It's Written In The Cards

Filed under: Britney Spears > Hillary Clinton

We couldn't make this up!

Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba, also known as Mexico's Grand Warlock, holds up Tarot cards as he gives his traditional predictions for the new year in Mexico City on Thursday.

El Warlock, who has been giving his yearly predictions since 1980, predicted for this year that Hillary Clinton will win the U.S. presidential elections and on the entertainment side, that Britney Spears will commit suicide.

That may happen sooner than we all think!

Check out all the Britney craziness…below.

Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:37 am / Email this »

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Prncssusie says – reply to this

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i pray that none of that happens.
(i) says – reply to this

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this sort of sucks.
cait says – reply to this

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?
lety says – reply to this

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For a minute there i thought that was fidel castro, lol.
os says – reply to this

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NO freakin way
Me Me Me says – reply to this

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poor brit
c says – reply to this

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1st
Alberto says – reply to this

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Hmm, not nice, Perez. But, then again, he IS the Grand Warlock.
rr says – reply to this

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what an awful prediction…Obama won the first caucus…ahaha I hope britney gets better for the sake of her children

FIRST!
Gummi says – reply to this

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Oh god…Hilary…shoot me now.
.. says – reply to this

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you're a douche.
.. says – reply to this

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you're a douche.
.. says – reply to this

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you're a douche.
m says – reply to this

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oh my god. i was just thinking that.
i bet it will happen.
t says – reply to this

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first
angela says – reply to this

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i would be heartbroken if brit brit bit the big one
Trisha says – reply to this

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I dont think i believe this guy I mean hilary lost the first caucas today and sadly I dont see hilary becoming the next president but I can see britney committing suicide but I think we could have all predicted that
random says – reply to this

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Thats freaky - hope its not true for the kids sakes!
chloe says – reply to this

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woah!
rwe says – reply to this

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how often is he right?
Mikey Aguilar says – reply to this

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Damn! Im still a fan of Britney! I feel so bad for her! Im Praying for you Britney! You'll Get through this!
krystal says – reply to this

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that's a fucked up looking dude
diM says – reply to this

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first! is he saddam hussein?
Zina says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Maddi says – reply to this

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ooo…creepy. that kind of weirds me out a bit. Is he actually legit?
vicky says – reply to this

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wow, you sound so excited perez
Aldo says – reply to this

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Please remove this post, this is beyond wrong. God is watching our actions, please dont go this route.
derek says – reply to this

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commiting suicide isn't a joke you ASS
WIlliam says – reply to this

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But have his past predictions been correct?
anita says – reply to this

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crazy whore should die and let her kids grow up in peace!!!
nancy says – reply to this

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boo.

no to clinton.
Jenna says – reply to this

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Mexico has a Grand Warlock?
annie says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
ds says – reply to this

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fds
Deebo says – reply to this

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this is stupid….
mick says – reply to this

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he needs to pull card up your ass perez.
Yeah Right says – reply to this

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Barack Obama 4 Life!!! Fuck Hilary.
kansas says – reply to this

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34th!
Wes says – reply to this

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Damn…
Rebecca says – reply to this

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that could happen, I think we all seen it coming. Bad thing is that Britney dosen't think she needs to help, I feel sorry for her as she needs help
muerto says – reply to this

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He looks like Fidel
Kate says – reply to this

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i put this all on coincidence
coco says – reply to this

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first!
carlo says – reply to this

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crazyyy.
Me says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU
Aaron says – reply to this

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First!
no way!!! says – reply to this

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IF SHE DOES PEREZ, YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR…GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT
Perez Sux says – reply to this

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Darn, he didn't predict that Perez would commit suicide? Guess we have to put up with your fat a$$ for a few more years.
UGH says – reply to this

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oMG WHATEVSSSSSSSSSSSS

LEAVE THIS BITCH ALONE GODDAMN
PEOPLE WILL STOP AT NOTHING….

UNTIL PEOPLE SEE HER DEAD LIKE ANNA NICOLE..

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUCKED UP GOD HELP US ALL WE ARE ALL IN HELL ALREADY
Brittany says – reply to this

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That's a shocker.
Cindy says – reply to this

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That's scary
joey says – reply to this

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not cool
justin g says – reply to this

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i heard britney just died in the hospital
Justin says – reply to this

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Rot in Hell Perez!!!…. Britney dies, you have nothing. Everybody just pray for her!
britneyspears says – reply to this

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that's mean
sdlfkjasdlkj says – reply to this

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FIRst
Chelle says – reply to this

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I actually use to think this sight was pretty cool, until tonight! YOU seriously need help for expoliting her this way! I mean famous or not she is a real person AND there are alot of friends and family that are worried sick about her now! Have some dignity!
devilpigcunts says – reply to this

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bitch is gonna die yall! ya! let's go to starbucks topless in her honor yall! when we hold candlelite vigial we will be topless holdin starbucks and singin gimme more to her toxic cunt as it bleeds on santa monica blvd as sheryl crow scratches her uno breast! fuck ya!
Sara Jane says – reply to this

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FIRst
jess says – reply to this

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how's his track record though?
puppies are soft says – reply to this

