Coming To Torture Us On TV!

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Whether you like it or not…

Rachel Zoe is coming to television!

The famewhoring stylist has signed a deal with Bravo to do a weekly one-hour reality show.

It's gonna be the next Hey, Paula!

"It's not about exposing my clients or being invasive into their personal lives–unless they want to participate," Zoe said of the A-list stars she works with, including Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Garner, and Liv Tyler.

How many of her clients you think will do the show?

We'd bet only Jennifer Garner does it! She's too sweet and polite to say no.

Raisinface said it took her about a year of contemplation to agree to do the project. "It's about a comfort level," she said, admitting, "I [initially] didn't want to do a book, either; it took me two years to say yes to that."

According to Zoe, the show, which is yet to be titled, starts shooting in the New Year for eight weeks.

"It's dangerous for me to put myself at the forefront," she concedes, "but with the TV project I want to educate people who are also asking me fashion questions. I want people to understand what I do and more about the fashion business."

Sounds like a snoozefest to us!

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    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 7:23 pm / Email this  »

    132 comments to “Coming To Torture Us On TV!”

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    1. Biggie T says – reply to this


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      HOWARD STERN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Just1Lyzz says – reply to this


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      FIIRRSSSTT!

    3. Flo says – reply to this


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      1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. bob says – reply to this


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      first

    5. gen says – reply to this


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      first!!

    6. katyk says – reply to this


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      hey jackass… you spelled 'too' wrong when saying that Jennifer Garner is sweet. get spell check!

    7. teri says – reply to this


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      first!! YUCK

    8. peter says – reply to this


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      jennifer garner is a nazi cunt

    9. kissy who? says – reply to this


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      oh hell to the no! :P

    10. muff says – reply to this


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      1st!!!!! ewwwwww

    11. candy says – reply to this


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      first

    12. Lisse says – reply to this


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      She is so gross.

    13. StarF-er says – reply to this


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      first

    14. mrsfrankblack says – reply to this


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      first.

    15. StarF-er says – reply to this


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      first

    16. mrsfrankblack says – reply to this


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      first.

    17. SAra says – reply to this


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      FIRSTT

    18. Steph says – reply to this


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      first

    19. anna says – reply to this


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      primera?

    20. dany says – reply to this


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      she is fuuuuugly!

    21. wicked princess says – reply to this


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      RUN FOR THE HILLS

    22. dtd says – reply to this


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      ew I never did like the california raisins

    23. muff says – reply to this


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      1st!!! ewwwwwww

    24. HJK says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    25. Mimi says – reply to this


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      It a man baby!

    26. FIRSTT says – reply to this


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      First? shes ugly

    27. first says – reply to this


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      first

    28. apres moi le deluge says – reply to this


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      ooooh poo-poo doo-doo face ick

    29. marisa says – reply to this


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      yay ashley!

    30. Anna says – reply to this


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      ugly whore

    31. kate says – reply to this


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      YUCKY

    32. Pity says – reply to this


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      First

    33. dork says – reply to this


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      I love perez

    34. josh says – reply to this


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      RaISIN FACE!!

    35. MARCELLA says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttttttt

    36. crazynorman says – reply to this


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      oh dear

    37. graydog says – reply to this


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      6th! God help us! Just what we needed more ugs on tv.

    38. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this


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      It's dangerous? Is someone going to shank her with a stiletto or something?

    39. Her Majesty says – reply to this


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      That hag is only 36. On the bright side, it's pretty ballsy of her to pass up botox and plastic surgery given her prematurely aged skin… Sunbathing kills!

    40. Whitechik says – reply to this


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      Is that Goldie Hawn? It looks like a black girl with white girl make-up. There are so many black chicks on this site. We need to invite more white girls - better mix of comments.

    41. krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zhez ugly & I hate her 1zt. name

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    42. waness says – reply to this


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      Why Bravo? Why?

    43. Another ASSHOLE who needs to say FIRST first! says – reply to this


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      first

    44. Jeff says – reply to this


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      IS THAT FERGIE'S MOM OR FERGIE IN THE YEAR 2012?????

    45. Lameass says – reply to this


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      Wow- this girl must smoke a lot. Her lines and wrinkles even make me a proponent of Botox.
      Girl- go get yourself some Botox!

    46. Sally says – reply to this


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      I hope Taylor Jacobson is on the show!!

    47. Sunnie says – reply to this


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      Hopefully she'll take this money and fix that face. ATTENTION TAN WHORES: This is what you will look like if you don't stay out of tanning beds. Ugh, hideous!

    48. Sunnie says – reply to this


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      Re: katyk – Actually, he spelled it right.

    49. Robbie Dee says – reply to this


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      She's been in the sun way toooooooooooooooo long!

    50. linz says – reply to this


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      Its Nicole Richie in 20 years!

    51. cork says – reply to this


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      You should take photoshopping classes. This is too obvious that you drew in the lines.

    52. MAC says – reply to this


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      to all of those leaving nasty comments…what have you done lately to influence fashion?

    53. yo mama says – reply to this


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      holy shit i thought that was nicole richie at first. i guess thats what shes gonna look like in a couple years!

    54. ONE WORD HONEY! says – reply to this


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      BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    55. RACHEL ZOE IS FUCKIN SICK says – reply to this


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      dude this girl is such a raisin face it's rediculous

    56. MELISSA MK says – reply to this


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      ANOREXIA4EVER
      SHE'S GONNA MAKE US SO SKINNY :)
      i would never watch that, ever
      raisinface (HAHAHAH)

    57. Nic says – reply to this


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      well that's real smart of Bravo..
      I doubt Anna Wintour forgot about what Rachel said about her last year..
      dumb cunts.

