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  1. nov says – reply to this


    801

    Re: CLOSE THE BITCH DOWN
    p.s. someone give this person a midol?

  2. AngryWhiteGurl says – reply to this


    802

    an ugly immigrant of questionable status, with 3 babies and no baby daddy, who was living off of taxpayer's money and was teaching my 6 year old daughter to lie and cheat, and disrespect Americans who serve our country in the military.

    2 dollar crack whore!!

  3. smac says – reply to this


    803

    I were a dirty mexican. baha

  4. stefano says – reply to this


    804

    If I could attach the earthworms with superglue.

  5. Kellie says – reply to this


    805

    I wanted you to know I was trying to steal your soul

  6. Adriana says – reply to this


    806

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if I was a chola. Hahahaha!!
    Dammit,now I have that song stuck in my head.

  7. Kimmy says – reply to this


    807

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if I accidently shaved them off and was stupid enough to cover them up in eyeliner (I really would have just given my self bangs; problem solved).

  8. AngryWhiteGurl says – reply to this


    808

    fuckin' beaners…

  9. Luci says – reply to this


    809

    I was dead and my family wanted to make a mockery of my corpse.

  10. rando says – reply to this


    810

    Re: leslie Lee – that poor thing is the woman who lied and said her husband died in Iraq…to get Hannah Montana tickets…no wait she got her daughter to lie in an essay….silly goose

  11. Trevor says – reply to this


    811

    All I had for makeup was a Sharpie.

  12. amy says – reply to this


    812

    Who the fuck is this? Isn't it the mom who lied for the Hannah Montana tickets?

  13. JOHN@WABB.COM says – reply to this


    813

    i was going for Heath Ledger's look as the Joker in the new Batman! "Wait till they get a load o me!"

  14. C says – reply to this


    814

    if there was a gun pointed at my head…and who is this, anyways?

  15. PKE says – reply to this


    815

    ig i were jainna!! haha

  16. sara says – reply to this


    816

    I were Mommy Dearest!

  17. PKE says – reply to this


    817

    if i were jainna!! haha

  18. jerry says – reply to this


    818

    a mexican

  19. gina says – reply to this


    819

    If I didn't know that you weren't suppose to use your lipliner as an eyebrow pencil and if I was a stupid chola on crack, lol

  20. Zen says – reply to this


    820

    (Perez says):I would wear my eyebrows like that because I regularly FART them off and get fucked in the ass with a HUGH strap on.

  21. munchichim says – reply to this


    821

    …if an airplane needed to make an emergency landing on the bridge of my nose!!!!!

  22. down with mexico says – reply to this


    822

    Re: fuck you

    HAHAHAHA you're ignorance seizes to amaze me.
    i can guarantee you, being from the great state of Texas that without any of the fucking stupid ass illegal immigrants for one:
    -there would be less hit and runs (get some fucking car insurance)
    -all "low paying" jobs would be spoken for by the poverous, uneducated, or disabled who have no other means of finding jobs-that's just how economics works.
    -WE DO NOT NEED ILLEGALS TO FUNCTION, GET OVER YOURSELVES-in fact it has been proven that sans the illegals and the crime rate will drop as well as the high school drop out rate.
    so, once again, learn your shit before you start spewing irrelevant and false information.

  23. E says – reply to this


    823

    …I was a Samuri

  24. LaUrA says – reply to this


    824

    i had to…..OR didnt have eyebrows

  25. Molly says – reply to this


    825

    i had a huge penis like this bitch

  26. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


    826

    Re: Diana – Ha! Lets not forget the "Puerto Rican blonde" Where they bleach the hair orange and, put in the greasy corn rows.

  27. DAVE says – reply to this


    827

    If I sucked at life.

  28. char says – reply to this


    828

    i were playing an ugly alien on an old star trek episode

  29. mimi says – reply to this


    829

    if i wore my lipliner in that way.

  30. kristin says – reply to this


    830

    wait… Are those real or did you make them in paint perez?

  31. mexican says – reply to this


    831

    Re: JOSH – okay like i said before you fucking dumbasses need to stop with this fuvking mexican crap!!! you stupid fucked in the head white people wear your eye brows like that too!!! so FUCK OFF!!!

  32. melissa says – reply to this


    832

    only u paid my ass.

  33. MamaMegan says – reply to this


    833

    if I were going to play the Joker's wife in the new Batman movie!

  34. hill says – reply to this


    834

    i had down syndrome

  35. shoedog95 says – reply to this


    835

    … if I lived in Garland, Texas! Whoops! She already lives there..

