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  1. Angelic says – reply to this


    501

    …I was a porly made cartoon

  2. tiffany says – reply to this


    502

    if i was a mii

  3. first guy your mom blew says – reply to this


    503

    'I wasn't a total fat piece of shit', said Perez.

  4. The Norwegian guy says – reply to this


    504

    I was dead.

  5. The Norwegian guy says – reply to this


    505

    I was dead.

  6. Cubbies says – reply to this


    506

    If I was a dirty whore who told my kid to lie and say her dad dies in Iraq for free concert tickets b/c I could not sell enough pussy to pay for them.

  7. Ashlie says – reply to this


    507

    I was Brit's roast beef looking vajayjay

  8. Diana says – reply to this


    508

    I was in a women's prison gang

  9. claudia says says – reply to this


    509

    first of all im MEXICAN and i dont color my eyebrows or wear lip liner i wear PINK lipstick. why do u guys say that mexicans do it, thats so racist of some one to say if i where mexican reality check white ppl who are trailor trash do it asians do it blacks do it europeans do it so dont blaim it all on one culture it depens on how stupid and getto the person is and all cultures have getto ppl

  10. BOSS says – reply to this


    510

    IF I WAS PEREZ.. BUAHAHA

    STOP SAYING FIRST U FUKKIN LOSERS… WTF DOES IT DO? IF U ARE FIRST?

  11. Tess says – reply to this


    511

    … I wanted to scare small children, or blend in at a tranny convention

  12. Terika says – reply to this


    512

    I were the biggest CHONGA in the entire world…

  13. heywood jablowme says – reply to this


    513

    I was a Klingon

  14. white chick says – reply to this


    514

    if……I was a clown, put them on in the dark, was crazy, was in prison and someone blind had to draw them on for me, was a crackhead cholita, plain ass dumb and poor! Grow up old gangsta momma….you ugly!

  15. Alyssa says – reply to this


    515

    i was alyssa milano circa 1995

  16. last says – reply to this


    516

    Who is that? Is that a guy or a girl?

  17. lindsey is a little whore says – reply to this


    517

    Re: lindsey – hey you little whore lindsey.. guess what.. you're not first biatch

  18. Lola Falana says – reply to this


    518

    It was HALLOWEEN and my costume was a a ventriloquist dummy

  19. Pernille says – reply to this


    519

    i got 1.000.000 dollars for it

  20. jo says – reply to this


    520

    i was a drag queen

  21. dancingmermaid says – reply to this


    521

    crackwhore

  22. que says – reply to this


    522

    …..if i was Boy George

  23. TheRopolitans.com -- A Mets Blog says – reply to this


    523

    …I was a douchebag.

  24. lalala says – reply to this


    524

    you know, this seems to be one of the emerging fashion trends. pin-straight hair, thinnest eyebrows, fake tan, lots of makeup and gigantic tote bags are in. wow, that's how grandma looked in the 70s!

  25. Katie says – reply to this


    525

    Someone held a gun to my head.

  26. sugar says – reply to this


    526

    i didnt have eyebrows

  27. LOVE GAYS says – reply to this


    527

    is this still a celebrity website or is it just run by attention sluts? yes P is a slut

  28. Daniboy says – reply to this


    528

    Britney dies!!

  29. kittychats says – reply to this


    529

    I were blind and bent over to wipe my seeing eye dog's ass, he had mistakenly wiped with his tail, was extra happy and wagged his shitz across my forehead?

  30. Candace says – reply to this


    530

    I'm in a gang that believes in using sharpee markers as eyebrow pencils

  31. caper says – reply to this


    531

    i got drunk, passed out, had them shaved off, then re-drawn with a sharpie

  32. vocecita says – reply to this


    532

    If i were britney… lol

  33. claire says – reply to this


    533

    i think she's filipina… maybe now those mexican comments are a little less racist

  34. elle says – reply to this


    534

    i knew that nothing i did to my face could make me even uglier than i already am

  35. jessica says – reply to this


    535

    If I was in an all girl jail

  36. Bil Wil says – reply to this


    536

    If I were wearing a suit made out of crispy chicken skin and had just come out of the fryer.

