This Is Not A Joke

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The University of Michigan is offering students a class in "How to be Gay: Male Homosexuality and Initiation."

Click here for the course description!

Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm / Email this »

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Ryan Seacrust says – reply to this

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Re: John Stall the Wonder-Pope – Your evaluation of "MS OPRAH" seems extremely accurate…however, I get the impression that she more likely works and gets sperminated by the pigs on the HOG farm where she resides.
Johnny Grant The Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood says – reply to this

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Re: SLAYISH – OH HONEY…GET A LIFE…In West Hollywood, Miss Wentworth is a well known screaming QUEEN…and a legendary POWER BOTTOM. Of course DILUSIONAL young girls like you keep his career afloat…but THAT doesn't change the truth…WENTWORTH MILLER IS A DICK LOVING QUEER…just ask any of the guys in BOYSTOWN…they'll set you straight….I mean…they'll tell you the TRUTH.
J says – reply to this

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Michigan's been offering this class for years–Wolverines are an enlightened breed!
Debby says – reply to this

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Please don't tell me he is gay! I love him.
Cortez says – reply to this

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Oh My Goodness! Who thought of this heinous idea? The course description is filled with stereotypes of gay men. You cannot be taught (so-to-speak) how to be "gay." If you are homosexual you are still you…and please be you…you have to be quite naive to take this class…forgive me for passing judgment, but as an openly gay man I don't really like to see people learning stereotypes about us!!!
john says – reply to this

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I took the class several years ago when it was first offered. It was very informative, very insightful.

and yes, we discussed madonna.
Renee says – reply to this

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Oh for heavens sake Perez!! Get it together! This article is almost three years old. Been there, done that, and they decided not to have the class, after all the backlash that the school got.

Can you find something more recent than 2005 to report on???
Grow Up! says – reply to this

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Re: JOHNNY GRANT,

You're a fucking LOSER, LOWLIFE, SCUMBAG, QUEER, FUDGEPACKER!
Rachel says – reply to this

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Went is NOT Gay, But I know you Wish he was!
Rachel says – reply to this

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Went is NOT Gay, But I know You Wish He Was.
Stéphane says – reply to this

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j'adore Wentworth
Stéphane says – reply to this

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je viens de Belgique et j'adore Prison break mais surtout Wentworth et je m'enfou qu'il soit gay ou pas
stalker says – reply to this

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PEREZ… vaffanculo!
Dorian Gray says – reply to this

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Re: Grow Up! – HEY YOU DISGUSTING CRETINOID TURD MAYBE YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES WAS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR HOOPTIE-MOBILE IN TUCSON BUT I KEEP MINE MINTY FRESH BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOUR DADDY LIKES IT WHEN HE'S EATING IT OUT.
ANOTHER IGNORANT DUMB WHORE says – reply to this

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Re: Grow Up! – PLEASE DIE THERE IS NO PLACE FOR IGNORANT FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE ,THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEND YOUR IGNORANT ASS TO ANOTHER PLANET
OR HOW ABOUT ANOTHER UNIVERSE TO !!!!!!!!

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!!!
Johnny Grant the Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood says – reply to this

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Re: Grow Up! – WHY WENTWORTH !!!! I see your using the alias "GROW UP" today. My sources in West Hollywood tell me you usually go by "Submisive Sally" or "DO-It-To-Me Dave." Anyway…WENTY DEAR…my sources also informed me that you planned a rather nasty response to my CONFIRMATION OF YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY, so your poorly written and PATHETICALLY VULGAR post comes as NO surprise this morning. You'd think after all your SO-CALLED theatrical training you'd be able to express yourself in a more eloquent way…but once a piece of BOTTOM-BOY TRASH…ALWAYS a piece of BOTTOM-BOY TRASH…So Wenty Dear…In Language You'll Understand…Fuck Off you PIG MOUTHED COCK SUCKER. Go Bend over and pull a train in some West Hollywood Alley…We KNOW you KNOW where the good ones are…then get pissed on…cause your love of GOLDEN SHOWERS is ALSO legendary… and lick up the urine puddle off the stinkin pavement while your waiting for the next guy to RAM IT IN YOUR EXTREMELY STRETCHED OUT ASSHOLE……Nice Talkin to you Wentworth…but next time… try not to be so defensive…you give yourself away.
IT'S TRUE ,SO TRUE LOL says – reply to this

