Mom To The Rescue???

Filed under: Exclusives! > Britney Spears > Lynne Spears

We are hearing that Lynne Spears is now in Los Angeles.

Sources tell us that she is not staying at her apartment. We don't want to reveal where Lynne's staying at out of respect for her privacy, but hopefully she can get to Britney!

No word on whether or not lil' sis Jamie Lynne is in town too.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm / Email this »

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kristin says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT!!!!!!!!! HELL JUST FROZE OVER
csoxa says – reply to this

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celebritygossip.extra.hu find out
nichole says – reply to this

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It's funny that I never liked Britney Spears until she got all crazy
now I love the bitch!
Perez… you my boy blue
n says – reply to this

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1st
FRESHRAGGEDYANN says – reply to this

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she is a sell out. cant believe she calls her self a good mother

WWW.VEECE.COM
Equal Opportunity Offender says – reply to this

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look everyone…. it's the worlds greatest mom!

2gold stars.
nook says – reply to this

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1st
johanna says – reply to this

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first ???
lola says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES…EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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first
risha says – reply to this

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1st!!

thank god…go mumz!!!
seismic007 says – reply to this

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Hopefully she will turn to her mom….
sara elizabeth says – reply to this

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HELP HER!
cheeks says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!!
MICHELE says – reply to this

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Oh nice! Mommy finally made it.
first says – reply to this

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so glad i left la la land
sd says – reply to this

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1st
mpauls says – reply to this

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It's about freakin time she showed up to look for her daughter! She finally got her back-bone right…
madge says – reply to this

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Madonna Exclusive NEW Details

4 minutes to save the world will make its radio debut mid-January. Madonna also films the video during that time with Justin and Timbaland. The video will take place in an LA nightclub with tons of crazy dancers. Madonna gets lost in the club and is looking for Justin as Timbaland plays the DJ. During the lost period Madonna dances with random people as she slowly makes her way around the club to find Justin. They discover each other towards the end of the video and dance their asses off with some crazy hip-hop type of moves. Video is set to debut first week of February and the album is out in early March.

–Expect the radio version of 4 mins. to leak online next week right before radio debut.

–The new "image" will be very simplistic, urban type of clothing (jeans and sexy wear with lots of jewelry.)
Sarah says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!
cancan says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST!
Let's hope Lynne sticks that finger in Brit's eyeball next time she sees her.
What a pathetic mother –ugh.
Anne says – reply to this

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I guess she needs to get all the $ she can now before her eldest daughter goes down. How many times is Lynn allowed to sell her daughters? Who did she make the deal with now and exactly how much is she getting to sell her daughter(s) out? I guess she is upset that the Dr. Phil deal didn't go down. Guess she has to sell out to another-which magazine though?
driver says – reply to this

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what a BITCH
Amanda says – reply to this

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Right….Since when do you care about anyones privacy?
ay yay yay says – reply to this

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Please Mama Lynne! Drag her by her weave back to Louisiana, and get a psych/mental health staff to live with y'all for the next year and save your daughter…..she's alone seeking comfort by anyone that will take a c-note…no friends, no real anything to keep her together…..take her away from crazy, nutty Los Angeles! There's nothing to help her here!!!!!
cc says – reply to this

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first
Sarah says – reply to this

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First!
Sarah says – reply to this

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First!!!!
JANET'S NEW SINGLE FLOPPED says – reply to this

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Madonna Exclusive NEW Details

4 minutes to save the world will make its radio debut mid-January. Madonna also films the video during that time with Justin and Timbaland. The video will take place in an LA nightclub with tons of crazy dancers. Madonna gets lost in the club and is looking for Justin as Timbaland plays the DJ. During the lost period Madonna dances with random people as she slowly makes her way around the club to find Justin. They discover each other towards the end of the video and dance their asses off with some crazy hip-hop type of moves. Video is set to debut first week of February and the album is out in early March.

–Expect the radio version of 4 mins. to leak online next week right before radio debut.

