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1/04/2008 5:39 PM ET | Filed under: Fill In The Blank

I would wear my eyebrows like that if __________.

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Angelic says – reply to this

501

…I was a porly made cartoon
tiffany says – reply to this

502

if i was a mii
first guy your mom blew says – reply to this

503

'I wasn't a total fat piece of shit', said Perez.
The Norwegian guy says – reply to this

504

I was dead.
The Norwegian guy says – reply to this

505

I was dead.
Cubbies says – reply to this

506

If I was a dirty whore who told my kid to lie and say her dad dies in Iraq for free concert tickets b/c I could not sell enough pussy to pay for them.
Ashlie says – reply to this

507

I was Brit's roast beef looking vajayjay
Diana says – reply to this

508

I was in a women's prison gang
claudia says says – reply to this

509

first of all im MEXICAN and i dont color my eyebrows or wear lip liner i wear PINK lipstick. why do u guys say that mexicans do it, thats so racist of some one to say if i where mexican reality check white ppl who are trailor trash do it asians do it blacks do it europeans do it so dont blaim it all on one culture it depens on how stupid and getto the person is and all cultures have getto ppl
BOSS says – reply to this

510

IF I WAS PEREZ.. BUAHAHA

STOP SAYING FIRST U FUKKIN LOSERS… WTF DOES IT DO? IF U ARE FIRST?
Tess says – reply to this

511

… I wanted to scare small children, or blend in at a tranny convention
Terika says – reply to this

512

I were the biggest CHONGA in the entire world…
heywood jablowme says – reply to this

513

I was a Klingon
white chick says – reply to this

514

if……I was a clown, put them on in the dark, was crazy, was in prison and someone blind had to draw them on for me, was a crackhead cholita, plain ass dumb and poor! Grow up old gangsta momma….you ugly!
Alyssa says – reply to this

515

i was alyssa milano circa 1995
last says – reply to this

516

Who is that? Is that a guy or a girl?
lindsey is a little whore says – reply to this

517

Re: lindsey – hey you little whore lindsey.. guess what.. you're not first biatch
Lola Falana says – reply to this

518

It was HALLOWEEN and my costume was a a ventriloquist dummy
Pernille says – reply to this

519

i got 1.000.000 dollars for it
jo says – reply to this

520

i was a drag queen
dancingmermaid says – reply to this

521

crackwhore
que says – reply to this

522

…..if i was Boy George
TheRopolitans.com -- A Mets Blog says – reply to this

523

…I was a douchebag.
lalala says – reply to this

524

you know, this seems to be one of the emerging fashion trends. pin-straight hair, thinnest eyebrows, fake tan, lots of makeup and gigantic tote bags are in. wow, that's how grandma looked in the 70s!
Katie says – reply to this

525

Someone held a gun to my head.
sugar says – reply to this

526

i didnt have eyebrows
LOVE GAYS says – reply to this

527

is this still a celebrity website or is it just run by attention sluts? yes P is a slut
Daniboy says – reply to this

528

Britney dies!!
kittychats says – reply to this

529

I were blind and bent over to wipe my seeing eye dog's ass, he had mistakenly wiped with his tail, was extra happy and wagged his shitz across my forehead?
Candace says – reply to this

530

I'm in a gang that believes in using sharpee markers as eyebrow pencils
caper says – reply to this

531

i got drunk, passed out, had them shaved off, then re-drawn with a sharpie
vocecita says – reply to this

532

If i were britney… lol
claire says – reply to this

533

i think she's filipina… maybe now those mexican comments are a little less racist
elle says – reply to this

534

i knew that nothing i did to my face could make me even uglier than i already am
jessica says – reply to this

535

If I was in an all girl jail
Bil Wil says – reply to this

536

If I were wearing a suit made out of crispy chicken skin and had just come out of the fryer.
Shaina says – reply to this

537

I Were A Clown!!
WHO YOU says – reply to this

538

IF I WAS PEREZ.. BUAHAHA

WTF! WHERES MY FUKKING POST.. THIS IS GAY LIKE PEREZ
BK says – reply to this

539

…I was a Chola with a sharpie fetish!
DeAnna says – reply to this

540

…my face was on my ass, where it would most likely be covered.
Dimitria (Miss July Dragathon Baltimore) says – reply to this

541

A Big Haired Drag Queen
J Lo has MGO says – reply to this

542

I were the winner of the Jennifer Lopez look-alike concurso.
-C- says – reply to this

543

you had a SHARPIE!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
kidde_up says – reply to this

544

….in a coffin!
kelsey says – reply to this

545

I would wear my eyebrows like that for:
1. If there was a gun to my daughter's head and it was those brows or her death or..
2. A Million Dollrs or more cold hard cash - they'll grow back
Candice says – reply to this

546

I had been badly burned.
Teresa says – reply to this

547

Re: down with mexico –
Mexicans arn't the only one's who do their eyebrows like that. I've seen it on white woman and african americans.

