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  1. mojito says – reply to this


    601

    if i was advertising for mcdonalds

  2. Cat says – reply to this


    602

    if I were a drag queen.

    Eww. Who the hell is she?

  3. Laura says – reply to this


    603

    What does "first" mean?

  4. Melanie says – reply to this


    604

    ….if I was just getting started with putting on my clown makeup.

  5. Noodles says – reply to this


    605

    i was dared for 2,000,000 squid

  6. Tandy says – reply to this


    606

    I wanted to have a constant look of surprise on my face

  7. Julie says – reply to this


    607

    FU, you biggot!

  8. kayden says – reply to this


    608

    I were a DRAGQUEEN…

  9. Pilar says – reply to this


    609

    If I were dressed up as a mean Chola for Halloween! East side!!!!!!!!

  10. Aisha says – reply to this


    610

    IF I HAD EYEBROWS LIKE THAT EITHER I LOST MY MOTHER FUCKIN MIND, IT WAS A DARE OR IF SOMEONE DID IT TO ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP (BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHILE I SLEEP)

  11. Lisa says – reply to this


    611

    My 2 year old got a hold of a marker when I was sleeping….WTF woman really!!!

  12. vikki says – reply to this


    612

    If i shaved off my eyebrows by mistake.

  13. Thomas says – reply to this


    613

    …if I was Joan Crawford and was meeting with the Pepsi board of directors.

  14. lulu says – reply to this


    614

    firssssssst (:

  15. memyselfandi says – reply to this


    615

    it looks like someone dirty sanchez'd her eyebrows!!!!

  16. jackdope says – reply to this


    616

    If I were Mexican and worked at Taco Bell.

  17. oh fo sho says – reply to this


    617

    if i was mexican and had 3 kids, all by different dad, before i could drive

  18. jackie says – reply to this


    618

    Re: claudia says – people are small minded and its a shame. I guess they have seen many women do that with their eyebrows, and where they live, it happens to be hispanic women. BUT whoever does that to their eyebrows is just DUMB and it doesn't matter what their ethnic background is!!!!! :) I'm NOT mexican btw && wouldn't wear my eyebrows like that lol

  19. PUTA GRINGA says – reply to this


    619

    Re: down with mexico

    But it turns out shes white….trash!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  20. funkykitten says – reply to this


    620

    I would were my eyebrows like that if i wanted to be made fun of on perezhilton.com (lol) seriously tho, someone help this chick!!

  21. Lisa says – reply to this


    621

    I passed away!!!!!!

  22. Shaz - Melb, Aust says – reply to this


    622

    I was going to a costume party. Let's also talk about her lip liner! Does she know that you need to fill in your lips not just pencil around them…WHAT THE FUCK!!

  23. Fred says – reply to this


    623

    if it would get my pic on perezhilton.com

  24. Judy says – reply to this


    624

    If I wear in a circus clown show.
    She should’ve been the one to get a make over at Libby Lu.

  25. lauren says – reply to this


    625

    if I was payed a million dollars

  26. Alvin says – reply to this


    626

    …if I was on whatever Amy Winehouse is on.

  27. Waz says – reply to this


    627

    I were an Asshole…

  28. Mona says – reply to this


    628

    this has nothing to do with this girls eyebrows. Please Perez you have got to read Adrianne Curry's new blog she is totally talking shit about illegal aliens. and please after you read it please let her know that not all ilegals come from Mexico.

  29. Aries says – reply to this


    629

    Re: SodisappointedinPerez
    Hey Perez didn't make this whore shave her eyebrows or have her daughter lie about her dad's 'death' to get concert tix. Nor is Perez responsible for Britney being batshit crazy, so step off. Maybe this whole satirical blog thing isn't for you just yet. Does your mommy know you read this site little girl?

  30. Mona says – reply to this


    630

    this has nothing to do with this girls eyebrows. Please Perez you have got to read Adrianne Curry's new blog she is totally talking shit about illegal aliens. and please after you read it please let her know that not all ilegals come from Mexico.