  37. Shaina says – reply to this


    537

    I Were A Clown!!

  38. WHO YOU says – reply to this


    538

    IF I WAS PEREZ.. BUAHAHA

    WTF! WHERES MY FUKKING POST.. THIS IS GAY LIKE PEREZ

  39. BK says – reply to this


    539

    …I was a Chola with a sharpie fetish!

  40. DeAnna says – reply to this


    540

    …my face was on my ass, where it would most likely be covered.

  41. Dimitria (Miss July Dragathon Baltimore) says – reply to this


    541

    A Big Haired Drag Queen

  42. J Lo has MGO says – reply to this


    542

    I were the winner of the Jennifer Lopez look-alike concurso.

  43. -C- says – reply to this


    543

    you had a SHARPIE!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. kidde_up says – reply to this


    544

    ….in a coffin!

  45. kelsey says – reply to this


    545

    I would wear my eyebrows like that for:
    1. If there was a gun to my daughter's head and it was those brows or her death or..
    2. A Million Dollrs or more cold hard cash - they'll grow back

  46. Candice says – reply to this


    546

    I had been badly burned.

  47. Teresa says – reply to this


    547

    Re: down with mexico
    Mexicans arn't the only one's who do their eyebrows like that. I've seen it on white woman and african americans.

    Granted it's not a good look. I could never see why anyone would shave off their eyebrows and then use a sharpie to draw them on…simply horrible

  48. Keren says – reply to this


    548

    If I were a chunt

  49. pinky says – reply to this


    549

    israel and palestine quit fighting over the gaza strip (ie never…LOL)

  50. melyra says – reply to this


    550

    if i were britney's daughter… lol

  51. Jenna says – reply to this


    551

    I ran out of pipecleaners!

  52. ChristineinCanada says – reply to this


    552

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if….I also wore my lip liner like that….blend honey, blend!!!!!!!!

  53. magentaii says – reply to this


    553

    If I was stupid enough to scorch my real eyebrows off trying to light a cigarette…….yuck!!

  54. BONNIE says – reply to this


    554

    HELL FROZE OVER!

  55. Michelle says – reply to this


    555

    I was a trashy tranny and I was trying to distract from the fact that I have a penis

  56. kira says – reply to this


    556

    if i wanted to lean like a chola.

  57. Nicole B says – reply to this


    557

    I were blind

  58. Krys says – reply to this


    558

    If i was on more drugs than Britney

  59. a says – reply to this


    559

    they got burned off

  60. LandHail says – reply to this


    560

    If I were a fucktard…

  61. Joe says – reply to this


    561

    i was a chink.

  62. Princess Stacey says – reply to this


    562

    if I was a BAMF

  63. SANJOSECHICKA says – reply to this


    563

    I lived downtown San Jose, CA.

  64. GOTIKANISMATIKA says – reply to this


    564

    i were stupid like Perez and had opened up a discussion where he knows his racist fans were going to rip mexicans apart, thanks Perez now i know who's side of the border your ass is on, the sell out one!!! Bitch!

  65. wanna be last bitches !! says – reply to this


    565

    Blind in one eye….and couldn't see otta the other….bitches !!

  66. sally says – reply to this


    566

    i were mexican

  67. LuvLuv says – reply to this


    567

    If i was that crazy CLOSE THAT BITCH DOWN

  68. sally says – reply to this


    568

    i were mexican

  69. Chilonga says – reply to this


    569

    I Was A Mexi Melt…

  70. eminem says – reply to this


    570

    if i was trying to get some Hannah Montana tickets.
    HAha

  71. dj mbm says – reply to this


    571

    if i were a cindy lauper drag queen

  72. that's the only way says – reply to this


    572

    you had an automatic weapon pointed at my head and you forced me too by saying you'd kill me if i did'nt!

  73. kgirl says – reply to this


    573

    If I were the worst mom in the world!