–The new "image" will be very simplistic, urban type of clothing (jeans and sexy wear with lots of jewelry.)
first says – reply to this

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so glad i left la!
elle says – reply to this

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I hope her mom can help her. I bet she's regretting not letting Brit stay married to her high school sweetheart first hubby now!
indi says – reply to this

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first bitches!!!
love perez
Omen says – reply to this

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Britney dead y'all. Moma in town for the body. Sad
bobaloo says – reply to this

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Respect? Hahahahahahaha! Like you fucking know.
Anne says – reply to this

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momma to the rescue? NOT! Mom heads the line of selling her daughter(s) out! Wonder what deal she will make this week since the Dr. Phil deal went south.
mia says – reply to this

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Well thats one way to get Britney to leave LA.
memme says – reply to this

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15th
Sarah says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad says – reply to this

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first
whoopi Goldberg says – reply to this

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Madonna Exclusive NEW Details

4 minutes to save the world will make its radio debut mid-January. Madonna also films the video during that time with Justin and Timbaland. The video will take place in an LA nightclub with tons of crazy dancers. Madonna gets lost in the club and is looking for Justin as Timbaland plays the DJ. During the lost period Madonna dances with random people as she slowly makes her way around the club to find Justin. They discover each other towards the end of the video and dance their asses off with some crazy hip-hop type of moves. Video is set to debut first week of February and the album is out in early March.

–Expect the radio version of 4 mins. to leak online next week right before radio debut.

–The new "image" will be very simplistic, urban type of clothing (jeans and sexy wear with lots of jewelry.)
Get A Grip says – reply to this

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She is the reason those two girls are so screwed up! Parents….please keep your kids OUT of show business
KATE XX says – reply to this

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HELP HER LYNNE
SHE NEEDS YOU!

X
BLOODSHOT EYEZ says – reply to this

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get well brit!!!

my space dot com / wickedlester1263
James Izzard says – reply to this

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Mom is living inside the butthole of Perez Hilton for the free exposure.
Shit and celebrity whores stick together like corn on a cob.
Britney is a hero. look for more on parasitehilton.com
JJ says – reply to this

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Man Hands
4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD says – reply to this

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IF
U
WANT
IT
U
KNOW
WHERE
TO
GET
IT
Anne says – reply to this

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Who wins Mother of the Year? Lynn or Virgie? Guess since they couldn't raise their daughers any better that they atleast can get the rights to what is left…SICK SAD DEMENTED AND all of you taking bets as to when Britney will die! SHAME ON THE MOMS AND SHAME ON THE MEDIA FOR PUSHING THIS ALL FORWARD!
kristin says – reply to this

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Omg I was finally first!!! The one time i didnt say it!!!
I love Britney says – reply to this

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It's fuck up mom to the rescue!! Why was her dad the only one who was with her in the hospital? I understand that her and mom don't get along but that's still her child. We know who the responsible one is in that family……..
Lydia says – reply to this

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Wow Perez, it's glad to see you have at least ONE ounce of dignity left in you. I agree with Re: kristin – , this was quite the shocker.
ana says – reply to this

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1st?
X says – reply to this

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Rescue my ass. More like she is looking for attention and getting more business deals out of this drama.

She also wants to manipulate and control Britney.
mpauls says – reply to this

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Britt made her own choices, don't blame it all on Mom
Osama Bin Laden says – reply to this

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the only way she could help is to get Jamie Lynn there and Britney and blow all of them up
X says – reply to this

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She won't help Britney but she will sell Britney.
GBuck says – reply to this

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I swear at first glance, I thought that was Steven Tyler from Areosmith
Sam says – reply to this

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It could be a huge hassle but maybe someone in the family (if they really are concerned for her welfare) should get a guardianship and force her to accept treatment -
Phill McGraw says – reply to this

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Arrive in LA.
Call Media
Find Britney
Run screaming at her, "I'm here to help you baby."
Convince media to air video of me showing how much I care.

Drop dead you fucking bitch.
you scumbag says – reply to this

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Ha ha! You're actually trying to pull the "out of respect for the family" line???
I couldn't think of something you have LESS of.
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Since when does Perez respect anyone's privacy?????
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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Lynn Spears and her ex are a day late and a dollar short. All they were seeing were dollar signs when BS was a child and didn't take the time to make sure her children were being raised right. So one grows up and don't know how to choose proper men and the other thinks the way to show love is to spread her legs and get pregnant. She is only going to make the situation worse. BS needs professional advice from someone who is trustworthy
jc says – reply to this

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How embarrassing… your too late MOM! She has done gone and flipped out! What a wonderful mother YOU are. I would be so proud. The thing is this… I am a mother of 5, Two of my sons are at A&M, my daughters are in school doing well. I know it sounds great, dosent it? But to tell you the truth it was NOT that hard. You love them and put their needs ABOVE ALL ELSE. Not that difficult when you love your children. Actually most of it is instinctive. What happened…..LYNN? This whole mess makes me sick. How could you let your children end up like this? What was sooo important that you would sacrifice your children? Money? I would like to know. And dont tell me it is none of my business. You made it everybody's business. Everytime we turn around we see your handy work.
nicole says – reply to this

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For people who naively think Lynn Spears can help Britney and Britney should turn to mom are probably lucky people raised by good parents. They don't know some parents are evil.