Granted it's not a good look. I could never see why anyone would shave off their eyebrows and then use a sharpie to draw them on…simply horrible
Keren says – reply to this

548

If I were a chunt
pinky says – reply to this

549

israel and palestine quit fighting over the gaza strip (ie never…LOL)
melyra says – reply to this

550

if i were britney's daughter… lol
Jenna says – reply to this

551

I ran out of pipecleaners!
ChristineinCanada says – reply to this

552

I would wear my eyebrows like that if….I also wore my lip liner like that….blend honey, blend!!!!!!!!
magentaii says – reply to this

553

If I was stupid enough to scorch my real eyebrows off trying to light a cigarette…….yuck!!
BONNIE says – reply to this

554

HELL FROZE OVER!
Michelle says – reply to this

555

I was a trashy tranny and I was trying to distract from the fact that I have a penis
kira says – reply to this

556

if i wanted to lean like a chola.
Nicole B says – reply to this

557

I were blind
Krys says – reply to this

558

If i was on more drugs than Britney
a says – reply to this

559

they got burned off
LandHail says – reply to this

560

If I were a fucktard…
Joe says – reply to this

561

i was a chink.
Princess Stacey says – reply to this

562

if I was a BAMF
SANJOSECHICKA says – reply to this

563

I lived downtown San Jose, CA.
GOTIKANISMATIKA says – reply to this

564

i were stupid like Perez and had opened up a discussion where he knows his racist fans were going to rip mexicans apart, thanks Perez now i know who's side of the border your ass is on, the sell out one!!! Bitch!
wanna be last bitches !! says – reply to this

565

Blind in one eye….and couldn't see otta the other….bitches !!
sally says – reply to this

566

i were mexican
LuvLuv says – reply to this

567

If i was that crazy CLOSE THAT BITCH DOWN
sally says – reply to this

568

i were mexican
Chilonga says – reply to this

569

I Was A Mexi Melt…
eminem says – reply to this

570

if i was trying to get some Hannah Montana tickets.
HAha
dj mbm says – reply to this

571

if i were a cindy lauper drag queen
that's the only way says – reply to this

572

you had an automatic weapon pointed at my head and you forced me too by saying you'd kill me if i did'nt!
kgirl says – reply to this

573

If I were the worst mom in the world!
Alex says – reply to this

574

I were uber trippy cool like perez :]
Melissa says – reply to this

575

Re: down with mexico –

yOure a fuken retard. there are Mexican's that are most likely way more intelligent and rich than you will ever be.. It doesn't matter HOW we get our money, you're probably just some fuken white trash that wants to seem like youre the shiT but you're not.. People in the u.S. have their shit because of the damn credit system>> go to Mexico and try to make ends meet with what you earn. Stupid ass! I forgot you're too ignorant….
slizard says – reply to this

576

If I was a fucking idiot
ap says – reply to this

577

if i had no idea what the human face should look like.
KK says – reply to this

578

I was Krusty the Klown…………..Notice the lips….. LOL
gross says – reply to this

579

She looks like your typical trashy bitch who will do anything to get something for free.

I know quite a few of those…………
TERESA says – reply to this

580

I COULD LEAN LIKE A CHOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MitchellNY says – reply to this

581

If I drove around in a little car with twelve of my pals in a large striped tent.
KAYLA says – reply to this

582

if i were a crack whore
KAYLA says – reply to this

583

if i were a crack whore
ileftmyheart says – reply to this

584

I were Priscilla Ceballos, who told the worst lie imaginable to get frikkin Hannah Montana tickets. (I can't believe she went on the Today Show looking like this!)
rhsjo says – reply to this

585

if…..I was mentally challenged!
stuart wood, UK says – reply to this

586

I would wear my eyebrows like that if… Britney Spears shaved them off =/
Krysta says – reply to this

587

I would wear my eyebrows like that if only I could get them to look THAT awesome.

Im kidding.
bevrli says – reply to this

588

I'm totally not surprised at all the racist comments here.
HAWWWWT says – reply to this

589

i was fucked in the mind. horribly.
Kathy says – reply to this

590

WARNING! DO NOT READ THESE COMMENTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS - HILLARIOUS
Kathy says – reply to this

591

WARNING! DO NOT READ THESE COMMENTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS - HILLARIOUS
Silver says – reply to this

592

…if I worked for Cirque du Soleil
katie says – reply to this

593

if i had an eyebrow pencil instead of a sharpee and i was freaking JEAN HARLOW! HOT!
Janessa says – reply to this

594

I wouldnt!!!!
LuvLuv says – reply to this

595

If I was this CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN weirdo…

Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN –

CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN says

LET'S CLOSE THIS MOTHER FUCKIN WEBSITE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE CHANCES PEREZ.. UR TIME IS UP BITCH.
DON'T WATCH HIS SHOW,
DON'T GO TO HIS WEBSITE,
DON'T SUPPORT THIS MONSTER FROM HELL.
THE HATE HE SPEWS INTO THE WORLD IS DAMAGING TO THE CELEBRITIES HE WRITES ABOUT, HIS READERS, THEIR FAMILIES - JUST LOOK AT THE DOUCHE TRYING TO SNAP A PIC OF BRITNEY'S KIDS AS THE BODYGUARD DRIVES THEM HOME!!!!! NOT EVEN HER FUCKING KIDS ARE SAFE..
WHEN THEY ARE KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT PEREZ- THEY'RE BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY IS ENDANGERING HER KIDS?? WHAT ABOUT YOU, AND THE FUCKING PAPARAZZI U PAY TO STALK THEM!!!!!!!!!
THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jennysjam says – reply to this

596

ATTACKED BY A MAGIC MARKER……OR IF I LEANED LIKE A CHOLA
Lisa says – reply to this

597

HELL FROZE OVER
paige says – reply to this

598

I had them burned off in a fire and was blinded at the same time.
Bevie says – reply to this

599

…If I liked to play with Sharpies
marlborolightsofbwayasparagas says – reply to this

600

…if i were a clown at ringling bros circus
…if i were a hairless albino desperate for eyebrows
…if i were the joker in the next batman movie
…if i fell asleep drunk around my college roommate
…if i were a transvestite britney inpersonator on draino

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