  74. Alex says – reply to this


    574

    I were uber trippy cool like perez :]

  75. Melissa says – reply to this


    575

    Re: down with mexico

    yOure a fuken retard. there are Mexican's that are most likely way more intelligent and rich than you will ever be.. It doesn't matter HOW we get our money, you're probably just some fuken white trash that wants to seem like youre the shiT but you're not.. People in the u.S. have their shit because of the damn credit system>> go to Mexico and try to make ends meet with what you earn. Stupid ass! I forgot you're too ignorant….

  76. slizard says – reply to this


    576

    If I was a fucking idiot

  77. ap says – reply to this


    577

    if i had no idea what the human face should look like.

  78. KK says – reply to this


    578

    I was Krusty the Klown…………..Notice the lips….. LOL

  79. gross says – reply to this


    579

    She looks like your typical trashy bitch who will do anything to get something for free.

    I know quite a few of those…………

  80. TERESA says – reply to this


    580

    I COULD LEAN LIKE A CHOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. MitchellNY says – reply to this


    581

    If I drove around in a little car with twelve of my pals in a large striped tent.

  82. KAYLA says – reply to this


    582

    if i were a crack whore

  83. KAYLA says – reply to this


    583

    if i were a crack whore

  84. ileftmyheart says – reply to this


    584

    I were Priscilla Ceballos, who told the worst lie imaginable to get frikkin Hannah Montana tickets. (I can't believe she went on the Today Show looking like this!)

  85. rhsjo says – reply to this


    585

    if…..I was mentally challenged!

  86. stuart wood, UK says – reply to this


    586

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if… Britney Spears shaved them off =/

  87. Krysta says – reply to this


    587

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if only I could get them to look THAT awesome.

    Im kidding.

  88. bevrli says – reply to this


    588

    I'm totally not surprised at all the racist comments here.

  89. HAWWWWT says – reply to this


    589

    i was fucked in the mind. horribly.

  90. Kathy says – reply to this


    590

    WARNING! DO NOT READ THESE COMMENTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS - HILLARIOUS

  91. Kathy says – reply to this


    591

    WARNING! DO NOT READ THESE COMMENTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS - HILLARIOUS

  92. Silver says – reply to this


    592

    …if I worked for Cirque du Soleil

  93. katie says – reply to this


    593

    if i had an eyebrow pencil instead of a sharpee and i was freaking JEAN HARLOW! HOT!

  94. Janessa says – reply to this


    594

    I wouldnt!!!!

  95. LuvLuv says – reply to this


    595

    If I was this CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN weirdo…

    Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN

    CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN says

    LET'S CLOSE THIS MOTHER FUCKIN WEBSITE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO MORE CHANCES PEREZ.. UR TIME IS UP BITCH.
    DON'T WATCH HIS SHOW,
    DON'T GO TO HIS WEBSITE,
    DON'T SUPPORT THIS MONSTER FROM HELL.
    THE HATE HE SPEWS INTO THE WORLD IS DAMAGING TO THE CELEBRITIES HE WRITES ABOUT, HIS READERS, THEIR FAMILIES - JUST LOOK AT THE DOUCHE TRYING TO SNAP A PIC OF BRITNEY'S KIDS AS THE BODYGUARD DRIVES THEM HOME!!!!! NOT EVEN HER FUCKING KIDS ARE SAFE..
    WHEN THEY ARE KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT PEREZ- THEY'RE BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY IS ENDANGERING HER KIDS?? WHAT ABOUT YOU, AND THE FUCKING PAPARAZZI U PAY TO STALK THEM!!!!!!!!!
    THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. jennysjam says – reply to this


    596

    ATTACKED BY A MAGIC MARKER……OR IF I LEANED LIKE A CHOLA

  97. Lisa says – reply to this


    597

    HELL FROZE OVER

  98. paige says – reply to this


    598

    I had them burned off in a fire and was blinded at the same time.

  99. Bevie says – reply to this


    599

    …If I liked to play with Sharpies

  100. marlborolightsofbwayasparagas says – reply to this


    600

    …if i were a clown at ringling bros circus
    …if i were a hairless albino desperate for eyebrows
    …if i were the joker in the next batman movie
    …if i fell asleep drunk around my college roommate
    …if i were a transvestite britney inpersonator on draino

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