Would You Hit It????

Steve Martin hit the beach in St. Barth's this past weekend.
The veteran comedic actor is 62.
He may be old and pasty, but we'd take a piece of him!
[Image by ENF via Fame Pictures.]

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Steve Martin hit the beach in St. Barth's this past weekend.
The veteran comedic actor is 62.
He may be old and pasty, but we'd take a piece of him!
[Image by ENF via Fame Pictures.]
Perez, you're sick.
Perez, you're sick.
I'd hit it..YUM!!!!
firt
1st and yikes, steve!
never! first.
never! first.
:) I LOVE AMY WINEHOUSE!
Not sure if I could deal with a body rug. He's an amazing man, but we'd be better off as friends.
1st bitches!!!!
He looks fine to me.
10
Haha, I was first bitches
First!?! He looks good for his age.
I shouldn't have looked at that while eating lunch. Ewww.
I was just sick i my own mouth……bluhhttt….
I'd do him… he still looks good for 62. Plus, funny guys are always sexy.
I was just sick in my own mouth……bluhhttt….
FIRST??
he's forever and always KING TUT
gross
FIRST BITCHES
FIRST BITCHES
First
HELL NO
I'd hit it, but I heard he's an a-hole to fans and non celebs. Then if it turns out youre famous he's nice to you.
I love him !!!
ew no!
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Come on now…
ew no!
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ew no!
Yes I'd hit it…HARD! The dude is loaded!!!
Doesn't Look That Bad for 62
hahahahaha…FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
i'd definetly hit that…yeah…with a two by four…hahahahahaha!!!!!
hahahahaha…FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
i'd definetly hit that…yeah…with a two by four…hahahahahaha!!!!!
First! Uuuueeeewwww!
It's time to stop chasing and photographing the mentally ill girl.
Steve Martin in still hot.
First Bitches EAT IT ! ! !
I am never. ever first.
You would take a piece of him Perez! Gross!!
yes.
YES!
sexy bodddd
FIRST!
OMG-YUCK
FIRSTTTTTTT
First? Tenth?
I'm not sure what it is about him, but I'd hit it for days
FIRST
first
Hell YEAH I'd hit it! Steve Martin is awesome.
yezzzzzzzzz
I feel bad for him, He is an old turd. Leave him alone…He is not a celebrity anyway.
Oh yeah!! He could be my Daddy anytime!!
gross
hell no
Heck yes! Silver foxes are hot
I'd hit it too. Seriously.
dsfa
hes 62 he can look however he wants
plus hes steve martin
he was funny, not sexy anyway
hes 62 he can look however he wants
plus hes steve martin
he was funny, not sexy anyway
As if he would ever consider "hitting" anyone as disgusting as you
Give it up you dip shit
More than half the people who go to this lame site doesnt even know who he is
Steve Martin is an American Icon in the world of Comedy
You are a fool
furry
oh hell….i'd hit it.
HELL NO! He's fuckin old and ugly.
Yeehh
hey, he looks pretty good to this over 40 chick
LOVE HIM!
You know Perez what are you thirty years old? Steve Martin looks in better shape then you perez. And he is 32 years older!!
Steve is very talented, but no, I wouldn't hit it.
Barf! I just ate…. He hasn't been funny in 100 years. He needs to rest in the old folks home and stop trying the comedy. It's been over.The christmas tree tinsel or chest hair is gross. Stay under the water, although yes for 62 he's ok…….
I'll take intelligence and wit over beefcake and stupid any day! I adore Steve Martin — he's far sexier than 99% of the dopes out there.
hehe of course I would! It's Steve Martin!
i'd hit it if he bought me a new mercedes! hellz yahh bitchezzzz
I have had the biggest crush on him since I first saw him in housesitter with Goldie Hawn when I was like 8. He is a comedic genious … watch mixed nuts… funny funny movie perfect for the holidays. Anyway, I love this man and YES I WOUD totally do him
Why not, i mean wtf at least his body doesn't look like a deflated macy's balloon.
HE LOOKS LIKE A WOLF
YES … Y U M M M M M M M M M M M M M
i would suck his dick for hours, i heard he has a huge one, and a hot load too
HE ACTUALLY DOES NOT LOOK BAD AT ALL FOR HIS AGE
Yes