Dane Cook Breaks Dave Chappelle's Record
Filed under: Z List
Dane Cook has set a new endurance record for stand-up.
The comic went on stage at the Laugh Factor in West Hollywood on Tuesday and continued until nearly 7 a.m. Wednesday.
In total, Cook did his shtick for 7 hours.
Just last month, nutjob Dave Chapelle had set a new record, performing standup for 6 hours and 12 minutes.
Hmmm, when it comes to stand-up and watching it, we'd prefer quality over quantity!
[Image via WENN.]
Back In The Arsenal
FIRST~
who is he?
Dane Cook is hot and hilarious.
dane cook rocks dont diss
First bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST
EVEN HOTTER
GO DANE!
who cares
ahh
1St!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this guy sucks he's sooooooo not funny!
this guy sucks he's sooooooo not funny!
first
Dane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! su-fi baby!!!!!!!!!
I think I'd rather have a nail driven through my forehead than listen to this idiot for 7 hours. He's not even funny or talented. Who in the hell does this moron appeal too?
Amen to that!
Dave is so much more talented.
Dane cook sounds like the "Don't tase me bro" guy lol
What a "Has Been"!! Does he want a cookie for that? Loser!! Hey, Dave Chappel is not a NutCase, like your sweetie Britney!!! At least he was never let away with a chase of chaos to the Mental Ward!
First!
hey
ok I usually like you, Dane Cook, but fuck you. you couldn't wait longer to break Dave Chapelle's record? I think that is kind of disrespectful and egotistical. It seems like he is just trying to top Dave Chapelle who is arguably the greatest stand-up comic of our time.
FUCK THAT DUDE HE SUCKS! DAVE IS MUCH BETTER AND MORE TALENTED
boring
jaenvkhabervarb
firts
What a tool.
nice
FIRST!!!
Sweet
thats shit
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Dave C iz zo good ..and I really think that black people R much
funnier at ztand up…they kill me…
[[[[[[[]]]]]]]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
why?
OH NO.i hope to God he didnt bone that hag…Dane is way too pretty…he's pants are a little tight.perhaps he's gay and we dont know it yet? that'd be sad for fan girls everywhere.
Love Dane.
LOVE PEREZ!!!!!!!
you know I like your site for the most part. But what makes david chapelle a nutjob? Seriously, dude do you think before you write some of this shit. I think that people like shitney are partially crazy because of people like you who won't leave them the fuck alone and let them deal with their own bullshit. Anyway love the site and I guess you are just doing your job but damn…. think before sharing your judgemental thoughts.
Whoop di do. Dane Cook sucks ass. And he's a joke stealer. Douche!
He fucking sucks ass balls!!! Like Perez said "Quality over quantity!"
FUCKIN DANE COOK rocks!!!! I loVE HIm and fyi he didnt bone jessica simpson, he is with a girl named raquel
He's so freaking hot. If he was my man, I could never stop doing the nasty with him.
iiiiiAy Dios Mio, que guapo!!!!
HE OVER DOES EVERYTHING…BORING AS FUCK…SIT DOWN
fuck yesss i boned j. simp tooo…dane cook you fucking rock with yo big ass cock
iiiiiAy Dios Mio, que guapo!!!!
I'll take quality (Dave Chapelle) over crap (Dane Cook) any day, it takes more than stupid sound effects to make me laugh
dane cook is a soRrry sad excuse to be dubbed a comedian, hes FUCKIN HOOOOOORIBLE!!!!!!!!!! WORSE THAN JIMMY FALLON!!! dip shit laughs at his own jokes and tells fuckin frat jokes, i fuckin HATE This man, anything BUT funnny and comepletley over rated!!! anyone who "thinks he is funny" are just on the fucking bandwagon and need to see for themselves what TRUE comics are…this guy is a fucking JOKE
Dane Cook is a moronic mess who copies his material from other comics. 'Nutjob Chappelle'? Get your facts straight Perez.
