. We hope.
Just go in with little expectations. Or expect her to pass out again.
Liza Minnelli is the original Amy Winehouse!
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ohh.
First!
1st
1st?
actually, her mom was the original amy winehouse. Judy Garland. OD'd and everything.
I think she died a long time ago, it's just that no one's told her yet. I'm sure people have tried, but they'd have to tell her when she's sober and well…
Yeah. But she recognizes she has problems and keeps trying to overcome them.
first? this is my first post! officially i quit perezhilton for new years!
She looks so natural…it's almost like she could speak to us. What? What do you mean she's not dead, I thought they'd propped up the corpse!
haah. what's with the chick in the back?
i think its about time for liza to justs ettle down.
Her face, neck and hands are all different colors. What a disaster of a person. Why would anyone pay money to see HER??????
Re: itsaboutime –
The chick in the back is her handler. She has to point to all the shiny things to get Miss Liza to look in the right direction for the cameras.
"Oooooh, what's that?!……oooooh, now it's over there!!!…….ooooh, wait, there it is!!!"
plaaahhleeeezzzz, Her mother Judy Garland was the original
PILLS AND BOOZE COMPARED TO HEROIN, CRACK, PILLS, POT, AND BOOZE
I DONT THINK SO
first
luv u perez!!!!
she needs to hire a new makeup artist
she mus have sum good reps if she's the original amy
is that natasha lyon behind her???
Cyanotic hands alert!
(Handler over Liza's left shoulder): "Get the hell BACK in your CAGE, pillhead! We are NOT going to TELL you AGAIN. One more time and we re-attach the leeches. Back I say. The leeches AND David Gest."
WHO THE FUCK IS LIZA MELELLY OR WHATEVER?? WHAT DID SHE DO??? BTW SHE LOOKS BLOODY SCARY IN THAT PICTURE! X
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what does it mean when you say first on a comment?
When Whinehouse has a Tony, an Emmy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and an Emmy then we can speak in terms of comparing her to Liza.
Re: wdbatl – Exactly. And well-said. (Applause.)
I can't say I support the hetero lifestyle but I have a few straight friends and they're pretty normal. Still, GAYS ARE FIERCE and BREEDERS (as a general rule) BLOW!!!
Yeah, but Amy has better hair.
Re: Sasha Zanne –
Oh my God - this is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!!
Sasha, you are my new hero!
Perez- I thought you were gay?! You should know her MOTHER pulled that shit and od'd DECADES before Winehouse was born. tsk tsk
could someone please tell me who she is? did'nt she used to be famous?
Re: wdbatl –
But, then again (re: a previous post of mine), you've got a point. Geez, if I could achieve only one of those awards……….okay, you have humbled me. That poor woman has more baggage than American Tourister……and look what she has accomplished. Given her background, she never had a chance. But yet…..look what she's done. I do wish her well and I wish that ugly jerk ex-husband of hers would disappear. Ugly leech - I can't even look at a photo of that loser without thinking of Michael Jackson…..instant vomit!
Liza….I wish you the best. I hope you can fight those demons. You deserve the best…..the very best.
LIZA IS FABULOUS! I'm sending her lovins right now!!
Re: taxlady – yeah it really took a genius to come up with that.
Anybody fucked up enough to have once married David (Cracked Eggshell Head) Gest needs more than one handler when wobbling her way through the public. In front of Ms. Minelli and just off-camera is a tamer with a chair and a whip.
i thought gays like her since they liked her mother.
Re: Edie the Egg Lady – Way, waaaaay too funny!
Re: taxlady – NEVER HAD A CHANCE??? you've got to be nuts. her mother is Judy Garland, one of the biggest performers of her generation and she's been in that environment since she was born. what are you on crack or what?
never had a chance? dumbest thing i've seen in awhile for sure.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOOK AT THE CREEPER IN THE BACK!!
39th?????!!!
Re: Pink Flamingo – it must be sad to have to laugh at your own self.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
look at the creeper in the back!!
39th???!!!
Re: #23 - Giselle "What does it mean when you say first on a comment?"
Giselle:, it means this: a pre-pubescent, socially-challenged individual who has no friends or any kind of a social life fights to be the first to respond to a post…any post…they just wanna be number 1.
It feeds their ego and makes them feel really important (Hey! Look at me! I'm Number 1!! Woo hoo…….and teacher says, get your blankie, it's nap time). It means - they need to get a life and stop trying to be "first in line"….they are sadly immature and in desperate need of attention. That's what it means when "those people" jump to be "first" when answering a post. Be thankful you have a better life.