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VooDoo man might be onto something(hopefully!)…Britney is a hopeless fucked up mess…her children should become sole custody of Kevin…what the fuck is wrong with the US judicial system??? Bitch needs her tubes tied if she survives…
Samantha says – reply to this

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MOOHAHAHA
Joanne says – reply to this

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Dang that's sad.
Steph says – reply to this

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unfortunately I think He's right about Britney
domlennyjoe says – reply to this

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first?
Brian says – reply to this

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Professor Antonio Vazquez "Don't Call Me Latino" Alba

THIRD!
lon says – reply to this

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he is saying what is obvious, that doesn't make him a real psychic.
Amy says – reply to this

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That's real funny, but it seems to me as if this fellow is far more crazy than Britney.
balllllin says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ….i am officially done with your site. I always thought you knew when to act serious but that comment was uncalled for. Britney is hopefully getting the help she needs right now, and her children will have their mommy back soon in a healthy state. Pray for B and her boo boo's- do not make jokes about them! BRIT YOUR FANS LOVE YOU!!!!
Concerned Reader says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you and your site , but i'm really disturbed about how much you talk about Britney committing suicide in the future. You've said everywhere from on your site to the view, and suicide is not an issue to be taken this lightly. I know Britney needs help, but she doesn't need death. When drugs take over your mind, you lose control, and hearing stuff like this only adds fuel to the fire. We all want her to get help, so PLEASE stop talking about a possible suicide.
Joel says – reply to this

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I just cannot believe there's someone like you. You are one of the worst men I've ever known. I mean, how can you feel happy with the suffering of others? You're so disgusting, not for being a horrible, fat, stupid man but because you're such a nasty imbecil. I hope the one who dies soon is you. That would be great for the world. Asqueroso puto pendejo.
first says – reply to this

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has he ever been right?
deb says – reply to this

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Shame on you and anyone else who thinks that having a mother who is dead is o.k. Britney needs help and is sick, that is nothing to laugh at.
Dani says – reply to this

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FUCKING NUTS PEREZ!!! HOW DO YOU GET THIS SHIT??? I LOVE YOU BABY!!! HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEAR!
Melissa says – reply to this

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AHAHA i would rather believe Sylvia Brown then dude with crazy eyebrows and beard . L0VE Y0U PEREZ!!!!!!!
Professor says – reply to this

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I would rather have britney off herself than have another Clinton as president.
je says – reply to this

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not cool, don't post shit like that. it's scary, because it is a possibility with the way things are going.

i'm praying for her.
Melissa says – reply to this

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AHAHA i would rather believe Sylvia Brown then dude with crazy eyebrows and beard . L0VE Y0U PEREZ!!!!!!!
danijela says – reply to this

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people dont want her to commit suicide, just to get her life back to normal…
amy says – reply to this

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that might mean that her ego will die and she will be reborn. doesnt have to mean she will physicaly die
L.T. says – reply to this

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when she doesn't win, I doubt you will re-post this
Perez Sux says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, I think you and Harvey Levin should get together and make a sex tape. You make the perfect pair. Two pieces of scum that profit off of the demise of other people.
whatever says – reply to this

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uhm…. Billary Rodram lost the Iowa caucus…. wow this guy rocks!
trailor trash kin says – reply to this

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God save us all……haha …..hopefully Shitney will suceed and Clinton will be defeated!
Sandye says – reply to this

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Ya know what's sad? Mama Lynne is probably already trying to figure out how to make money off of this. I wonder who she will sell her story to??
trailor trash kin says – reply to this

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God save us all……haha …..hopefully Shitney will succeed and Clinton will be defeated!
Concerned Reader says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you and your site , but i'm really disturbed about how much you talk about Britney committing suicide in the future. You've said everywhere from on your site to the view, and suicide is not an issue to be taken this lightly. I know Britney needs help, but she doesn't need death. When drugs take over your mind, you lose control, and hearing stuff like this only adds fuel to the fire. We all want her to get help, so PLEASE stop talking about a possible suicide. And no, I'm not (and never have been) a Britney fan, but at the same time I don't want a 26 year old to end her life and abandon her kids because of drugs and negative influences (such as these 'predictions' )
FREE WILL says – reply to this

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you are so outta control perez. the fact that you are wishing for this shows the depths of your pain. may you and britney both get the help that you need. you are both very wounded people expressing those wounds in ways that compliment eachother quite well. just know that if she does choose to end her life that you have contributed. you are already a tortured soul, this will send you over the edge. your gender dysmorphia has made you blindly cruel. take the hormones, see a shrink and let yourself be who you think you should have been born as ( a woman) and leave these girls alone!
Acey says – reply to this

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Obama won the caucus… But if I were Britney I probably would have killed myself a long time ago! I feel bad for her, but its kind of her own doing.
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
myfriendDavio says – reply to this

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Girl you tweekin?

go to bed!
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
m says – reply to this

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Perez your an ass your going to far now
TOETOETOETOETOE says – reply to this

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I HOPE NOT
bee says – reply to this

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HILLARY??? Nooooooooooooo… Have his predictions ever been accurate???
Bella says – reply to this

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o.m.g
that is so sad about Britney.
I HOPE that's not true.
I will DIE if she does, god forbid.
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