Re: Mo –
um Mo, Chappelle is a nutjob for running off to Africa and giving up on his show claiming he didn't want to do racial jokes anymore - n*gga please!!!
I totally agree with PEREZ
Maybe he just played a dvd of Good Luck Chuck and it just SEEMED like seven hours
7 hours huh? Sounds like hell.
i pity the poor souls who had to sit through 7 hours of dane cook. he's funny, but he's not 7 straight hours funny!
Dane Cook is about as funny as you Perez, not very.
You are such a jackass for calling Dave Chappelle a nutjob. He's more like a genius, unlike your dumb ass who just regurgitates items for us to read (albeit they're entertaining). The comment was unnecessary and continually shows your ignorance and racism.
That's good that he break the record. He still isn't funnier than Dave, "I'm Rich Bitch".
Six hours of stand up? Don't go giving them guards at Gitmo any ideas now…
ummm exuse me nutjob dave chappelle, tells u what u dont know. dave is a very normal guy, just like everyone else.
that's so unfair… Dane cook is awsome, dave is last years news…and Dane is really hot!!!!!
Dane sucks. People only like him b/c he's an attractive guy.
THANK YOU! Finally someone who really really hates dane cook as much as I do. He is an overrated D-Bag who sold himself out within the first year
What is wrong with all you haters?? Obviously you have never heard Dane Cook because he is hilarious!! Go Dane! Im so happy you beat that jack ass dave chapelles record! I cant stand that stupid idiot, he is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!
6 of those 7 hours was him jerkin on stage like he's getting a seizure attack…thats what he always does…Dave Chapelle's way better…i'd listen to him 7+ hours
Record? According to who? Out here in the rest of the world, 7 hours is nothing. The English comedian Mark Watson has been known to do a 24 hour show or two…
dave chapelle is a genius…why would he be a nutjob? b/c he left the stupid hollywood bullshit game? he is an artist first and foremost.
God, I'm sure there were some suicides in the audience. His comedy SUCKS!! I tried to like him, he's cute and everything, but just NOT FUNNY!
Yes, quality over quantity!
Re: miss_elle – I agree
Dane is a silly bitch…dont get me wrong.
but i wouldnt be able to handle him for 7 hours.
now Dave…i can laugh at his jokes allll day. and fyi…hes not a nutjob…the press said he went crazy. he said he wasnt…cant we all take vacations and get away from it all sometimes?
Dane Cooks rips off his material from other comics a la Robin Williams stand up sets back in the day. Dane is a no talent hack…BOO! Dane cook also has herpes!
I bet at least half of his routine was made up of stolen jokes.
Dane is just not as funny or smart as Dave.
Dane Cook sucks! He is not funny at all! All he does is run around on stage and yell about stupid shit.
Re: Rock – LOL, that was fuckin' great
Re: luvDane – You must have the intelligence of an amoeba if you think Dane Cook is funnier than Dave Chappelle. Why don't you join Brit Brit in the mental ward?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
Thats a pretty odd statement being that during his last tour ALL THE SHOWS WERE SOLD OUT.
Hes a fantastic entertainer and a comedian.
IF you watch any of his recent shows, take 2 fucking seconds to look at the audience. Theres THOUSANDS of people.
Go find something else to do, don't get so fucking serious just because he has broken a record.
If you like Dave C., then keep liking him.
If you don't like Dane Cook, then don't watch him. Its really simple!
Otherwise you can go slit your wrists about it, morons.
Saw Dane Cook this past weekend at the Laugh Factory, and despite the fanboiiiizzzz creaming at the sight of him, he had the most unoriginal, most despicable jokes. He made jokes out of date rape?! So many awkward moments. Quality over quantity for sure!!!
Perez wouldn't know funny if it was a Twinkie… The only thing funny about the "man" (and I use that term loosely) is how important he thinks he is.