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Re: Johnny Grant The Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood –

WENTWORTH IS A SCREAMING QUEEN
A DICK LOVING QUEER
HE IS SO FAMOUS AT BOYSTOWN AS A POWER BOTTOM

KISSES TO YOU JOHNNY GRANT

PEREZ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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Re: Johnny Grant the Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood – I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!

KISSES TO YOU SEXY MUAHHHHHH
PEREZ RULES !!!!!!!!!
Giulia says – reply to this

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Re: Johnny Grant the Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood –
You are insane…
THE GREAT MYRIAM C WEBSTER HAS RETURNED!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Giulia – At least he got you to READ, what a step up from your illiterate mother who was open 24 hours a day like the CVS Pharmacies where her tricks bought their extra large dick sheathes (in BLACK, of couse)!
SPEAKING ABOUT YOURSELF ? says – reply to this

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Re: Giulia – HE ROCKS !!!!!
AND SO AS PEREZ AND YOU ARE A DUMB WHORE!!!!!!!!!
MR RAY BANN says – reply to this

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Re: Johnny Grant the Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood – OH JOHNNY YOU ARE SO MARVELOUSLY MAGNIFICENT! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE THAN YOUR BROTHER FOSTER WHO PUTS OUT THOSE GREAT SHADES! YOU ARE SIMPLY BRILLIANT AND I'VE HEARD QUITE DELICIOUS, AS WELL. SUCH A RARE COMBINATION! YOU WON "LIFE'S LOTTERY" AND THE FEW NAYSAYERS THAT YOU HAVE ARE JUST PEA-GREEN WITH JEALOUSY AND DEFINITELY IN THE MINORITY! THE DETRACTORS OF THE GREAT JOHNNY GRANT WILL ALL BE DESTROYED BY THEIR JEALOUSY OF YOUR FABULOSITY! INDEED, I WILL PRAY TO SANTA JESUS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN QUICKLY AND WITH MUCH FANFARE!!! STAY A TREASURE DARLING!
Johnny Grant The Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood says – reply to this

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Re: Giulia – MY DEAR…and I DO think this is you again PRISON BREAK star…go ahead and challenge my sanity all you want, it won't change the fact that you WENTWORTH MILLER, are the BIGGEST QUEEN working in Television today. Your RAGING yet CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALITY has been the talk of Tinseltown for quite some time and frankly it's just TOO BAD that you don't like it…You know WENT-THERE-GOT-SOME…that's what I've been told your dozens upon dozens of ex-tricks call you… You could ALWAYS just COME OUT…..THINK ABOUT IT…You wouldn't have to HIDE your NUMEROUS BOYFRIENDS anymore. you could start going back to all the GAY BARS, and you could FINALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF, kowing that you've been honest about who you really are…Once your show gets canceled…your career will TANK anyway. By COMING OUT you might actually extend its longevity. The GAY COMMUNITY will embrace you and you'll become a ROLE MODEL that gay boys and girls can look up to instead of one that straight boys and girls can make fun of. You can work on projects with other openly GAY actors like Chad Allen and Neil Patrick Harris. Heck you might even INSPIRE your fellow HOLLYWOOD BOTTOM BOYS, CHANNING TATUM and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN to follow your lead….Think about it Wenty !
Johnny Grant the Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood says – reply to this

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Re: THE GREAT MYRIAM C WEBSTER HAS RETURNED!!! – MYRIAM DAHHHHLING…and you too MR RAY BANN…it's been absolute ages since I DISHED with the 2 of you…SO MANY of the people…more like MORONS…posting here are unable to handle the TRUTH about the celebrities they adore…it's SO nice to know the 2 of you are around to help me KEEP IT REAL !
Went-there-Got-Some says – reply to this

