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Who Is This?????

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia > Knifestyles > Jordan

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Bloody hell!!!

Yes, that really is Jordan.

What the fuck has she done to herself???

The British reality TV whore came out of hiding this past weekend. Jordan and family appeared at the airport in Australia.

She had been recovering since her trip to Los Angeles to get a little work done.

It seems like in addition to getting her boobs reduced, she's also had a nose job and God knows what else.

Our beloved Katie hardly looks like herself.

How awful!!!!!!

We like the resized boobs, but why'd she have to fuck with the face???

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]



283 comments to “Who Is This?????”

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  1. B says – reply to this
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    Does anyone really care?

  2. amy says – reply to this
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    God, she looks a MILLION times better.

  3. natascha IN NYC says – reply to this
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    27th!

  4. misha says – reply to this
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    who cares

  5. ryan says – reply to this
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    firstttttt~~??

  6. GABBB says – reply to this
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    FIRSTT!!!!

  7. lovezz it says – reply to this
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    so hot. much better than before

  8. sam says – reply to this
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    she looks gorgeous

  9. Mary says – reply to this
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    I think she looks pretty damn good, whatever she did.

  10. hi says – reply to this
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    hi

  11. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this
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    TOO MUCH TIME UNDER THE SUN!! Her face is ruined..

  12. chelle says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!!

  13. FIRST !!!!!! says – reply to this
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    FUCK THIS BITCH GIMMIE MORE (((( BRITNEY ))))))!!!!!!!
    BRITNEY IS A SEXXY MILLIONARE QUEEN !!!!!!!

  14. Trav says – reply to this
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    Stil hot… trash, but hot!

  15. ace says – reply to this
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    i think she looks great. more natural and less fakey. like an actual pretty girl instead of a big piiece of silicone

  16. yo mama says – reply to this
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    I still love her!

  17. one says – reply to this
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    #1

  18. mistermo says – reply to this
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    numero que?

    she doesn't look like herself but she looks great, don't know if thats a good thing.

  19. taco says – reply to this
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    fifth!

    she looks somewhat normal now.

  20. Megan says – reply to this
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    Who?

  21. Carine says – reply to this
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    Will hear all about it in the next issue of Ok.

  22. amy says – reply to this
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    omg!!! she looks nothing like herself!! :(

  23. al says – reply to this
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    shes still pretty

  24. sam says – reply to this
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    she looks really pretty

  25. janny says – reply to this
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    first!!!

  26. Khymi says – reply to this
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    yay

  27. shea says – reply to this
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    I didn't know it was her it took me a while

  28. Mallory says – reply to this
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    awful…really perez?! she looks better than she ever has!

  29. Jay! says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  30. Jackie says – reply to this
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    she looks good!

  31. lily says – reply to this
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    she actually looks better

  32. mm says – reply to this
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    First?

  33. Bri says – reply to this
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    She looks great!

  34. Erin says – reply to this
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    She looks good!

  35. Erin says – reply to this
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    She looks good!

  36. ccslater says – reply to this
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    I think she looks good.

  37. Susan says – reply to this
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    she looks a MILLION times better.

  38. Steven Thomson says – reply to this
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    cute baby though

  39. Inket says – reply to this
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    Who?

  40. waness says – reply to this
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    Wow, Jordan looks rough.

  41. heyheyhey says – reply to this
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    why the fuck do u post news about people THAT KNOW ONE KNOWS OR GIVES A FUCK ABOUT?

  42. Jenna says – reply to this
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    I dont think she looks terrible at all. tired… but good.

  43. Erin says – reply to this
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    She looks good! (First)

  44. T says – reply to this
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    DAMN I love being FIRST BITCHES

  45. Arthur J. Winstix says – reply to this
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    oh wow she looks reallllllly different.
    Maybe that's not a good angle/light for her.

  46. Bianca says – reply to this
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    First??

    She looks great, i always hated her nose!

  47. 12345 says – reply to this
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    1st

  48. 12345 says – reply to this
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    1st

  49. Tall Blonde says – reply to this
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    I didn't recognize her without her tits hangin' out

  50. fuck her says – reply to this
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    I'd still fuck her, holding the baby or not!!!

  51. gia says – reply to this
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    looks like amanda peet

  52. nagiko9 says – reply to this
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    I think she looks cute!

  53. Robin says – reply to this
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    She looks pretty much the same to me.

  54. funnyone says – reply to this
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    I think she looks great!

  55. jungo says – reply to this
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    She looks a lot better. Those huge friggen boobs were too distracting. She actually looks normal here.

  56. emily says – reply to this
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    OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE KERI RUSSEL NOW!!!!

  57. jungo says – reply to this
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    Where did those freckles come from?

  58. LB says – reply to this
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    She looks so much better!!! I love the new look!

  59. e says – reply to this
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    it looks like she took off 99% of her usual make-up. she's really pretty!

  60. jan says – reply to this
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    I think she looks better.

  61. ted says – reply to this
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    She looks much better now.

  62. erika says – reply to this
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    she kinda looks like LiLo in this pic! but you're right, she looks completely different. perez rocks!!!!

  63. DINA says – reply to this
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    all she needed to do was get rid of the trashy platinum blonde hair……I think she looks great!

  64. DINA says – reply to this
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    all she needed to do was get rid of the trashy platinum blonde hair……I think she looks great!

