Britney Gets A Lucky Break!

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Britney's lawyers can breath a little easier!

Despite the madness of Thursday night, law enforcement have announced they will not be pressing any charges against Spears.

"We aren't charging her with anything at this time," says an LAPD spokesperson.

The court, on the other hand, may have severe sanctions against Unfitney for violating their custody orders!

[Image via Pretty On The Outside.]

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:22 pm / Email this  »

    132 comments to “Britney Gets A Lucky Break!”

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    1. vixie says – reply to this


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      hmm

    2. BETHANY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THESE PICTURES OF HER!!

    3. sunny says – reply to this


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      first

    4. not first says – reply to this


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      She'd be better served if involuntarily institutionalized for a few months than prosecuted.

    5. calicatkc says – reply to this


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      i agree hmmm!!!

    6. vixie says – reply to this


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      oh shit, wow…you would think they would charge her with something, does it even matter though as long as she gets help and gets well!

    7. cmgkk says – reply to this


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      very good, again, to use a cliche, leave britney alone, at least for the next two weeks while she is in hospital

    8. Bdd says – reply to this


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      Seriously Perez - Are you jealous that Britney is more than you will ever be?

    9. Luis says – reply to this


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      Poor Jayden & Sean

    10. la says – reply to this


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      hahha

    11. Katie says – reply to this


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      FIRST! CRAZY BITCH!

    12. billy says – reply to this


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      what lawyers lol

    13. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this


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      And why not?

    14. csoxa says – reply to this


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      www.webilding.info

    15. PATTYB says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTT

    16. castro says – reply to this


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      omg stop with the britney!

    17. Britney vajayjay says – reply to this


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      Her cooter smells like rotten fish. Just saying.

    18. liberty says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!

    19. blue2purple says – reply to this


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      eww wats wrong with her!
      what a disgrace to human race!!!

      YIKES!!! :(

    20. AWWESOMEEE says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!

    21. J says – reply to this


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      Ok first of all Let me just say this I Live IN LA this is what you get when you pick up riff raff at JOSEPHS NIGHT CLUB. God anyone knows that you dont let ONE NIGHT STANDS MOVE IN AND DESTROY YOUR LIFE GETTIN U PREGNANT

      100% WHITE TRASH

    22. blablabla says – reply to this


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      LAPD is completely INCOMPETENT. This bullshit, just adds insult to injury — they COMPLETELY FAILED at pap-control when AMBULANCES were being hindered in their duties.

    23. hannnah says – reply to this


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      the pics are getting perthetic now, whats she ever done 2 u perez??

    24. hannnah says – reply to this


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      the pics are getting perthetic now, whats she ever done 2 u perez??

    25. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I'm still sooo confused…

    26. Krissy says – reply to this


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      *breathe!

      silly britney.

    27. tiana says – reply to this


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      I hope this will be a good break for her and she will be able to pull it together!

    28. KAKA says – reply to this


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      She needs to get help or those kids won't have a mother.

    29. sonya says – reply to this


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      FIRST

      oh brit….

    30. freebee says – reply to this


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      www.free-website-ads.com neekeee

    31. KAK says – reply to this


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      Why are you all mad at perez?!?! He is just the messenger with an opinion!!! LAND" of the FREE.. FREEDOM of SPEECH!!!!

    32. LOL says – reply to this


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      PEREZ I LOVE THAT PIC
      YOU ROCK!!!!
      LOL

    33. Your Mom says – reply to this


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      I think they need to, She is Fucking Crazy

    34. christina says – reply to this


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      poor crazy brit

    35. Ali says – reply to this


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      I hope you and everybody else in the media feel good about yourselves.

    36. k.c. says – reply to this


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      Just because she is famous she shouldnt be let off easy!!! Child endangerment and chile abuse are very serisous matters. If it were a regular person they would definatley be charged with something. I mean, the Crazy Bitch held her own kid hostage for crying out loud. THE LEAST FUCKING THING THEY CAN DO IS MAKE THIS CRAZY BITCH GO TO REHAB!!!! She is fucking crazy……..its sad it took something like this to happen for people to realize how unfit and crazy she really is from drugs.

    37. Bill her says – reply to this


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      They should bill the dumb whore for all the expenses it cost the taxpayers for the police, ambulance, emts, and firefighter that had to show up and cart this ass to the hospital. I noticed an excessive amount of police escorting her… she sickens me. Wish this dope would just crawl under a rock somewhere, so we wouldn't have to see her crazy antics anymore

    38. Candorella says – reply to this


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      Probably not……first?

      Anyway. WTF? Police should charge her druggy ass! Like the taxpayers can really afford all those hours and resources wasted. Bitch can afford her own ambulance and police escort to drive her to Starbucks. Yeesh!

