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"[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there's no story. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not running over people. I'm not going to clubs. I'm not dating anyone famous. I'm not doing anything interesting! I don't get it. I'm the most boring chick ever."

- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba told a reporter for Elle magazine, as she made an illegal right turn in her car from the middle lane to the honking consternation of a Mercedes driver who nearly plows into her.

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99 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. kyle says – reply to this


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    first

  2. kyle says – reply to this


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    first

  3. katsu says – reply to this


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    at least she's hot….some people have nothing going for them at all

  4. Michele says – reply to this


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    first comment?

  5. Hektic says – reply to this


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    first!!

  6. yaha says – reply to this


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    fourteenth

  7. lol says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

  8. sandra says – reply to this


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    Safety first.

  9. Vilmers! says – reply to this


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    first?

    I like her, why hate?

  10. meredith says – reply to this


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    first!

  11. Fiebel says – reply to this


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    First :-) !

  12. c says – reply to this


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    first

  13. lasa says – reply to this


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    who cares

  14. Dan says – reply to this


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    I'm first…I love Jessica!!!

  15. joey says – reply to this


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    yeah!!

  16. Devore says – reply to this


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    My advice to Miss Alba as a fan :

    smile for the camera, babe and lighten up.

    Show some class and some humility for the station in life you have been afforded.

    Most people dont make it in that field, you are lucky.

    Everything about life has its negatives and its positives aspects and if having your photograph taken is such a burden on your psyche, then you have chosen the wrong profession.

    If the paps cross a line, following too closely, trespassing on your property, rummaging through your trash, CALL THE COPS.

    But what harm is there in someone taking a photograph of a notable person in public?

  17. esther says – reply to this


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    feel sorry for her, paps are crazy sometimes…

  18. wolvir says – reply to this


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    Dude..people drive nuts sometimes all the fucking time. She just wants to be left alone.

  19. Kitty says – reply to this


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    I want to get naked with her!

  20. Dr. Phil says – reply to this


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    Jessica: YoU are boring…that's why I will not visit you in the hospital when you give birth, you stupid troll. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

  21. daniela says – reply to this


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    BITCH…fuck her!!

  22. Kerry says – reply to this


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    When I see her, it reminds me of a little song the Vietnamese girls used to sing. It is a combination of French, English, and Zip, so I'll spell the words phonetically.

    I love you boo-koo
    You love me Tee Tee
    You buy me TV
    I give you VD

  23. Alex says – reply to this


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    First?

  24. dre says – reply to this


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    first?

  25. pooh says – reply to this


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    lololololol

  26. pooh says – reply to this


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    lololololol

  27. christina says – reply to this


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    she IS the most boring chick ever

  28. Dee says – reply to this


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    I don't know why they follow her around either…shes nothing but a knocked up whore who can't act.

  29. ams says – reply to this


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    1st

  30. leyla says – reply to this


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    i really don't get why she's always complaining

  31. lolo1472 says – reply to this


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    first

  32. littlemiss says – reply to this


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    I really just don't like her, period.

  33. Jessica fan says – reply to this


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    i love her shes just awsome

  34. Devore says – reply to this


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    I wanted to add something else about this:

    I can understand there are times when people don't want to be bothered,

    I can understand there are times when someone does not want to be photographed.

    But think of the alternatives, there could come a time when people just dont care.

    i was reading about Sean Young last night.
    Sean Young starred in some of the most high profile movies in the 1980s, she appeared in films that have gone on to be classics ( Blade Runner).
    Sean Young cant catch a break today, she burned too many bridges and made bad career choices.

    Sean Young tried to attend the academy award party Vanity Fair threw in 2006 (without an invite) AND SHE WAS ESCORTED OUT OF THE PARTY BY SECURITY.

    The entertainment industry is fickle and cruel. They just don't care about anyone once that person stops making money and falls off the radar.

    Good manners and humility will sustain a person in life regardless of your station.

  35. SpunkyBrewster says – reply to this


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    dont worry honey, after you pop out that baby no one will know who you are

  36. soupy sales says – reply to this


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    She's lucky anyone cares about anything she does. She may be hot, but she's a shitty actress and she always looks like such a bitch.

    I'm so fucking sick of these bitches wanting to be famous, and then bitching about what that means.

    Get over yourself ho!

  37. Pilmouth says – reply to this


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    That part about her driving is a lie.

  38. Molly says – reply to this


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    Bitch looks hot.

