Who Is This?????
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia > Knifestyles > Jordan
Bloody hell!!!
Yes, that really is Jordan.
What the fuck has she done to herself???
The British reality TV whore came out of hiding this past weekend. Jordan and family appeared at the airport in Australia.
She had been recovering since her trip to Los Angeles to get a little work done.
It seems like in addition to getting her boobs reduced, she's also had a nose job and God knows what else.
Our beloved Katie hardly looks like herself.
How awful!!!!!!
We like the resized boobs, but why'd she have to fuck with the face???
[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]
Posted: January 6, 2008 at 10:35 pm


Does anyone really care?
God, she looks a MILLION times better.
27th!
who cares
firstttttt~~??
FIRSTT!!!!
so hot. much better than before
she looks gorgeous
I think she looks pretty damn good, whatever she did.
hi
TOO MUCH TIME UNDER THE SUN!! Her face is ruined..
FIRST!!!!
FUCK THIS BITCH GIMMIE MORE (((( BRITNEY ))))))!!!!!!!
BRITNEY IS A SEXXY MILLIONARE QUEEN !!!!!!!
Stil hot… trash, but hot!
i think she looks great. more natural and less fakey. like an actual pretty girl instead of a big piiece of silicone
I still love her!
#1
numero que?
she doesn't look like herself but she looks great, don't know if thats a good thing.
fifth!
she looks somewhat normal now.
Who?
Will hear all about it in the next issue of Ok.
omg!!! she looks nothing like herself!!
shes still pretty
she looks really pretty
first!!!
yay
I didn't know it was her it took me a while
awful…really perez?! she looks better than she ever has!
FIRST!
she looks good!
she actually looks better
First?
She looks great!
She looks good!
She looks good!
I think she looks good.
she looks a MILLION times better.
cute baby though
Who?
Wow, Jordan looks rough.
why the fuck do u post news about people THAT KNOW ONE KNOWS OR GIVES A FUCK ABOUT?
I dont think she looks terrible at all. tired… but good.
She looks good! (First)
DAMN I love being FIRST BITCHES
oh wow she looks reallllllly different.
Maybe that's not a good angle/light for her.
First??
She looks great, i always hated her nose!
1st
1st
I didn't recognize her without her tits hangin' out
I'd still fuck her, holding the baby or not!!!
looks like amanda peet
I think she looks cute!
She looks pretty much the same to me.
I think she looks great!
She looks a lot better. Those huge friggen boobs were too distracting. She actually looks normal here.
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE KERI RUSSEL NOW!!!!
Where did those freckles come from?
She looks so much better!!! I love the new look!
it looks like she took off 99% of her usual make-up. she's really pretty!
I think she looks better.
She looks much better now.
she kinda looks like LiLo in this pic! but you're right, she looks completely different. perez rocks!!!!
all she needed to do was get rid of the trashy platinum blonde hair……I think she looks great!
all she needed to do was get rid of the trashy platinum blonde hair……I think she looks great!
who the fuck is this bitch?
She actually looks really cute for once. Not trash. I think it's because she's not ORANGE or wearing a napkin skirt? Also her makeup is more natural.
She looks FABULOUS!!! She looks so much better. Those boobs she had were insane. Now she looks prettier and more natural. That nose job is good too. She looks fantastic. Work it bitch!!!
She looks great to me. The reduction makes her look normal and not like a plastic sex object and even without all the makeup she looks great. She has very good genes- her mother looks great at her age and her brother is very hot. Good genes run in this family. And look at the little girl! She looks just like Peter just like the last child. So cute! Will she ever have a baby which will even slightly resamble her thought?
WHAT????Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? She looks better THEN SHE HAS IN A LONG FUCKING TIME HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD A LITTLE GIRL THOUGH. GOOD FOR HER AND HER HUBBY. LEAVE THE POOR BRIT((ISH)not to be mixed up with our own little american train wreck BRITNEY) GIRL ALONE. SHE'S A HARD WORKING MUM.
I thought it Was Courtney Cox for a split second at first glance…She definitely looks better!
That kinda looks like Amanda Peet
See you and your readers in hell — munchkin face greasy faghot fat spic.
I think she's really pretty here!
I don't know who she is but I think she looks cute.
I say she looks GREAT! She looks like a real woman, very healthy, a young mom! She doesn't look like a "centerfold" fake, plastic, "made".
Perez, you are SO OUT OF IT. I looked at the responses, and most of the people commenting agree, she looks healthy and FINE. Why are you so off-base with all your prognostications lately? Anyone with pink hair, etc. should abstain from commenting, especially using the "f" word for her…c'mon. Stop being such a foul-mouthed drama queen.
NO REALLY WHO IS THAT?
i think she looks pretty :]
i think she looks lovely. I'm guessing this is what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning, takes a shower and just lets herself be human for a little while. orange paint and tons of makeup can really make you look different. Orange Jordan I wouldn't want to be friends with, this Jordan I think is wonderful and I would like to be friends with.
to each his own, i suppose.
SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!!!
she looks tons better
Wow Perez…I never comment here but I just have to disagree with you! Whatever she did to herself, I think Jordan looks fantastic - so beautiful but actually normal! I thought her previous incarnation was freakishly weird and unnatural, so this new look is a vast improvement.
That just looks like a bad angle. Her nose looks the same to me and her lips look as if they're coming down from not having a collagen top up. The natural look is 10 x better Perez!
Improvement!
she's a cunt.
i hate this classless bitch.
TEAM POSH.
She looks fucking phenomenal compared to what she used to look like, she looks like a real person now. Actually pretty.
she looks soooooo much better.
It's called vitiligo and it's a skin disorder. You shouldn't make fun of things people can't control. She does a good job of covering it the rest of the time.
Wow, /you, / /my /friend , /are /a /fucking, /idiot. / /I ?mean, /really.
She used to look really pretty when he was a page 3 sun model at the age of 19, before her addiction to plastic surgery. She had beautiful long strawberry blonde curly hair and normal boobs. Nowadays she looka lika man.
4 fuck sake is that all u do slag people off get over urself…. she's just got of a plane she looks knackered thats all lets c u after a long flight in fact i wudnt want 2…. jordan is straight talkin beautiful woman and a dame good mother unlike sum dick heads like erm britney 2 name 1 of many… lay off her
I think she looks great…..glad she got rid of those big ass boobies
whaaaaa?
she looks great!
Um. She actually looks normal for a change. Natural and pretty. No one can keep up that filthy, slutty, whore look 24/7.
She looks really pretty and that is certainly the first time I've ever thought that.
perez your a fucking hater, now we know why your gay!
She looks like Amanda Peet in this photo!
She looks BETTER THAN EVER!!!! Way more natural! I hope they are coming back to TV. What a great trainwreck to watch. I miss them!!!!