  36. JayJay ( First ) says – reply to this


    836

    …. if it was halloween and i was making fun of her (; .. Umm Girl u better grow ur eyebrows .. they look DISGUSTING !.. :/.. looks like someone bitch slapped u !

  37. alexa says – reply to this


    837

    my real ones got burnt off

  38. dick says – reply to this


    838

    If it would help me board TOM CAT's spaceship!

  39. we are!! says – reply to this


    839

    if i shaved my eyebrows like my best friend

  40. janette says – reply to this


    840

    i was on a lot of crack!

  41. ginger says – reply to this


    841

    … this is so fucking funny… she wore her eyebrows like that, just to be on perezhilton site.

  42. char says – reply to this


    842

    if i burnt them off doin meth…cuz thats obviously what this girl is doing…haha

  43. down with mexico says – reply to this


    843

    Re: DUMB ASS PEOPLE

    what in the hell are you spewing out of your ass?
    our lawn men are actually not MEXICAN, they are Salvadorian, because we trust them more than the low life illegals mexico brings over.

    India has enforced it's borders against Mexicans-want to know why?
    THEY DO NOT WANT THE IDIOTS BREEDING IN THEIR COUNTRY SUCH AS MEXICANS!

    you are all objectifying yourself now. i said ILLEGAL immigrants and this woman happened to be hispanic so get the fuck over yourself :) thanks!

  44. Scott R. says – reply to this


    844

    …if I were a cartoon.

  45. Tiffany says – reply to this


    845

    i was mexican

  46. mena says – reply to this


    846

    crayola markers were the new eye brow drawers!

  47. Camille says – reply to this


    847

    I was on chemo.

  48. Ha Ha says – reply to this


    848

    …if I was response #714 Down with Mexico. (Tee Hee.)

  49. Lolajr says – reply to this


    849

    I was a Mii

  50. Abby says – reply to this


    850

    if i was trying to look like shitt!

  51. Mike says – reply to this


    851

    I was a crank whore and sat around plucking my eyebrows all day wishing I got banged.

  52. rot mexican bitch says – reply to this


    852

    If I was going to see Hannah Montana on a fake bullshit essay I wrote for my 6 year old. Dumb mexican bitch go back to mexico. Making up a story that daddy was killed in Iraq. What good honest morals you teach your daughter, stupid beaner. Get the fuck out of our country you disgrace of a human being

  53. Dr. Smith says – reply to this


    853

    Re: down with mexico – Wow, that was ignorant, you must be poorly educated, but thats ok, the world needs racist pathetic no good for nothings too…. right?

  54. Pisticals says – reply to this


    854

    Re: jennifer – Jen! Get yer ass to Fantasticals!

  55. Maxwell says – reply to this


    855

    I found out Britney wanted me to be her lawyer!!!

  56. chi says – reply to this


    856

    who is that!

  57. Fulton Greenwall says – reply to this


    857

    … that fat fag Perez Hilton would put me on his website!

  58. down with mexico says – reply to this


    858

    Re: …

    i 100% agree with you. hiring of illegals is just as bad as being one. you may not be the immigrant, but you are supporting their illegal stay in the United States of America-not Mexican't country.

  59. Michelle says – reply to this


    859

    Blind

  60. Krisp says – reply to this


    860

    I wanted to be mexican

  61. Anna says – reply to this


    861

    I would wear my eyebrows like that if i were Polly Pocket.

  62. proudtobemexican says – reply to this


    862

    Re: DUMB ASS PEOPLE – who ever this is i fucking love you!! (not in a creepy way) thats fucking right they teach spanish in classes!!!

  63. christian says – reply to this


    863

    ..if a was a true hardcore paisa…aye guey!!

  64. Michelle says – reply to this


    864

    Had no arms and had to let my 3yr old do it for me

  65. Ha Ha says – reply to this


    865

    …if I were response # 714 Down with Mexico. (Tee Hee)

  66. Laughable says – reply to this


    866

    Re: Verodemort – Ditto! It's hill-freakin'larious!

  67. k.c. says – reply to this


    867

    Re: Jeff Zacuto – That is too funny………I know what your referring to LOL. ♥ that show!!

  68. kittenwithawhip says – reply to this


    868

    If I just got out of cancer camp.

  69. thats_right says – reply to this


    869

    If Im a Mexican

  70. LOLARZ PANTS says – reply to this


    870

    I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him DIE.