  39. nancy says – reply to this


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    I wish when celebrities are complaining about being in the news and followed, the paparazzi would leave them alone. Dont put them in any papers! See who will be begging to be in the news then. They would go crazy if they were ignored.

  40. Get over yourself says – reply to this


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    I can't stand this bitch. Shitty actress, shitty movies, knocked up and she still thinks she's the queen of the world. I do agree with her on one thing…wish the Paps would quit giving her so much attention. Much prefer attention on someone that has a little grace/appreciation for how great their life is instead of bitching all the time.

  41. Maggie says – reply to this


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    Perez, it's getting annoying every time you put Jessica Alba on your site you put the "don't call me Latina" so she doesn't want to be called Latina…. Who would wanna be called Latina?

  42. Devore says – reply to this


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    Hi Maggie,

    save your shit for your next klan rally.

    Thanks.

  43. Tina says – reply to this


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    Perez you never mock the Cubans do you!

  44. AC says – reply to this


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    Well the one thing I liked about this article was her dress.

  45. maria says – reply to this


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    SHe is a conceited bitch! I HATE HER! sHE IS ALSO A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE ACTRESS!!!! Pretty soon no one will care about her!

  46. Kayla says – reply to this


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    I LIKE THE WAY alot of these people keep saying "she's knocked up" "she's knocked up". The term is pregnant. The woman is pregnant. Your mother was pregnant and gave birth to you idiots and that is why you are here in this world.

  47. smile says – reply to this


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    She is right about the papz. They are creepy illegals.
    p.s. Jessica is GORGEOUS!!!

  48. Genetic Lottery says – reply to this


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    Look at that pic. This girl is photo perfection. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out why photogs follow her, boring or not. Genetic lottery.

  49. hmm says – reply to this


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    Perez, why don't you get rid of your *cough* sister?

  50. hmm says – reply to this


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    Perez, why don't you get rid of your *cough* sister?

  51. SOUTH AFRICA says – reply to this


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    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!
    SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    LOVE YOU ALBA!!

  52. star says – reply to this


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    :wink:
    Jessica Alba is SO pretty!
    Don't hate her because she's beautiful…
    :wink:

  53. star says – reply to this


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    :wink:
    Jessica Alba is SO pretty!
    Don't hate her because she's beautiful…
    :wink:

  54. star says – reply to this


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    :wink:
    Jessica Alba is SO pretty!
    Don't hate her because she's beautiful…
    :wink:

  55. . says – reply to this


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    Re: Maggie – I know, right?!

  56. . says – reply to this


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    Re: Maggie – I know, right?!

  57. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Oooh. You mean she made an illegal turn??? Holy shit. I would NEVER do that. Neither would most of America.

    Seriously. She IS boring and they should leave her alone.

  58. Ad. says – reply to this


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    I can't stand the bitch. She's always frowning like her life sucks. Get over it.

  59. attractive only to little 14 yr boys says – reply to this


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    Jessica Alba is not pretty she is plain brown common boring eyes fake straighten hair dyed hair bitch was born black haired she is very skinny anorexic looking no sense of personality what a dumb whore seems to be able to crack a smile when she is doing her nude playboy maxim covers why can't she crack a smile in the streets oh yea because paps cant photoshop her ugliness dumb broad go back to your chonga family back in Pomona BITCH! i bet in Mexico noone would even turn their head to look at this woman

  60. ??? says – reply to this


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    WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING SHE IS BEAUTIFUL? SHE LOOKS LIKE ANY ORDINARY GIRL. PLUS SHE HAS AN UGLY ATTITUDE WHICH MAKES HER UGLY REALLY WHAT IS IT???

  61. cintha says – reply to this


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    Get over yourself Perez. She cán stay away from the cookie jar.

  62. STUPID HO says – reply to this


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    why do you complain about paparazzi when you announce to the world your pregnant and engaged attention whore seems like no one even cared the only reason you are D-list is because 3 or 4 paps follow your ass so be grateful you midget troll

  63. ladyblue says – reply to this


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    BITCH YOU WISH TO BE A LATINA!!!!!!

  64. Nick says – reply to this


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    Ok Perez the Latina thing is getting tired. Plus thats a really good cover.