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Re: Rachel – OH SWEETIE…How old are you, about 12-13 maybe? I know it's HARD for little Tweenagers like you to accept the truth, but I'm one of Wentworth's MANY ex-tricks that Johnny Grant was talking about, and WENT-THERE-GOT-SOME is EXACTLY what we call him. I know you don't want him to be GAY, and it's okay for you to pretend that he's not, but as you get older it's important that you learn to accept the truth no matter how hard it is to swallow…Wentworth swallows BTW….at least he did for me…AND THe TRUTH IS SWEETIE…WENTWORTH MILLER IS GAY !
Grow up! says – reply to this

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RE: JOHNNY GRANT:

You fucking queers are pathetic excuses for humans. You all have severe birth defects and need to be institutionalized. You're dillusional and all you want are straight men when in reality they think you're all a bunch of flaming, lowlife, scums of the earth.
Grow up! says – reply to this

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RE: JOHNNY GRANT,

Oh your parents must be sooooo proud!!!! You are a fudgepacker bottom flaming idiot and in reality your parents and family are totally ashamed of you. They wish they had aborted you!!! You are a DEFECT of a human!!!!!
Dorian Gray says – reply to this

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Re: Grow up! – ONCE A-GAIN, MY ASS IS MINTY FRESH, NOT A MELTED BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES LIKE YOURS, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOUR DADDY LIKES IT WHEN HE'S EATING IT OUT! NOW GO RUN ALONG THE FREEWAY AFTER DARK IN A BLACK TRACKSUIT AND DO THE WORLD A BIG OLE FAVOR! THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE ARE NOT FOR YOU, NEVER HAVE BEEN OR WILL BE. NOW REMEMBER THAT YOU PATHETIC LOSER MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT JIZZ-RAG.
Dorian Gray says – reply to this

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Re: Grow up! – And no matter what you say in retort I KNOW that YOU KNOW that what I said about you is the TRUTH. So DON'T waste your time–I certainly will expend no more of MINE on your SORRY, WORTHLESS–and yes indeed–USELESS ASS!!!
Tyra's Cousin Armando says – reply to this

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Re: Grow up! – I hope you're at least BREEDING (you know, the next generation of QUEERS) so your life will have SOME meaning.
Jenny says – reply to this

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#333. You hit that one out of the park.
Grow Up! says – reply to this

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@TYRA'S COUSIN,

OH GOD FORBID I AM CURSED TO HAVE A CHILD WHO GROWS UP LIKE YOU!!!! You give GAYS A BAD NAME!!! That's why there's so much homophobia in the world, because of behavior such as yours. I bet your parents are embarrassed by you. Try acting like Wentworth Miller, with class and respectfulness. That's why he's where he is in life, and you are a low life loser who has nothing better to do with your time than to diss a good guy.
Tyra's Cousin Armando says – reply to this

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Re: Grow Up! – On second thought, I hope you're sterile–or soon will be. I wouldn't wish you on any child. And if you were lucky enough to spawn a queer, of course he would be a street hustler, practically giving it away, after all those generations of the repressed closetcases in your family who are only able to get erections (for women, that is) with the help of the pharmaceutical industry.
Get Real! says – reply to this

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@DORIAN GRAY/JOHNNY GRANT,

You;'re a delusional dickhead with an asshole the size of the Holland Tunnel who thinks every hot looking straight guy is gay so you can get with them. Wake up you idiot. Everyone knows that queers love to gossip and make shit up. You cannot accept that your pathetic fellow queers LIED TO YOU!!!! You're an idiot who believes desperate losers like yourself who have to make up stories about fucking Wentworth Miller. That is so sad. You're a fucking jealous bunch, aren't you? You all jerk off to the vision of hot straight guys all the time. ha ha ha!!! I fuck hot straight guys alot and you can't. Face it, they adore pussy, not cock and dirty assholes. Too bad the hot ones HATE queers like you. Wake up and get real you fudgepacker!
DORIAN GRAY, GLAD 2 B GAY! says – reply to this

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[re=1231197]Re: Get Real!