    39. CATHERINE says – reply to this


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      YOU PPL SUCK…YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS…LEAVE THE FRIGGIN GIRL ALONE…
      SHE IS GONNA LOSE HER KIDS…HAVE A LITTLE DECENCY…YOU PPL ARE MEAN AND CRUEL…

    40. SummerRaye says – reply to this


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      WHAT?? I thought they would throw the book at her for this shite…I need to move to Hollywood and become famous so I can do whatever I want…

    41. Mizz Behave says – reply to this


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      Fucking press charges!!! Maybe then she will knock off almost plowing down people on the road, not taking care of her kids who she hates and take some fucking responsibility. The US should create a hug lawsuit against all the judges who let all the crazy celebrities off because they have money. For Gods sake she doesn't even want her kids so stop fucking helping her.

    42. LOL says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU ROCK!!!!!!

    43. DAnnii says – reply to this


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      Re: J – totally agree

    44. ENOUGH WITH THE BRITNEY SHIT ALREADY OU FAT FUCKING COW says – reply to this


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      HOW MANY MORE OF THESE BRITNEY RELATED STORIES ARE U GONNA POST TODAY? YOUR'E MILKING THIS STORY FOR ALL IT'S WORTH ARENT YOU. TOTALLY AMUSED BY THE FACT THAT BRITNEY IS PRETTY SICK AND THIS CLOSE TO OFFING HERSELF. SHOW SOME FUCKING COMPASSION YOU MORBIDLY OBESE, FRUITY HAIRED, PASTY LOOKING QUEEN. FAT FUCK.

    45. perezluvr says – reply to this


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      How many of you think she will be another Anna Nicole Case? suicide? maybe OD? Then, after a couple of months everyone will forget her? I Think So!

    46. LaurStar says – reply to this


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      WHYYYYYY isn't she being charged? If a normal person did what she did they would already be in jail!!! Unfitney needs to learn a lesson!!!

    47. Mizz Behave says – reply to this


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      And for everyone defending her on this board, would you be as sympathetic if she was blowing through red lights as usual while texting and ran over your kid or something as fucked up as she usually does in public. Why do people feel sorry for rich pieces of shit who do whatever they want and have no regard for their kids lives or anyone else for that matter. Overdose bitch!!! Or go to jail

    48. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      I hope the kids are okay. I don't see why Britney can't go back home to her mom for a few months and chill. If she wants to keep her kids she needs to be mentally better and getting mental help from a physicologist and going home could help.

    49. hmmm says – reply to this


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      Why was paris the only one they made pay for her crimes?

    50. HEY LOSER says – reply to this


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      Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN – LEAVE PEREZ ALONE THIS SITE ROCKS AND MOST OF THERE FUCKTARD CELEBS DESERVE THE HUMILIATION
      YOU NEED TO DIE RETARD!!!!!

    51. Kim says – reply to this


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    52. Kara says – reply to this


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      I love this picture!

    53. mogul says – reply to this


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      She can do anything she wants and the courts will do absolutely nothing. It doesn't matter that there are children involved. How much more proof do you need?

    54. mogul says – reply to this


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      She can do anything she wants and the courts will do absolutely nothing. It doesn't matter that there are children involved. How much more proof do you need?

    55. Lala says – reply to this


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      she should face some consequences for her poor choices. she's a wreck. she needs to be saved from herself

    56. Isabelle says – reply to this


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      The only reason why they aren't pressing charges is because she is nuts and famous. I hope she doesn't get her visitation back. She should have had those kids taken away from her loooong ago. If any other "normal" mother did what she has done to her kids, those kids would have been taken from them.

    57. Frap attack Ya'll says – reply to this


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      It's hard to charge someone for a frap attack and losing her pink wig in the pool Ya'll! You gotta love all the 30 LA's finest though for helping the crazy momma into the funny wagon!

      Do Starbucks Deliver??????

    58. brucey says – reply to this


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      Wait til she kills her kids.

    59. hope says – reply to this


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      WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT? SEEMS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    60. BB says – reply to this


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      Who are these losers sticking up for Brit? What a bunch of tools. SHE IS DOING THIS TO HERSELF! She, and the people who support her, have no one to blame but her, and actually you are doing more harm than good as she has more than enough enablers in her life. She is a rich, self-entitled, spoiled piece of white trash who thinks she is above the law. If you look up to her, you have serious issues. Don't pity her, pity her children and her neighbors and the city of LA who have to put up with her.

    61. Katie says – reply to this


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      It seems that she always gets a lucky break. Maybe is she was given preferential treatment and law enforcement and the justice system started treating her like everyone else, maybe she would change!

