When We Get Married…

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1. mhu says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Crystal Baller says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   That is the FUGLIEST dress I've ever seen.

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   Bahahahahahahaha this bitch is hella stupid. Why would you want to eat yourself? You know her husband is cutting the cake pretending he is actually sticking the knife into the real her! He probably cut off her tits n shoved them in her mouth!

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   What an ugly and ignorant egotistic bitch.
   Poor dumb ass hubby agreeing to spend money on that horrendous looking shit excuse for a cake. So, who's going to get the ass and tits section???

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   HAHA, mostly patetic ppl comenting.
   Yall see a black woman, and the first u think is "ghetto" .
   lol, thats just rasism, at least she affords a cake like that, bett half of u
   guys dont

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   She should have made him eat the coochie part of her cake. I'll take a titty, thanks.

7. JLB says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Wow. That was on another website, like, three months ago.

8. jakeissuperficial says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   how much did that shit cost? bitch must have invited a hella lot of people. love perezzzzzzz

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   Re: sarah – If you're going to try to be insulting, at least spell half of the words right. Idiot.

10. Pope John Stall the Pious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This cake is THE SHIT!

11. Mercy Sakes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Enough about the cake. Has anyone noticed how shiteous her dress is? So much money & so little taste. So sad.

12. Swinger says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez that's old news….
    and by the way…that cake is all sorts of fug and rediculous.

13. NonCYBoY (With a Fake British Accent like Shitney!) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lucky bitch! The bride's gonna get eaten by her brother-in-laws, the best man, and her husband (twice) on her wedding day. That's HOOOTTTT!

14. Cath says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yeah this is prettyy old but hell yeah i want that too

15. mlk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    not only tacky, but vain much?

16. stupid girl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the likeness is not very pretty.

17. Ricky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW–and to think she's not even Puerto Rican!

18. Katy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cannibalism!

19. Christine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, the pictures of this wedding cake have been on ebaums world for a while!

20. BC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow, I thought no one would top Star Jones' tacky wedding, but this lady succeeded!

21. EP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CREEPY! It looks like a drag queen. I want a wedding cake shaped like a huge erect penis, with balls and all.

22. anonymous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you want a piece of me? EAT ME!!

23. Kendra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I saw that on CNN this morning and thought "holy shit, who the fuck would want to do something like this at their wedding?" Yeah, it would cost a shit ton of money, but I'd much rather blow that money on flowers and put a little more into the dress because that thing is FUCKING AWFUL. Ew.

24. Ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How self absorbed do you have to be to get a wedding cake that looks like yourself??

25. P!nky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Que ascooooooo! pinche vieja locaaa!horrible pastel!! eeeeeeeewwww!!!! soooo tacky!!

26. Ash-A-lyn! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ahh i live in allen and this is super creepy

27. jan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is unbelievably self-centered. I think she may have outdone Star Jones in the "tacky self-promotion" department. At least she could have made a smaller cake of herself and included one of her husband too.

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    This is the MOST tackiest thing I have ever seen in my whole life~~What a GHETTO RAT!

29. michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THAT IS FUCKING UGLY…BUT WHAT ELSE CAN U EXPECT FROM A BLACK WOMAN???

30. copersl8y says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow, that is kind of selfish….. its about the bride and groom, not just the bride, it's like she is getting married to herself…. sick its way tooo tacky and corny

31. burrito says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Holy Fuckin' ego on that one eh? Geez, some people can't get enough of themselves!

32. minda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Shades of the video for the Tom Petty song "Don't come around here no more". Even more so if that cake was red velvet. Did the band have Dave Stuart smoking a hooka on a giant mushroom???

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    Her real dress looks like she spilled pizza on it.

34. cancan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh, my god! That's the most evil thing I've ever seen.Who got to eat her boobies? Her hootchie? Braaaaaahahaha, and that poor sucker standing behind her probably had to PAY FOR IT!!!!!! brahahahahahaa

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    thats ironic. i live in allen texas.