IF YOU HAD AN "A" SPOT YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! WELL I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THE KNOWLEDGE I PERSONALLY HAVE ACQUIRED ON THE SUBJECT OVER THE YEARS. OR ASK YOUR FATHER, HE SURE KNOWS! I WAS THINKING OF WRITING A BOOK CALLED "THE JOYS OF FUDGEPACKING." DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SET UP AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM, GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE IS THE WORLD'S LEADING AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT? I REALIZE YOU MAY BE INCLINED TO REJECT MY REQUEST BUT REALLY DARLING IT'S SO VITAL TO SPREAD THE WORD. THE HOLY WORD. OF FUDGEPACKING! AND JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION, NOW THAT WE'RE SUCH DEAR, DEAR FRIENDS–I'M NOT JOHNNY GRANT AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO SAY I WASN'T IF I WAS. MAKE THAT WERE. YOU SEE, I'M NOT A SEMI-LITERATE STEAMING SLAB OF HUMAN EXCREMENT. AH, THE REASON FOR YOUR OBSESSION WITH FUGEPACKING HAS BEEN REVEALED AT LAST! IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I WORKED IT OUT! DID YOU FOLLOW THAT, YOU DISGUSTINGLY NASTY-TONGUED HERPES RIDDLED WHORE?
D.J. says – reply to this

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Re: Trisha –
TRISHA…
i am straight. i took the class. it was very informative. if you had the brains to read the course description, you'd understand that it is NOT teaching you HOW to be gay, but actually EXPLORING what gay men culturally identify with and why they are magnetized to those things which aren't inherently "gay". i can understand some of your confusion because you cannot even spell "DUMB" correctly.

EDUCATE YOURSELVES PEOPLE! It is wonderful to have our own opinions… it's what makes us human, but before we can come to any concrete conclusion about anything we must first examine exactly what is presented in front of us. More than half of you just read Perez's headline without even the thought of reading the course guide itself.

This is one of the biggest problems in America today, we make so many assumptions about so many things without actually investigating what it is we are judging.

WAKE UP FOLKS!
DR PHIL UM UP says – reply to this

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Re: Get Real! – WENTWORTH, YOU POOR PATHETIC CREATURE. Pretending to be some cheap woman with delusional fantasies about her over used pussy. Such sad behavior really, calling yourself "GROW UP" and "GET REAL". I think they better lock you up with Brittney Spears, because you're beginning to display extreme irrationality. You Poor Dear…that Closet your in has really devestated your mind hasn't it ? Now you're ranting and spewing venom at the more rational and definately more enlightened posters here trying to make all the pain go away. Come OUT Sweetie…and you'll find the peace of mind your desperate posts so clearly show you need.
I'm not Wentworth, you idiot says – reply to this

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@DR. PHIL/JOHNNY FUDGEPACKER MAYOR OF HOLLYWEIRD,

I'm NOT Wentworth Miller, you stupid idiot. You're a fucking loser and have nothing else to do with your time than to criticize a classy REAL MAN like Wentworth Miller because you want to feel better about your pathetic waste of a life. You queers want Wentworth so desperately to be gay, we straight NORMAL people think it's both hilarious and so very sad and pathetic. You're a fucking bully queerboy flamer who gets off criticizing people you don't know online like the COWARD you are. Your not a real man, but a sissy with female hormones and a brain defect. Why else would you want to have sex with other men. It's not natural to get fucked up the ass and afterward your shit slides out of your asshole like soup ALL OVER THE SHEETS. You're gross and utterly disgusting. You're a waste and worthless excuse of a person. Go crawl back into your hole (your bf's shitty smelly asshole).
You're a flaming idiot! says – reply to this

