It's Written In The Cards

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We couldn't make this up!

Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba, also known as Mexico's Grand Warlock, holds up Tarot cards as he gives his traditional predictions for the new year in Mexico City on Thursday.

El Warlock, who has been giving his yearly predictions since 1980, predicted for this year that Hillary Clinton will win the U.S. presidential elections and on the entertainment side, that Britney Spears will commit suicide.

That may happen sooner than we all think!

Check out all the Britney craziness…below.

    Posted: Jan 4, 2008 at 5:37 am / Email this  »

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    1. JF says – reply to this


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      You should be ashamed by posting this… This is just TRULY innaceptable. You are dirty from the inside out to feel the way you feel about this sitution… I'm not impressed

    2. FUCKYOU says – reply to this


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      OMGGG yu are a fuckiinngggggggggg BASTARD i really hope you read thiss !!! yu douche ! wtf iss wrong with you..yu fat asshole..i dnt give a fuck if someone doesnt agree with me..for the people who are sayin she shuld commit suicide yu honestly have something wrong wit yu..its really no wonder even if she does commit suicide cuz of ppl like yu perez..yu are a disgrace seriouslyy..why wuld yu make fun of this situation..yu really wanna b a huge celebrity by posting up all this crap about people..honey sorry to say yur fat nd ugly its not gonna happen..idk if yu noticed but everythin yu say about britney is basically wht yu are..i bet yu take crack as well nd den yu go ahead nd make fun of ppl..yu dnttttttt noe what people go thru nd why they smoke or take drugs so yu shuldnttt fuckin make fun of dem..yu are sooooooooo judgemental about everythin..how do yu live with yourself????

    3. lolli says – reply to this


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      what is wrong with you people? suicide is not a joke, or entertaining. Shame on you all who find this entertaining, and shame on you Perez. You contribute to the madness of Britney Spears life, and igf you think you don't please prove of all otherwise.

    4. Chelsi says – reply to this


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      sure brit brit is pretty screwed up but i find it pretty fucken sick that you perez would post something like that on your page. you would probably hope that something that unfortunite would happen so that you would have some more bullshit to put up here. then maybe you could even put some kinda spin on it just like oyur style.

    5. sophie says – reply to this


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      im a mexican and i have no idea who the fuck is that man

    6. tiffany says – reply to this


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      brittney is doing what alot of no good mothers are doing she's just a star so it shows alot more and i think that the more nosier people are the more freakier her situation is gonna get

    7. kay says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for britt I hope non of this happens and britt lives

    8. MiGUELL! says – reply to this


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      THATT FATT FUCkERR!
      BRiTNEYYY WiLL BE ALiVEE FOR EVERR!!!!
      ilOVEHER!!!!!!!

    9. Andrea says – reply to this


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      OMG i kinda only care about the britney part.
      Pour gurl she has talent everyone has seen it she just out of it right now there should be a relative taking care of her
      she has the power to make a big comeback
      Brit Im still a fan and we know u can do it if u really want to.

    10. Andrea says – reply to this


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      fuck u # 59

    11. Angela says – reply to this


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      Until today I was a big fan of your site, but I am really disappointed…how can you posted that?? what were you thinking? it is clear that she is not well, she suffers from bipolar disorder, she is an ill person and needs all the compassion from us. My boyfriend's brother suffered from the same illness (for 10 years) and he committed suicide last summer, it was terrible and traumatic for all of us. Why don;t you learn more about this illness and then for sure you would not have posted this. Britney is so low at the moment and in such a bad condition that If she ever reads your article she will do it. I use to laugh at your comments and I really liked you and I am not a britney's fan and I think she have made very bad decisions in her life….. but what you just have done is BAD BAD BAD…. no debiste hacerlo … perez… you sounded even excited with this info.

    12. 2V says – reply to this


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      I think that the prediction of some ones' death, especially if the person is emotionally vulnerable, is just wrong. I'm not defending any body, but how do you think Britney will feel when she finds out that a famous warlock has predicted her death and that every body gossips about it? Isn't that depressing?

