But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
[Image via Fayesvision/WENN.]
"[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there's no story. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not running over people. I'm not going to clubs. I'm not dating anyone famous. I'm not doing anything interesting! I don't get it. I'm the most boring chick ever."
- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba told a reporter for Elle magazine, as she made an illegal right turn in her car from the middle lane to the honking consternation of a Mercedes driver who nearly plows into her.