    62. MissNYC1981 says – reply to this


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      Maybe if she was charged with something, it would help to burst her bubble that she cannot just do whatever she wants. What a circus this girls life is! And why do people still think she could get her career back? She was never even talented…all she was was a prouduct that looked good dancing, nothing more. Britney, you have enough money…retire already, just give up…and get some mental health while your at it!

    63. jayo says – reply to this


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      seriously Perez, thats enough. she is sick. making fun of her is just making yourself look like a fat twat. would you like it if someone repeatedly kicked you while you were down? cause that is EXACTLY what you do. she needs support because she under alot of stress, she's lonely and depressed. you arnt making things any easier on her. just leave her alone. for once, let her be.

    64. nitwit says – reply to this


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      California with a little help from Britney Spears and a few others, has made a mockery of the U.S. judicial system. How can anyone possibly take the laws of the country seriously when they have become such a joke?

    65. BB says – reply to this


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      Re: CATHERINE – CATHERINE, obviously you like shiny objects, since that is all Britney is, although the luster is fading. You must share her love of celebrity, fame and and self-indulgence. Nice standards.

    66. Chelle says – reply to this


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      Alright Perez we get it you have no class! Point proven! Can you stop with the pictures and jokes!

    67. Just me:) says – reply to this


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      They won't press charges until she kills or seriously injures someone innocent. Fucking idiots.

    68. Britaloonies suck says – reply to this


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      Has there ever been a case in Hollyweird where a celebrity kills her children? Methney might be the first! She loves the attention and that would certainly be the talk of the town for a few years. "Look ya'll I drowned ma keeeeids!". What a dumb cunt.

    69. Holysmoly says – reply to this


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      Perez needs to get a life, what a wierdo. He/she writes 50 blogs a day about britney, she should be able to claim him/her on her income taxes.

    70. ugh says – reply to this


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      If you don't like what Perez posts, or don't think it's "nice", then it's simple, DON'T FUCKING COME HERE. It's his website, he can post whatever he wants. Fucking deranged Britney fans are just as fucked up as her. Damn!

    71. Spanky In LA says – reply to this


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      Everyone send the bitch good juju, we HAVE to keep her out of jail, cuz once she's is incarcerated, the CRAZY train is ovah and we can't let that happen!!!

    72. Hum says – reply to this


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      They should press charges on her! How is she ever going to learn she is in the wrong? You have to hit rock bottom to get back to the top and I would say she's been there already but it's not sinking in so apparently she can get a lot lower. But teach her, jail her, take her kids away till she realizes she has to clean up!

    73. stefystef says – reply to this


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      That's not right…anyone else would be either forced into a psych hospital or have some kind of charges against them.

      Giving Britney breaks will not help her.

    74. so_NOT_rich says – reply to this


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      of F'ing course they won't press charges!
      it's Hollywood. No one there goes to jail for ACTUAL legal offenses.

      duh!

    75. Atila says – reply to this


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      You're so sick!!!!

    76. V says – reply to this


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      such a fuck up.

    77. Jeesh says – reply to this


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      Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN – Just stop coming here, MORON. That'll be a lot easier than trying to convince people who don't give a shit about your opinion to do something just because you want it done.

    78. KK says – reply to this


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      Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN – You have control over not coming to this website. If you REALLY dont like Perez, why even waste your time coming here? A lot of people don't like Perez, and thats fine, there are a lot of things that he does that makes me upset too, but by you coming on here and posting those messages, what are you accomplishing? Everyone has their own lives, well… besides you obviously. Instead of trying to "protect" Britney, why dont you put all this attention towards something in YOUR life that could make YOUR life better. Why waste all your energy on something you wont be able to change?? Do you really think you can shut Perez Hiltons site down? haha… There may be a lot of people that hate him… but there are A LOT of people that love him. Do you know how many site views he gets in a day??? Not a chance he will get shut down anytime soon.

    79. LOL says – reply to this


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      Re: Atila – God shut up already. IF anyone is sick in the head, it's BritBrit.

    80. Not a hater says – reply to this


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      When she dies, and people start asking why wasn't she help? I do hope the people in law enforcement and the court system in LA will realize that by giving her all these "breaks" that went a long way towards creating some of Britney's problems.

      If Britney thinks she can get away with anything, that's because she DOES get away with anything! When someone is as wealthy as Britney her family really can't do much to force her to get help. The legal authorities are the only ones who have the power to pull her up short and make her realize that she can not keep on the way she is.

      If this was you or me we would have been in jail a long time ago for contempt of court just on how the divorce has been handled. Plus, I would have lost custody of my son.

      It's not a "lucky" break for Britney .. its the worst thing the legal system could do for her… letting her get away with it again. Let's hope the Judge isn't as foolish regarding custody of the boys.