    13. kathy says – reply to this


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      omfg yeahh i saw this on the news and he claimed that britney was going to be found dead in a hotel room (or something like that) from an exaggerated drug overdose. hope it doesnt turn out to be true.

    14. b says – reply to this


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      omg that wud b so fukn sad..
      hollyywood wud never be the same
      brits the shit! sane or insane shes still rocks my socks!

    15. faby says – reply to this


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      Re: WIlliam – yes he's really good i know him, because i m mexican too his past predicitions have been true so i trust him

    16. Sylvie says – reply to this


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      Perez… i think you are hilarious… except for this! if she does commit suicide, people like you will have played a part… so how does that make you feel?

    17. Mindy says – reply to this


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      "predicted for this year that Hillary Clinton will win the U.S. presidential elections"

      OH, HELL NO.

    18. hopskotchin_hilary says – reply to this


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      wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! GO HILARY!!!! screw obama.. so wat if he won the first caucus? there's wayyy more to go!!!! HILARY IS GONNA WIN!!! get ready for it biotches!

    19. Normal says – reply to this


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      Re: Joel – you should not be wishing death on Perez or anyone else for that matter. If you don't like or agree with his site and or views, don't visit it anymore!

    20. Cameron says – reply to this


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      Instead of posting things about her killing herself, you need to stop being a self centered fat ass drama queen and support her. So what if she doesnt like you? Its nothing abnormal, trust me. This isnt a joke anymore, if it ever has been. And this is not funny at all, "predicting" she will kill herself. Don't you take into consideration that she has 2 kids? What if she snapped and did kill herself? Imagine, the two boys growing up without her. Don't you see how much happier they are with her than they are with him? Of course not, the only time you even open your eyes is to look in the mirror. And what do you see when you do that? A self centered fat ass drama queen.

      Wake the fuck up and get a life!

    21. Pato says – reply to this


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      If she dies, you will have killed her. And you know it.

    22. Nendee says – reply to this


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      I sincerely hope the suicide prediction in particular does not happen. Being a Canadian Im not too too interested in your politics. But no decent human being should ever wish suicide on anyone!! Peace xoxo

    23. mistress maya says – reply to this


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      perez you are a sick (fat) fuck!

    24. tal says – reply to this


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      i always thought that you want her to kill herself.now you are showing your true colors…you are evil

    25. tal says – reply to this


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      YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.YOU ARE SICK BEYOND WORDS.REMOVE THIS POST

    26. TO ALL YOU LOSERS says – reply to this


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      Learn a few things:

      • Perez does not read your stupid postings. He's busy trying to write new posts for the main page, why on earth would he trudge through the thousands of posts written by idiots who think he actually reads them. He's not a dolt.

      • You are here reading this because you love the shock value of it all. You are not here to read how sweet all the celebrities are and how many nice charitable things they have done. Don't deny your visit to PerezHilton was for dirt, plain and simple. If you were a baptist, you'd have a disguise on and be in a liquor store.

      • Everyone has problems. They are usually 90% of our own doing. In this case I think Brit falls into that category. She is 100% responsible for herself. Period.

      • Stop wasting your time posting and reading MY post. You're getting to be more of a loser with every passing second. Go do something nice in the world yourself with this free time you throw around!

    27. ann says – reply to this


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      i thought it was a pic of joey lawrence in character, but then i thought "wait he has to be a 'working' actor to be in character"… oh well.

    28. BLO says – reply to this


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      I try not to believe in predictions, or even horsoscopes, but this man has predicted events thart HAVE actually happened in the past, and has been very acturate in his timings.
      I sure pray to God that this time He is wrong, for her good & the well being of her babies.

    29. BLO says – reply to this


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      I try not to believe in predictions, or even horsoscopes, but this man has predicted events thart HAVE actually happened in the past, and has been very acturate in his timings.
      I sure pray to God that this time He is wrong, for her good & the well being of her babies.

    30. kiki says – reply to this


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      NOT FUNNY! If you wanna have a website anymore you better pray to whatever the hell you believe in that this doesn't happen. She needs HELP and she'll get help but that help won't mean anything if people like YOU don't stop HARRASSING her. Leave her alone. She'll get better faster.