  65. Jessica is prettier than YOU. says – reply to this


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    Re: attractive only to little 14 yr boys – … AND she's attractive to 27 year old men. (u must be fat)

  66. mike says – reply to this


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    Re: attractive only to little 14 yr boys – dont forget the 30 year old men. that bitch is FINE

  67. mike says – reply to this


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    Re: attractive only to little 14 yr boys – dont forget the 30 year old men. that bitch is FINE

  68. mike says – reply to this


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    Re: attractive only to little 14 yr boys – dont forget the 30 year old men. that bitch is FINE

  69. mike says – reply to this


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    Re: attractive only to little 14 yr boys – dont forget the 30 year old men. that bitch is FINE

  70. Wellhere says – reply to this


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    Has anyone noticed that beside her name or below it, it says 'On race in Hollywood"? I guess she discusses what it's like being a 'non-white' woman in Hollywood. Yeha, she's boring, but I much rather take her over Paris, Lindsay, Britney and Nicole. Yeah, she's not very talented as an actress, but what have Paris, Lindsay, Britney or Nicole done? They have no talent either. At least she's not showing her vajvaj.

  71. Jessica "I'm Not Latina's" Stylist says – reply to this


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    It's like spraying Joy Parfum on the fresh turd of a burro, dressing up this one.

  72. Jackie Childs says – reply to this


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    Jessica, with all your movies tanking and the fact you're closing in on 30 years old, you'll get your wish of being left alone by the paparazzi sooner than you think.

  73. someone got offended lol says – reply to this


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    Re: Jessica is prettier than YOU. – how sad for you jerking off to Jessica Alba a 27 year old man who lives at home in his mothers basement just because someone doesn't find her attractive doesn't make them fat you asswipe u must be the type of men who usaully goes for the light eyed fair skin type of girls but gets rejected everytime figures you would love Jessica Alba

  74. Kale says – reply to this


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    I THINK THAT IT IS REALLY SAD THAT THIS GIRL DOES NOT LIKE HER HERATIGE/ RACE/ BACKGROUND/ NATIONALITY. SHE SHOULD LEARN TO EMBRACE WHO SHE REALLY IS AND BE PROUD OF HER ETHNIC BACKGROUND. I DO NOT RESPECT HER AS A PERSON BECAUSE SHE IS VERY IGNORANT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED MEXICAN OR LATINA..WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED THAN??? WOULD WHITE BE MORE SUTIABLE FOR YOU? SHE DISGUST ME!

  75. HOT!!!! says – reply to this


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    All of the HATERS…GO F**K urselves! The woman is SMOKING HOT. Period! One of the MOST beautiful people I've ever seen in person. And to you Perez - stop referring to her as someone who's NOT proud of her heritage. What she said is that she doesn't want to be defined by it because first and foremost she is an AMERICAN! Which makes sense because after all we live in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Not Cuba or Mexico! Where even if you were to go - they'd be QUICK to remind you of how much AMERICAN you are.

  76. JUST RUNNING HER MOUTH OFF AGAIN.. says – reply to this


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    HER ONLY TALENT BESIDES POSING SO PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER WHO IN THE F*CK SHE IS.

    Alba: “The paps? I could give two shits about them.” said:
    ====Well, you better give two shits about them. They are why we know about you. Oh and I guess partly of why we know about you is because you did all of those skanky spreads in Maxim.

    Miss “I’m shy. I’m boring. I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”

  77. Svetlana says – reply to this


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    I actually kind of like her; she resists the plastic surgery crap and the pressure to be a sex symbol..but it would help a lot if she was stunningly talented and actually famous for something other than her looks.

  78. coolness says – reply to this


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    JESSICA DONT CALL ME LATINA ALBA WHO HAS HERPES…
    hahahha..!!
    she sounds VERY stuck up in this magazine.
    like DAMN, EVERYONE LOOVVESS HERR!!!
    lol LOSER!!!!!!!!

  79. ya ya says – reply to this


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    She acts more put out than real actors who you know- act. A listers. Ever see Cate Blanchett doing the half assed ‘ooh don’t take my picture’ cover and duck? She just has that air of too damn much seriosity and responsability about her than annoyes me, lighten up bitch you`re not 50.

    I hate that this doughy faced slag acts like she’s in such demand. Can’t wait till the cankles and bloating set in in the next trimester…

  80. walker says – reply to this


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    “I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”

    “I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”
    “I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”

    She’s got them fat genes, she’s gonna gain lots of weight. No amount of exercise is gonna save her. She is such an annoying nasty slag.

