Is Anyone Looking At Her Face???
Wow, that was fast!
Heidi Montag's tits and ass are on display in the next issue of Maxim.
If you actually care about what she has to say, here is a preview:
Maxim: "The Hills is a “scripted” reality show. Let’s settle this: How real is it?
Heidi: The Hills is a show that’s 22 minutes long about seven people’s lives. It’s edited for drama, and there are editors and story lines. If someone walks in front of the camera, we have to redo the shot. So it’s not exactly how things always are. It’s not like The Truman Show. They’re not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let’s see how Lauren would look then!
Meow! So are you and L.C. friends at all?
She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say.
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Ohh such a Christian right, favorite book is the Bible huh? haha don't think so.
I want to fuck her in the butt!
LOVE IT! She's sooo awesome. Way to diss Lauren! TEAM HEIDI (from the beginning)!!!
You gotta admit it shes SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LC has better things to do than tits & ass shots. She just launched her own clothing line not showed her fake boobs and flat ass. This ho should stop hating and take notes. She has no class and it shows. LC does not comment on her — she is not important!!!!
Bitter, party of one?
isn't she supposed to be this big christian, conservative girl? it just seems really odd to be posing in maxim in that type of outfit considering she waves the christian card when convenient. she really just wants attention, money, and meaning from her meaningless life.
she is so gross. id rather look at you naked Perez
she is so gross. id rather look at you naked Perez
I also heard that Heidi had herpis!
and siphilis..
she's a dumbass, with no fucking class.
I also heard that Heidi had herpis!
and siphilis..
she's a dumbass, with no fucking class.
she looks like she's about to die, in the first photo.
Who is this fugly bitch and why should I give a shit?
the difference between heidi and lauren :lauren poses with bikini on in shape mag…heidi poses topless..but heidi says lauren is classless?im confused ..
Wow!! I really thought Heidi would have gone straight to Playboy or Penthouse. C'mon Heidi, let's see that sweater meat!!! That's why you got em right? To show people? So that when your at your 14th minute of fame, you can break those things out and make the most of that 15th minute, right? Look at the time 14:32…14:33….14:34….better hurry up skank.
She is not good looking. GROSS!
hahaa
jealous of LC, much?
bahhaha
little heidi will do whatever she needs to, to get herself in the spotlight.
lauren doesn't have to do SHIT.
people love her for HER.
SLUT!
bahhaha
Heidi "I read the bible every day" Montag ………………
god she swears! I HATE HER
WHY IS HER ASS SOO DAMN LOW?
and she say she is a chistian!??!?!?! tsk tsk…..
The only way Heidi can even get a magazine/tabloid interview is by dissing Lauren. If Heidi had nothing bad to say about Lauren they would have no use for her. Lauren has the key ingredients for a successful life Heidi: Class, Integrity, and Morals, something of which you know nothing about. Your own hometown is ashamed and embarassed by you. You are the new Pam Anderson! Canada doesn't want her skanky ass back and Colorado doesn't want yours either. Your "humble beginnings" led you to living a life of a bitter, jealous, future porn star. I see many couches for you to lay on in your future if you plan to get ahead.
please…we're all still gonna watch the show and her tits are amazing so back off.
I hate Heidi, she does whatever she can to be in the lime light, and who cares?
haha looks like shes the "diva" ….too bad shes alllll "Fake"
haha looks like shes the "diva" ….too bad shes alllll "Fake"
maybe instead of bashing LC she should be thanking her… after all without LC she wouldn't be famous!
This child is so green with envy its as plain as the new nose on her face! Loren has so much class that it is eating Heidi and Spencer up. He is just plain gross in his demeaner and his looks. They were made for each other. Someday when they grow up they will understand what it is to be an adult in the real world. Magazines make great bird cage liners. Keep them up Heidi, the birds love your pictures and the plastic surgeons love your nips and tucks!
Shut the f up you stupid biatch. I ve never been do enraged at someone like her. She is such an idiot, are you jealous because the only friend you have is Spencer? Gosh get over yourself back stabbing bitch. I have never hated someone as much. OGH
What idiot talks about girl drama in a men's magazine.
Look OOH I bet that's what they really want to read about, Heidi complaining about Lauren.
I didn't take her long
Ewwwwww!
I knew all alOng she wanted 2 by lyk this!
*Barrf*
this was the only route left for her to get more attention poor girl
Seems to me that people who get boob jobs and nose jobs are the ones going hollywood in hollywood!!!!What a retard!!
heidi is a discusting slut everyone hates her.
Heidi is a loser, she had to pose naked to stay the public's eye…loser.
Wow. She's pathetic. Her relationship with her so-called fiance is a scam. What has she done to put on magazines? Honestly….she's an idiot…a bimbo.
the top one looks liek spencers sis. did ne1 else notice that?
PSSSHHHH HEY HEIDI, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT WITHOUT MISS LAUREN NO ONE WOULD EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WERE?! AND PLEASE LEAVE SPENCER…HES NOT EVEN CUTE! IM SORRY BUT HEIDI MONTAG JUST REALLY ISNT THE DEFINITION OF "SEXY"
SHES JUST NO BUENO!
hahaha at least L.C. does not have to buy fake boobs and get naked to get attention!