I can see where Britney is coming from, manipulated all her life by her mother. Finally she finds out all these are lies, she is mad like hell and acting out big time. Mom cares more about money than her daughters' wellbeing. Husband married her for her money. Her mom always wants to keep great business relationship with everybody in the industry regardless those people "sort of" "kind of" exploit Britney or not. That really turned Britney off.

Lynn Spears never took Britney's side when Britney has fallout with anyone. We always only hear one side of story that Britney is bad because she has fallout with someone and mom praised Britney's fallout guy. We never hear Britney's story that what exactly happened or "did they do her wrong". Since she is acting stubborn and angry all the time, people just assume Britney is the fault guy. You don't know what happened behind the scene.
den says – reply to this

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haha Perez since when are you concerned for respecting people's privacy? oh well!
b says – reply to this

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She flew to LA to film for the Dr. Phil show is the reason she is there and now it is canceled because the Dad stopped it.

That is why she is in LA…
brittany says – reply to this

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since when do you respect other peoples privacy
your "job" requires you to do just the opposite.
adadada says – reply to this

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PEREZ…..AMAZING…… RESPECT……. YOU'VE GOT POWER TO HELP IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION. GOOD STUFF.
Perez You need to STOP! says – reply to this

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Perez, Since when do you care about peoples privacy! LMAO! You are such a hypocrite and you have contradicted yourself so many times its not even funny. But anyway I do hope she is able to convince Britney to get some help and possibly move out of LA! I mean LA has been NO good for Britney!
j says – reply to this

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I used to think badly of Federline, but he is turning out to be a responsible adult who is there for his children.

If Brit does not get help that she needs now, she never will and it can only go downhill from now.

It's sad and pathetic!
jc says – reply to this

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Re: b – That is so sick… I hope there is a special place in hell for mothers like that.
emmie says – reply to this

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britneys mom is a first class bitch. i feel sorry for both the young miss spears, now she has aided in fucking up britneys life she is now going to carry on and do the same with jamie lynn. its only so she can stay in the lime light that little bit longer
Mandi says – reply to this

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You wouldn't know respect or privacy if they came up and bit you on the ass!
Nicole says – reply to this

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I can totally understand where Britney is coming from. She is angry her mom pimps her out all the time and her mom loves money more than her. She feels betrayed.

I was abused by my parents and they also manipulated and brain washed me as a kid. It was so confusing growing up. I was angry all the time and I had no one and no place to go so I acted out sometimes. Outsiders thought I was this crazy wacky kid. They didn't know what really happened behind the door. And my parents act like very polite people in front of them. So people figure that polite parents mean good parents and the angry kid is the evil one. People are very easy to fool, aren't they?

Britney is very angry just like how I was before. My father yelled at me when I had fallout with my old classmate whose dad owns a huge business. My dad didn't care how my friend did me wrong. All he cares is that you should keep good relationship with your friend because his dad is damn rich.

I don't think those so called "experts" really know "what is wrong with her". The people who had similar experience know what's on her mind.
daniel says – reply to this

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omg. good. I hope to god that her mom can get through to her.

Her WHOLE family needs to go down there, along with friends.
They need to have a intervention. Seriously.

I'm praying for Britney.

And perez i'm proud of you.
some of you are so STUPID!! says – reply to this

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OK,,
1st. Britney ditched her MoM and her Manager,, she ditched her whole family, her mom is not to blame for a grown woman acting like a nasty horny slut with no panties!!!
Brit's lil sister Jamie is nothing like Brit,, Jamie got knocked up and decided to keep her baby,, what is about that ,, that you morons that bash on Jamie don't get ?
most hollywood whores,, just get an abortion and put their career ahead of their baby's life,,
not Jamie,, she is ruining her career to keep her baby and be a responsible mother,, and her mother and father totally support her,,
they supported Britney Spears too,,until she turned on her family and all people that helped her throughout her rise to stardom,,
Britney Spears ruined her own career,, and it was not K-Fed's fault,, she nabbed K-fed from another woman,, like most nasty sluts do,,
and it is not her parents fault,,
When a person decides to go down hill,, on purpose as Britney has,,, nobody can help her,,
look at Amy Wino ??
her parents would love to help her,,
she does not want their help,,
she is a grown woman that decided she knew best,,
hell,, she and Britney Spears are idiots,,,,,,
some of you people are so Stupid cont.. says – reply to this