  71. mary says – reply to this


    871

    I was part of the Cirque du Solei!

  72. sam says – reply to this


    872

    i was actually a wii character

  73. Graig says – reply to this


    873

    The only right answer is mexican

  74. iluvbritney says – reply to this


    874

    If I were a dirty ass mexican that owned to many sharpies!!!

  75. jaya says – reply to this


    875

    If I was 99 and couldn't grow eyebrows….nasty

  76. Jay Bahl says – reply to this


    876

    IF I LOST A BET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Noodles says – reply to this


    877

    Subcon did eyebrows like this after he met Mr. Sugarbar in a dark alley one night.

  78. mlnf says – reply to this


    878

    …. I were a chola :-)

  79. Joker Face says – reply to this


    879

    I was trying to play the Joker from Batman in my life.

  80. no way says – reply to this


    880

    …it was Halloween and I wanted to scare little children!

  81. O'dlay Holmes!!! Mi Barrio!!! says – reply to this


    881

    I was a dumb beaner chola.

    But im not so I dont. But IM sure she thinks shes hot as do most Mexican gang banger chicks who wear their makeup like Dracula.

  82. Lisa V. says – reply to this


    882

    if they were burned off and sharpies were the last form of eyebrow pencil left on the face of this earth!!!

  83. Sexxy Biotch says – reply to this


    883

    Some one put a f***ing gun to my head!

  84. Chris says – reply to this


    884

    a Cholla threatened to cut me ear to ear if i didn't….

  85. Sexxy Biotch says – reply to this


    885

    Some one put a f***ing gun to my head!

  86. darren says – reply to this


    886

    she looks like Batman

  87. down with mexico says – reply to this


    887

    Re: Dr. Smith

    oh yeah, so poorly educated, graduated with a GPA of 3.725 on a 4.0 scale and i am continuing in a university to received my masters…

    it is not racism..www.dictionary.com can help you out with the meaning of words "dr. smith."

    and to "proudtobemexican" get the fuck back to mexico-you are the exact type of shit we do not want here. and no they should not teach spanish in schools unless the student is voluntarily learning for their own personal benefit.

    here is a concept that might be hard for you all to grasp-if you were to move to say germany, what would make you SOOOOO fucking great that you would continue to speak spanish in a german/deutsch speaking country?

    NOTHING! so why should you act like america and texas none the less are yours at free will?

    if you move to china, you learn any of the variations of chinese, you move to mexico you learn spanish, and you move to america you learn fucking english.

    do not expect americans to change their ways for some idiot of an illegal.

  88. Lisa says – reply to this


    888

    I was blind

  89. Lisa says – reply to this


    889

    I was blind

  90. leslie says – reply to this


    890

    If my eyebrows were burnt off in a horrid accident.

  91. ... says – reply to this


    891

    Re: down with mexico – I actually think that morally, hiring illegals is worse than being one, because the people who do it typically can afford to pay a fair wage if they want, and are just doing it because of their greed

  92. JEN says – reply to this


    892

    IF I WAS CHRISSY THAT WORKED AT AWDI

  93. grossed out says – reply to this


    893

    gross wtf is that tatooed or drawn with a sharpie that is so sad she went on national tv like that. Jessica Alba and Fergie did their makeup when they lived in Cali as unknowns actually both of them still do their makeup like that lol damn Perez you keep posting Jessica Alba's LONG LOST relatives all over your site! first that witch guy and now this woman

  94. fuck you again!!! says – reply to this


    894

    Re: down with mexico – i do have my fucking facts straight!! and for you to be calling me ignorant wen your going around saying immagrants need to go back to their country!!! wat a dumb fuck!!! okay first of all illegal immigrants arent the onlyones comiting crimes you dumbass before they came our crime rate was high so kicking people out is only going to make people madder than they are which will make crime rate shoot up!! so it looks like you need to get your facts straight!! and like i said before you dumb fuck rich white ass people arent going to do all the fucking dirty job because your all lazy good for nothing fucking REDNECKS from texas!! so shut the fuck up!!!!

  95. Rob says – reply to this


    895

    … if i had a forehead like hers !!!

  96. ghjk says – reply to this


    896

    i was a chonga

  97. Sarah says – reply to this


    897

    i was a mexican with a sharpie.

  98. CHOLA says – reply to this


    898

    IF… I leaned like a chola!

  99. Wendis says – reply to this


    899

    if I were on the Maury Povich show.

  100. slick says – reply to this


    900

    the circus was in town!

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