I would like to know who could sit and watch him perform for 7 hours! They should have in perform at Gitmo. They would give up all the info we wanted so they wouldn't have sit thru his act
Dane Cook fucking sucks. He steals his material from better comedians. He's so high strung and loud that people seem to think that he's funny, which he is not. No other comedians even like him or his shit. There is a reason for that. Fuck that guy. Get OFF the Dane Cook bandwagon. It broke down ages ago. Get a clue.
must have been very boring…
on another note… my sister likes to eat pickled covered with peanutbutter
YAY, go Dane!!!
he should probably die.
I have to back Lauren up on this one, Mark Watson does a 24 hour comedy gig at least once a year, and all for charity. Seven hours is hella lame by comparison …
Chapelle is WAY FUNNIER THAN COOK…way!
Dave Chappelle a NutJob? Why because he doesnt take every oppurtunity to promote himself and constley be in the public eye like your sorry joke ass. You Fag, Dave Chappelle is a bigger star than u will every be even if he doesnt do anything every again in his entire life.Why dont u just shut the fuck up and get back to Britney if it wasnt for her no one would even know who your sorry ass is. You are honestly one of the biggest losers ive ever seen in my entire life. Go get your ass cornholed you fag.
Hmm, quality vs. quantity…i feel same way about my celeb gossip. stop posting the same old tired brit shit fat ass!
Hmm, quality vs. quantity…i feel same way about my celeb gossip. stop posting the same old tired brit shit fat ass!
so what.
chappelle is still funnier.
^ wow, what a homephobe, damn kid calm down with any utterance of hate words be it towards anyone. you just showed your ignorance, i too dislike the nutjob label put on dave, but opinions are like assholes, everyone's got em. seriously though, dane cook is a terrible comedian, and 7 hours of trite garbage is exactly what it is, garbage. dave is the man, seen him mad times, before the crazy fame, before frat boy douche bags would scream his catch phrase out after 1 or 2 cheap low volume bears, a real cool brother, a really intelligent dude, creative. he did some shit like create an amazing tv show that didn't stink of cheese or seem as if it was ripped from somewhere else, ie any vh1 reality show. on that note, cucumbers taste better pickled.
ah, i love dane.
he's SO FUNNY live. but still, 7 hours? a bit dramatic, no?
THIS GUY IS AWFUL
Fuck you Dane Cook sucks and Dave Chappelle is not a nut job.
it is offical the Appoclyose is comming
Horseman #1 : Pam Anderson marrys and divorce in under a month (check)
Horseman #2 : Unsuspecting vistor subjected to endless hours of unfunny comic whose only claim to fame is peeing his pants in a movie and giving the high hard one to Simpson chick
Horseman #3 : Lindsey Lohan falls off the wagon again !!
Horseman# 4: PopWreck meltdown confinment by evil do-gooders ensue.
I guess the only thing missing is the birth of the anti -christ….. WHEN WAS NICOLE RICHIE DUE ????
. . . but Dane is not funny
yeah well i know a comic genius who did for 24h here in quebec, canada. Amazing!!
I LOVE Dane Cook! He is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS! My boyfriend and I went to his show last month here in Indy, and we didn't want it to end! I would definitely sit until 7 am with Dane Cook! I think he's insanely better than Chappelle, too. Way hotter, way more funny, all around the best!
I don't understand why he did it but, hey, more power to him.
Dane cook is SO overrated! And so unfunny. He is a pure example of how you can have a career if people think you're hot.
He's sometimes funny but never could handle him more then an hour not to mention he totally steals from other comedians… whether he's hot or not talent is always top on the list (though not to most people anymore… so fuckin sad)
I wouldn't want to watch ANYONE for seven hours straight, but if I had to choose, it'd be Dave Chappelle. He's infinitely funnier than Dane Cook.
DANE COOK is SO.NOT. FUNNY.
and dave chappelle is one of the sanest mofos in the free world. he has his shit together. You - not so much - you just whine for a living.
That's my boy!!!!
dane cook isn't funny unless you have ovaries.