    58. Sam says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe is horrible. I have no respect for her. I saw an interview with her and she almost seems like she makes shit up as she goes along. And she looks fucking ridiculous 90% of the time.
      Way to go Bravo. Get a stylist who has been accused of pushing eating disorders on to people to do a show.

    59. R.C. says – reply to this


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      She reminds me of an ugly version of Ellen's gf (who is pretty) and reminded me like she could be Donatella Versace's long lost sister. RC in Austin, Texas

    60. Suzette says – reply to this


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      If this isn't Photoshopped, then I have an idea for her first episode: a trip to the doctor for Botox and Restylane.

    61. The Lady says – reply to this


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      What a bore. She needs to work on her epidermis before giving out visual advise! Good LAWD… "Raisin" is right! Man Perez, can you ever nail things verbally!!! One gifted Indie Man! ;)

    62. trouble says – reply to this


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      oh, no, she is gonna deplete the whole botox arsenal for the usa for the next 2 years just to be on tv

    63. i'm so proud says – reply to this


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      my 5 year old said she looks like a granny trying to poop

    64. silly billy says – reply to this


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      Hey I think I hear a fog horn; BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

    65. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    66. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    67. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    68. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    69. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    70. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    71. aquamagenta says – reply to this


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      Rachel Zoe looks like a grandmother!

      So OLD!

      eww…..

    72. c says – reply to this


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      pareciera Paulina Rubio pero vieja.

    73. normal says – reply to this


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      I saw her on tyra and she seems to be pretty humble and nice. She obviously knows what she is doing and is good at it. She has so much going on for herself. You Perez, on the other hand, are spiteful and full of venom. You are constantly negative and angry. You should go see a shrink about it. Your insecurity is a little too obvious. Calling her names is something you are in no position to be doing. You arent such a looker yourself. Self deprecation as a means of deflecting hurtfull insults is your game. You really are the lowest common denominator in all that is wrong with popular culture. Sad

    74. jimena says – reply to this


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      everybody is fake plastic if they ever do surgery…
      everybody is gross & fugly if they never do a thing and age like most people (and most people DON'T AGE VERY GRACEFULLY if we're honest…)

      what's the deal, then?

      enough with the double standars plz…

    75. Pike says – reply to this


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      I have to presume that she only does hair, because her face is mess. Maybe she should appear on a show that fixes faces over 50. She is over 50 ?????

    76. allyk says – reply to this


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      SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU JEALOUS FUCTARD

    77. Perez, you're stupid. says – reply to this


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      Why would anyone want any kind of advice from an anorexic raisin? This show may never make it on the air, Anna Wintour might have her blown away - with a hair dryer!

    78. jessica says – reply to this


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      ugh ! im not looking forward to hobo bags, leggings, and wedged heels every week for an hour

    79. OPERATOR says – reply to this


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      Nicole Ritchie in 10 years.

    80. Jaz says – reply to this


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      OMG I just had a terribly vision.

      This is what Nicolie Richie will look like after has has her baby!! AHH!!

    81. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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      Know what all those A-list stars that she styles have in common??? Dirty stringy limp hair. (Liv Tyler to a lesser extent, however.) Whenever my hair would look like that I'd get it trimmed and switch shampoos and conditioners. Since when does unhealthy hair transcend to a fashion statement???

    82. gigi says – reply to this


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      Jeez, she seems so excited about her show…not!

    83. escape artist says – reply to this


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      I'll watch! I love her style. I love to see a woman succeed and I think she looks awesome!

    84. Suzanne says – reply to this


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      Hmmm. You rag women who've had plastic surgery and use Botox, then you rag women who choose not to mess with nature. Who can win?

    85. fashionista says – reply to this


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      This women is actually very talented. The only reason Perez is so negative toward her is because he thinks it will impress Anna Wintour; which is really an insult to Anna because he is just buying into to the whole urban myth that Anna is a ruthless bitch who would love to see Rachel Zoe humiliated.

    86. Atif C says – reply to this


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      Who the HELL would think to give SKELETOR a TV show?? Unless someone out there wants lasagna-purging tips

    87. Gingerous says – reply to this


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      "sweet and polite"? jennifer slept her way up to ben! not a single pap photo shows her hiding from them.

    88. Christie says – reply to this


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      am i crazy??..or is there a slight resemble to Nicole Richie in this pic???

    89. VR says – reply to this


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      Re: fashionista

      She isn't liked by her though. Rachel even bragged that her clients felt she was more influential and she got dropped by her Agency because they didn't want to piss off Anna.

    90. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    91. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    92. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    93. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    94. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    95. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    96. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Oh yea.. just what the public wants fashion advice from this moron. Yea give us tips on how to look anorexic by starving ourselves and wearing those ugly things you put your "clients" in… This bimbo probably was dying to get this show and is hoping and praying her clients will participate in the show. Ugh… i've seen this bitch on TV… it'll be a snoozefest for sure!

    97. SHIRLEY. says – reply to this


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      RACHEL ZOE IS THE QUEEN OF STYLE. I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHOW TO COME OUT!!! AND OFCOURSE ITS A SNOOZEFEST TO YOU, LOOK AT YOU! YOU DONT NEED TO TELL US THAT FASHION IS NOT YOURE STRONG POINT. BUT I CONGRATULATE YOU ON MAKING A PROFIT OFF RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.

      P.S: NO ONE CARES WHAT RACHEL ZOE LOOKS LIKE, DESPITE THE FACT I THINK SHE IS PRETTY, EVERYONE IS STUCK STARING AT WHAT SHE IS WEARING, OR HOW.

    98. SHIRLEY. says – reply to this


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      Re: Yuck

      YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

    99. Jenna says – reply to this


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      whether it is a snoozefest or not she has good taste!!!

    100. Jenna says – reply to this


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      whether it is a snoozefest or not she has good taste!!!

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