    31. marla says – reply to this


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      the britney thing may be true, i hope not though but hillary clinton will NEVER be the prsident… despite what some may think, americans are smarter than that

    32. marla says – reply to this


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      Re: destiny – amazing!! well said!!

    33. He'sAFake says – reply to this


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      what a fake - last year he "predicted" that brad and angelina would split up and Mexico would become the 51st state.

    34. justine says – reply to this


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      perez you sound like you want britney dead

    35. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I rebuke that, in the name of Jesus Christ.

    36. carrie glt says – reply to this


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      i dont care if an alien wins as long as HILARY DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    37. angie says – reply to this


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      es el brujo mayor como dices solo espero k britney de verdad no se suicidie

    38. Jamie-Lynn cant keep her legs shut says – reply to this


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      Can we burn the dude if he's wrong?? hahahahahaha

    39. GO HILLARY!!! says – reply to this


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      FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR WOMENS RIGHTS… IF YOUR A WOMEN WHO DOESENT VOTE FOR HILLARY, THEN YOUR IGNORANT ASS SHOULD GO CHOP YOUR BOOBS OFF AND GROW A BIG HARRY DICK!!!!!

      AND FOR ALL THOSE GUYS WHO CANT HANLDE HOW SMART SHE IS…
      YOU VOTED FOR BUSH DIDN'T YOU?

    40. might be true says – reply to this


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      i remember that he predicted about 911 and the sunami and it happened…this is scary because he doesnt mess around seriously!

    41. tete says – reply to this


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      Re: josh
      dum ass

    42. iiiiiii says – reply to this


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      te amoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugadai komu

    43. Ivey says – reply to this


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      I hope hte 2nd one is false! The first one Im not to sure about =/

    44. Realist says – reply to this


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      Not being an american, I can only say any president would be better than GWB, even Britney. Maybe they could commit suicide together - now that would be funny news.

    45. Susan says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenna
      Yes, they do. Are going to give some racists comments about mexicans now? SHUT UP

    46. jess says – reply to this


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      omg this is sooo sad. poor girl, hopefully that doesnt happens =[

    47. NoRaA says – reply to this


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      i think god knows best for her but if brit asks for it it shall be granted!

    48. Paparazzi’s like Perez= Idiots says – reply to this


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      What a horrible prediction and a DISGUSTING thing to even discuss! Perez it's people like you who continuously sabotage Britney that will ultimately lead to her suicide. If that ever happens you're the idiot that everyone can point a finger too!

    49. hatin perez says – reply to this


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      My prediction this new years… PEREZ GOES DOWN THE DRAIN!

    50. Lele says – reply to this


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      I hope that his prediction will not come true. Suicide is the worst think a person could do. My family is getting true our heards broken couse my Tio (uncle) commit suiciede an december 30, 2007 and this was the worst new years of my life. He was a good person but I guess nobody could help him. Some times people cant be help. But I hope that somebody helps Brit couse I think the preg. one after the other is afecting her. Well I realy dont know couse I could not help my uncle.

    51. Tee Hee says – reply to this


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      The man actually has a pretty good track record, so yeah his predictions(even though morbid) have come true in the past…. so here's looking at ya Hil!!! WOOOTTT!!!!!! Go Dems :D and sorry Brit Brit.

    52. IvelinaBG says – reply to this


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      Britney will definately commit suicide!!! Hahahaahahha

    53. Pinga Grande says – reply to this


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      Bleh. You don't need to be a crazy-ass Sadam Hussein-looking Mexican, hold some stupid Satanic card (or have an IQ for that matter) to know that!

    54. nobody says – reply to this


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      I hope that he is wrong. I feel bad for Britney. I hope she gets better.

    55. Kylie says – reply to this


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      I feel for Brit,Okay she is not the perfect mom but clealy loves her boys,has anyone ever thought that alot of her break downs are a result of the people who print them,as for her this prediction this guy should get a life and some brains.

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