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I just can't believe all the people that think Britney's mom is at fault ,, or that her mom can help her,,
you have to want to help yourself,,, everyone knows this,,,
if Britney is mentally unstable,,, she is grown,, and her parents cannot make her get help,,
trust me,,, I know this,,
I have a child over the age of 18,,,, he did not have problems with depression until he reached the age of 18,, all the places I drove him too,, doctors,,, etc,, they would not even let me in the room unless my son said it was ok,,
the doctors would talk down to me,,,
PutHerMedsInHerCoffee says – reply to this

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Why can't the Spears family just give Brit's medication to the staff at Starbucks….they could give her the daily dose needed for her disorder in her daily drinks. At least for now…until they can get Britney to get help for herself. She would never know.
Heather says – reply to this

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OMG- Perez! You're actually being respectful?!?! I didn't know you knew the meaning of the word! New Years resolution or something?? I'm likin' the new you. Maybe you won't kill Britney afterall!
lvwtsn says – reply to this

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I am so proud of you Perez! What family isn't messed up, come on.Which one of us could stand up and be so horribly torn apart day in and day out under the stress of "normal life" ie, divorce, custody battle…It's not easy for any one much less someone being scrutinized day in and day out.Compassion is a really beautiful thing…You have this in you, you can do good, and still have fun…be successful.
kristin says – reply to this

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Out of respect you aren't printing where she's staying but will print a picture of Lynn crying at her sister's grave? The grave thing was SO out of line. Then again, Perez isn't quite Mr. Classy.
blablabla says – reply to this

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Claudia Draper (Barbra Streisand) speaking of her response to "how much per parents love her" in Nutz - a not altogether inappropriate reflection of the Britney saga: "Sometimes people love you so much their love is like a god damn gun that keeps firing straight into your head

Lynne, you are that gun. STOP IT!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A SERIOUSLY BIG PART OF BRIT'S PROBLEM — so BEFORE you make ANOTHER STUPID FUCK-UP MOVE like contacting "Dr" Phil — get some PROPER SKILLFUL PRIVATE PROFESSIONAL ADVICE ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BEHAVE IN THIS SITUATION — AND FOLLOW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Dumass BITCH.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PRIVACY?!??? says – reply to this

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Kb says – reply to this

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Did she even make it to the hospital when Britney was there? And why in the world was no one from her family there when she checked out to try to force her to stay? The fact that she tried to get Dr Phil involved sort of shows she doesn't have a clue about what is really needed to help Britney.

Having said that, Britney mainly needs to help herself. But I guess when she doesn't really think anything is wrong here, it is a pretty scary situation.
your stupid says – reply to this

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Re: some of you are so STUPID!! – OK… How old are you? My children would NEVER behave like hers do. Why? Because my husband and I raised our children to respect what is right. To never be afraid to make the right choices because the bad ones will follow you the rest of your life. Our children learned how to live by watching US live. As parents you are responsible for everything that happens to your children. Mine are happy healthy and productive because that is what they learned AT HOME!!! PARENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RAISING THEIR CHILDREN! And yes it is hard. And yes you have to sacrifice. But I love mine more than I love myself. And so do MOST parents, thats how you do it . So… Lynn Spears IS to blame and so is her husband. They had ALOT to do with this. Make NO mistake.
THIS USELESS WHORE says – reply to this

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IS THE REASON WHY HER TWO FUG DAUGHTERS END UP A TOTAL SKANKS
I MEAN LOOK AT HER , THAT FACE SAYS IT ALL
FUCKING WHITE TRASH MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!!!!
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU says – reply to this

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Re: some of you people are so Stupid cont.. – YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE USELESS PARENTS THAT CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND KEEP BREEDING , YOU AND THE LIKES OF THIS SKANK ,SHITNEY'S MOTHER HAVE GOT TO STOP BREEDING AND STOP THINKING OF JUST YOURSELVES

I HATE PEOPLE LKE YOU
FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!
louloubell says – reply to this

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What the hell, that woman couldn't rescue a rat if her life depended on it. Get her away from Brit… She is probably the main reason the bitch went psycho in the 1st place. She doesn't care, probably just trying to get her daughter to sell out to dr phill and make another easy mil..
Britneys next door neighbor growing up says – reply to this

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Do any of you think for one second that Britney's parents raised her to love and respect herself? What about Jamie lynn? I can hear it now Lord… Thank you for giving me this beautiful talented little girl so I can whore her out and exploit her and make money off of her. Amen P.S. Please give me more. Thankyou
sonya says – reply to this

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Did she pay you to respect her privacy like Paris Hilton did?