That picture is funny, can you see the lady behind her pointing?
Who the hell is the person behind her?
Yes, but Liz Taylor is the original Liza.
NNNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
Awwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
THAT EXPRESSION ON HER FACE! "I'd…uhhh, I - I - I would leek to shank all vose who haff (burp) 'scuse me (dissolves into manic, scary laughter), who halb meed it poshible for (searches for word; two minutes pass) me to conshinue my career, even toe I reg…reg…regularly (belch) dishappoint my conshert audience be…be…becaush I cannot appear onstagesh wivvout heaping helpingsh of Placidyl and vodka. Shank you all so mulch."
#40 - that post did'nt even get a chuckle out of me says
Re: Pink Flamingo – it must be sad to have to laugh at your own self.
It's even sadder not to know where the fucking apostrophe goes when attempting to spell the word "didn't," twat-brain.
Judy Garland was the original Winehouse. Judy was was such a mess it's a wonder that Liza turned out as well as she did.
Liz Taylor does'nt sing a lick.
that biotch in the backround of the picture who's pointing her finger with the bitchy look on her face, needs her finger bitten off. what a rude skank.
Liza, sweety, darling, the rule is: BLACK bra with black clothes. Ok?
Janis Joplin was the original Amy Winehouse!
hahaha check out the girl in the background, she looks pissed.
she was an amazing talent with an unbelievable voice. However, the operative word is "was".. Years of drugs and cigarettes has ruined her.
Like I said, she (Liza) never had a chance……..TO ESCAPE HER HEREDITY….
I apologize for not making myself clear. Her mother, Judy Garland, was so talented and yet so screwed up - how could her daughter be any different? She never had a chance…..get it? Liza could not have possibly turned out differently, given her background. It's a miracle she accomplished what she did, GIVEN HER BACKGROUND. That's what I mean by "she never had a chance". It's almost impossible to rise above (and survive) that kind of a background - notoriety, divorce, drugs, sex, molestation, etc. especially in THAT GENERATION, let alone today. Younger readers don't understand that back in the 40's, 50's and 60's….., life was so very different. You just didn't talk about those things…….they weren't addressed in schools, newspapers, magazines, etc. and they sure as hell didn't have "crisis counselors" brought in for the "current crisis"………Sad, but true.
#33, 37, 38 - such good sisters! stay together…..
Yeah…I did coke with Liza in the mid 80's at a club in NYC. She had HUGE nostrils! LOL!!!
Re: joesmom – –here's how that conversation went….which way do i go u little twat….that way biacthhhhh…oh n bite me liza….
Dorothy{Judy Garland} would be so disappointed in liza. Judy would have never acted that way; she just wouldn have gone on @ all. Her mother was a true professional!!!!
liza is a good friend of my family.we just saw her in tampa bay ,fl. she did her show and invited us back stage.my uncle has known her personally about 30 years.she's a very nice lady to talk to.
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Luv her…wizh her the bezt…zhez great coz zhez
a zpicy bitch…zhe came from real zingerz & I luv her ztuff♥
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Re: Toto – that's the dumbest comment i've read all year
i have to agree with #11, why would anyone pay to see this?
……….her wedding photo with David Guest, Michael jackson and Liz Taylor still ranks as the greatest People magazine cover of all time…….all residents of Loserville, USA………
……….her wedding photo with David Guest, Michael jackson and Liz Taylor still ranks as the greatest People magazine cover of all time…….all residents of Loserville, USA………
…………she's looking for Michael Jackson and Liz taylor to have dinner with……………..sorry Liza, but they have left the building……….maybe David Guest is around…………..
lol thanksRe: taxlady –
"Liza is the original Amy Winehouse…" LOVES IT!
I like your new logo too.
seventyith.
lmfao one after 69.
check out the bitch behind minnelli…
she reminds me of the evil monkey from family guy…
No…Liza's mother is the original Amy Winehouse.
No, her mother, Judy, was the ORIGINAL Amy Winehouse!
OMG she collapsed in Göteborg, and no Swedish newspaper wrote about it?? Front page? Nothing!! Weird. Seems as she's not THAT famous xD She's a dump
Re: tittles von smurfenson –
BAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i couldn't have shaidd it betta mahshelffff
wow….i think that was about the scariest thing i've ever seen…
THAT BITCH IN THE BACKGROUND IS TOO FUNNY! WHEN YOU POINT A FINGER AT SOMEONE YOU HAVE THREE FINGERS POINTING BACK AT YOURSELF!!