OK, so Lauren is more Hollywood?! Let's look at facts:
1) Heidi hooks up with Lauren to be on TV.
2) She immediately drops out of school to party as a job.
3) Said job is not really where she works.
4) Fake boobs
5) Fake nose
6) Fake hair color
7) Fake lips
8) Fake nails
9) Calls the paps for photo opportunities
10) Attempts to "do" music, at which she is terrible and then tries to lip synch it for the paps in front of a pap haven like Mr. Chow's. That is after she lip synchs it in a club with Perez looking on.
11) States in a mag about how she is changing and embracing her Christian values…you will have to excuse me, I am laughing…and then poses half nude for jack off material.
12) Requires douchebag, I mean Spencer, to give her a new and bigger ring IF he proposes again. (US Weekly)
13) Poses for a men's magazine in a very unchristianlike and unassflattering ensemble
14) Is releasing a fashion line called… wait for it….
HEIDIWOOD!
She is the one that is more Hollywood than Lauren. This bitch is nuts and has not come to terms with how many people despise her and her douche of a boyfriend/fiance/f*ck buddy/manager/pimp. Can't wait until this run of The Hills is over and the Kentucky Derby candidate fades back into obscurity and please take your little pimple faced jockey with you.
TEAM LC!
She is a STUPID WHORE and a fake BITCH!!!
im suprised she isnt sucking d*ick in this photo, shes such a whore.
Heidi!.. YOU SUCK! You dumb BItCH!.. LiL Miss. Humble My BIG ASS!!.. You attention WHORE!.. I hope someone Throws Crap at her when they see her around.. Maybe that will make her lame ass go back to her "Humble Home"..
Stupid bitch!.. You wish you were what LC is!!
Heidi!.. YOU SUCK! You dumb BItCH!.. LiL Miss. Humble My BIG ASS!!.. You attention WHORE!.. I hope someone Throws Crap at her when they see her around.. Maybe that will make her lame ass go back to her "Humble Home"..
Stupid bitch!.. You wish you were what LC is!!
i think that heidi is very jealous of LC and she needs to stop hating and she said she has come from humble beginnings what humble about your body hanging out on the cover of maxim yeah seems so humble to me looks like laguna beach provided a little more class for LC!
yea put me down on a bed in front of a camera after getting a boob job and id be there too… please, heidi is an attention whore.
didn't she say she was really really christian? She talks about tying spencer up and is prancing around like this…HMMMMMMMMM
i cant believe her… why would maxim want that in their magazine?? shes not even a celebrity.. shes a reality show whore who will do anything for money .. she has no class at all
Heidi is suck a fake. Look at her ugly horse face. Her pose almost looks playboyish. The only problem is she is to ugly for playboy. Team LC all the way.
Hey Perez, if you want to start some drama and get "The Hills" do notice you more( not like you need it huh), you can try to hook me up with Heidi. I'm sorry but I think she's all around gorgeous, and yeah i know it's scripted but she seems like her and I would get along. I honestly think I would be better for her than that winey, stick figured, bitch named Spencer. Screw all your negative comments to my comment. THANKS
anyone who has any negativity to say is speaking out of pure jealousy! face it, shes a bomb shell, i can only imagine what is going through the 90% of males minds right now. ha the second one is very sexy classy. how monroe of her.
shes beautiful. you all are jealous. and playing as mtv's mimes! you are all puppets in the MTV world! lauren is not perfect, they jut want you to believe that. actually, she is very controlling. watch her on the show, you can even see it. in the 15 minutes that arent commercial or them eating. the show is a joke quite frankly, it is all scripted. no one talks to thier friends that way. NO ONE actually goes to sit on the couch and talk about the previous night in a script format at 1pm. you come in after a crazy night, jump on your friends bed, and wake them up to tell the story. mtv pays them to play out an act that stems from a POSSIBLE REALITY! MTV MAKES MONEY
shes beautiful. you all are jealous. and playing as mtv's mimes! you are all puppets in the MTV world! lauren is not perfect, they jut want you to believe that. actually, she is very controlling. watch her on the show, you can even see it. in the 15 minutes that arent commercial or them eating. the show is a joke quite frankly, it is all scripted. no one talks to thier friends that way. NO ONE actually goes to sit on the couch and talk about the previous night in a script format at 1pm. you come in after a crazy night, jump on your friends bed, and wake them up to tell the story. mtv pays them to play out an act that stems from a POSSIBLE REALITY! MTV makes money off of people that need to believe in a villian and a hero. and cant make up thier own minds. ha
heidi the hypocrite
seriously… who's gone hollywood? heidi's the one staging photo ops, "singing" if it can even be called that….. and she's the one obsessed with lauren, that's all she talks about…. UGH and let's be honest…. she'd be NOTHING with out lauren…. not that she is anything….. ewww
I hate her….she is nasty….i would never buy a magazine she was on the cover of….why would i waste $$$ like that? They should find a hot girl to promote….not some two bit whore!
I love Heidi. She is the smart one in the fead between her and Lauren. She reached out to her, she was honest about what was going on. Lauren refused and acted like a spoiled little brat. Who wants a controlant friend like LC?