What a joke.
Good Luck, Lynne. says – reply to this

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Fat chance. Britney doesn't listen to anyone, and you can tell.
Nejxn says – reply to this

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Lynne must have figured out another way to make money off Britney's situation and it required her to go to L.A. I would imagine she stood to make some $$$ off the Dr. Phil show, but since that got canned, Lynne is working on Plan B. Don't want to miss ANY opportunities to pimp out those girls of hers!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH says – reply to this

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Re: your stupid – IT IS EVERY PARENTS RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN CHILDREN ,OTHERWISE CLOSE YOUR LEGS AND JUST STOP BREEDING
SITUATIONS LIKE SHITNEY AND HER PARENTS, THE CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS THE ONES TO SUFFER IN THE END
What you see is what you get says – reply to this

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Re: Britneys next door neighbor growing up – You are aboslutely right. Sex sells Britney honey. That is what she learned from an early age. In her very first video and magazine cover that is what she was selling. Poor girl was jaded by the time she was 16. Gimme more Britney.
mariatt says – reply to this

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Well all this situation is really sad.. I hope that somebody helps Britney, she clearly needs a shrink NOW before she hurts herself or somebody else. I think her mom should have helped her sooner but the real person who is to blame for all this madness is K-FED because all he wants to get out of Britney is her money and he's using the kids for it……. ass hole… pimp… he riuned her career
Stay Tuned. says – reply to this

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Britney kept her panties on when under Lynn's wing, and did very, very well.
Britney owns her OWN lapses of judgement, and has for years. She grew up long ago, and you can't blame her Mama. That's called shifting the blame.
Lynn is off behaving herself, banished by 'Britney of the Restraining Order.'
Wouldn't you just love it if your daughter slapped YOU with one?
Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Britney Behaving Badly.'
Confused says – reply to this

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Everyone is so pissed at Lynn Spears, and while I would not nominate her for mother of the year, I just don't understand why they think this is her fault. Reminder: Lynn was the one who pressured Crazy Ass to go to rehab after the head shaving/umbrella/twat baring incidents. When Britney got out of rehab, she has blamed everyone who pressured her - her mom, larry Rudolph, and whoever else. Britney has shut out her mom - she is 26 years old - she can do that, her mom has no recourse. Lynn got her other daughter $1 million for the OK! story - a story that was going to be all over the magazines anyway, so why not get the kid some dough - she's going to need it to raise her kid. Letting her 16 year old live with her boyfriend, if true - that's fucked up. But guess what? 16, 17, 18-year olds fuck! This is not new…check teen pregnancy rates…guess what? Not new. The hatred at this woman is a bit extreme. Like I said, she is not mother of the year, but she isn't the wretched. The poor woman is suffering, you can see it. She has one daughter, still a kid, having a kid…and another one is bat shit crazy. Britney is chemically fucked up in the head, and no one can help her but herself.
girly2 says – reply to this

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Out of respect for HER privacy??? That's a joke, if you had shown a fraction of that respect towards Britney's privacy maybe she wouldn't be in this situation now! Dontcha think?
J Psychomanteum says – reply to this

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Mothers of this ilk deserve permanent restraining orders against their being within 100 yards of their, or anyone else's, children.
SAY WHAT says – reply to this

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Re: mariatt – Would you people leave poor K-Fed alone! Britney was crazy long before K-Fed. Poor man had no idea what he was getting himself into. Have you ever stopped to think that mabe she was so crazy he couldnt deal with it? Sigmond Froyd would have had a hard time being married to that kind of crazy. Who can fix that? Sure he is a putz but did he ruin Britney? I dont think so. My ex didnt drive me to doing shit like that.
Steph says – reply to this

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While I probably shouldn't devote any of my free time thinking about the mental health of a troubled pop singer — I got to wondering… Could Britney Spears have Multiple Personality Disorder? Remember when she was speaking in the "Valley Girl" dialect several months ago? And recently, she's adopted a very believable British accent? Would this also explain going with dark weave (Dark Britney); then blonde weave (Light Britney); and of course, Bald Britney… Could it also have something to do with her multiple wardrobe changes?

The whole thing is just so curious… Whatever the diagnosis is, here's hoping she gets help before it's too late.