  31. Jules says – reply to this


    631

    If I were Doctor Evil

  32. Sabrina says – reply to this


    632

    I was high on crack. damn that looks trashy

  33. Alexa Rae says – reply to this


    633

    omg she looks like a chola.
    ewwwww >:[

  34. keish says – reply to this


    634

    If I were a silverback gorilla

  35. dirrtyc says – reply to this


    635

    … I liked to pretend my husband was dead to win my daughter tickets to Hannah Montana.

  36. Shireen says – reply to this


    636

    who is this bitch?

  37. Leslie Armstrong says – reply to this


    637

    … I was a proud Latrina!

  38. Que Sabrosa says – reply to this


    638

    …my girls from East Los, Tweetie, Sad Girl, and La Gigglez backed me up! 18th Street!

  39. tara says – reply to this


    639

    …if i had recently survived a fire

    how old are all the losers who only comment "first"? especially the ones who are like #138

  40. madison says – reply to this


    640

    if…
    i got to meet the jonas brothers.

  41. Jodes says – reply to this


    641

    If I wanted them to match my penciled-in upper lip.

  42. Evey says – reply to this


    642

    I were a sharpie chola!!

  43. MJ says – reply to this


    643

    i wanna get rid of the charcoals on my fireplace

  44. Tippie says – reply to this


    644

    …I lived in San Jose, CA.

  45. Christine says – reply to this


    645

    You can always count on some cheap skanky spic to have 'eyebrows' like that. They usually have dark lipliner with light lipstick too. Where are her hula hoop size earrings?

  46. Crystal says – reply to this


    646

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if..I was a low budget Tranny

  47. Lauren says – reply to this


    647

    If I wrote a false story about my husband dying in Iraq to win my daughter tickets to see Hannah Montana in concert!

  48. DMF NYC says – reply to this


    648

    …i wanted them to match my lip liner.

  49. Natalie says – reply to this


    649

    If I were a mexican gangsta

  50. christine says – reply to this


    650

    IF I HAD NO CLASS AND WAS FROM NEW YORK!! OR NEW JERSEY

  51. Ana Banana says – reply to this


    651

    and this is what you call the ghetto version of Anastasia's eyebrow. The worst is when they do the eyes and the black lip liner. Classic early 90s chola style.

  52. Dena says – reply to this


    652

    … if all I had was a sharpie.

  53. bry says – reply to this


    653

    Re: down with mexico – r u Native American? Racist pig.

  54. jamie says – reply to this


    654

    what does first mean?

  55. down with mexico says – reply to this


    655

    Re: Melissa

    you are fucking RETARDED! learn politics before you speak. you are probably some illegal idiot just as well-and by the way sweetheart, if you even knew the amount of money I have let a lone my family you would shut the fuck up real fast.

    ALL THE FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED TO GET THEIR LITTLE ASSES BACK HOME.

    and one more thing you arrogant idiot, i am almost certain my intelligence will always reign supreme to yours :)

  56. ART says – reply to this


    656

    ….. IF I WAS ONE OF THESE D BAGS THAT THINK THEY COMMENT FIRST!! DUMBBBB

  57. amanda says – reply to this


    657

    if someone had a gun to my head and they were going to shave off my clit with a dirty piece of glass

  58. cassie says – reply to this


    658

    …my real eyebrows had burned off in a fire and all the mirrors and mirror-like objects in the world no longer existed.

  59. izzy says – reply to this


    659

    …I were a butchy dyke

  60. gurllll says – reply to this


    660

    not even for a million dollars..thats just nasty

  61. gurllll says – reply to this


    661

    not even for a million dollars..thats just nasty

  62. **Pollo Loco** says – reply to this


    662

    I was the first one to pass out drunk at the party… I am surprised she doesnt have a penis drawn on her five head a la frat boy style.

  63. Jasmin says – reply to this


    663

    if i had no hair on my eyebrows

  64. Racist_Tweenyboppers_SuckMyHairyB-Hole says – reply to this


    664

    i would wear my eyebrows like this if….
    i were the bastard offspring of marcel marceau, xerkes and marlene dietrich

    STOP THE HATE PEOPLE! THIS IS SUPPOSED 2B 4 LAUGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Shannon says – reply to this


    665

    If they were burnt off in some tragic fire incident…maybe…

  66. Nichole says – reply to this


    666

    …..I was a trashy mexican.