  65. huh says – reply to this
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    who the fuck is this bitch?

  66. Sarita says – reply to this
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    She actually looks really cute for once. Not trash. I think it's because she's not ORANGE or wearing a napkin skirt? Also her makeup is more natural.

  67. Lexy says – reply to this
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    She looks FABULOUS!!! She looks so much better. Those boobs she had were insane. Now she looks prettier and more natural. That nose job is good too. She looks fantastic. Work it bitch!!!

  68. Meg says – reply to this
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    She looks great to me. The reduction makes her look normal and not like a plastic sex object and even without all the makeup she looks great. She has very good genes- her mother looks great at her age and her brother is very hot. Good genes run in this family. And look at the little girl! She looks just like Peter just like the last child. So cute! Will she ever have a baby which will even slightly resamble her thought?

  69. SHIT says – reply to this
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    WHAT????Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? She looks better THEN SHE HAS IN A LONG FUCKING TIME HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD A LITTLE GIRL THOUGH. GOOD FOR HER AND HER HUBBY. LEAVE THE POOR BRIT((ISH)not to be mixed up with our own little american train wreck BRITNEY) GIRL ALONE. SHE'S A HARD WORKING MUM.

  70. shixa says – reply to this
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    I thought it Was Courtney Cox for a split second at first glance…She definitely looks better!

  71. Leila says – reply to this
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    That kinda looks like Amanda Peet

  72. White Pride says – reply to this
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    See you and your readers in hell — munchkin face greasy faghot fat spic.

  73. Amber Atkins, Miss Mount Rose American Teen Princess says – reply to this
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    I think she's really pretty here!

  74. mimi in mo says – reply to this
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    I don't know who she is but I think she looks cute.

  75. Blukat says – reply to this
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    I say she looks GREAT! She looks like a real woman, very healthy, a young mom! She doesn't look like a "centerfold" fake, plastic, "made".
    Perez, you are SO OUT OF IT. I looked at the responses, and most of the people commenting agree, she looks healthy and FINE. Why are you so off-base with all your prognostications lately? Anyone with pink hair, etc. should abstain from commenting, especially using the "f" word for her…c'mon. Stop being such a foul-mouthed drama queen.

  76. ITS BRITTANY BITCH says – reply to this
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    NO REALLY WHO IS THAT?

  77. caroline says – reply to this
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    i think she looks pretty :]

  78. perezrocks says – reply to this
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    i think she looks lovely. I'm guessing this is what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning, takes a shower and just lets herself be human for a little while. orange paint and tons of makeup can really make you look different. Orange Jordan I wouldn't want to be friends with, this Jordan I think is wonderful and I would like to be friends with.

    to each his own, i suppose.

  79. christine says – reply to this
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    SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!!!

  80. dtd says – reply to this
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    she looks tons better

  81. Blythe says – reply to this
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    Wow Perez…I never comment here but I just have to disagree with you! Whatever she did to herself, I think Jordan looks fantastic - so beautiful but actually normal! I thought her previous incarnation was freakishly weird and unnatural, so this new look is a vast improvement.

  82. Irishlass says – reply to this
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    That just looks like a bad angle. Her nose looks the same to me and her lips look as if they're coming down from not having a collagen top up. The natural look is 10 x better Perez!

  83. Realist says – reply to this
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    Improvement!

  84. UKer says – reply to this
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    she's a cunt.
    i hate this classless bitch.
    TEAM POSH.

  85. rebekah says – reply to this
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    She looks fucking phenomenal compared to what she used to look like, she looks like a real person now. Actually pretty.

  86. anjelina says – reply to this
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    she looks soooooo much better.

  87. jojo says – reply to this
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    It's called vitiligo and it's a skin disorder. You shouldn't make fun of things people can't control. She does a good job of covering it the rest of the time.

  88. ewIOjewIOUYee says – reply to this
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    Wow, /you, / /my /friend , /are /a /fucking, /idiot. / /I ?mean, /really.

  89. rob says – reply to this
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    She used to look really pretty when he was a page 3 sun model at the age of 19, before her addiction to plastic surgery. She had beautiful long strawberry blonde curly hair and normal boobs. Nowadays she looka lika man.

  90. steph no.1 jordan fan x says – reply to this
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    4 fuck sake is that all u do slag people off get over urself…. she's just got of a plane she looks knackered thats all lets c u after a long flight in fact i wudnt want 2…. jordan is straight talkin beautiful woman and a dame good mother unlike sum dick heads like erm britney 2 name 1 of many… lay off her

  91. danadane says – reply to this
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    I think she looks great…..glad she got rid of those big ass boobies

  92. emilie says – reply to this
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    whaaaaa?
    she looks great!

  93. Samantha says – reply to this
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    Um. She actually looks normal for a change. Natural and pretty. No one can keep up that filthy, slutty, whore look 24/7.

    She looks really pretty and that is certainly the first time I've ever thought that.

  94. Antonio Ramos says – reply to this
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    perez your a fucking hater, now we know why your gay!

  95. Lola says – reply to this
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    She looks like Amanda Peet in this photo!

  96. CSal says – reply to this
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    She looks BETTER THAN EVER!!!! Way more natural! I hope they are coming back to TV. What a great trainwreck to watch. I miss them!!!!

  97. kELLI says – reply to this