  81. PHOTOSHOPPED says – reply to this


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    And yes, she did get her nose fixed.

    She announced her pregnancy before she was showing or there was ANY interest in the story whatsoever. Who does that? People after publicity.

    She shops on RODEO DRIVE. What the F*ck is she thinking if she wants to be left alone?

    Stupid Stupid Bitch

    XXXXXX She spent every day, all day and any beach she could in a bikini begging for attention. What did she expect was going to happen when she picked a loser to breed with? She made her body an issue not her work, that’s the other edge of the sword.

    I think this will end her career as the hot 20 something. She’s not very talented so it’s kind of over for her breaking big, her luck just ran out at the same time her birth control did.

  82. Karen says – reply to this


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    She is a B!tCh! We sAw her @ venice beach, my friend is, I mean WAS a huge fan and said "Hi" to the skank, and she rolled her eyes and told everyone “Dont you have someone else to follow like Lindsay Lohan?!?” So backin up my friend… I told her “FKC U B!tCH!”

    Ya know, with those crappy ass movies she keeps putting out, bitch should be happy SOMEBODY wants to take her picture.

  83. Matt says – reply to this


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    I agree with her when she says "I'm the most boring chick ever." Damn true that! I'd rather watch paint dry. She may be cute, but boring as hell! I'd rather watch a hottie with a body and brains.

  84. POPE JOHN STALL THE PIOUS says – reply to this


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    Re: Matt – I always thought you were a sister, honey.

  85. JUST PACK IT UP ALBA, NOBODY CARES. says – reply to this


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    =======She looks so miserable in most pictures. That’s a shame because no one goes to her movies, no one has anything nice to say about her and all she can do is get pregnant like everyone else to get attention. You know, if she wasn’t an actress, she’d be another unwed, pregnant Latina.

  86. samantha says – reply to this


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    She hasn't done a beave shot or a nipple slip lately. Get with the program, baby.

  87. Sally says – reply to this


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    what a biaocth lol

  88. LOL! says – reply to this


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    Re: someone got offended lol – … and ur still FAT. ;D

  89. CJ says – reply to this


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    Re: Devore

    well said, Devore. this chick takes herself too seriously. wasn't it her who said "I wish people would get over my hotness"?! ok, Jessie, why don't you retire from your shimmering, legendary acting career and go to Harvard to study Chinese Lit (like mira sorvino). News flash to all Hollywood "superstars": You do NOT have the right to attack paparazzi or break their cameras. Call the f-ing cops.

  90. yea says – reply to this


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    this girl is gorgeous, best body and skin in Hollywood. and people hate her for it.

  91. STRAIGHT WOMAN says – reply to this


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    Re: mike
    and don't forget twenty-something STRAIGHT WOMEN. I would fuck her with my brother's dick. LOLS.

  92. jorge says – reply to this


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    if she hates it so much than stop acting bitch cause you can't act for shit just do porn that people will pay to see

  93. nosy gossip says – reply to this


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    look at the story title next to her left thigh! "will your relationship survive?" hint hint about her & golddigger babydaddy? umm

  94. nathalie says – reply to this


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    hey, britney doesnt do anything interesting either, yet, people are facinated…retards…

  95. Lynsc says – reply to this


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    God she seems like a horrible, stuck up human being.

    I always thought she seemed full of herself

  96. Lynsc says – reply to this


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    Pfft…yeah right she doesnt want to be seen as a sex symbol.

    9 times out of 10 you see a photo of her she is in a bikini. She knows shes beautiful and to me that is UNATTRACTIVE.

    And whats so wrong with being latino some of the most beautiful ppl in the world are latino.

    She is so arrogant. One celebrity I certantly wouldnt want to meet.

    If you dont want to be seen as a sex symbol then may I suggest - Cover up, stop playing bimbos in bikinis or strippers and make a serious movie.

  97. Dudezor says – reply to this


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    "I'm not dating anywone famous"

    Ouch, doesnt he play football or something

    injury to insult.

  98. corocoro says – reply to this


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    she looks half black….Sorry!!! go to univision and look at the soaps, most people look white….jessica looks mexican 100% she is just another face in mexico…half white my ass….she is soooo confused…

  99. Nicki says – reply to this


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    God. Annoying. Stop hating on her. I think she looks beautiful on the cover of Elle AND photographers follow her around because she's probably one of the prettiest actresses around right now (In my opinion of course)