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@DR. PHIL/JOHNNY GRANT FUDGEPACKER,

You're so delusional that all the HOT STRAIGHT MEN in Hollyweird would get with you!!! Ha ha, that's a laugh. They think of you as a REPULSIVE PIECE OF SHIT! You want to out anyone who's hot, but could give 2 shits if they're not. Even if the men say they are straight, you still insist they're gay: Jake Gyllenhall, Zac Efron, Jensen Eckles, Channing Tatum, Wentworth Miller, Hayden Christensen, Scott Wolf, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc., etc. This list goes on and on. Even if Wentworth was gay (which he's not), he's not in a class as you. It's queers like you that keep gays in the closet because they're ashamed to be put in the same catagory as losers like you. You're an embarrassment to respectable gay people. You're a coward who posts LIES about people on a stupid gossip site. You are so typical and pathetic, I feel sorry for you.
DR PHIL UM UP says – reply to this

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GET REAL, GROW UP, WHOEVER YOU ARE…you are pathetically delusional…and you should really seek treatment ! And…BTW…whoever you are…wink wink… You're INCREDIBLY EASY to IRRITATE. MANY of US are here BECAUSE WE LOVE finding DIPSHITS like you on the threads to annoy. And you've proved repeatedly that you're a self glorifying simpleton who's extremely EASY to manipulate. GOD GIRLFRIEND (you are a girl, right ? wink wink)…you're WAY too EASY…and of course, COMPLETELY MORONIC ! but don't let these clear facts stop you. ..bring it on…WENTWORTH !
The Lurker says – reply to this

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Hey "You're a Flaming Idiot" I've been keeping an eye on the posts here, and frankly the only one that seems to be going off the deep end and not having any fun, is you. Why don't you give your fingers a break and come back when you can display some sort of sense of humor. Your post aren't even entertaining, they're just blabbering rants. I mean everybody else is kind of fun but you're totally unpleasant. Give your poison pen a rest, you sound like you really need to.
PAULA'S TAMPON says – reply to this

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#342 HEY IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! AND WOW! YOU NAMED JUST ABOUT EVERY QUEER IN TINSELTOWN, WITH THE NOTABLE EXCEPTIONS OF TRIGGER (who really WAS hung like a horse) AND THE ORIGINAL LASSIE! YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN THE COURSE!
Karen says – reply to this

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Re: Get Real! – Just shut up you miserable asshole. No one cares to hear any more of your shit.
UM student says – reply to this

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Re: WVU OWNS YOU – then why do we have all of your coaches?
aifos says – reply to this

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perez eres un hijo de putaaaa!! (you are a son of the peachh)
deja tranquilo a wentworth porque te juro q te voy a matarrrrrrr!! (i wanna kill youu!) perez you are gayyy you like wenth!
pero sabes que wentworth nunca te daria bola porque sos feo y el es guapisimo!
aifos says – reply to this

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wentworthh argentina lovee youu!!! perez is a peachh in spanish es un hijo de puta mal parido
i love you went
uofmrulezz says – reply to this

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First off, if you say U of M blows, youre probably just not good enough to go there. It was recently ranked 25th best out of 124 american colleges. Second, if you have a problem with homosexuality, you may want to ask yourself why you are reading a gay mans blog, or any blog in general…in denial?
me says – reply to this

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WENTWORTH IS GAY!!
aifos says – reply to this

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wentworth no es gayyy! went is not gayyyyy
perez hilton is gayyy
perez hilton love wentworth because he is gay but wentworth not
NB says – reply to this

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It's funny all the guys on this website are bashing gays……not trying to be a hater…. but…. if you are a male on this website……. on this website enough to read this article and post it….. YOU ARE PROBABLY A HOMO. Stay fabulous bitches
me says – reply to this

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WM is dating Luke MacFarlene, so he IS gay
melinda says – reply to this

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How very bizarre….
janese says – reply to this

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y tha hell is wentworth miller on this damn blog?? he is sooooo not gay!!!

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