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Brooke Hogan is lobbying hard for a spot on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars!
The failed pop star recently had an "audition" for the show and even has her dad, the Hulkster, pushing to get her a spot on the show.
We think it's a great idea.
Post-op transsexuals need someone they can look up to!
If they don't cast Brooke, they need to have Candis Cayne on the new season of DWTS
Posted: January 6, 2008 at 8:02 pm



I really like Brooke, but I wish she would stop wearing these clothes!!! She has a gorgeous body and doesn't need to put every bit of it on display.
get those fucking things off her legs!
FIRST AGAIN BITCHES!!!!!
Trannie!
No one wants to see them man legs in glitter!
I love those chaps!
Who is she? Looks like a hooker.
FIRST puto's
what´s with the jeans? yeeek!
amazing.
i thought you had to be a star at some point to get on this show
I thought Brooke said on the show that she would never cut her hair….what happened or is that an old photo? She would be great on DWTS, she would give the show a little more spice.
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What's with the pants??
first
she looks like a dude.
nice pants.
first first!
oh how stupid is first…oooohhh ahhhh
lol
9th Whores!!
OMG, thought that was the mom when I sae the photos! HAHAHA! Poor Brooke!
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What the hell is she wearing????
First?
FIRST!
haha. wow.
That family is fucked in the head.
Her brother is on trail for vehicular manslaughter, her parents are possibly to blame and are getting divorced, and SHE wants to get on to fucking Dancing with the fucking Stars for fucking publicity.
Nice job Mr and Mrs Hogan. You raised a clueless and very fucked up family.
That looks like her mom in the second picture
Why pick on this woman? She's obviously hard working and trying to make her way….it's not her fault her brother messed up she deserves her chance like anyone else. You don't see her out getting DUIs and using drugs…she just wants a chance to be successful and it seems like she is willing to work hard to get there. Gees, you really hate women, don't you? Why is the media so much harder on women than men? I'd really like to know what a woman is SUPPOSED to do to be considered "OK" in the media's eye….
Maybe it will help her lose weight?
Who would be her partner? I hope it's Cheryl or Karina!
BEEFY! Who made those pants? They need to be jailed.
Well at least she has her underwear on!!! Looks like she is trying way too hard to make us look.
well i think this would be a great idea for brooke to perform in dwts….BUT i think she would totally have to wear more clothes n less showing por favor =]……
is that brooke hogan or her mother!!!!
I thought for a minute that was Courtenay Love in her glory days. Jesus, can she not afford a pair of pants that arent all cut up??
ew. she can't sing or dance
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER IN THESE PICS —- JUST LIKE HER 45+ YEAR OLD MOTHER —- DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING HERE? SHE'S NOT EVEN 21 YET AND SHE LOOKS LIKE HER MIDDLE AGED MOTHER!!! LAY OFF THE SPACKLE MAKE UP BROOKIE.
Who the hell dresses this retard? And wtf is with her nasty old-looking face? This bitch needs an extreme makeover! no wonder she failed as a popstar!
Re: Kit – How about NOT dressing like a lobotomized tramp? How about NOT acting like a lobotomized tramp? If she didn't have a somewhat famous dad, do you think anyone would hire her as a singer? Even with her dad's connections and cash, all she can get are a few mall gigs because she sucks as a performer
I like Brook and think she's a nice girl. Lets give her some slack people.
Take notice of this all you up and coming wannabe stars.When you have NO TALENT that is how you have to dress(or undress),to get someone to notice you.Works everytime.
that skank is just nasty to look at
I dont really care about this person …. But
PEREZ I LOVE YOU SOO FRIGGN' MUCH !!
what in the world is she wearing
What the hell is she wearing — check out those jeans (or what's left of them). Instead of going on DWTS, maybe she should go on "What Not to Wear".
Candis Cayne should TOTALLY be on the next season of DWTS! Brooke should be on it, too. It'll help her get in better shape and it will get her exposure, Candis should parter with Maks!
What is that ridiculous outfit?????????????????????????????????????????????
SCARY PIC
OMG she looks hard and worn, like she's over 40. She needs to chill on the makeup and wear some clothes that fit.
She looks like her mom dipped in testosterone.
She looks like her mom dipped in testosterone.
she looks sluty and trashy
Debbie Harry looks better than this hag.
shes so ugly i cant take it
this picture looks more like linda hogan.
She needs to give up the singing career and fire her makeup artist. Can she fire her mom?
This girl is a joke and her family is a joke. She is so starved for attention it is not even funny. She thinks because her day was famous that she should be famous, but no one cares about her. On her show she talked about how she was better than these other girls who has no talent and has to run around half naked to get any sucess. I don't think I have ever seen her when she was not half naked.
Maybe if she stopped dressing like her mom…
I like Brooke she is a total cutie and seems like a sweetheart. I wish she would go back to not dressing to sexy though! ya know, kinda do the hanna montana thing where you don't have to filter anything from your kids…. I think that music producer led her down the wrong wrong by sexing it all up so much… You don't need to do taht when you actually have talent liek she does! Brooke's cool. I like her and her voice is awesome.
Oh great! All we need is another Britney! She looks like a cheap impersonator of her. She's so young and already overweight…gross.
THAT is a FEMALE?!?!?!! OUCH!!!
What on earth is she wearing???? This is so ugly!!! She might think she looks hot but umm deff not?? whats even scarier is I thought this picture was her mom at first!!!! There another disfunctional family, they need to face it her and her brother are never going to be famous on there own its all about the name!!
she should NOT be wearing that outfit
Her dad has better odds of being casted on the show than her.
what is she wearing?? she needs a stylist and her mom doesnt count
dont you have to be a "star" or at least a former star to be on this show?
She's so pretty…why does she dress like a fucking streetwalker? Her attractiveness would be upped 100% if she dressed normally.
OMG!in da 2nd pic she looks like an exact clone of her mother and her mom is ugly ass hell!that ppl is not a good thing.she should be arrested by the fasion police and let her stay in fasion jail for 30 effing yers until she learns how to dress matter of fact lets blame her stilyst wat kinda stylist dresses sombody like dis ????????so ugly i feel sorry for retrds probably wouldnt were this seriously !!!!!!!1FIRE UR DANM STYLIST BROOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In order to appear in that show shouldn't the majority of people actually know who you are? I dunno, but doesn't that like completely eliminate this cow?
Lol her face it reminds me of miss piggy with all that caked on makeup
Ya know right now I don't like anyone in the Hogan Family which sucks cause I won't watch american gladiators now, but she was the lesser of the evil in that family…..if only she would stop taking fashion advise from her old worn old looking mama……….she is what 19 or 20 and looks 40
WOW !!!!!!!!!!!You are such an ass.You're talking about a young girl , with talent,and she hasn't done anything wrong.She has no scandal sheet , why pick on her???????????????????????????
You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lotta woman
Needs a whole lot more
Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby
Ugh, ugh… My eyes! They burn!
well i think Brookeee would make a hot dyke or gaygirl…whatever..
sadly she is lost in just trying to be FAMOUS.
not quality..but FAMOUS..
her repression sexual in nature
causes her to dress like THIS…
shame.
Brooke.
take 5 from your family and travel a bit…
there is room on my sofa honey…
get out and just be a person for a while ….u r losing the way
Whether she's cast or not - and I'm thinking no as there are undoubtedly higher profile folks aiming to be on it - she won't last long. Anyone who has seen her performances will know she moves - to put it kindly - incredibly awkwardly and she doesn't have enough of a fanbase to do well anyway.
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