    81. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      Can they at least "CHARGE" her for all the precious time our civil servents have wasted cleaning up after her. 2 ambulance, 18+ cops, 2 fire trucks, babysitter at the ER, I am sure the the list can go on !!!

    82. Shireen says – reply to this


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      That's not surprising. Even in cases where drugs are involved, when somebody goes this insane, they usually just turn it over to hospitals and psychiatric wards. But if she was on something, they will most definitely sign her up for some sort of rehab. If she wasn't, she will be set up with a psychiatrist so she can finally get the anti-crazy pills she so desperately needs. Prozac, Zoloft, Depakote.. none of these are strong enough. Bitch needs straight up lithium and shock treatments.

    83. bessyboo says – reply to this


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      So I can assume can I, that should I have children in the future, and that one day I hold them hostage and endanger their lives, that I too will get away with it?!!! F**king ridiculous.

    84. It's Shitney, bitch. says – reply to this


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      LOCK HER UP! Enough of excusing her law-breaking. She is a fucking MENACE, to those kids, and society at large. Crazy drugged-up cunt.

    85. Chelle says – reply to this


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      What do you mean catching a lucky break! Yeah she's realy lucky to be going through all this uder the scrutiny of all you narrow minded assholes!

    86. Cortney says – reply to this


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      Can Britney Spears get any dumber? Being on some sort of substance while having your children held captive? What kind of parent are you!!!?? You shouldn't of opened your legs if you couldn't accept the responsibility of raising two beautiful children! GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    87. Lisse says – reply to this


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      She needs to be committed.

    88. Fran says – reply to this


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      Perez hilton… eres un PUTO GILIPOLLAS deja de hundir a Britney

    89. krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this


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    90. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      if she truly is bi-polar & or manic….. THe police are usually hesitant to press charges as mental illness is a federally protected disablity and she only violated a court order to return the kids to k-fed at a certain time. No reason to charge her she committed no crime the LAPD can enforce. SHe can and I suspect will recieve quite a severe slap from the childrens court. And again if she truly is diagnossed mentally ill she wil loose sole physcial custody, only unitl she has undergone treatment and maintains her med routine…which PS is a DAILY Dose not an Hourly as her spin Doctors would have you believe.

    91. fran says – reply to this


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      xk mi puto comentario no sale aqui??

      DEJA A BRITNEY EN PAZ

      todo esto es lo que quereis conseguir

      ojala agan contigo lo mismo

      y te undan en la mierda

      pedazo de cabron!!

      adios

    92. puppies are soft says – reply to this


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      They LAPD must be smoking her leftover crack!!! If anyone else behaved as she has, they would have been seriously reprimanded. Do us all a favour Britney - DIE DIE DIE!!!
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      .
      .
      Someone PLEASE slip here a cyanide pill and tell her it's a tictac! If you do it, I promise I'll give you a shiny quarter!!!

    93. me says – reply to this


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      This is why she does the things she does. She has never been punished for the things she does. Some will say she has had her kids taken away from her. But she has missed how many depos and didn't get her right taken away, she didn't show up for her drug test, hit and run, nothing, nothing. She needs to be treated like everyone else and maybe that will wake her up. I have never been a fan and have enjoyed watching her crazieness, but this is sad and i really hope she can get her act together and have 50/50 custody of her kids. They need both their parents!!

    94. BeBe says – reply to this


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      I guess you can't get arrested for being a mental case.

    95. BeBe says – reply to this


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      How about charging her with "wasting tax payers money" …. lock up that psycho nut case!

    96. Lia says – reply to this


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      Poor Brit, I love her, I hope she gets better…and you Perez are a nasty piece of shit, Karma is a bitch I can tell you mate, and something really bad will happen to you for all the nasty nasty things you have said about Britney, just leave her alone, you are obsessed, if she does comite suicide it's your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    97. THANK YOU VERY MUCH says – reply to this


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      Re: ugh – THAT'S WHAT I SAY WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE WHINING CUNTS COME HERE ?????
      GET IT BITCHES ??????
      DON'T FUCKING COME HERE AND POST THIS IS PEREZ HILTON'S SITE
      GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
      CUNT DRIPPING PUSSY EATING BITCH WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!

    98. lr says – reply to this


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      That is such bullshit! Any other mother would be in jail not a cushy & probably special room just for Slutney! Lock the stupid bitch up. And why the hell are some of you yelling at Perez? She calls all the paps and lets them know where and when she's coming so they will be there!!! This is all her own fault - not her mother, not her agents or lawyers. It's all Slutneys fault!!!

    99. Lia says – reply to this


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      Re: puppies are soft – fucker! I hope you fucking die bitch!

    100. amanda says – reply to this


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      unreal! it seems like if she were to commit murder, she would be free to go! i just dont understand! she needs help, and those kids need to be taken away, period!

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