36. sTAR says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You can read it in the guys eyes…..He's like…..wtf is this and who the fuck did I marry???….my wife is a fruitcake….Who does this???? My husband would have been speechless and definitely would not have taken a picture next to it. What a weirdo.

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    DISGUSTING !!!!!

38. Miss C says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't get it! Does she look at everyone and say, "Eat me!!" ? This is for the person that is full of themselves so Perez…if you're that way, go for it!

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    okay that was not even pretty! the cake looks like a drag queen for one, and who the hell wants to eat themselves?! strange, very strange! her husband looks mortified!

40. Monike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    so you want your cake to look like a fat black woman?? KLASSY

41. UprightGuy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Now how much did that shit cost? Wedding stuff ain't cheap.

42. UGLY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THATS AN UGLY ASS REPLICA…SORRY…..BRIDE IS UGLY TOO

43. SHIT FACE..FAT FACE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: michelle – SHUT UR FUCKING FACE….AM BLACK, CARIBBEAN AND AWESOME…FATFACE!

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    tHAT IS A PRETTY AWESOME CAKE. FUNNY, WIERD LOOKING, BUT STILL UNIQUE AND SPECIAL. WHAT A NICE HUSBAND HE WILL BE IF HE WAS THE ONE THAT WENT TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF GETTING HER A SELF CAKE. ARE WHAT A TOTAL NARCISSTIC BIATCH SHE WILL BE IF SHE HAD A CAKE MADE IN HER OWN IMAGE.

45. Jen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Another way to tell the person who bought her the 4th shitty toaster, EAT ME!!!

46. Another Nobody says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG.. this is SO OLD. ite been making the rounds for at least 6 months.

47. No says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    And now will all the guests please eat the bride…

48. Fran says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hideous! Why would you want your guests to eat your likeness? The ugliness of the cake aside, that's beyond creepy in itself.

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    ALLEN, TX represent!!

50. Natty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What a bloody idiot

51. ark says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how egotistical and not to mention tacky.

52. M. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    classy!

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    There is something a little disturbing about this. When you start cutting the cake….I just don't think i would like to see myself cut up. However, I envision great fun when i think about all the comments and fights over parts like the crotch and breasts. Oh and a tacky fight scene with drunk groom who is insulted by breast and crotch comments made by equally drunk male wedding guests. It could be fun.

54. She be a dumb beyotch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What a self absorbed cunt!

55. Ashleigh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ha. I live in Allen, TX. And that thing is creepy.

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    THAT IS SOOOOO GHETTO AND TACKY. WHY WOULD ANY ONE DO SOMETHING SO CORNY IS BEYOND ME!!!! GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S UP MY PEES FROM BROOKLYN NY.

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    cannibalism

58. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG…I kinda love it. I would so do that

59. Wendy in Dallas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm ashamed that was here in my home town….U G L Y!!!!!!!!!!

60. lizzer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    only in texas.

61. Carlos Carreto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So, you want your wedding cake to look like an attractive black woman with nice tits ?

62. Fl Gurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Now datz a hood ass chick…I aint that serious really.

63. Fl Gurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I mean it aint that serious………..

64. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want the head to put in my freezer haha

65. katieb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha wow thanks, way to represent allen,tx ya dumbshit.

66. katieb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha wow thanks, way to represent allen,tx ya dumbshit.

67. katieb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha wow thanks, way to represent allen,tx ya dumbshit.

68. Liverpudlian Chrissy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Never mind the cake…… What about the dress! Minging or what!?!?!?!

69. NaiveLondonGirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I swear to god I couldn't tell which one was her, and which one was the cake!

70. Deliciosa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wonder what the filling is?!

71. @mes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    guess she wanted to tell everyone "eat me"

72. Dark and Lovely says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how narrow minded! ppl like you should be locked up..innyour very narrow twisted world rihanna black is as good as it gets? drop dead!

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    PRETTY COOL. BUT NOT VERY TASTEFUL FOPR A WEDDING :/

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    At least the groom got to stab the wife with out getting arrested! Could be a great way to get out all his frustration with her over her clearly over the top wedding.

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    Well no thats emo enough for ya.. gives a new take on cutting yourself