  67. nobody you know says – reply to this


    667

    wow, i think it's funny that hundreds of you guys always say you're first, but you're not…weird. why is it such a big deal to be first anyway?

  68. badgirl99 says – reply to this


    668

    ..I had just finished eating worms.

  69. Gretchy Girl says – reply to this


    669

    I got drunk with Elvira and a Sharpie!

  70. Brittany says – reply to this


    670

    i was on crack!! disgusting!

  71. bigboy says – reply to this


    671

    … I lived in a cave, a very dark cave. I'd wear a bag on my head too.

  72. bry says – reply to this


    672

    Re: katie – what do you do? Drugs and abandon your kids? White trash

  73. LEona'$ GHO$t, yep, gotta admit, JUST AS GREAT IN 2008! says – reply to this


    673

    …I NEEDED A HAIR GRAFT ON MY SNATCH! ;)

  74. Roberto Salad says – reply to this


    674

    my name was Maria Delores Feliza Isabelle Rodriguez Salazar Moreno Flores de la Garza.

  75. b-sexy says – reply to this


    675

    i was laying in a casket……………..

  76. Brittany says – reply to this


    676

    i was on crack!

  77. lyss says – reply to this


    677

    CHOLA…

  78. Desiree says – reply to this


    678

    if i was a stripper.. hahaha

  79. catriona says – reply to this


    679

    if i was a chonga

  80. catriona says – reply to this


    680

    if i was a chonga

  81. k.c. says – reply to this


    681

    I were a mexican girl ♥

    is that like, a part of their culture or something? Ha Ha, even their lip liner is crazy. How weird!!

  82. Rose says – reply to this


    682

    I was a clown in the cirque de soleil

  83. Lee says – reply to this


    683

    My husband took them to Iraq to remember me with - but then dropped them when an IED went off, never to be found again.

  84. jewgrl says – reply to this


    684

    if i was a cholo

  85. Verodemort says – reply to this


    685

    I would do my eyebrows like this if I was in jail and wanted to look good for my Hina, or my Jeffa, LOL!!!
    OMG. This reminds me of that George Lopez comedy jam, America's Mexican haha. He talks about the Sharpie girls, who put their eyebrows on like SAS (swipping motion) Oh damn, that's hillarious! I've known people who look like this, and even with her eyebrown drawn too close, believe it or not, I've seen worse!! The Suprised look, the Angry look, the Extra Long look, I've seen it all!

  86. aimz says – reply to this


    686

    i would wear my eyebrows like that if u gave me 5 billion dollars! :]

  87. hub says – reply to this


    687

    if I was Madonna's daughter (LOURDES)… I would shave them too lol

  88. Mat'sMoe says – reply to this


    688

    If Icould kick your ass

  89. suze says – reply to this


    689

    i wanted to take the attention away from my fug mouth, OR convince the world I'm completely capable of the crazed actions of lying in the most heinous manner to get hm tickets.

  90. Rachel says – reply to this


    690

    I WOULD wear my eyebrows like that if? I DO wear my eyebrows like that.

  91. courtneysue says – reply to this


    691

    Perez Hilton!

  92. tim says – reply to this


    692

    If I were a partially blind drag queen with one eye in the city and the other in the country. omg…is that right? did I win?

  93. Jenn says – reply to this


    693

    If I was high on crystal meth like Britney

  94. bry says – reply to this


    694

    Re: what a ugly bish – I'm so tired of white girls doing drugs and showing everyone their vaginas………white trash.

  95. DrZ says – reply to this


    695

    I was a dirty, lying' spic.

  96. Patryck Cod'e says – reply to this


    696

    I were a drag queen on chemo!

  97. mmm says – reply to this


    697

    were insane

  98. babystar says – reply to this


    698

    If my name was casper and I was from East Los

  99. lease says – reply to this


    699

    i was in the vatos locos forever homey

  100. lease says – reply to this


    700

    i was in the vatos locos forever homey

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